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anonymoose

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« Reply #640 on: 03-10-2006 13:12 »
« Last Edit on: 03-10-2006 13:12 »

A: He used his unholy acting talent that he gained from the Robot Devil to land a job in a commerical, which paid for his upgrade.

Q: What was the commercial for? And why was a robotic arm in it?

I feel compelled to do this:
TOTPD!
The Decapodian

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« Reply #641 on: 03-10-2006 15:21 »

A: It was promoting project satan, and the ad showed him fitting the door.

Q: We all know that Flexo and Bender are virtually the same, but what differences, other than the beard, do they have?

P.s.: How do you make your signiture appear?
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #642 on: 03-10-2006 17:07 »

A: Bender rocks, and Flexo doesn't.

Q: What if Flexo stole the atom, and not Bender? (Sorry if that question was already taken!)

PS: Srry, i dunno how to make a signature appear.
Benders_Fan

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« Reply #643 on: 03-10-2006 17:10 »

A:Nothing at all.

Q:Why would Flexo steal the atom?

PS:Upload the signature on your profile.Then click reply and click show my signature.
Fryman28b

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« Reply #644 on: 03-10-2006 17:21 »

A:To show to Bob Barker.

Q:Why did Bob Barker want to see it?
audioslave38

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« Reply #645 on: 03-10-2006 17:55 »

A: He wanted to use it as a prize on The Price is Right.

Q: What is the most popular game show in the year 3000?
Dave B

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« Reply #646 on: 03-10-2006 18:12 »
« Last Edit on: 03-10-2006 18:12 »

A: To give it to Angeline as an Anniversary present

Q: Where did the native martians start there own new land and who origianlly inhabitated that land?   
Hypnotize

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« Reply #647 on: 03-10-2006 19:04 »

A: africa, africans

Q: How did they take over africa.
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #648 on: 03-11-2006 01:04 »

A: In threat if they don't get the land, the people never have sex.

Q: Who was the Native Martian's true master of all?
anonymoose

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« Reply #649 on: 03-11-2006 12:06 »

A: Jim "Run naked with Buggalo" Fry, a descendant of Yancy Fry's son, Philp Fry who married the cheiftans daughter when he colonized Mars.

Q: What would have happened if our Philp J. Fry had colonized Mars?
Hypnotize

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« Reply #650 on: 03-11-2006 14:08 »

A: He would have gotten raped, murdred amd raped again.

Q: Who killed and raped him
Cerulean Shadow

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« Reply #651 on: 03-11-2006 15:08 »

A: Kenneth Parnell's head. (BURN IN HELL, PARNELL!!! [If you must know, Parnell is an asshole who... just search his name on the internet.] )

Q: What do they do with Parnell after he killed and raped him?
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #652 on: 03-11-2006 15:14 »

A: They make sure that he never sets foot in this universe again.

Q: What would Bender have done with his body after he was burried?
anonymoose

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« Reply #653 on: 03-11-2006 23:12 »

A: Since he was killed before he could go to the future, he couldn't stop Bender from going into the suicide booth.

Q: If man is five, the devil is six and I am seven then what is bender?
The Decapodian

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« Reply #654 on: 03-12-2006 04:40 »

A: 4

Q: If Bender was thrown off a cliff, what would he do?
Dave B

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« Reply #655 on: 03-12-2006 07:37 »
« Last Edit on: 03-12-2006 07:37 »

A: He would deploy a parachute from his chest

Q: If Fry was thrown off a cliff, what would he do?

lol
The Decapodian

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« Reply #656 on: 03-12-2006 10:24 »

A: Miracuasly survive, but get crushed by falling bender.

Q: Bender A is made of metal, Bender B is made of gold, so what is Bender XXVI made of?
Fryman28b

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« Reply #657 on: 03-12-2006 10:31 »
« Last Edit on: 03-12-2006 10:31 »

A: Corn Pone  tongue See Bart Simpson #20

Q: Why is he made of corn pone?
 
The Decapodian

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« Reply #658 on: 03-12-2006 10:39 »

A: Because the romans were idiots (not true but only thing I could come up with)

Q: What would bender do to a drunk person with no beer?

P.S. Do you mean that mark twain story Fryman28b?
Fryman28b

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« Reply #659 on: 03-12-2006 11:39 »

Yeah.

A:Kill him

Q:Why did the drunk man have no beer?
The Decapodian

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« Reply #660 on: 03-12-2006 11:42 »

A: Because bender took it before he killed him

Q: Why did bender kill the drunk?
Hypnotize

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« Reply #661 on: 03-12-2006 12:44 »

A: So he could get his beer

Q: How did bender kill the drunk?
anonymoose

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« Reply #662 on: 03-12-2006 13:45 »

A: In the traditonal style: a falling anvil

Q: There is a robotic santa, are there any other robotic mythical gift bringers?
Hypnotize

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« Reply #663 on: 03-12-2006 14:57 »

A: Yes, but only 1, the tooth fairy, instead of giving you money it painfully jams your tooth back into your head.

Q: Who made the tooth fairy mad, while she was watching all my curcuits??
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #664 on: 03-12-2006 16:32 »

A: Zoidberg. He annoyed her to death, which caused her to be mad at every single person in the universe.

Q: How did Zoidberg respond?
The Mongoose
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« Reply #665 on: 03-12-2006 17:06 »

A: He was glad he was being notced.

Q: Why was Bender's head in Episode 1 when it was meant to be at Roswell?
audioslave38

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« Reply #666 on: 03-12-2006 19:01 »

A: Well, you see... with the paradox of time travel... and the butterfly effect... and then... who knows.

Q: How long after Fry's disappearance did his parents completely forget about him?
Hypnotize

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« Reply #667 on: 03-12-2006 19:05 »

A: a couple minutes

Q: what made them forget about him??
miss_bender

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« Reply #668 on: 03-12-2006 19:30 »

A:themselves

Q:why does hypno toad make such a weird noise?
anonymoose

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« Reply #669 on: 03-12-2006 19:45 »

A: Don't question the might of the hypno toad!

Q: What other questions will make the hypno toad angry?
audioslave38

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« Reply #670 on: 03-12-2006 22:59 »

A: Is that all you can do?

Q: How much meat does Nibbler consume per day?
Fry1077

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« Reply #671 on: 03-13-2006 03:38 »
« Last Edit on: 03-13-2006 03:38 »

A: 7,000 times his wieght

Q: how many meals does nibbler eat?
Glasses

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« Reply #672 on: 03-13-2006 04:10 »

A: Three times the weight of Jupiter's first moon, subtracted from the weight of Pluto

Q: How many bowls of bachelor chow does Fry eat at breakky? (breakfast)
The Pizzazz

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« Reply #673 on: 03-13-2006 07:40 »

A: As much as he can before his hair becomes too hardened and crusty with gravy to hold any more portions

Q: What has Bender been using for his Bender-burgers lately, now that the cat shelter has cottoned on?
pimp101

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« Reply #674 on: 03-13-2006 08:17 »

im a twat did u no that smart ass  up yours

The Decapodian

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« Reply #675 on: 03-13-2006 08:18 »

A: Horses

Q: What became of the midget jockey?(ever do it in a suitcase?)
miss_bender

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« Reply #676 on: 03-13-2006 11:25 »

A:he got stuck in a suitcase

Q:would anyone do it in a suitcase??
anonymoose

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« Reply #677 on: 03-13-2006 13:00 »

A: Zapp would

Q: Where wouldn't Zapp do it?
TomAllen

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« Reply #678 on: 03-13-2006 14:08 »

A:  In the hospital, after the Amazonian encounter.

Q:  Nah, he'd do it even there.  As long as he could get snu-snu.  So what words or language did the term "snu-snu" derive from?
miss_bender

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« Reply #679 on: 03-13-2006 14:15 »

A:it came from the amazonion languge

Q:why did someone come up with this game?
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