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TriggerHappyJim

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« Reply #520 on: 02-14-2006 08:06 »
« Last Edit on: 02-14-2006 08:06 »

A: Obese.

Q: What date did the legs of the plutonions weld into their chest.

Wooooo, TOTPD!
Fraser

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« Reply #521 on: 02-14-2006 08:43 »

A: 34522452 the day they could fly and became spaceships their  third eye on the top of their head turned into a gun then the world was conquered by them

Q: Why and when did Bush blow Nixon up?
TriggerHappyJim

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« Reply #522 on: 02-14-2006 09:38 »

A: Jealousy? Haha, but seriously folks, it has something to do with mob connections. I would say more but horse blood takes ages to get out of my sheets.

Q: Three guesses. Why did GM (General Motors to you and me) give up making cars and start a political party?
Quimbly

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« Reply #523 on: 02-14-2006 11:27 »
« Last Edit on: 02-14-2006 11:27 »

A: Because the Japanese make better cars, and everyone knows it; because uhhh, cars aren't even made anymore in the 31st century.. unless you're talking about flying cars, and GM never got the knack for those; and because GM is a cool couplet of letters for a political party.  Think of all the cool party names you could come up with:  Good Mayors, Green Machine, Great Mangos (for all)!.  The possibilities are endless.

Q: What are the most popular political parties of the 31st century, and what makes them so popular?
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #524 on: 02-14-2006 11:50 »
« Last Edit on: 02-14-2006 11:50 »

 
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Good Mayors, Green Machine, Great Mangos

You're forgetting Genetically Modified!

A: The Voter Apathy party for one reason: No One gives a flying eff about politics in the 31st century!

Q: Some say that there is a secret force behind the Voter Apathy party. Would you, if you had a big melon, two slices of cheese and a sombrero, infiltrate the party and look for empty coffee cups/criminal evidence?

TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #525 on: 02-14-2006 14:57 »

A: If I had a big melon, two slices of cheese and a sombrero, I would have a party. Either that or sell them on eBay. But, in answer to your question Mookie, no. You forget that, and I quote: "No One gives a flying eff about politics in the 31st century".

Q: Why does horse blood take so long to get out of sheets, despite FANTASTIC cleaners in the 31st century?
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #526 on: 02-14-2006 17:04 »

A: Trick question. Horses don't have blood, they have permanent ink.

Q: The most popular detergent in the 31st century is 'Xaff!'. What is the secret behind its success?
Hypnotize

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« Reply #527 on: 02-14-2006 19:03 »

A:you dont want to know.

Q:why does bender kill zapp branigenn???
ecks

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« Reply #528 on: 02-14-2006 21:20 »

SAA: Why not?

TQQ: If their is a zombie jesus, is their a zombie devil and would he be the good guy and zombie jesus the bad guy?
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #529 on: 02-15-2006 03:39 »

A: As, in one of the episodes with the brains, Nibbler tells Leela that every religion is wrong, i suppose so. (I could've elaborated more but i'm tired)

Q: If everyone here is a mushroom, could we all make a big tasty omelette?
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #530 on: 02-15-2006 09:10 »

A: No. Where the hell are we gonna get eggs from eh?

Q: How do horses live with permenant ink in their bloodstream.

"Jim, do you ever post anything relevant, EVER?" - Punching Bag

Expect gaps between posts. And I'm not talking size here.
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #531 on: 02-15-2006 09:12 »

A: Seeing as you forgot to put a question mark at the end of that question, it is technically not a question anymore, but a statement. Therefore i cannot answer it.

Q: A horse walks into a bar. What does he say?
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #532 on: 02-15-2006 10:03 »

A: Haha, "Ouch". Hehehehe. Hahaha. Oh, thats not funny at all.

Q: Let me try that again. How do horses live with permenant ink in their bloodstream?

"Jim, do you ever post anything relevant, EVER?" - Punching Bag

Expect gaps between posts. And I'm not talking size here.
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #533 on: 02-15-2006 10:53 »

A: They don't. It's all in your mind. Tis a conspiracy

Q: If i have two scones in one hand, and Steve eats nine from my other hand, how many bananas can you fit in the continent of Australasia?
Quimbly

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« Reply #534 on: 02-15-2006 11:25 »

A: Zero, because you're so far off-topic it's sad.

Q: What's the craziest thing the Professor has ever done on Freedom Day?
TomAllen

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« Reply #535 on: 02-15-2006 15:35 »

A:  He took off his clothes.  No, wait, he does that every other episode.  Maybe he took off Hermes's clothes.  Oops, same problem.  I know!  He DIDN'T create a doomsday device.

Q:  So exactly how many doomsday devices must the Professor retain to still be feared -- even by Mom and Lrrr?
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #536 on: 02-15-2006 17:09 »

A: approximately pi

Q: If Fry was a mathematician with an eating fetish, would he prefer pi, or pie? And why?

TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #537 on: 02-15-2006 17:15 »

A: Fie! If Fry liked pi, He'd soon be high. Realising that the end was nigh, he'd return to pie.

Q: How many other things in the universe add up to exactly pi?
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #538 on: 02-15-2006 17:43 »

A: The weight of Calculons ears, divided by the time it takes me to figure out what the next question will be!

Q: In an alternate reality, if this question isn't actually a question, how would we know that it is in fact a paradox?
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #539 on: 02-15-2006 17:52 »

A: Um... we could form it to an answer??

Q: If Professor Farnsworth never wanted to create a clone, who (or what) would be his next heir?
Hypnotize

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« Reply #540 on: 02-15-2006 18:01 »

A:fry

Q:If bender was kille, would flexo take his place??
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #541 on: 02-15-2006 18:20 »

A: No, Helper would.

Q: If Helper was killed, who would take his place?
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #542 on: 02-15-2006 18:35 »

A: A box of rocks.

Q: A box of rocks can't be killed. I qoute Fry - "Give several resons why."
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #543 on: 02-16-2006 03:16 »

A: errrr...well, for one, it's an inanimate box of rocks. I think that just about covers it....you could throw it off a cliff, or something, though

Q: What if the said box of rocks was actually an emo?
Blane

Professor
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« Reply #544 on: 02-16-2006 04:22 »
« Last Edit on: 02-16-2006 04:22 »

A: I'd tell you to tell them to get a haircut and if their going to attempt another attention seeking suicide do a good job of it for once. But i guess it pretty hard to get blood out of a stone (rock). Also i'd say that my chemical romance sucks.

Q: What if said box of rocks, wrote mysteries in its spare time? haha what a dumb question.
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #545 on: 02-16-2006 10:09 »
« Last Edit on: 02-16-2006 10:09 »

A: They would probably be quite bad mysteries. One would always know who the killer was: a rock.

Q: What if said box of rocks was in fact a bag of hammers?

The edit is because I put "B" instead of a "Q".

Don't I suck.
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #546 on: 02-16-2006 10:50 »

A: If it was a bag of hammers then a) It wouldn't be a box of rocks, so b) You would feel very stupid, dumbass!

Q: What if said box rocks?
Quimbly

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« Reply #547 on: 02-16-2006 14:25 »

A: No box can rock.  That's strictly reserved for people who perform good music.

Q: What styles of music still exist in the 31st century?  And which is the most popular?
Hypnotize

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« Reply #548 on: 02-16-2006 16:35 »
« Last Edit on: 02-16-2006 16:35 »

A:emo music was on its way to be no.1 but they all killed them selvs, country people became exctink when thay came out as gay, rap ended because 50 cent and his "homies" went on a killing spree and killed his rivals. Alt rock became underground. so the only non-underground music left is 80's bands like metallica and iron maiden, they were given robot bodies. and sell millions of albums a year.

Q:What was the best metallica album afer 2051??
Foxxy Gurl

Bending Unit
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« Reply #549 on: 02-16-2006 21:54 »

A:"Get Rich Or Die Tryin' Part 2" by 50 Cent's Head.

Q: Who won the Mrs. Mars pageant in 3068?
Blane

Professor
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« Reply #550 on: 02-17-2006 03:16 »

Since when was 50 cent in metallica?

A: a photo of amy!

Q: If you and a fox executive were the last people on earth, what would you do???
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #551 on: 02-17-2006 09:16 »

A: Stuff the fox executive's head so far up his arse he would see his intestines!

Q: What would you do with the body?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #552 on: 02-17-2006 10:47 »

A: Offer him to the nibblonians as their lunch

Q: Would the Nibblonians brake there habit of not eating humans when being offered the Fox Executive to eat
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #553 on: 02-17-2006 13:30 »

A: Probably so, if they knew that the show they were on was cancelled by some lazy arse executives only interested in money....my rants over now, i feel better

Q: Would the world be any different if fox didn't exist, but in it's place was a tyrannical robot overlord?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #554 on: 02-17-2006 13:32 »
« Last Edit on: 02-17-2006 13:32 »

So, let me get this straight... If Fox was replaced by a robot overlord, "Would the Nibblonians brake there habit of not eating humans when being offered the Fox Executive to eat"? 

A: Well, no, since Fox Executives don't exist.  How could they change their habit by eating people that don't exist?

Q: What other TV shows from the 21st century (other than Single Female Lawyer) are popular on Omicron Persei 8?
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #555 on: 02-17-2006 13:53 »

A: "I'm a celebrity trapped in a pie, eat me out of here", "Only fools and horses are eaten alive by space monsters", general garbage. Including "Friends".

Q: Why the hell did they bring back "Friends" in 2894?
Hypnotize

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« Reply #556 on: 02-17-2006 16:52 »

A:to bring about the apocolypse

Q:what other cancelled sitcom did they bring back in 2894??
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #557 on: 02-20-2006 15:58 »

A: Married... With Children (just a guess. i dont know any cancelled sitcoms)

Q: Who would be made as the next president of Earth in 3006?
audioslave38

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« Reply #558 on: 02-20-2006 16:04 »

A: Nixon's dog, Checkers.

Q: How many health code violations did Seymour cause at Panucci's Pizza?
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #559 on: 02-20-2006 16:07 »

A: 256 (Luckily, he's still alive...)

Q: Which celebrity hosted the 2946's Oscar awards?
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