Quizzical Questions & Smart-Ass Answer

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A: He wants to smell the flowers

Q: What are the penguins from "The Birdbot Of ICE-Catraz" planning to do next ?

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NOTE: C'mon, people!  This thread is getting pushed down.  More posts needed!

A: The same thing they do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!

Q: What are Bender's five "Prime Directives"?

[Reply #162 on:]

A. Drink, Smoke, Gamble, Steal, and ofcourse...
Bend things...

Q. What will Wernstrom do with the headless body of Agnoo?

[Reply #163 on:]

A: Give him the head of J.F.K

Q: What will the head of J.F.K do with the headless body of Agnew?

[Reply #164 on:]

A: Turn it into a killing machine for Morbo

Q: Will the sewer mutants ever claim control of the surface ?

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A: No, but they will eventually control the sub-sub-sewers.  Gather 'round everyone, and hear the tale of how the mutants defeated El Chupaneebrea <strums guitar>...

Q: How was El Chupaneebrea defeated by the mutants?

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A. He wasn't. He moved to Philadelphia because it had a better union for sewer monsters.

Q. What happens to Wayne Gretzky, or his head, in the future?

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A: got canceled like the rest of the sport. his head is now in new jersey with the rest of everything humanity is ashamed of
Q: *rebirths old q and a* where will Osama be in the future?

[Reply #168 on:]

A. He lives in a secret hiding place off one of the London Underground tunnels with the Ministry of Terror.

Q. Who else is in the Ministry of Terror.

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A: In Orbiting Meadows, revered as the man who paved the way for a century of peace after everybody converted to Islam through fear of Al-Q-Whatever.

Q: What happened to end the century of peace?

Edit: Bollocks. Too late with that. Damn you, wiener! 

[Reply #170 on:]

A: Rupert Murdoch, Captain Kill, Freud Malcontent, George Bolen and Franklin L. P. Joseph Howard Longname the fourth
Q: how was George evil?

[Reply #171 on:]

A: He had a signature strip a mile long.

Q: Why would anybody have a signature strip a mile long?

[Reply #172 on:]

A: Well, old people take a long time to take off their clothes, right?  So, if there were stripping, they could potentially hop along for over a mile, in order to get it all off...

Q: What other new goverment agencies exist in the 31st century?

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SAA:The Earthican Agency For Regulated Administration Of Bio-Evolutionary Research And Sports.

QQ: Would Hermes be a high-enough-ranking beaurocrat to collate for the TEARAOBERS?

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A: You know perfectly well that collation for the Tearaobers is only for bureaucrats, grade 17 and lower!  You will hereby be demoted to bureaucreat, grade 47, under section 45.7.1.331 of the Handbook of Policies and Regulations for North American Bureaucrats, Grades 20-35 Under the Age of 40!  Sheeesh!

Q: Why was the Beholder bureaucrat (the floating, spherical creature with one large eye and mouth on it's face, and dozens of eye-stalks on its head) at the Central Bureaucracy sleeping on the job?!  Is he not getting enough sleep?!  If not, why not?!

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A:  The Beholder is a very busy bureaucrat.  How dare you question its work ethic?  Even brilliant beings such as the Professor must sleep, so why not Beholders, I'm asking?  They ain't freakin' robots, you know!

Q:  So, OK, robots don't sleep.  Then why does Bender need a closet to sleep in?  (A certain ZOID-berg could use the space, I'm just saying.)

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A: Well, the real answer is the way that they are manufactured.  They "require" down-time.  Although, they don't need sleep, robots are designed to have to shut down for 8 hours every day.  The reason?  Money.  Remember, it's the route [sic] of all evil!  If you'll note, Mom has a 30%+ share stake in about 10 different major Robot Real Estate companies.  Once you know that, it's easy to figure out.  Mom designs robots that require a place for "down-town".  So, they have to go rent apartments somewhere.  Mom owns appartments, so she makes more money from all the Robots paying her to stay at her appartments.  It's really sick, when you think about it.

Q: In the Hippy Universe (as seen on the Farnsworth Parabox), what does Professor "Jazz Cat" Farnsworth do all day?

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A:See TomAllen's avatar! But I think he really designs computers which compose our smooth jazz, duuude 

Q:Has the Robot Devil's band from HIOR released an album yet?

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A: He hasn't managed to score a contract yet. For some reason, he likes to be the one who says "sign here please".

Q: When two computers fall in love, do they have calculators or consoles?

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A. Depends if they're PCs or Macs.

Q. When two computers fall in love, what do two PCs have, what do two Macs have, and what do a PC and a Mac have?

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SAA: They all have Linux 3000- "Obey the penguin or die!"

QQ?: If nibler were to be cloned and his clone turned out to be evil, would Leela and Fry ever hook up?

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A. Yes, because Evil Nibbler would be the opposite of Good Nibbler and would talk.

Q. If a cow fly over a barn with a jet pack and fell onto chickens, Mars became warmer and wetter, and John Lennon didn't die in 1980, what would happen to Amy?

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A: She becomes a sexy asian porno actress

Q: Is the robot devil planning anything evil such as take over earth ?

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A: Morbo's race would become stupid anyway due to the brains physonic waves.

Q: what would happen if the hypno toad hypnotised someone with a brain slug?

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A: The Hypnotoad would then control the brain slug and the person.

Q: What did the tattoos on Amy's ass look like?

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A: It's a tattoo of her ass, which has a smaller tattoo of an ass on it. This goes on infinitely.

Q: If you pointed the Smelloscope at the Omicronian homeworld, what would you smell?

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A:Cottage cheese.

Q:Whatever happened to the Zookeeper?

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A: He bet(and lost) his zoo on a riverboat gambling trip.

Q: Who won the zoo?

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A: Bender, with his X-ray glasses.

Q: What did Bender do with the zoo?

[Reply #189 on:]

A) james bond.

Q) what did james bond do with the zoo?

d'oh!

[Reply #190 on:]

A: Pet the kangaroo

Q: Are there kangaroo's in the future?

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A: Yeah, didn't you see Super King fight one.

Q: Is there a professional kangaroo fighting league, if so describe it?

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A. Yes, it's called Fighting Ultimate of Kangaroos. The FUK. Ulitmate Kangaroo Fighting had been taken by a kangaroo hating group. The FUK has fights much like the Ultimate Robot league, but with kangaroos. And, it's in Australia.

Q. Are kangaroos still centered around Australia in the future or can they be found elsewhere?

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A: In 2567, the UKF hate group forced all Earth Kangaroos into hiding on Ganymede. To this day, they conduct raids to Earth from their secret base, striking blow after blow at the weak Earthican government.

Q: Why the hell don't they just drop a proton torpedo down Earth's thermal exhaust port?

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[Skips over BenderNeedBooze's post because he has no idea what it means.]

A. Because Earth's thermal exhaust port has a toll.

Q. How much is the toll?

[Reply #195 on:]

A.1,000 dollars

Q.Will robot santa ever judge anyone other than Zoidburg as nice?

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@ Benders_Fan:

A: Only the one whom he adores without question as his creator - Mom.

Q: If Mom built a sexbot for her private enjoyment, would that count as incest?

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A. Only if it was a female sexbot.

Q. Who cares about Kwanzaa in the future?

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CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOWTOPLAY!

[Reply #199 on:]

A: only kwanza bot and few jews
Q: whats the advantage of having a nose to fry?
edittt:::
wait bender need booze, are u telling me u been here since semptember and still dont know how to play? thats sad. it kinda tells u in the title