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Quimbly

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« Reply #40 on: 11-03-2005 11:44 »

A: He has fantasized about this for a long time.  He had several ideas in mind, but couldn't decide on any of them.  In all cases, he knew that if he could synthesize male jelly, and artificially inject it into his system, he'd be able to fool his physiology into thinking he was permanantly approaching the mating frenzy, thus giving him superior strength and that really cool jazz on his head.  Anyway, the names he came up with were:  Citizen Claw, Captain Claw, Lobster Lad, Captain Crustacean, and ZOID the Invincible.

Q: If Hermes were a super hero, and member of the Justice Team, what would HIS super hero name be?

(PS: Great question!)
Bender-Mon

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« Reply #41 on: 11-03-2005 16:00 »

A: Outer Space Potato Man!

Q: WHat would the professor's name be?
Quimbly

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« Reply #42 on: 11-04-2005 11:53 »

A: No need to wonder.  The professor's name is Hubert J. Farnsworth.  ...Now, if you meant to ask what would the professor's superhero name be if he were a member of the Justice Team, that's a different story.  Possible choices for his superhero name would be: The Inventor, Dr. Prune, or Ray of Sunshine.  Don't ask me about the last one..it was HIS idea!

Q: If Scruffy were a superhero, what would his superhero name be?
LayZ341

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« Reply #43 on: 11-04-2005 13:00 »

A: Scruffy the Superhero

Q: What would Scruffy's superpower be?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #44 on: 11-04-2005 13:01 »

A. Mr Clean.

Q. Why couldnt Fry and Leela command the loyalty of Sea Creatures in "Less Than hero"?
Quimbly

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« Reply #45 on: 11-04-2005 13:44 »

A1 (Scruffy's superpower): His moustache is a portal to a pocket dimension, where he can put just about anything:  lunch, porno mags, mops, bad guys, etc.

A2 (Fry & Leela and Sea Ceatures): Pretty obvious, isn't it?  Sea Creatures don't obey ANYone who doesn't breath through gills.

Q: What would Outerspace Potato Man's (a.k.a. Hermes) super power be?
Dan1248

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« Reply #46 on: 11-04-2005 13:58 »

A: Super Flexibility (for limboing)

Q: What would Zoidy's name be, and what would his powers be?
Quimbly

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« Reply #47 on: 11-04-2005 14:12 »

A: Ummmmm, see the first post on this page.

Q: Why don't people read all the posts in a thread, or even all the posts on a single page?!
Bender-Mon

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« Reply #48 on: 11-04-2005 15:22 »

A: Because they just answer the newest post without looking through all of the previous ones.

Q: If normal people won't read previous posts, do you think that Fry would?
FutureDramaQeen

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« Reply #49 on: 11-04-2005 16:02 »

A: Of couse not. That would be reading, and that's not good in large doses.

Q: What would Fry do if he did read the posts before his acidentily and saw posts refrencing him, what would his reaction be?
Quimbly

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« Reply #50 on: 11-04-2005 17:38 »

A: Fry always thought his name was spelled "Phry", so he'd probably just ignore it.

Q: Where did Fry learn how to dance the Hustle so damn well?!
hotrod zoidberg

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« Reply #51 on: 11-04-2005 17:43 »

at mcgillycutties on third street the dance school

how did billionare bot make his fortune
Fryman28b

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« Reply #52 on: 11-04-2005 17:45 »

A: Stole it from Bender.

Q:What would Fry do on this website?
ecks

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« Reply #53 on: 11-04-2005 21:24 »

A: The same thing we do, Pinky, try and take over the world!

Q: If the profesor created a machine that switched your race(whites to blacks, blacks to asians, asians to hispanic and hispanics to balls), what would Fry change his name to in order to beter suite his new found blackness?

(all questions I ask are brought to you by Futurama, now with 70% less carbs!)
Bender-Mon

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« Reply #54 on: 11-05-2005 11:53 »

A: Lil'F

Q: What would now Mexican Amy be called?
SORF

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« Reply #55 on: 11-05-2005 13:03 »

A: Amilia Bella
Q: why would the professeor make said machine?

FREEZE! Superfly agent of the F.S.B!

Thou Shalt Not Spam-
The 11th Commandment
Bender-Mon

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« Reply #56 on: 11-05-2005 14:56 »

A: In order to understand the effects on changing the race/skin color of ordianry people.

Q: What would nibbler turn into if he was put into said machine?
scumbagsteve976

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« Reply #57 on: 11-05-2005 15:28 »

A: Seeing how Nibbler is black and white, he would turn into a diobalical Black and Asian person, basically the Tiger Woods of the new millenium.

Q: What about Zoidberg in said machine?
morbo_it

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« Reply #58 on: 11-05-2005 16:52 »

A) he would turn into spongebob.

Q) what about bender in the machine?
Bender-Mon

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« Reply #59 on: 11-05-2005 21:44 »

A: He would turn into Zoidberg.

Q: If Fry and Leela had kids, would they look anything like Cubert since he is like a cousin?
ecks

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« Reply #60 on: 11-06-2005 19:14 »

SAA: No, he'd look like Hermes...

TQQ: If Zoidberg was human would he ever get layed?

This Quizzical Question brought to you by Futurama; the only TV show with a cockie crunch!
LayZ341

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« Reply #61 on: 11-06-2005 20:04 »

A: Of course, prostitutes Gluh!

Q: How much should they charge?
CrapBag

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« Reply #62 on: 11-06-2005 20:18 »

A: i dont think zoidberg has that kind of money
Q: ZoidBerg is a doctor, so why is he so poor?
ecks

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« Reply #63 on: 11-06-2005 20:42 »

SAA: Child Support
TQQ: If zoidberg was human, would he still have a red neck?

Stupid Question brought to you by todays society; breeding jerks for your amusement!
scumbagsteve976

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« Reply #64 on: 11-06-2005 21:51 »

A: Yes, b/c he would be an  Indian

Q: To all those Indians out there, in what way are you planning on killing me?
LayZ341

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« Reply #65 on: 11-07-2005 00:04 »

A: They said they will get you addicted to the rush and neon lights of gambling. They aren't after your life, just your wallet.

Q: What new games are in the casinos of the future?
hotrod zoidberg

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« Reply #66 on: 11-07-2005 06:30 »

ultra roulette hyper slots and mega space blackjack

where are said casinos located
Quimbly

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« Reply #67 on: 11-07-2005 13:39 »

A: Since casinos are outlawed under Earth law, they exist at the fringe.  Most of them are located in small, pocket dimensions surrounding Earth and are only accessible if you bribe the subspace portal master.  He's kind of a jerk, by the way, so make sure you bring a big pocket book.

Q: Aside from Blursball, what other kooky new or modified sports exist in the future? (Please describe how the game is played too)
Fry1077

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« Reply #68 on: 11-07-2005 18:56 »

A: Bowling-Tennis, it's like tennis just with a bolwing ball instead of a tennis ball.

Q: How long has this sport been around?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #69 on: 11-07-2005 19:22 »

A: Since the invasion of the Tennis Ball Eating Daschunds in 2589.

Q: How the hell do such aliens even exist?
Fry1077

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« Reply #70 on: 11-08-2005 00:38 »

A: free will, everybody is everything these days...

Q: whats Zoidbergs middle name?
hotrod zoidberg

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« Reply #71 on: 11-08-2005 00:53 »

sanchez obviosly

whats leelas middle name
Quimbly

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« Reply #72 on: 11-08-2005 11:37 »

A: "Orphan"

Q: What's Hermes' middle name?
Bender-Mon

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« Reply #73 on: 11-08-2005 16:59 »

A: Rasta

Q: What is Labarbara's maiden name?
ecks

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« Reply #74 on: 11-08-2005 21:27 »
« Last Edit on: 11-08-2005 21:27 »

SAA: Nixon...

TQQ: If their is a Robot Devil does that mean their's a Robot Jesus and a Robot God?

Brought to you by germinex, for all your bio-warfare needs!
CrapBag

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« Reply #75 on: 11-08-2005 21:30 »

A; nope, only a devil. cause in the future everyone is evil
q. what happens in robot hell that we dont see?
ecks

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« Reply #76 on: 11-08-2005 21:38 »

SAA: Steroids

TQQ: If theirs a robot hell is their a doggy hell?
Quimbly

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« Reply #77 on: 11-09-2005 11:10 »

A: Yes, but the dogs only spend (Eternity 7) years
there -- that is, ∞/7.  (For all you Math nerds out there, of course, ∞/7 = ∞ ; but remember, this is a smart-assed answer).

Q: How the heck did a piece of the original U.S. constitution ever end up wrapped around a cigar?  Please give the full history.
Dan1248

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« Reply #78 on: 11-09-2005 11:40 »
« Last Edit on: 11-09-2005 11:40 »

A: it's not real, the REAL constitution got eaten by Zoidberg years before that cigar was made.

Q: is there a Robot Heaven? If yes, give some features. If not, why?
Quimbly

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« Reply #79 on: 11-09-2005 15:11 »
« Last Edit on: 11-09-2005 15:11 »

Smart-Assed Answer: "Your answer was phrased in the form of a question. Therefore I'm sorry, but we can't accept it."
  - Alex Trebek
 
Q: Is there a Robot Heaven?  If yes, give some features.  If not, why not?


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