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CrapBag

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« Reply #280 on: 12-29-2005 20:59 »

A:the same weight of a puppy
Q: why does the professor not drink prune juice, like other old people do?
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #281 on: 12-29-2005 21:14 »

A)He does you just never see him drink it

Q)What month was Bender born?
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #282 on: 12-29-2005 23:56 »

A: March
Q: How do I know when Bender was born?
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #283 on: 12-30-2005 00:19 »

a:Your phsycic

q:How do you know that he's phsycic?
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #284 on: 12-30-2005 00:21 »

A: I know that I'm physic because I'm me and I'm psychic.

Q: Why are all these questions so weird?
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #285 on: 12-30-2005 00:25 »

A:Because they are

Q:Who's the stupidist character on Futurama?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #286 on: 12-30-2005 07:32 »

A: Easy! Fry....

Come on guys think of more quizical questions then the weight of a crap

Q: Will Fry ever meet his parents again and how?
safetyberg

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« Reply #287 on: 12-30-2005 07:55 »

A: Yes, Tomorrow - Suicide Booth (he trips and falls in)

Q: How do Farnsworth and the Gang get him back?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #288 on: 12-30-2005 11:16 »

LOL nice answer mate!

A: They toss honey onto the settee and Fry would then reform from the left over Hair skin cells and blood, lots of blood! lol which Fry left on the settee

Q: Did Zoidberg earn any qualifications on his home planet to actually become the doctor he is today?
CaptanYesterday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #289 on: 12-30-2005 14:25 »
« Last Edit on: 12-30-2005 14:25 »

A: Hell no! He's Zoidberg!

Q: What will the Planet Express New Years Eve party be like? You know, What sort of activities, games, fun ect will happen?  Who kisses who at the end of the count down?

I Guess this is sort of more than one question... oops   big grin

Hay! This would make a good fan fic scenario!


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Windmills do not work that way!!   Goodnight!!

 
Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #290 on: 12-31-2005 07:17 »

A: A Drinking Contest,
A2: Hermes and Zoidberg (A BIG DRINKING PARTY)

Q: Will Hermes and Zoidberg do anything else that night?
Delta 001

Bending Unit
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« Reply #291 on: 12-31-2005 23:52 »

A: Some Just Friend Spooning Looks on the cards


Q: But does Zoidberg have enough money for a spoon?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #292 on: 12-31-2005 23:55 »

A: Zoidberg has enough money for a spoon-holder, a spoon-warmer, or a fake spoon made of spoon imitation flavoured psuedo-spoons, but not a spoon as such, no. As for the rest, he'll take 8, thankyou.

Q: What did Fry do for New Years eve in 2537?
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #293 on: 01-01-2006 01:13 »

A:Comit Suicide
 
Q:Why will he comit suicide?
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #294 on: 01-01-2006 04:19 »

To take advantage of Planet Express's generous "untimely demise" benefits.

What's the Planet Express health plan?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #295 on: 01-01-2006 05:56 »

A: a Band-aid and a "boo-boo kissing machine"

Q: who invented  the boo-boo kissing machine
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #296 on: 01-01-2006 06:10 »

A: The Professor after he got tired of all the pain broken bones caused (the bones were usually broken while he was trying to dance)

Q: Did Bender help him build the boo-boo kissing machine?
Dave B

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« Reply #297 on: 01-01-2006 06:30 »

A: Yes he connected the wires into his chest where the complex processing takes place to fix the so called 'boo boo'

Q: As Bender can fit so many things in his chest, is it because there is a warp hole linked to another universe within his chest, or what?
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #298 on: 01-01-2006 07:36 »

A: That my friend is the question of the universe.

Q: What is the question of the parallel universe?
Dave B

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« Reply #299 on: 01-01-2006 08:06 »
« Last Edit on: 01-01-2006 08:06 »

The universe is a complex mistress for sure mate....... lol

A: That why must you be a cowboy alternative of what you are in the universe!??????

Q: Will the earthlings ever achieve the secret of immortality from the Omicronians, and if so how?
Dark

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #300 on: 01-01-2006 08:10 »
« Last Edit on: 01-01-2006 08:10 »

A: Yes, Sell them the Fox network

Q: Would it be possible to find stuff that looks better then reality?
Dave B

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« Reply #301 on: 01-01-2006 09:01 »
« Last Edit on: 01-01-2006 09:01 »

A: There will be a virtual reality development so advanced in the year 3000 that you will be able to exceed the concept of reality

Q: Will bender ever be ordered to kill every human he meets including his friends as a robot
Zoidypoo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #302 on: 01-01-2006 17:26 »

A: Yes it was mom's death wish after Walt accidedtaly kills her with a butcher knife.

Q: Will mom ever get married?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #303 on: 01-01-2006 17:35 »

A: Yes to the Professor just before the professor dies running down the alter

Q: Will Fry ever get to any postion higher then a delivery boy in Planet Express?
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #304 on: 01-01-2006 17:37 »

A:Hell no

Q:Why won't he ever get a higher position?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #305 on: 01-01-2006 17:45 »
« Last Edit on: 01-01-2006 17:45 »

A: Because he eats the professors jigsaw puzzles pieces, wastes the companies emergency shower water, uses the engine as a hair styler, takes the ship for joy rides, makes missions take twice as long, screw up missions by being held captive, drinking the emporer etc and the list goes on and on and on and on and on........................... .. lol

Q: Will Leela ever have plastic surgery to gain 3 eyes!?
Zoidypoo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #306 on: 01-01-2006 17:51 »
« Last Edit on: 01-01-2006 17:51 »

A: No she wants to be normal.

Q: Will amy ever have any more plastic surgery?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #307 on: 01-01-2006 17:52 »
« Last Edit on: 01-01-2006 17:52 »

A: Yes to gain even  more cuteness to be able to pull who she pleases....

Q: Will Zoidberg ever find his true sole partner?
Zoidypoo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #308 on: 01-01-2006 18:03 »

A: Yes, after he becomes a REAL rich docter women will come flocking to him. But he ends up marrying Amy after Kif gets murdered by zapp.

Q: Why does Zapp murder Kif
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #309 on: 01-01-2006 18:58 »

A: As he cut Zapp while shaving his armpits in the bath tub

Q: Did Kif intentionally cut Zapp?
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #310 on: 01-01-2006 19:02 »

A: Kif actually meant to kill Zapp, but messed it up.

Q: Where did Kif cut Zapp?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #311 on: 01-01-2006 19:10 »

A:.....his armpits lol (read my last post  smile )

Q: Where was Kif buried?
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #312 on: 01-01-2006 20:11 »

-sigh-
mcl6525

Bending Unit
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« Reply #313 on: 01-01-2006 20:26 »
« Last Edit on: 01-01-2006 20:26 »

A:he wasnt, he was sent to his home where his species eats the dead.

Q:what part of kif tasted the best?
SORF

Starship Captain
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« Reply #314 on: 01-01-2006 20:54 »

A: the fluid filled bladders
Q: what was he served with?

FREEZE! Superfly agent of the F.S.B!

Thou Shalt Not Spam-
The 11th Commandment
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #315 on: 01-02-2006 09:34 »
« Last Edit on: 01-02-2006 09:34 »

A: With a side of Kifs species tadpoles

Q: Were Leela and Kifs children eaten?
mcl6525

Bending Unit
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« Reply #316 on: 01-02-2006 20:04 »

A:no,but the one with one eye was considered a freak and was eaten anyway


Q:who got to take the first bite out of kif?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #317 on: 01-03-2006 03:56 »

A: Amy, if you know what i mean

Q: Does Fry take drugs?
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #318 on: 01-03-2006 06:15 »

A: Yes, if you count alcahol and tobacco as drugs.

Q: In the future, are Alcahol and Tobacco counted as drugs?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #319 on: 01-03-2006 09:03 »

A: Yes, as the police enforce a mush harsher system of law, you gotta do what you gotta do...

Q: Will aliens ever attack again and force the smartest of the earthlings to mate continuously and if so who would be chosen?

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