Quizzical Questions & Smart-Ass Answer

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Originally posted by Jicannon:
A: The Help Desk
Q: What does regular God consist of?

What the hell, why did you skip mine?

Anyway the next question is the same one...

Plus might I add, TOTPD!!!

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Umm,  I think Jicannon did answer your question:
What metals does Robot God consist of?  The metal from the help desk?  I dunno.  Admitedly, kind of a cryptic answer.

       

What does regular God consist of?

A: Two parts belief, one part hope, a smidgeon of questionable scientific evidence, and lots of caffeine.  That's for regular God.  Decaffeinated God doesn't have the caffeine, of course.

Q: Where is the leg mutant's bum?  Or, where does he defecate from?
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A: isn't it obvious? his face, of course!

Q: what trousers does he wear on Sundays?

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A: A gym sock.  That's the closest he can get to a nice pair of trousers.

Q: What cool tricks can the mutant-with-the-arm-sticking-out-of-the-side-of-his-head do?

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A: juggling spectacularly well, among other things.......

anyway.....

Q: How many barbers would it take to cut Benders facial hair?

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A: π (pi) barbers

Q: If fry and leela had a kid, what would it looks like? 1 eye and orange hair? 2 eyes with purple hair etc.

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A:Like this

Q: Who is Mars University rival school?

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A: Hogwartts School of Technocraft and Lizardry, located on Planet Potter V in the Rowling system.

Q: What are the most popular courses at Mars University?

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A: the 'Learning Apathy' class and the 'Sex Ed' class. Turns out alot of people just like Fry go there.

Q: What are the least popular courses? (excluding the mathematics of wanton burrito meals)

[Reply #449 on:]

A: The 26th century history, a stale century compared to the others.... lol

Q: How does a 160 year old handle building new inventions every day, managing a delivery business and teaching a course at Mars University about once a year?

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A: Well, 160-year-old handles are very durable!  Most of the are made out of wood, hard ceramic or even metal!  So, I would think that even 200 or 300-year-old handles could do the things you've listed here.

Q: How does a 160-year-old man handle building new inventions every day, managing a delviery business and teaching a course at Mars Universeity?

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A: lol, very funny...

Q: Are there any more buildings on Mars besides the Mars University buildings and the Wong Place?

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A: Yes, there is, just like Atlanta's seperating from America to the ocean, Texas seperated from America to Mars. This explains Amy's cowboy friend.

Q: What buildings can be found in 31st Century Texas?

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A: A Marlboro cigarette manufacturing plant.

Q: What happened to make Texas defect to Mars?

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A: Someone messed with Texas.

Q: What did they do to mess with Texas?

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A:They shot a lazor gun at it

Q:Why did they mess with Texas?

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A: It was the mexicans.  They got jealous of the vast plains of nothingness and vowed to destroy it by making it unlivable. 

Q: What is old Texas now called?

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A: The Texan Sea

Q: How did the water get into the huge hole Texas left?

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A: Similarly to Texas and Atlanta, Omaha Nebraska defected from the USA.  They felt completely misunderstood and never really fit in well, either.  So, they became a subterrainian race of burrowing troglodytes.  They dug their way south and eventually ran into the great Texas "hole".  They build a bridge across it, and kept digging south.  Eventually, they hit the Mike Tyson Gulf (renamed from the Gulf of Mexico in 2017, after Tyson's extraordinary humanitarian work).  Once they did, water from the Gulf rushed in, and funneled all the way back to the Texas hole, where the pressure equalized.  Now the Texas hole's claim to fame is that it's the deepest in-land salt water sea that has dead Nebraskans floating in it.

Q: What other bizzare evolutionary changes happened between 2006 and 3000?  And to whom did they happen?

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A: In 2034, Steve Irwin staged a political coup in his native Australia and overthrew the prime minister, becoming the most tyrannical leader the country has ever known.  Crocodiles were given god-like status and the citizens were forced to become more like their leader in order to survive.  In 2038 Australia was renamed 'Steve Irwin Stereotype Land' to live more closely to the international perception of the country 

Q: What languages other than French are obsolete in the year 3000?

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A: Alot, to many to name in fact. What you may not know is that sometime in the 2500's, every language except English and Japanese were combined with the French language and named 'French'. The language though, was wiped out in the GREAT FRENCH WAR OF THE LINGUISTS.

Q: explain the Great French War Of The Linguists.

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A: Technically, "explain the Great French War Of the Linguists" is not a question, but I'll let that slide.  It all started in 2525, the year of our Lord, Zombie Jesus.  By this time, English, Japanese and Cantonese (Mas Rarraf forgot about Amy, who often swears in Cantonese) were the official languages of the world.  All other languages (French included), were only known as second languages.  The French, being the arrogant people that they are, refused to acknowledge that their language was becoming obsolete, however.  A group of French Linguist malcontents acted as catalysts and instigated riots in France and in French-speaking communities around the world.  They were sure of the superiority of the French language, and so they wanted everyone to see it from their point of view.  They were bent on making French the official language of the planet, eradicating all other languages (except possibly Swahili, since it's so friggin' cool), lowering the legal drinking age to 10 (for wine, anyway), and making everyone eat a daily dose of smelly French cheese like Munster (not to be confused with the TV show, "The Munsters" ).  Although most people were willing to accept the wine, the smelly cheese was just way out of the question.  In a counter-revolution, the rest of the world rose up and fought against the French hordes, who often whipped themselves into fevered frenzy by drinking themselves silly and eating way too much smelly cheese.  They used battle cries like, "La frômage pour tout!" (Cheese for everyone!) and "Couper le frômage!" (which directly translates to "Cut the cheese!" ).  After only a few battles, which eventually became known as the War of the Linguists, the French promptly surrended (like they usually do), and the insignificant rebellion started by the French linguists was forever quashed.  The terms of the eventual surrender were that the French language was to be erased (by laser) from all books and brains on the planet, all French cheese was to be buried in the ancient diamond mines of South Africa (later renamed the Munster Mines), France was absorbed by the rest of Europe, and just to piss the French off, the legal drinking age was raised to 25 for wine, but not for beer or any other liquor.  ...And that's how French disappeared.

Q: Aside from the cool wind-up guns in "War Is The H-Word", what other military advancements were available to the French in the Great French War of the Linguists?

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Originally posted by Quimbly:
A: Technically, "explain the Great French War Of the Linguists" is not a question, but I'll let that slide.  It all started in 2525, the year of our Lord, Zombie Jesus.  By this time, English, Japanese and Cantonese (Mas Rarraf forgot about Amy, who often swears in Cantonese) were the official languages of the world.  All other languages (French included), were only known as second languages.  The French, being the arrogant people that they are, refused to acknowledge that their language was becoming obsolete, however.  A group of French Linguist malcontents acted as catalysts and instigated riots in France and in French-speaking communities around the world.  They were sure of the superiority of the French language, and so they wanted everyone to see it from their point of view.  They were bent on making French the official language of the planet, eradicating all other languages (except possibly Swahili, since it's so friggin' cool), lowering the legal drinking age to 10 (for wine, anyway), and making everyone eat a daily dose of smelly French cheese like Munster (not to be confused with the TV show, "The Munsters" ).  Although most people were willing to accept the wine, the smelly cheese was just way out of the question.  In a counter-revolution, the rest of the world rose up and fought against the French hordes, who often whipped themselves into fevered frenzy by drinking themselves silly and eating way too much smelly cheese.  They used battle cries like, "La frômage pour tout!" (Cheese for everyone!) and "Couper le frômage!" (which directly translates to "Cut the cheese!" ).  After only a few battles, which eventually became known as the War of the Linguists, the French promptly surrended (like they usually do), and the insignificant rebellion started by the French linguists was forever quashed.  The terms of the eventual surrender were that the French language was to be erased (by laser) from all books and brains on the planet, all French cheese was to be buried in the ancient diamond mines of South Africa (later renamed the Munster Mines), France was absorbed by the rest of Europe, and just to piss the French off, the legal drinking age was raised to 25 for wine, but not for beer or any other liquor.  ...And that's how French disappeared.

Q: Aside from the cool wind-up guns in "War Is The H-Word", what other military advancements were available to the French in the Great French War of the Linguists?

Wow thats one longgg answer

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A: Uh, I dunno! I'm not really a geography freak.

Q: Besides Mars, which planet would you like to grow up and go to college at?

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Originally posted by Quimbly:
A: Technically, "explain the Great French War Of the Linguists" is not a question, but I'll let that slide.  It all started in 2525, the year of our Lord, Zombie Jesus.  By this time, English, Japanese and Cantonese (Mas Rarraf forgot about Amy, who often swears in Cantonese) were the official languages of the world.  All other languages (French included), were only known as second languages.  The French, being the arrogant people that they are, refused to acknowledge that their language was becoming obsolete, however.  A group of French Linguist malcontents acted as catalysts and instigated riots in France and in French-speaking communities around the world.  They were sure of the superiority of the French language, and so they wanted everyone to see it from their point of view.  They were bent on making French the official language of the planet, eradicating all other languages (except possibly Swahili, since it's so friggin' cool), lowering the legal drinking age to 10 (for wine, anyway), and making everyone eat a daily dose of smelly French cheese like Munster (not to be confused with the TV show, "The Munsters" ).  Although most people were willing to accept the wine, the smelly cheese was just way out of the question.  In a counter-revolution, the rest of the world rose up and fought against the French hordes, who often whipped themselves into fevered frenzy by drinking themselves silly and eating way too much smelly cheese.  They used battle cries like, "La frômage pour tout!" (Cheese for everyone!) and "Couper le frômage!" (which directly translates to "Cut the cheese!" ).  After only a few battles, which eventually became known as the War of the Linguists, the French promptly surrended (like they usually do), and the insignificant rebellion started by the French linguists was forever quashed.  The terms of the eventual surrender were that the French language was to be erased (by laser) from all books and brains on the planet, all French cheese was to be buried in the ancient diamond mines of South Africa (later renamed the Munster Mines), France was absorbed by the rest of Europe, and just to piss the French off, the legal drinking age was raised to 25 for wine, but not for beer or any other liquor.  ...And that's how French disappeared.

Q: Aside from the cool wind-up guns in "War Is The H-Word", what other military advancements were available to the French in the Great French War of the Linguists?

OH MY GOD!   

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Originally posted by Foxxy Gurl:
A: Uh, I dunno! I'm not really a geography freak.

Geography?  Not sure how geography fits in there, buuuut ok.  Nice creativity there, by the way.

 

Q: Besides Mars, which planet would you like to grow up and go to college at?

Let's give your degree of creativity a go:
A: Earth.
Q: What's your favorite color?

Wow, wasn't that fun?

Ok, really, back to topic:

A: I'd like to grow up and be educated on Omicron Persei 8, since it would be a life on the edge, full of lots of (lower and possibly upper) human horn extraction attempts. 

Q: What other parts of the human body are prized by Lrrr's race, and why?

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A: The "lower horn" and because it is used for sexual advances (that I assume).

Q: Who was Umbriel voiced by?

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A: Your mom.

Q: In what spectacular fashion is professor Farnsworth likely to die?

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A. In a place he too wants to go sometime. The toilet.

Just like Elvis...

Q. How much can Leela benchpress?

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opps think i missed the point of the game skip me

Less than bigfoot on coke.


whats the deal with frys grampa?

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By that you must mean whats the deal with fry. The deal with fry is that he was a pizza delivery boy before he got sent 1000 years into the future and became a delivery boy. He now has friends.

Who is one of the main teen heartthrobs in the year 3000

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A: Britaneary Duffhan-Spears, who can trace her lineage back to Britney Spears, Lisa Lohan AND Hilary Duff!  She has a tendency to gain lots of weight when pregnant and crash cars into everything.

Q: What is the most popular TV show of the 31st century for people (i.e. not for robots) and why?

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Haha, nicley.

I'de give an answer but this is getting too trivia-like for me. Also, I feel I should say or do something political and American, so I'm sitting  this one out.

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i'm not!

A: Most probably Everybody Loves HypnoToad, parce que the government probably uses infrared lasers in his eyes, to telepathically link into viewers brains to control their minds. or summat

Q:How many hypnotoads would it take to hypnotise the whole of the universe?

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A: 1, fool.

Q: How expensive is one ton of "Molten Boron" at the current rate?

[Reply #475 on:]

A: approximately 4000 simoleans

Q: are simoleans even real?

[Reply #476 on:]

A: Yes, they are the currency used by the "Sims 2" Mafia to buy sponges.

Q: A man leaves Squid Planet 5 at 8pm. If we assume he has no legs and warts on each hand, at what time does he walk his dog back on earth?

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A: Trick Question! He doesnt have a dog!

Q: Whats the capacity of Benders chest cavity?

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Haha, good answer!

A: You don't need me to answer that. It is a parallel universe in there. Infinite space is assured.

Q: Two Omicronions (or whatever) jump out of a window. I wan't to know the aproximate size of the window in question and the weight gained by the couple on the way down. In addition, and for a bonus mark, can you tell me the thickness of the cows they hit upon landing. please note, I want the width AFTER they were hit.

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A: Another trick question: As Fry said: Theres no such thing as 2!

Q: What was the name of one of the gangster planets destroyed in love and rocket?