Quizzical Questions & Smart-Ass Answer

[Reply #80 on:]

A: there was, but it was crushed and sold as 'Mom's Friendly spare parts' when they realised all robots were evil, even Preacherbot.

Q: who prgrammed the robots to be evil.

[Reply #81 on:]

A; no, there isnt a robot god, so who would create robot heaven. certainly not zombie jesus. hes too busy for that.
Q: is there a 2nd coming of "Zombie Jesus"?

[Reply #82 on:]

A: Since he's a zombie, technically, he'll be on his "first coming" until decomposition sets in.

Q: Who turned him into a zombie?

[Reply #83 on:]

A: Nibbler's evil twin, when he became Supreme overlord of the universe.

Q: what is Nibbler's evil twin called?

[Reply #84 on:]

A: Fibbler

Q: Why would Fibbler turn zombie jesus into a zombie?

[Reply #85 on:]

A: Fibbler is part of the main-stream religion Voodoo.

Q: How do you turn someone into a zombie?

[Reply #86 on:]

SAA: Make them watch Futurama!

TQQ: Who would win in an eating contest nibler or pac man ... or jesus?

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[Reply #87 on:]

A: Nibbler, of course.......unless of course Pacman had just eaten a power pellet!  Jesus (zombie or otherwise) isn't even the same league.

Q: Are there robot zombies?  If so, how exactly does that work?!

[Reply #88 on:]

A: The Not-So-Kosher Crimestopper!!!

crap, this was the answer to what Zoidberg's name would be as a superhero, sorry!!!!

[Reply #89 on:]

Ok, I apologize to you all, this was done before i learned how to edit posts, sorry again!!!

[Reply #90 on:]

A: there are no robot zombies, the closest a robot comes to being a zombie is when he's blind stinking sober.

Q:Q: Of all the characters in the show presently, who is most likely to be honored by ending up as a head in a jar?

[Reply #91 on:]

     Wow.  That's a good way to get yourself banned!

A: Farnsworth, because of his notable invention of the Finglonger, and Zoidberg, because he later strikes it rich.

Q: Aside from tracking bugs using her wrist-lojack-amater, what other cool things does Leela's wrist bracer do?

[Reply #92 on:]

A: Give her excuses to not go out with Fry.

Q:What would happen if it stopped working?

[Reply #93 on:]

A: Her wrist would be a whole lot cleaner.

Q: What futuristic device would she get to replace it?

[Reply #94 on:]

A: Another wrist device but with a stylish green stripe down one side.

Q: Exactly how does the What-if? Machine work?

[Reply #95 on:]

A: You ask a question.

Q: What if the 'What If' machine didn't answer what if questions?

[Reply #96 on:]

It'd be a big piece of crap, and Professy'd throw it out.

[Reply #97 on:]

A: Professor Zoidy didn't ask a question, therefore I must conclude that she is a moron.

Q: Since Fryman28b didn't answer the question at all (he answered how you USE it, not how it WORKS), I'll ask again:  How exactly does the What-If Machine work?

[Reply #98 on:]

A: The What-If machine WORKS in a way that what would be way to complicated for anyone but the professor to understand. Indeed the professor doesn't know himself anymore since he forgot about it once he made it.

Q. In the futurama future, after the Lucy Liu incident, is the internet regulated in any way?

[Reply #99 on:]

A: No, the internet is about the free exchange and sale of other people's ideas. They've done nothing wrong!

Q: Did Lucy Liu ever leave Bender?

[Reply #100 on:]

A. no, once he out her in his chest, she couldnt get out
Q. how many porn sites did fry visit in the internet?

[Reply #101 on:]

A. no, once he put her in his chest, she couldnt get out
Q. how many porn sites did fry visit in the internet?
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-i have no idea why it double posted

[Reply #102 on:]

A: none. he had to quit and go to the bathromm before he got to the first one.

Q: how did Bender aqquire naked pictures of Amy?

[Reply #103 on:]

A) that wasn't amy. he pasted her face on someone else's body.

Q) what sites did leela and amy visit while bender, fry, hermes and zoid were busy in porn sites?

[Reply #104 on:]

A: less dirty porn sites

Q: OK then, they were Amy's head on Leela's body, so, how did Bender get naked pictures of Leela?

[Reply #105 on:]

A: Took pictures secretly with that weird purple camera of his.

Q: Why did Bender even want to post a picture of amy's face and Leela's body?

[Reply #106 on:]

SAA: I asked him too.... ok I payed him too... ok I agreed to sell my body for it! What do want from me?!!

TQQ: If Zoidberg was a robot would he still be a lobster?

[Reply #107 on:]

A. He would still be a lobster but there's one problem....

Q. Since he's made of metal now, what in god's name would you use as a claw-cracker when eating him?

[Reply #108 on:]

A: A blow-torch.

Q: What will happen 'this' (ie: Xmas of 3005) Xmas when Robot Santa comes?

[Reply #109 on:]

A: The usual... mayhem, rockets, explosions, blood, death, horror, some laughter, fright, a couple of insanes singing Xmas carols... you name it.

Q: How large is URL's antenna...really?

[Reply #110 on:]

A: URL's antenna is one metre long, but he uses mirrors to make it look smaller

Q: Who founded Sears?

[Reply #111 on:]

A. Searsbot 4.0., duh
Q. why do robots need spray for their antenna?

[Reply #112 on:]

SAA: Because Searsbot 4.0. said so when he got downgraded to 0.4.0.

QQ: 0.4.0. Is this Bender's serial number or the amount of money in Fry's bank savings account?

[Reply #113 on:]

A. nope, its Frys alcohal level
Q. why doesnt fry drink half as much as bender?

[Reply #114 on:]

A: because Fry still kind of thinks he is a robot

Q: what happened if there was a Futurama first person shooter game?

[Reply #115 on:]

 

Originally posted by Professor Zoidy:
It'd be a big piece of crap, and Professy'd throw it out.

Yes I would Professor Zoidy.

SAA: Fry wouldn't know how to throw a grenade, so he would give it to Zoidberg as a "gift"

QQ: What would happen if there was a Futurama text based RPG game like Kings of Chaos?

[Reply #116 on:]

A: The program would, of course, be written in BASIC, by a retro programmer.  The program would be released as shareware, but none of the approximately 2000 cult-following loyalists would register it.  As a result, the programmer had to abandon the project, leaving the 2000 followers without purpose or meaning to their lives.  After that, a mass ritual suicide was the only answer.

Q: What's the purpose of virtual virtual reality?

[Reply #117 on:]

A: So extremely lazy people can experience the joy of virtual reality without actually moving.

Q: Is Ultra Porn a form of virtual virtual reality?

[Reply #118 on:]

A: No, Ultra Porn involves hallucinogenics, duct tape, and hooker-bots.

Q: What exactly happens with hallucinogenics, duct tape, and hooker-bots, that makes Ultra Porn so popular?

[Reply #119 on:]

A: It does excellent wonders for anything and anyone. It made Lesbian sex more popular to all women.

Q: What do you think is the best part of the future except the non stop and morning porn?