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Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #600 on: 03-02-2006 17:38 »

A: Her sex life was really boring, but Zapp didn't make it any better.

Q: Why is zapp a bad lover?
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #601 on: 03-03-2006 01:29 »

A: However hard he tries to cover it, he has a PROSTHETIC PENIS......

Q: Zapp gave kif two choices. One was attaching the prosthetic penis while Zapp was stil conscious, the other was acting as the prosthetic wing-dang-doodle
Which one did he choose and why?
Dave B

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« Reply #602 on: 03-03-2006 11:16 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2006 11:16 »

A: Attaching the prosthetic penis as Zap wanted Kif to endure the most of Kif having to handle with his... nether regions

Q: Why did Hypnotise rope me into his question with that offensive statement and also why did Foxxy girl reply in an offensive way on a forum which condones abuse to other members, you can choose out of 3 realistic choices:

A)They both are covering up issues with their own parents

B)They are both jerks with nothing better to say on a FUTURAMA forum...

or

C)They are trying a pathetic attempt to impress the other members with offensive statements

(I suggest B   up yours )
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #603 on: 03-03-2006 12:03 »

A: A combination of all of the above. But seriously, folks, if you are going to abuse someone/thing /other member do it like all the saddos and emos who use MSN to discuss how dreadful their life is, and how they want to die.(apologies to all the really nice people who use it, it's just the few that bring it down for everybody)

Q: What really happens when you enter a black hole in the Futurama universe?
Dave B

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« Reply #604 on: 03-03-2006 13:09 »

A: As the professor said cchhhh *imitating cutting his throat* lol  smile

Q: Did Bender really not have any friends before Fry and if he did who was it?
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #605 on: 03-03-2006 23:39 »

A: He had Fender the speaker robot, but noone else.

Q: Why did Bender and Fender go there seperate ways?
Blane

Professor
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« Reply #606 on: 03-04-2006 00:12 »

A: Fender went out doing the local band circuits while bender went off to work on his career.

Q: Whats life like in the cowboy dimension at the edge of the universe?
Hypnotize

Bending Unit
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« Reply #607 on: 03-04-2006 16:07 »

A: Its just like in the movie brokebackmountain.

Q: Why is making fun of gay cowbaoys so fun???
audioslave38

Bending Unit
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« Reply #608 on: 03-04-2006 17:00 »

A: Because the term "gay cowboy" itself is funny, so it's even funnier that they exist.

Q: Who is the highest-paid actor/actress in the year 3000?
Dave B

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« Reply #609 on: 03-05-2006 15:22 »
« Last Edit on: 03-05-2006 15:22 »

A: Calculon: "I don't do two takes, amateurs like you do two takes! I do one take, take it I'll be in my trailer!" LOL

Q: What past lives did Calculon exhibit in his frequent upgrades to the model he is currently at?
TheFryMan

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« Reply #610 on: 03-05-2006 21:12 »
« Last Edit on: 03-05-2006 21:12 »

A: He was the World Series Winning Cubs pitcher

Q: Who is the best football team in the year 3000? or has it been replaced by flornsball
Guitar_Krazy

Crustacean
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« Reply #611 on: 03-06-2006 14:51 »

A: Replaced by flornsball

Q: If Fry "makes his own hair gel", what are the ingredients?
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #612 on: 03-06-2006 14:58 »

A: Blood, sweat and tears. Oh wait.......is it me or did i just sound like an emo?

Q: If Bender got transmogrificated into an emo would he:

a) Write a song about his past life and how it was sad

b) Try cutting off his alcohol supply, in a vain attempt to die, or

c) Grow his antenna so it flops over his face, slash his arms, shout at everyone then jump off the nearest cliff?
Guitar_Krazy

Crustacean
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« Reply #613 on: 03-06-2006 15:48 »

A: C

Q: What was the name of the 'forbidden show' and what planet was it disposed of on?
TomAllen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #614 on: 03-06-2006 16:01 »

A:  The real "forbidden show" isn't _Star Trek_.  It's _Futurama_!  And it was eventually taped, and then disposed of, on Omicron Persei 8.  No wonder Lrrr keeps invading Earth.  Probably it's Christopher Tyng's music that infuriates him.

Q:  Which Chris Tyng composition best fits with its episode?
Hypnotize

Bending Unit
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« Reply #615 on: 03-06-2006 19:33 »

A: Futurino


Q: What was Chris Tyng's first, banished, and little know album called???
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #616 on: 03-06-2006 20:59 »

A:Chris Tyng was banished

Q:Why was he banished?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #617 on: 03-07-2006 11:15 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2006 11:15 »

A: Crappy compositions... Didn't we already cover that?

Q: Is Bender more like Flexo, or more like Bender from Universe "1", and why?
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #618 on: 03-07-2006 14:21 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2006 14:21 »

A: the universe "1" Bender, Flexo doesn't like strip clubs

Q:What deeply traumatic event from his past put Flexo off strip joints forever?
TomAllen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #619 on: 03-07-2006 14:42 »

A:  Flexo went to a strip club and saw Angelyne there.  Not only did that put Flexo off strip joints, it contributed to the end of their marriage.

Q:  Did Flexo's unhappy marriage to Angelyne happen before or after "The Lesser of Two Evils"?  And does that explain the beard?
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #620 on: 03-07-2006 19:11 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2006 19:11 »

A: Before. I guess that while he was married to Angelyne he started to go off in much places and then started to stick the beard on him so Angelyne wouldn't notice he was cheating on her or something. Then he started liking the beard and after they divorced, he was walking away angrily and got hit by the car. (I know, stupid opinion)

Q: After "Bendless Love", do you think Flexo and Angelyne are STILL together even though Angelyne said she loved him? If not, WHY?
Zoidypoo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #621 on: 03-07-2006 19:15 »

A: No because she can't deal with the fact that he has no legs.

Q: Why does Flexo have the beard and not Bender?
Hypnotize

Bending Unit
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« Reply #622 on: 03-07-2006 20:33 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2006 00:00 »

A: Flexo is a more advanced version.

Q: What other robot is an advanced version of bender?  he so advanced we dont even see the relationship.
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #623 on: 03-08-2006 10:57 »

Well, first of all, we need to define what 'beder' is.

According to a Google definition search on the word, we get:

"Bid·der·y ware

[From Beder or Bidar a town in India.]
A kind of metallic ware made in India. The material is a composition of zinc, tin, and lead, in which ornaments of gold and silver are inlaid or damascened. [Spelt also bidry, bidree, bedery, beder.] "

So, "Beder" is a town in India famous for making metallic ware.  As for an "advanced" version of "Beder", you must be referring to Beder in the 31st century, which is famous for making robots.  So, now, let's rephrase your question:

"What other robot is a 31st century version of the town of Beder?"  What a deliciously retarded question to ask! 

A: There are no robots as advanced as a whole town!  ...Unless of course you're talking about Omega Supreme!  ..The transformers robot that transformed into a city!  That guy was pretty cool.  So, there's your answer.

Q: What other robots in the Futurama world transform into cool things, and what are those cool things that they transform into?
The Decapodian

Bending Unit
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« Reply #624 on: 03-09-2006 07:50 »

Well... Bender was a car but that was not meant to be, in roswell that ends well he had a space ship body, but I can't think of any robots others but the communist card.
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #625 on: 03-09-2006 10:41 »

Umm, you're missing the point of this thread.  Please read the intro on page 1.

Let me start again with a new question.

Q: What other cool things (aside from playing the Globetrotters) does the Professor have his team of mutant atomic supermen do?
TomAllen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #626 on: 03-09-2006 11:53 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2006 11:53 »

A:  They formed a superhero group called "More Than Hero", also known as the "Newer Justice Team".  Unfortunately, like the Globetrotters (and various other modern superhero types), they were called upon to do heroism in other solar systems, galaxies and/or universes.

Q:  Superman has kryptonite.  What mineral weakens Clobberella, Super King, and all the rest?  (P.S.  Don't tell the Zookeeper!)

(And that means you, Turanga Morris!)

anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #627 on: 03-09-2006 13:12 »

A: Miracle creambegone

Q: Who made the miracle cream that Zoidberg bought?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #628 on: 03-09-2006 14:45 »

A: Doctor Flimflam

Q: Was there ever a memorial for Benders martini?
audioslave38

Bending Unit
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« Reply #629 on: 03-09-2006 19:42 »

A: No, Bender got over it when he stole some wine from a bum.

Q: What is Bender's most cherished possession?
Hypnotize

Bending Unit
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« Reply #630 on: 03-09-2006 19:46 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2006 19:46 »

A: The wine he stole form the bum.

Q: how did he steal the wine???
Foxxy Gurl

Bending Unit
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« Reply #631 on: 03-09-2006 21:20 »

A: He knocked the guy out with an expensive gem.

Q: What did he do with the bum's body after he killed him?
The Decapodian

Bending Unit
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« Reply #632 on: 03-10-2006 05:02 »

A: Dumped it in the river.

Q: Who was the bum?
The Decapodian

Bending Unit
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« Reply #633 on: 03-10-2006 05:07 »

By the way, my answer before was a mistake as I forgot to put a question afterwards.
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #634 on: 03-10-2006 06:12 »

A: The bum was originally a bum from the 20th century and was frozen in 1995 for a thousand years. When he emerged, he discovered that the future didn't have any Reese's Pieces, and made billions by selling them over the next 5 years. However, he was one of the unfortunate victims of the Y3K bug and unfortunatly become a bum once more.

Q: Who was another victim of the Y3K bug?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #635 on: 03-10-2006 08:33 »
« Last Edit on: 03-10-2006 08:33 »

A: Just cyber crops from cyber farms, those damn bugs breed so much :P

Q: What in hell are cyber crops?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #636 on: 03-10-2006 08:47 »

A: Crops which harvest themselves and once extracted can be used to move heavy object and are a great source of nutrition!

Q: Will Scruffy ever become anything more then a janitor for the Planet Express crew?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #637 on: 03-10-2006 10:42 »

A: That $300 haircut he got garnered some attention from some very important people.  Following the TDHAIPT episode, Scruffy again purchased a $300 haircut and was immediately offered a job by said persons.  The job was as a hat and scarf model.  He eventually settled on Nylar 7, with the Yarn People, modeling his way to celebrity.

Q: Kibbles 'n' Snouts is what Leela often feeds Nibbler.  What other strange product come from cans in the 31st century, and what are they called?
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #638 on: 03-10-2006 11:05 »

A: well, there is a 'Can o' lies', a politician in a can. The slogans vary wildly, but the most popular one is:

"Once you pop me out, you just can't stop me talking complete s**** 24 hours a day!"

failing that, you can get opium in a can as well....

Q: In the future, what major pharmaceutical drugs are there on the public market, and what are their side effects?
The Decapodian

Bending Unit
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« Reply #639 on: 03-10-2006 12:16 »

A: Canned Life (side effect: Shortens life) Fire in a can (HAZERDOUS) and Devil-Shine (Waste of money)

Q: If Calculon Was origianlly a robotic arm, how did he amass the money to upgrade?
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