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totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #240 on: 12-19-2005 17:52 »

A) Cigarettes are for girls, tough guys, and aliens.

Q) Why are cigarettes acceptable for girls, tough guys, and aliens, but not for robots?
Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #241 on: 12-19-2005 22:08 »

A) Because robots look cooler with Cigars.

Q) Why does Bender never run out of Cigars?
CaptanYesterday

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« Reply #242 on: 12-20-2005 02:43 »

A: Benders bottomless torso is also a bottomless humidor!

Q: Who will win the Planet Express X-mass Party Drink Off. Bender is not eligible to win for obvious reasons but he will keep score... and also drink.   tongue

Windmills do not work that way!!   Goodnight!!

totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #243 on: 12-20-2005 18:49 »

A: Farnsworth. A catheter isn't cheating, it's an aid to the natural flow.

Q: Who has to change the catch-bag?
CaptanYesterday

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« Reply #244 on: 12-20-2005 21:04 »

A: Amy and Zoidberg will rock paper scissors
for it. Amy will lose.


Q: What sort of drinking games will they play?

Windmills do not work that way!!   Goodnight!!

Unknown

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« Reply #245 on: 12-22-2005 23:50 »

A: The All My Circuits drinking game

Q: At what points during episodes of All My Circuits must one drink while playing said game?
Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #246 on: 12-23-2005 02:10 »

A: Whenever somebody has Amnesia

Q: What is Moniques secret that she has kept from Calculon for 2000 years?
Cleansingfire

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« Reply #247 on: 12-23-2005 07:16 »

A: That she is secretly... his evil twin.

Q: How will Calculon react?
Fry1077

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« Reply #248 on: 12-23-2005 07:43 »

A: The script told him to say no, but he cahnged it up and said yes.

Q: Will Bender ever become an actor again?
Dave B

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« Reply #249 on: 12-23-2005 08:41 »

A: Yes in the motion picture "Rise of the Machines"

Q: Which is Bender's favourite item which he keeps in his chest?

totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #250 on: 12-23-2005 14:23 »

A: Fry

B: Which is Fry's favourite chest to be kept in? Bender's chest, or the Proferrer's Chest-O-Matic Storagerator?
Dave B

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« Reply #251 on: 12-23-2005 15:17 »

A: Benders chest as there is a built in settee and TV and also an endless amount of space for Fry to store his money etc

Q: Will Fry ever secure his bank details again...?
Zoidypoo

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« Reply #252 on: 12-23-2005 16:23 »

A: Tch...NO

Q: How did the Space Pope become Reptilion?
Dave B

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« Reply #253 on: 12-23-2005 16:33 »

A: He fell into one of the professors mutation gadgets (to produce monster with "octagonal shaped bodies" )

Q: Will Zoidberg ever mate? If so where and with who?
Fry1077

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« Reply #254 on: 12-23-2005 16:56 »
« Last Edit on: 12-23-2005 16:56 »

A: No, He's the lobster equivalent of Fry

Q: Will Fry ever get married?
Zoidypoo

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« Reply #255 on: 12-23-2005 16:57 »

A: No he won't because he doesn't want to die (also no one likes him. Why is that?)

Q: Will Bender ever change his boozeing ways?
Professy

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« Reply #256 on: 12-23-2005 17:00 »
« Last Edit on: 12-23-2005 17:00 »

A; Bender wil change his boozing ways when he turns 6500 years old and then switches to the market of child robot porn

Q: What is the market of robot child porn called?
Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #257 on: 12-23-2005 23:01 »

A: An 'Illegal Opperation'

Q: In the year 3000 has Windows finally become user friendly?
LayZ341

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« Reply #258 on: 12-24-2005 00:26 »

A: Yeah, it has point and squeeze interface.

Q: What does the Windows 3000 logo look like?
Fry1077

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« Reply #259 on: 12-24-2005 00:48 »

A: Skull and cross bones

Q: is Windows 3000 still used as a prison gaurd?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #260 on: 12-24-2005 14:14 »

A: Nope. Now Windows 3000 is used as a colander.

Q: What kind of robot needs a digital colander?
Dave B

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« Reply #261 on: 12-24-2005 17:11 »
« Last Edit on: 12-24-2005 17:11 »

A: Robot Chef's specialising in salads

Q: Will Hermes ever become Rank number 0.1 and if so why would he be promoted?
Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #262 on: 12-26-2005 04:08 »

A: He Wouldn't, although he might become number 1.0

Q: Will Hermes ever become rank number 1.0 and if so, why would he be promoted? :P
Dave B

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« Reply #263 on: 12-26-2005 08:21 »

lol  big grin copying I see...

A: No as the higher up the rank beurocrats will defend their ranks and Hermes would run out of ideas of how to surpass them finding flaws in their previous stamping procedures (5 stamps)

Q: Will the gang in futurama ever hang out and visit there cowboy alternatives in the parrallel universe, and how would they enter the alternative universe
Drewz

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« Reply #264 on: 12-26-2005 11:42 »

A: No they won't see the cowboy parralel universe becuase Fry will develop an unnatural fear of cowboys.

Q: Can robots be or become gay?

(ps. i dont want to offend anyone and i myself am not homosexual)
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #265 on: 12-26-2005 12:08 »

A: Robots can certainly experience all the sexual feelings that humans are able to. But Robots don't become gay. They become "RainbowBots", and move to a diemnsion that's big on Musical Theater.

Q: Is it possible for Prof. Farnsworth's saliva to develop it's own consciousness and intelligence?
Drewz

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« Reply #266 on: 12-26-2005 12:11 »

A: Yes, but not before he was 120 years old and not for the past 5 years as he's become steril.

Q: Can Fry go back in time to the year 2000 or 1999?
Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #267 on: 12-27-2005 01:53 »

A: Yes, all he needs to do is freeze himself again...

Q: Can Robot's Freeze Themselves?

(btw, totalnerduk, you seem to be obsessed with the Professors bodily functions, is that normal?  tongue )
Drewz

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« Reply #268 on: 12-27-2005 02:01 »

A) Yes, that seems obviois. However depending on how long there in there for they may malfunction (eg. If a Robot is frozen for 1000 years it be extremly skeaky and need Mom's old fashion oil)

Q)Who does Leela like/love?
J. Samuel Lyons

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« Reply #269 on: 12-27-2005 03:36 »

A) Leela has devoted her love to protected the planet

Q) Which planet is she talking about?
Cleansingfire

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« Reply #270 on: 12-27-2005 05:18 »

A) Omicron Persei 8

Q) Why does Omicron Persei 8 need defending?
Dave B

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« Reply #271 on: 12-27-2005 06:47 »
« Last Edit on: 12-27-2005 06:47 »

A: As  many other planets enhabitants favour the sweet gangy taste of Omicronian Flesh (proven in Problem with popplers)

Q: How does Fry keep his hairdo so stylish (lol)
Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #272 on: 12-28-2005 02:40 »

A: Using the ships engines don't only severely damage your brain, they give you great lift!

Q: How exactly do the ships engines damage Fry's brain?
Dave B

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« Reply #273 on: 12-28-2005 07:20 »

A: Gamma radiation penetrates his skull and affects the neurone passageways into anbd out of the brain causing brain damage  smile

Q: Was Fry stupid before he exposed himself to this gamma radiation so early in the series?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #274 on: 12-28-2005 17:46 »

A: Yes. The radiation made him smarter

Q: What is the average weight of the professor's stools?
Al

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« Reply #275 on: 12-29-2005 01:30 »

Hi

A:  Well... his lab stools weigh about 25 pounds, and his drafting stools weigh about 22 pounds, so 23.5 pounds.

Q:  I gave you the mean average.  By, "average," did you mean the mean?  (Median and mode are avaiable at additional cost.)
Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #276 on: 12-29-2005 01:34 »
« Last Edit on: 12-29-2005 01:34 »

A: Actually i wasn't talking about maths, i was talking about Animals

Q: Which Animal from Vergon 6 is reffered to as the Mean Average?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #277 on: 12-29-2005 19:53 »

A: The usual one of course.

Q: Okay smart guys,how much do the professor's average bowel movements weigh,once dehydrated and stored in a ziploc baggie for future civilisations to ponder over.
Dave B

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« Reply #278 on: 12-29-2005 20:01 »

A: Bowel movements aren't weighed...  tongue

Q: Will Bender ever return to his inherited castle in his old age to live away his last years on earth? If so who will he live with?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #279 on: 12-29-2005 20:04 »

A: Yes. You.

Q: What is the weight of a crap within the standard parameters of a crap crapped by professor Farnsworth? I need to know!
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