Quizzical Questions & Smart-Ass Answer

[Reply #640 on:]

A: He used his unholy acting talent that he gained from the Robot Devil to land a job in a commerical, which paid for his upgrade.

Q: What was the commercial for? And why was a robotic arm in it?

I feel compelled to do this:
TOTPD!

[Reply #641 on:]

A: It was promoting project satan, and the ad showed him fitting the door.

Q: We all know that Flexo and Bender are virtually the same, but what differences, other than the beard, do they have?

P.s.: How do you make your signiture appear?

[Reply #642 on:]

A: Bender rocks, and Flexo doesn't.

Q: What if Flexo stole the atom, and not Bender? (Sorry if that question was already taken!)

PS: Srry, i dunno how to make a signature appear.

[Reply #643 on:]

A:Nothing at all.

Q:Why would Flexo steal the atom?

PS:Upload the signature on your profile.Then click reply and click show my signature.

[Reply #644 on:]

A:To show to Bob Barker.

Q:Why did Bob Barker want to see it?

[Reply #645 on:]

A: He wanted to use it as a prize on The Price is Right.

Q: What is the most popular game show in the year 3000?

[Reply #646 on:]

A: To give it to Angeline as an Anniversary present

Q: Where did the native martians start there own new land and who origianlly inhabitated that land?   

[Reply #647 on:]

A: africa, africans

Q: How did they take over africa.

[Reply #648 on:]

A: In threat if they don't get the land, the people never have sex.

Q: Who was the Native Martian's true master of all?

[Reply #649 on:]

A: Jim "Run naked with Buggalo" Fry, a descendant of Yancy Fry's son, Philp Fry who married the cheiftans daughter when he colonized Mars.

Q: What would have happened if our Philp J. Fry had colonized Mars?

[Reply #650 on:]

A: He would have gotten raped, murdred amd raped again.

Q: Who killed and raped him

[Reply #651 on:]

A: Kenneth Parnell's head. (BURN IN HELL, PARNELL!!! [If you must know, Parnell is an asshole who... just search his name on the internet.] )

Q: What do they do with Parnell after he killed and raped him?

[Reply #652 on:]

A: They make sure that he never sets foot in this universe again.

Q: What would Bender have done with his body after he was burried?

[Reply #653 on:]

A: Since he was killed before he could go to the future, he couldn't stop Bender from going into the suicide booth.

Q: If man is five, the devil is six and I am seven then what is bender?

[Reply #654 on:]

A: 4

Q: If Bender was thrown off a cliff, what would he do?

[Reply #655 on:]

A: He would deploy a parachute from his chest

Q: If Fry was thrown off a cliff, what would he do?

lol

[Reply #656 on:]

A: Miracuasly survive, but get crushed by falling bender.

Q: Bender A is made of metal, Bender B is made of gold, so what is Bender XXVI made of?

[Reply #657 on:]

A: Corn Pone  See Bart Simpson #20

Q: Why is he made of corn pone?
 

[Reply #658 on:]

A: Because the romans were idiots (not true but only thing I could come up with)

Q: What would bender do to a drunk person with no beer?

P.S. Do you mean that mark twain story Fryman28b?

[Reply #659 on:]

Yeah.

A:Kill him

Q:Why did the drunk man have no beer?

[Reply #660 on:]

A: Because bender took it before he killed him

Q: Why did bender kill the drunk?

[Reply #661 on:]

A: So he could get his beer

Q: How did bender kill the drunk?

[Reply #662 on:]

A: In the traditonal style: a falling anvil

Q: There is a robotic santa, are there any other robotic mythical gift bringers?

[Reply #663 on:]

A: Yes, but only 1, the tooth fairy, instead of giving you money it painfully jams your tooth back into your head.

Q: Who made the tooth fairy mad, while she was watching all my curcuits??

[Reply #664 on:]

A: Zoidberg. He annoyed her to death, which caused her to be mad at every single person in the universe.

Q: How did Zoidberg respond?

[Reply #665 on:]

A: He was glad he was being notced.

Q: Why was Bender's head in Episode 1 when it was meant to be at Roswell?

[Reply #666 on:]

A: Well, you see... with the paradox of time travel... and the butterfly effect... and then... who knows.

Q: How long after Fry's disappearance did his parents completely forget about him?

[Reply #667 on:]

A: a couple minutes

Q: what made them forget about him??

[Reply #668 on:]

A:themselves

Q:why does hypno toad make such a weird noise?

[Reply #669 on:]

A: Don't question the might of the hypno toad!

Q: What other questions will make the hypno toad angry?

[Reply #670 on:]

A: Is that all you can do?

Q: How much meat does Nibbler consume per day?

[Reply #671 on:]

A: 7,000 times his wieght

Q: how many meals does nibbler eat?

[Reply #672 on:]

A: Three times the weight of Jupiter's first moon, subtracted from the weight of Pluto

Q: How many bowls of bachelor chow does Fry eat at breakky? (breakfast)

[Reply #673 on:]

A: As much as he can before his hair becomes too hardened and crusty with gravy to hold any more portions

Q: What has Bender been using for his Bender-burgers lately, now that the cat shelter has cottoned on?

[Reply #674 on:]

im a twat did u no that smart ass 

[Reply #675 on:]

A: Horses

Q: What became of the midget jockey?(ever do it in a suitcase?)

[Reply #676 on:]

A:he got stuck in a suitcase

Q:would anyone do it in a suitcase??

[Reply #677 on:]

A: Zapp would

Q: Where wouldn't Zapp do it?

[Reply #678 on:]

A:  In the hospital, after the Amazonian encounter.

Q:  Nah, he'd do it even there.  As long as he could get snu-snu.  So what words or language did the term "snu-snu" derive from?

[Reply #679 on:]

A:it came from the amazonion languge

Q:why did someone come up with this game?