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Dan1248

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« Reply #80 on: 11-09-2005 15:21 »

A: there was, but it was crushed and sold as 'Mom's Friendly spare parts' when they realised all robots were evil, even Preacherbot.

Q: who prgrammed the robots to be evil.
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #81 on: 11-09-2005 15:24 »
« Last Edit on: 11-09-2005 15:24 »

A; no, there isnt a robot god, so who would create robot heaven. certainly not zombie jesus. hes too busy for that.
Q: is there a 2nd coming of "Zombie Jesus"?
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #82 on: 11-09-2005 15:36 »

A: Since he's a zombie, technically, he'll be on his "first coming" until decomposition sets in.

Q: Who turned him into a zombie?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #83 on: 11-09-2005 15:42 »

A: Nibbler's evil twin, when he became Supreme overlord of the universe.

Q: what is Nibbler's evil twin called?
Bender-Mon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #84 on: 11-09-2005 17:37 »

A: Fibbler

Q: Why would Fibbler turn zombie jesus into a zombie?
Monty

Crustacean
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« Reply #85 on: 11-09-2005 18:53 »

A: Fibbler is part of the main-stream religion Voodoo.

Q: How do you turn someone into a zombie?
ecks

Bending Unit
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« Reply #86 on: 11-09-2005 19:23 »
« Last Edit on: 11-09-2005 19:23 »

SAA: Make them watch Futurama!

TQQ: Who would win in an eating contest nibler or pac man ... or jesus?

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Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #87 on: 11-10-2005 02:21 »

A: Nibbler, of course.......unless of course Pacman had just eaten a power pellet!  Jesus (zombie or otherwise) isn't even the same league.

Q: Are there robot zombies?  If so, how exactly does that work?!
DeltaP42

Bending Unit
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« Reply #88 on: 11-10-2005 17:09 »
« Last Edit on: 11-10-2005 17:09 »

A: The Not-So-Kosher Crimestopper!!!

crap, this was the answer to what Zoidberg's name would be as a superhero, sorry!!!!

DeltaP42

Bending Unit
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« Reply #89 on: 11-10-2005 17:11 »
« Last Edit on: 11-10-2005 17:11 »

Ok, I apologize to you all, this was done before i learned how to edit posts, sorry again!!!
DeltaP42

Bending Unit
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« Reply #90 on: 11-10-2005 17:15 »

A: there are no robot zombies, the closest a robot comes to being a zombie is when he's blind stinking sober.

Q:Q: Of all the characters in the show presently, who is most likely to be honored by ending up as a head in a jar?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #91 on: 11-10-2005 17:55 »

  eek   Wow.  That's a good way to get yourself banned!

A: Farnsworth, because of his notable invention of the Finglonger, and Zoidberg, because he later strikes it rich.

Q: Aside from tracking bugs using her wrist-lojack-amater, what other cool things does Leela's wrist bracer do?
Fryman28b

Bending Unit
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« Reply #92 on: 11-10-2005 18:00 »

A: Give her excuses to not go out with Fry.

Q:What would happen if it stopped working?
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #93 on: 11-10-2005 19:08 »

A: Her wrist would be a whole lot cleaner.

Q: What futuristic device would she get to replace it?
Monty

Crustacean
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« Reply #94 on: 11-10-2005 19:28 »

A: Another wrist device but with a stylish green stripe down one side.

Q: Exactly how does the What-if? Machine work?
Fryman28b

Bending Unit
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« Reply #95 on: 11-10-2005 19:41 »

A: You ask a question.

Q: What if the 'What If' machine didn't answer what if questions?
Professor Zoidy

Urban Legend
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« Reply #96 on: 11-10-2005 19:48 »

It'd be a big piece of crap, and Professy'd throw it out.
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #97 on: 11-11-2005 11:44 »

A: Professor Zoidy didn't ask a question, therefore I must conclude that she is a moron.

Q: Since Fryman28b didn't answer the question at all (he answered how you USE it, not how it WORKS), I'll ask again:  How exactly does the What-If Machine work?
PumaGirl

Starship Captain
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« Reply #98 on: 11-11-2005 11:53 »

A: The What-If machine WORKS in a way that what would be way to complicated for anyone but the professor to understand. Indeed the professor doesn't know himself anymore since he forgot about it once he made it.

Q. In the futurama future, after the Lucy Liu incident, is the internet regulated in any way?
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #99 on: 11-11-2005 13:20 »

A: No, the internet is about the free exchange and sale of other people's ideas. They've done nothing wrong!

Q: Did Lucy Liu ever leave Bender?
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #100 on: 11-11-2005 15:42 »

A. no, once he out her in his chest, she couldnt get out
Q. how many porn sites did fry visit in the internet?
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #101 on: 11-11-2005 15:46 »
« Last Edit on: 11-11-2005 15:46 »

A. no, once he put her in his chest, she couldnt get out
Q. how many porn sites did fry visit in the internet?
edit
-i have no idea why it double posted
SgtGeneral

Crustacean
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« Reply #102 on: 11-11-2005 15:49 »

A: none. he had to quit and go to the bathromm before he got to the first one.

Q: how did Bender aqquire naked pictures of Amy?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #103 on: 11-11-2005 15:57 »

A) that wasn't amy. he pasted her face on someone else's body.

Q) what sites did leela and amy visit while bender, fry, hermes and zoid were busy in porn sites?
SgtGeneral

Crustacean
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« Reply #104 on: 11-11-2005 16:07 »

A: less dirty porn sites

Q: OK then, they were Amy's head on Leela's body, so, how did Bender get naked pictures of Leela?
Bender-Mon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #105 on: 11-12-2005 06:57 »
« Last Edit on: 11-12-2005 06:57 »

A: Took pictures secretly with that weird purple camera of his.

Q: Why did Bender even want to post a picture of amy's face and Leela's body?
ecks

Bending Unit
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« Reply #106 on: 11-12-2005 13:43 »

SAA: I asked him too.... ok I payed him too... ok I agreed to sell my body for it! What do want from me?!!

TQQ: If Zoidberg was a robot would he still be a lobster?
DeltaP42

Bending Unit
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« Reply #107 on: 11-12-2005 13:52 »

A. He would still be a lobster but there's one problem....

Q. Since he's made of metal now, what in god's name would you use as a claw-cracker when eating him?
FutureDramaQeen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #108 on: 11-12-2005 14:14 »
« Last Edit on: 11-12-2005 14:14 »

A: A blow-torch.

Q: What will happen 'this' (ie: Xmas of 3005) Xmas when Robot Santa comes?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #109 on: 11-12-2005 16:06 »

A: The usual... mayhem, rockets, explosions, blood, death, horror, some laughter, fright, a couple of insanes singing Xmas carols... you name it.

Q: How large is URL's antenna...really?
Professy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #110 on: 11-12-2005 22:40 »

A: URL's antenna is one metre long, but he uses mirrors to make it look smaller

Q: Who founded Sears?
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #111 on: 11-13-2005 00:09 »

A. Searsbot 4.0., duh
Q. why do robots need spray for their antenna?
Professy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #112 on: 11-13-2005 04:06 »

SAA: Because Searsbot 4.0. said so when he got downgraded to 0.4.0.

QQ: 0.4.0. Is this Bender's serial number or the amount of money in Fry's bank savings account?

Da Da Da Da Do'hhhhhhh ~ McDonalds Remix
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #113 on: 11-13-2005 13:02 »

A. nope, its Frys alcohal level
Q. why doesnt fry drink half as much as bender?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #114 on: 11-14-2005 03:50 »

A: because Fry still kind of thinks he is a robot

Q: what happened if there was a Futurama first person shooter game?
Professy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #115 on: 11-14-2005 05:11 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Professor Zoidy:
It'd be a big piece of crap, and Professy'd throw it out.

Yes I would Professor Zoidy.

SAA: Fry wouldn't know how to throw a grenade, so he would give it to Zoidberg as a "gift"

QQ: What would happen if there was a Futurama text based RPG game like Kings of Chaos?

Da Da Da Da Do'hhhhhhh ~ McDonalds Remix
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #116 on: 11-14-2005 12:13 »

A: The program would, of course, be written in BASIC, by a retro programmer.  The program would be released as shareware, but none of the approximately 2000 cult-following loyalists would register it.  As a result, the programmer had to abandon the project, leaving the 2000 followers without purpose or meaning to their lives.  After that, a mass ritual suicide was the only answer.

Q: What's the purpose of virtual virtual reality?
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #117 on: 11-14-2005 13:24 »

A: So extremely lazy people can experience the joy of virtual reality without actually moving.

Q: Is Ultra Porn a form of virtual virtual reality?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #118 on: 11-15-2005 14:12 »

A: No, Ultra Porn involves hallucinogenics, duct tape, and hooker-bots.

Q: What exactly happens with hallucinogenics, duct tape, and hooker-bots, that makes Ultra Porn so popular?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #119 on: 11-15-2005 14:15 »

A: It does excellent wonders for anything and anyone. It made Lesbian sex more popular to all women.

Q: What do you think is the best part of the future except the non stop and morning porn?
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