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Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #400 on: 01-18-2006 12:06 »

 
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Originally posted by Delta 001:
Q: what song would remind from of leela in the shower?

A: Well, that made no sense... I guess if a song would remind from of Leela, then of the song what from are Mozart from other of when!  Right?

Q: What other great ideas for new products like Big Pink (the only gum with the breath-freshening flavor of ham!) are available in the 31st century?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #401 on: 01-18-2006 17:46 »

A: Self dressing pants which dress themselves onto you!

Q: Does Fry wear Lightspeed Briefs in the future?
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #402 on: 01-18-2006 22:31 »

A: No, he can't afford them.

Q: ZOIDBERG wears Lightspeed Briefs, where did he get them?
Blane

Professor
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« Reply #403 on: 01-19-2006 10:09 »
« Last Edit on: 01-19-2006 10:09 »

A: He found them on someones washing line

Q:Ignoring anchovies etc, what is the most valuable thing fry owns?
akira

Crustacean
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« Reply #404 on: 01-19-2006 10:36 »

a seven leaf clover that can help you become succesfull at watever you do even brake dancing!
akira

Crustacean
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« Reply #405 on: 01-19-2006 11:12 »

A:a seven leaf clover that can help you become succesfull at watever you do even brake dancing!

Q:in why must i be a crustation in love how do u think zoidberg got rid of his male jelly in the end?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #406 on: 01-19-2006 11:49 »
« Last Edit on: 01-19-2006 11:49 »

A: The Male Jelly Fairy came in the evening, while everyone else was alseep, and got rid of Zoidberg's male jelly.  Well....that's what Zoidberg SAID happened...

Q: In Bender's opinion, what's the best thing he's ever stolen?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #407 on: 01-19-2006 11:53 »

lol thats saick Quimbly

A: The atom of plutonium!

Q: How did the proffesor punish Zoidberg for breaking the giant bottle?
Blane

Professor
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« Reply #408 on: 01-19-2006 21:17 »

A: He put a padlock on the planet express dumpster

Q: What did Bender end up doing with lucy lius head?
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #409 on: 01-19-2006 21:24 »

A: Sold her back to kidnappster.

Q: How much did he get and what did he do with the money?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #410 on: 01-20-2006 05:15 »

A: He got $500 to keep his mouth shut to

Q: Did Bender actually get his table reserved for Dr Bender or did Elzar throw him out for being so rude
Delta 001

Bending Unit
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« Reply #411 on: 01-20-2006 06:53 »

A: of cause Dr Bender got his table, this means more money for Elzar.

Q: would Bender order food or would he tease Elzar about winning the Cook off?
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #412 on: 01-20-2006 07:03 »

A: He got his table, Elzar is more interested in money than pride.

Q: What childhood incident cause Elzar to be like this?
PhyscoticRobot

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #413 on: 01-20-2006 13:24 »

A: When he was younger, someone attacked him with a spice weasel, he now doesn't care what happens to him, as long as he gets the money to get the guy back
(also, this is why he uses spice weasels, he likes to keep control)

Q: When did the spice weasels come into existance and what made them our slaves?
Blane

Professor
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« Reply #414 on: 01-21-2006 00:06 »

A: They evolved from fox executives around the year 2290. They started being using globally as a condiment due to the subtle flavours that differ with each weasel.

Q: Whats Bender making for lunch tomorrow? (think up some retarded food)
Delta 001

Bending Unit
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« Reply #415 on: 01-21-2006 02:12 »

(hey wait, what happened, Mas, i already repleyed, then you repleyed to the same one after me)

A: Spagetti balls

Q:you now where the Spag is coming from but what about the BALLS?
akira

Crustacean
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« Reply #416 on: 01-21-2006 15:40 »

A:the refrigerator section of bender's chest

Q:leela only has one eye wat else does she have one of???
mcl6525

Bending Unit
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« Reply #417 on: 01-21-2006 15:48 »
« Last Edit on: 01-21-2006 15:48 »

A:*avoids obvious answer* she only has one toe, she has fake ons thogh


Q:how much do fake toes cost??
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #418 on: 01-21-2006 20:23 »

Sorry Delta 001, didn't see that  big grin

A: You can exchange them for real toes.

On the subject of crewmates bodies...

Q: Which part of Frys body has the most bedsores?
Delta 001

Bending Unit
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« Reply #419 on: 01-22-2006 05:38 »

Q:  *avoids obvious answer* well that would be his butt, since he sits on it all day with bender

A: who else in the crew gets bedsores?
PhyscoticRobot

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #420 on: 01-22-2006 07:10 »

A: Zoidberg, from no nutritional food

Q: why doesnt anyone give zoidberg any nutritional food?
akira

Crustacean
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« Reply #421 on: 01-22-2006 11:32 »

A:they do but he has to beg first

Q:but y does he have to beg??
Eruonen

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #422 on: 01-22-2006 11:45 »

A: So that they feel good about themselves

Q: Why does Zoidberg have more than one heart, if he only needs one?
akira

Crustacean
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« Reply #423 on: 01-22-2006 12:01 »

A:because ppl try to kill him for being annoying while their trying to opperate on him lol

Q:fry and gunther tie in a test in mars U (both hand in a paper smeard in  faeces) wat grade did they both get???
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #424 on: 01-23-2006 10:55 »

A: 'A' for effort. 'F' for content.  That worked out to a 'C' average.

Q: What's Gunther doing these days?
PhyscoticRobot

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #425 on: 01-23-2006 11:18 »

A: he's a business-man, soon he'll try to be a bueracrat, but muner 1.0 kicks him out

Q: why does number 1.0 kick him out?
Eruonen

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #426 on: 01-23-2006 11:19 »
« Last Edit on: 01-23-2006 11:19 »

A: Eating Bananas

Q: The bananas gave Gunther a bellyache. Why doesn't he put a lime in a coconut and drink it all up?
akira

Crustacean
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« Reply #427 on: 01-23-2006 12:48 »

A:because limes are extinct(as are many things in the future lol)
Q: why did bender not know you could brew your own beer???
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #428 on: 01-24-2006 07:50 »

A: He was programmed to only believe beer was obvtained through stolen money (lol)

Q: If Benders mum was a manufacturing machine for Bending units then how did Benders father die from the can opener if he is a manufacturing robot who can't move to the can opener out of his own free will? 
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #429 on: 01-24-2006 11:55 »

A: Quite simple, really: what makes you think Bender's father is a manufacturing robot also?  Haven't you heard of inter-species Robot mating before?!  It's very popular, especially in the big cities.  The practice is still frowned upon by country robot folk, but they're pretty backwater, if you know what I mean.

Q: Since Bender's father wasn't manufacturing Robot, what KIND of robot was he, and how did he get caught in a can opener?
Blane

Professor
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« Reply #430 on: 01-25-2006 16:45 »

A: He was a can.

Q: He was born without a label, what was inside him?
akira

Crustacean
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« Reply #431 on: 01-27-2006 10:26 »

A:the materials to make a bending unit a.k.a bender

Q:has bender ever been to his dads
grave/recyling factory??
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #432 on: 01-27-2006 10:54 »

A: Yes but this also added to him wanting to kill hiomself in the suicide booth

Q: Who else visited Bender's dads grave
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #433 on: 01-27-2006 11:43 »

A: Bender's mom eventually retired as a bending-robot-manufacturing robot, had wheels installed, and then rolled over to the recycling center where Bender's dad died.

Q: Since there's a Robot Hell, and because there are religious roboy holidays like Robanukah, I assume there is also a Robot Heaven.  If so, then there must be a Robot Purgatory.  What is Robot Purgatory like?
Leela In Chains

Bending Unit
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« Reply #434 on: 01-27-2006 21:32 »

A: The typical waiting line at your local Sears repair center.

Q: We're aware of the existence of the Robot Devil, as well as the apparent Robot God; is there also a Robot Jesus?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #435 on: 01-27-2006 22:22 »

A. Yes. The Robotology believe Robot Jesus was built in Mom's Friendly Robot Factory in Jerusalam around 2125 and was originally a robotic sheep herder, but then became the messiah of the Robotology. The Robish people believe Robot Jesus was built, and was a good robot, but was not their messiah.

Q. Who is the Robish messiah?
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #436 on: 01-28-2006 03:29 »

A: Robot Jesus, Robish people just don't believe it.

Q: Who do Robish people believe in.
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #437 on: 01-30-2006 11:42 »

A: Abrabot.  Robot God asked Abrabot to disconnect his son's power supply.  After he was about to do it, Robot God stopped him and Abrabot has forever since been in his good graces.

Q: What advantages are there to being in Robot God's good graces?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #438 on: 01-30-2006 13:17 »
« Last Edit on: 01-30-2006 13:17 »

A: Once you enter Robot heaven he will allow you to download a program which allows you to feel ultimate pleasure    smile

Q: What metals does Robot God consist of?
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #439 on: 01-30-2006 16:02 »

A: The Help Desk
Q: What does regular God consist of?
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