Quizzical Questions & Smart-Ass Answer

[Reply #240 on:]

A) Cigarettes are for girls, tough guys, and aliens.

Q) Why are cigarettes acceptable for girls, tough guys, and aliens, but not for robots?

[Reply #241 on:]

A) Because robots look cooler with Cigars.

Q) Why does Bender never run out of Cigars?

[Reply #242 on:]

A: Benders bottomless torso is also a bottomless humidor!

Q: Who will win the Planet Express X-mass Party Drink Off. Bender is not eligible to win for obvious reasons but he will keep score... and also drink.   

[Reply #243 on:]

A: Farnsworth. A catheter isn't cheating, it's an aid to the natural flow.

Q: Who has to change the catch-bag?

[Reply #244 on:]

A: Amy and Zoidberg will rock paper scissors
for it. Amy will lose.


Q: What sort of drinking games will they play?

[Reply #245 on:]

A: The All My Circuits drinking game

Q: At what points during episodes of All My Circuits must one drink while playing said game?

[Reply #246 on:]

A: Whenever somebody has Amnesia

Q: What is Moniques secret that she has kept from Calculon for 2000 years?

[Reply #247 on:]

A: That she is secretly... his evil twin.

Q: How will Calculon react?

[Reply #248 on:]

A: The script told him to say no, but he cahnged it up and said yes.

Q: Will Bender ever become an actor again?

[Reply #249 on:]

A: Yes in the motion picture "Rise of the Machines"

Q: Which is Bender's favourite item which he keeps in his chest?

[Reply #250 on:]

A: Fry

B: Which is Fry's favourite chest to be kept in? Bender's chest, or the Proferrer's Chest-O-Matic Storagerator?

[Reply #251 on:]

A: Benders chest as there is a built in settee and TV and also an endless amount of space for Fry to store his money etc

Q: Will Fry ever secure his bank details again...?

[Reply #252 on:]

A: Tch...NO

Q: How did the Space Pope become Reptilion?

[Reply #253 on:]

A: He fell into one of the professors mutation gadgets (to produce monster with "octagonal shaped bodies" )

Q: Will Zoidberg ever mate? If so where and with who?

[Reply #254 on:]

A: No, He's the lobster equivalent of Fry

Q: Will Fry ever get married?

[Reply #255 on:]

A: No he won't because he doesn't want to die (also no one likes him. Why is that?)

Q: Will Bender ever change his boozeing ways?

[Reply #256 on:]

A; Bender wil change his boozing ways when he turns 6500 years old and then switches to the market of child robot porn

Q: What is the market of robot child porn called?

[Reply #257 on:]

A: An 'Illegal Opperation'

Q: In the year 3000 has Windows finally become user friendly?

[Reply #258 on:]

A: Yeah, it has point and squeeze interface.

Q: What does the Windows 3000 logo look like?

[Reply #259 on:]

A: Skull and cross bones

Q: is Windows 3000 still used as a prison gaurd?

[Reply #260 on:]

A: Nope. Now Windows 3000 is used as a colander.

Q: What kind of robot needs a digital colander?

[Reply #261 on:]

A: Robot Chef's specialising in salads

Q: Will Hermes ever become Rank number 0.1 and if so why would he be promoted?

[Reply #262 on:]

A: He Wouldn't, although he might become number 1.0

Q: Will Hermes ever become rank number 1.0 and if so, why would he be promoted? :P

[Reply #263 on:]

lol  copying I see...

A: No as the higher up the rank beurocrats will defend their ranks and Hermes would run out of ideas of how to surpass them finding flaws in their previous stamping procedures (5 stamps)

Q: Will the gang in futurama ever hang out and visit there cowboy alternatives in the parrallel universe, and how would they enter the alternative universe

[Reply #264 on:]

A: No they won't see the cowboy parralel universe becuase Fry will develop an unnatural fear of cowboys.

Q: Can robots be or become gay?

(ps. i dont want to offend anyone and i myself am not homosexual)

[Reply #265 on:]

A: Robots can certainly experience all the sexual feelings that humans are able to. But Robots don't become gay. They become "RainbowBots", and move to a diemnsion that's big on Musical Theater.

Q: Is it possible for Prof. Farnsworth's saliva to develop it's own consciousness and intelligence?

[Reply #266 on:]

A: Yes, but not before he was 120 years old and not for the past 5 years as he's become steril.

Q: Can Fry go back in time to the year 2000 or 1999?

[Reply #267 on:]

A: Yes, all he needs to do is freeze himself again...

Q: Can Robot's Freeze Themselves?

(btw, totalnerduk, you seem to be obsessed with the Professors bodily functions, is that normal?  )

[Reply #268 on:]

A) Yes, that seems obviois. However depending on how long there in there for they may malfunction (eg. If a Robot is frozen for 1000 years it be extremly skeaky and need Mom's old fashion oil)

Q)Who does Leela like/love?

[Reply #269 on:]

A) Leela has devoted her love to protected the planet

Q) Which planet is she talking about?

[Reply #270 on:]

A) Omicron Persei 8

Q) Why does Omicron Persei 8 need defending?

[Reply #271 on:]

A: As  many other planets enhabitants favour the sweet gangy taste of Omicronian Flesh (proven in Problem with popplers)

Q: How does Fry keep his hairdo so stylish (lol)

[Reply #272 on:]

A: Using the ships engines don't only severely damage your brain, they give you great lift!

Q: How exactly do the ships engines damage Fry's brain?

[Reply #273 on:]

A: Gamma radiation penetrates his skull and affects the neurone passageways into anbd out of the brain causing brain damage 

Q: Was Fry stupid before he exposed himself to this gamma radiation so early in the series?

[Reply #274 on:]

A: Yes. The radiation made him smarter

Q: What is the average weight of the professor's stools?

[Reply #275 on:]

Hi

A:  Well... his lab stools weigh about 25 pounds, and his drafting stools weigh about 22 pounds, so 23.5 pounds.

Q:  I gave you the mean average.  By, "average," did you mean the mean?  (Median and mode are avaiable at additional cost.)

[Reply #276 on:]

A: Actually i wasn't talking about maths, i was talking about Animals

Q: Which Animal from Vergon 6 is reffered to as the Mean Average?

[Reply #277 on:]

A: The usual one of course.

Q: Okay smart guys,how much do the professor's average bowel movements weigh,once dehydrated and stored in a ziploc baggie for future civilisations to ponder over.

[Reply #278 on:]

A: Bowel movements aren't weighed... 

Q: Will Bender ever return to his inherited castle in his old age to live away his last years on earth? If so who will he live with?

[Reply #279 on:]

A: Yes. You.

Q: What is the weight of a crap within the standard parameters of a crap crapped by professor Farnsworth? I need to know!