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mookie427

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« Reply #560 on: 02-20-2006 16:11 »
« Last Edit on: 02-20-2006 16:11 »

A: Ozzy Osbournes Head. He swore so much, that all the robot priests in the crowd had to be rebooted

Q: If Pete Burns was alive in the future, what would be the first thing you would do to his head?

n.b for those who don't know Pete Burns, he is a celebrity transvestite idiot who claims not to be a transvestite

TOTPD!!!!!!!
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #561 on: 02-20-2006 16:18 »
« Last Edit on: 02-20-2006 16:18 »

Sorry, I made an owie on this post. Answer below.     tongue
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #562 on: 02-20-2006 16:19 »

A: I'd smack his head out and feed him to the man eating anteaters. That'll teach people to be weird.

Q: If the Planet Express Crew made a delivery to a distant planet, which Futurama guest star (character or celebrity, it doesnt matter) would be ruled by it?
Hypnotize

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« Reply #563 on: 02-20-2006 16:44 »

A:They would got to the Neverland ranch planet and meet Michael Jackon.

QWhen zoidberg dies, who will take his place???
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #564 on: 02-20-2006 19:23 »

A: The alternate Zoidberg of course who lives after the choise to die was determined by the flip of a coin

Q: Who would attend Zoidburgs funeral?
mookie427

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« Reply #565 on: 02-21-2006 01:27 »

A: No-one, seeing as he is very unpopular.

Q: Is it possible to do the 'apology dance' up in heaven, but if you do, you stand a chance of going staight to hell?
Quimbly

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« Reply #566 on: 02-21-2006 13:00 »

A: No, not technically.  Once you're in Heaven, you're there for good.  Of course, they have a little section which they call "Hell" where people go when they're being "punished".  But it just has day-old donuts rather than fresh, and a smaller selection of games to play while you're there, so it's really not bad.

Q: Describe Zoidberg's favorite shell, and why he likes it so much.
TomAllen

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« Reply #567 on: 02-21-2006 15:28 »

A:  Zoidberg prefers the "summer guy" shell, but, alas, can't afford it.  And the lame generic shell that PE would pay for isn't classy at all.  So he goes for his "classic" shell, which also had a raccoon in it, did it not?  Yum!

Q:  Describe Zoidberg's favorite flag, and why it's so tasty.
Hypnotize

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« Reply #568 on: 02-21-2006 16:33 »

A:The flag of Rigel 7, its made from humans that they trick to go on there planet bey sayibg there will be a feast for them.(for the simpsons fans)

Q:What is zoidbergs favorite planet???
Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #569 on: 02-22-2006 07:52 »

A: The nursery planet of Omicronians "Free Food?"

Q: What would the Omicronians do to Zoidberg once he got caught?
Hypnotize

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« Reply #570 on: 02-22-2006 16:44 »

A:Kill him and then rape his corpse.

Q:Why does no one like zoidberg???
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #571 on: 02-22-2006 19:38 »

A: Because he's a loser.

Q: Which Animated TV show does the Futurama crew make a delivery to and then get taken slaves by?
audioslave38

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« Reply #572 on: 02-22-2006 20:59 »

A: The Simpsons.  Leela becomes Marge's slave, Bender becomes Bart and Lisa's toy robot, and Fry just watches TV with Homer.

Q: What is Bender's #2 least-uttered word?
Quimbly

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« Reply #573 on: 02-23-2006 10:22 »

A: Buttmonkeys.

Q: Leela's style of martial arts is a combination of several different styles.  Which ones?
mookie427

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« Reply #574 on: 02-23-2006 16:22 »
« Last Edit on: 02-23-2006 16:22 »

A: Kung foo, Kick boxing, No.22 spicy chicken noodles, and chi

Q: What are the ingredients in most fast food in the year 3000?
audioslave38

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« Reply #575 on: 02-23-2006 19:46 »

A: Slurm, human, and salt.

Q: How many times has Fry asked Leela for a date?
Quimbly

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« Reply #576 on: 02-24-2006 11:25 »

A: If you were to enumerate all of the atoms in the universe, mulitied by the volume (in cubic feet) inside Bender's chest cavity, taken to the power of Farnsworth's IQ, the result still wouldn't equal the number of times Fry has asked Leela for a date.  If you were, however, to multiply the number by the volume (in cubic centimeters) inside Bender's chest cavity, the result would be much too high!

Q: Which companies manufacture suicide booths, and what are the model names?
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #577 on: 02-24-2006 13:49 »
« Last Edit on: 02-24-2006 13:49 »

A: The companies that nobody gives a damn about.

Q: Who was in E!'s Most Embarassing Moments in 2963, and what did that person do?
Quimbly

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« Reply #578 on: 02-27-2006 11:22 »
« Last Edit on: 02-27-2006 11:22 »

A: You suck.

But seriously.
A: In 2028, the magazine E! (the one you're no doubt thinking about) went belly-up.  In 2950, a different magazine, called E! went into business.  It was short for 'Electronics!', and it was basically a teen heart throb magazine for teenage robots.  In 2963, the most embarassing moment was went robot teen heart-throb Boy-Band-Bot was caught on camera leaking coolant at an alarming rate, behind a garbage dumpster after a performance.

Q: Who was given the title of 'Man of the Year' by Time magazine, in the year 3000? And why?
Dave B

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« Reply #579 on: 02-27-2006 11:28 »

A: Professor Hubert Farnsworth for coming up with the way to stop the garbageball from colliding with Earth

Q: Who designed Fatbot and for what purpose?
TomAllen

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« Reply #580 on: 02-27-2006 12:32 »

A:  Dean Vernon designed Fatbot, after receiving a bribe from Snooty House to eternally humiliate Robot House.

Q:  Will Mars University let Gunther back in after his unfortunate test score in "20th Century History"?  If so, what will Gunther's parents think?
Shiny

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« Reply #581 on: 02-27-2006 12:39 »

A: of course, it's just one test.  And Gunther's parents will think they want some more bananas.

Q: Will Chrissy take Gunther to the big dance?
Quimbly

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« Reply #582 on: 02-27-2006 13:40 »

A: What, are you kidding?!  He's a monkey!  Of course not... She's taking Hans, the zebra instead.

Q: What's the greatest prank that Robot House ever pulled off?
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #583 on: 02-27-2006 14:03 »
« Last Edit on: 02-27-2006 14:03 »

A: Probably soaking marshmallows in diesel, setting them on fire and rolling them across the Deans carpet-or, the dreaded and little talked about toilet incident

Q: What was the 'dreaded and little talked about' toilet incident robot house managed to create?
Hypnotize

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« Reply #584 on: 02-27-2006 14:24 »

A:a toilet came alive and killed alot of people.

Q:who did the toilet kill???
TriggerHappyJim

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« Reply #585 on: 02-27-2006 14:38 »

A: A lot of people.

Q: Robot house managed to create several things out of toilets and the like. What were they?
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #586 on: 02-27-2006 16:08 »

A: A robot toilet, two strippers, a magnesium dispenser, and a dog on wheels. Named Milo

Q: Milo the dog on wheels spent many a year touring around America, including New New York, New New Mexico, and New New England, after his smash hit single 'Little dog has lost his wheels'. What were the highlights of his trip?
audioslave38

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« Reply #587 on: 02-27-2006 16:12 »
« Last Edit on: 02-27-2006 16:12 »

ahhhh..... I worked up a long and (I think) funny answer to Jim's question but I answered 4 minutes late.  So here's what my answer was, just for fun.

A: They created a huge toilet made out of smaller toilers.  They also had a fraternity house made out of toilets, but Dean Vernon sabotaged it by putting a cherry bomb in each one.  Finally, they constructed a catapault made out of toilets that launched plungers.  This device went down in university history as "The Original Flush-Powered Plungerpault".


Now, my answer to mookie's question:

A: Crowd-surfing at every concert and having Zoidberg loyally follow his tour and buying 8 albums at every concert.

Q: How many total members has Robot House had and who was its most famous member?
Hypnotize

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« Reply #588 on: 02-27-2006 16:14 »

A:8, Roberto

Q:Who was the first person Roberto killed??
Dave B

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« Reply #589 on: 02-27-2006 17:36 »
« Last Edit on: 02-27-2006 17:36 »

A: A prison controller (As robots like Roberto work in the prisons)

Q: What was Roberto planning to do with Fry's lower horn if he blabbed
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #590 on: 02-27-2006 19:19 »

A: Cut it off and feed it to the Omicronians.

Q: If Flexo and Roberto ever "bonded", what might happen?
Dave B

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« Reply #591 on: 02-28-2006 06:25 »
« Last Edit on: 02-28-2006 06:25 »

A: Roberto would pretend to like Flexo then would eventually stab him in the back (and I also mean that in the literal sense)

Q: What would happen if Flexo 'bonded' with Humor Bot 5.0
Quimbly

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« Reply #592 on: 02-28-2006 11:34 »

A: Flexo would say stuff like, "You're a stupid piece of robot junk.  Your diodes are broken and your wiring is wacked! ...No, just kidding, I'm just yanking your chain..."

Q: In what other subtle ways does Gold Bender (from Universe 1) differ from Fog Hat Grey Bender (from Universe A)?
audioslave38

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« Reply #593 on: 02-28-2006 15:47 »

A: Bender A's serial number is the sum of 3 cubes, while Bender 1's serial number is the sum of 4 cubes.

Q: How much money does Amy spend per week on make-up?
Quimbly

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« Reply #594 on: 03-01-2006 11:39 »

A: More money than Fry makes in a month, and more money than Zoidberg makes in his lifetime.

Q: What exactly was on that naughty tattoo that Amy had (that low-definition television just couldn't make out)?
Benders_Fan

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« Reply #595 on: 03-01-2006 12:32 »

A:Kif nude

Q:Why did she have a tatoo of Kif naked?
Hypnotize

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« Reply #596 on: 03-01-2006 17:43 »

A:hes her boyfriend

Q:Why did amy kill kif???
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #597 on: 03-02-2006 10:53 »

A:Because Kif cheated on her.

Q:Why did Kif cheat on her?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #598 on: 03-02-2006 10:58 »

A: As Zap told him that it was the way to keep women interested...

Q: Who did Zap make it with, in the incident he mentioned: "Are you sure it is a women this time"
Hypnotize

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« Reply #599 on: 03-02-2006 17:18 »

A: your mom

Q:Why did his mom make it with zapp??
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