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Doctor Z

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #720 on: 03-22-2006 18:45 »

A: 4.2 deca-phlerms per 100 quiggles

Q: What sort of answer was that?
iamfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #721 on: 03-22-2006 18:48 »

A:A confusing one.

Q:How much did Doctor Z's answer confuse you?
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #722 on: 03-22-2006 18:57 »
« Last Edit on: 03-22-2006 18:57 »

A: So much so that I forgot to check for a new page before I posted.

Q: I'll keep the question the same though: If Mom has to keep up the facade of being an old women, does she bake pies, and if so, what flavour.
iamfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #723 on: 03-22-2006 19:01 »

A:Yes, and cherry.

Q:How many of Mom's cherry pies did Fry eat?
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #724 on: 03-22-2006 19:06 »

A: 4.2 deca-phlerms per 100 quiggles, or 2 in normal speak.

Q: Did he share any of the pies?
iamfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #725 on: 03-22-2006 19:08 »
« Last Edit on: 03-22-2006 19:08 »

A: No Nibbler stole them both.

Q: Did Nibbler get indegestion after eating the cherry pies?
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #726 on: 03-22-2006 19:12 »
« Last Edit on: 03-22-2006 19:12 »

A: He once ate two of each animal on the planet they found him on and only burped, so of course he got indigestion this time.

Q: Assuming that chalk doesn't exist in the 31st century, what other indigestion relief is available?
iamfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #727 on: 03-22-2006 19:14 »
« Last Edit on: 03-22-2006 19:14 »

A: A Rennie.

Q: Do Rennies have chalk in? If yes, what else could they use in the 31st century.
Doctor Z

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #728 on: 03-22-2006 22:33 »

A: Yes.  They could use cheese.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Bender?
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #729 on: 03-22-2006 23:18 »

A: None, Bender wouldn't chuck wood, he'd bend it.

Q: What applications in the 31st century does bent wood (or even plain ordinary wood) have?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #730 on: 03-23-2006 10:51 »

A: Bent wood, like unbent wood, is used to down-grade robots to the more primitive, natural, steam-powered variety.

Q: Who created Tinny Tim, and for what purpose?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #731 on: 03-23-2006 12:04 »
« Last Edit on: 03-23-2006 12:04 »

A: Mom, to earn her some extra cash on the streets

Q: Whats the most unusual thing someone (or something) has placed in Tinny Tim's begging cup?
Gotcha!

Crustacean
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« Reply #732 on: 03-23-2006 13:31 »

A: A whole tiny universe made of tiny atoms. He sold it to a scientist, thinking it was just a "lighting thingie" and got paid four bucks. Obviusly, he was ripped. Those atoms are actually quite expensive.

B: Why would someone drop a really expensive tiny universe on Tinny Tim's begging cup?
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #733 on: 03-23-2006 14:13 »

A: Because they didn't want to make the delivery and tried to dump the goods, in the end though, they got to their destination.

Q: Which of the Planet Express idiots delivery people failed to deliver the universe?
iamfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #734 on: 03-23-2006 17:37 »

A: Fry, he ate it.

Q: What did it taste like?
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #735 on: 03-23-2006 19:24 »

A: It tasted terrible, and he had to cough it up, which is why it ended up in Tinny-Tims cup.

Q: Which character is a continuity nut :P
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #736 on: 03-23-2006 20:09 »

A. Hermes. He likes things in order, including nuts.

Q. When will Zoidberg become famous?
iamfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #737 on: 03-23-2006 20:10 »
« Last Edit on: 03-23-2006 20:10 »

A: When he engages his mandibles.

Q: What flavour are his mandibles?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #738 on: 03-24-2006 03:04 »

A: Blueberry

Q: Whats with these lame questions?
Gotcha!

Crustacean
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« Reply #739 on: 03-24-2006 07:26 »

A: (Inserts "snappy response" cartridge) "Your mother".
What cartridge unit means, it is these quizzically lame questions and their answers that entertain us in this harsh internet-world.

Q: Where those obsolete robots real?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #740 on: 03-24-2006 10:08 »

A: Yes as they appeared in the episode of "Crimes of the Hot", remember........  big grin

Q: How long ago were the obsolete robots built
iamfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #741 on: 03-24-2006 11:16 »

A: As long ago as you want them to be.

Q: How long ago was that?
Gotcha!

Crustacean
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« Reply #742 on: 03-24-2006 11:20 »

A: Long enough, little man. Long enough.

Q: Besides cooking, heating water, being a safevault, etc. what other things can Bender's torso do?
TellMyWifeHello

Crustacean
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« Reply #743 on: 03-24-2006 11:20 »
« Last Edit on: 03-24-2006 11:20 »

Crap. Redo...

A: Stores little Mexican kids.

Q: Why does Bender need little Mexican kids?
iamfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #744 on: 03-24-2006 11:21 »
« Last Edit on: 03-24-2006 11:21 »

A: Wouldn't you like to know?

Q: Would you?
TellMyWifeHello

Crustacean
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« Reply #745 on: 03-24-2006 11:22 »

A: Why the heck not?

Q: Why does Fry have an all-Rush tape?
iamfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #746 on: 03-24-2006 11:24 »

A: To eat

Q: What flavour is it?
Gotcha!

Crustacean
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« Reply #747 on: 03-24-2006 11:36 »

A: Smentzer, a flavour not found in this planet at this age. However, sources from the future inform me that it is a sort of meaty fruit, tasting somewhere between kiwi and chicken.

Q: Where can one find Smentzer?
kiffan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #748 on: 03-24-2006 13:10 »

A: under the PE sink

Q:What # am I thinking of?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #749 on: 03-24-2006 13:52 »
« Last Edit on: 03-24-2006 13:52 »

A: Your thinking will anyone guess what I am thinking

Q: Will anyone ever "INSERT GIRDER" for Bender....?
TellMyWifeHello

Crustacean
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« Reply #750 on: 03-24-2006 14:38 »

A: Oh God, I hope not.

B: What did wooden Bender taste like to the termites?
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #751 on: 03-24-2006 15:11 »

A: Wood.

Q: Where will anyone (whoever that may be) "insert girder" into Bender.
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #752 on: 03-24-2006 15:28 »

A: They have to be strong enough to lift a girder, so my guess is a robot named Lifter.

Q: What use does personality have for construction robots?
iamfry

Bending Unit
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« Reply #753 on: 03-24-2006 16:34 »

A: It doesn't.

Q: Why?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #754 on: 03-25-2006 14:24 »
« Last Edit on: 03-25-2006 14:24 »

A: It just doesn't!

Q: Why are Bending units developed to steal? Hence the 'see through the eyes of a Bending unit' machine shows.
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #755 on: 03-25-2006 18:23 »

A: They are made by Mom. No further explanation required.

Q: Why did Mom get into robotics, and not another industry?
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #756 on: 03-26-2006 05:20 »

A: Who knows more about robotics than an old woman? No one thats who.

Q: Why does Robot Santa check his list of naught/nice people when to him everyone is naughty?

I'll tell you what. I'll accept their apoligy when they kiss my ass, which I don't have.
Gotcha!

Crustacean
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« Reply #757 on: 03-26-2006 13:21 »

A: He finds such a pleasure in judging naughtiness, that he always has to check the list. It's an addiction to him.

Q: What other addictions does RObot Santa have?
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #758 on: 03-26-2006 15:29 »

A: Evil Laughing. Its so destuctive that he's attending ELA (Evil Laughers Anonymous)

Q: Who else is a member of ELA?
Foxxy Gurl

Bending Unit
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« Reply #759 on: 03-26-2006 17:54 »

A: The Robot Devil.

Q: Who else ELSE is a member?
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