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totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #120 on: 11-15-2005 17:32 »

A: The anticipation of the non stop and morning porn.

Q: How much non stop and morning porn does it take to kill a man?
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #121 on: 11-15-2005 20:43 »

A: Excellent question. Well, if science calls for it, I'll have to sacrifice myself for the greater good!

Q: Fry and Leela will never get married. Never. Ever. Who would he marry instead?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #122 on: 11-15-2005 20:57 »

A. He would go through a couple of off and on relationships with people, including Amy, until he finally realizes that he'll never will get a true woman for him, and goes to Bender's favorite, hookers.

Q. Will Amy ever marry?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #123 on: 11-16-2005 03:13 »

A: Yes, Kif will die and fear of dying alone she will become a lesbian and marry leela.

Q: When is Kif going to die
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #124 on: 11-16-2005 12:05 »

God I hate these questions...
A: Kif is already dead.  He died of heartbreak when Furutama was cancelled.

Q: If Kif's race of aliens can do such cool things as climbing walls and shedding skin, why don't they take over the Earth?!
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #125 on: 11-16-2005 12:18 »

A.They are coming up with a plan right now as we speak.

Q.When was Bender born?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #126 on: 11-16-2005 19:28 »

A: Probably a couple of years before Futurama began as a series.  Matt must have had Bender kicking around in his head...

Q: Who's idea was it to change Uranus'name to Urectum?
DeltaP42

Bending Unit
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« Reply #127 on: 11-16-2005 21:24 »

A. Al Gore's, because he actually moved to Uranus and he was tired of getting prank phone-calls about it.

Q. If Al Gore's head ran for president who would be his running-mate?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #128 on: 11-17-2005 01:10 »

A: Stephen Hawking

Q: In the 31st century have they made a Earthican constitution?
Zogonif

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #129 on: 11-17-2005 01:31 »

A: Not yet they only halfway through it

Q: What would happen if the brains joined forces with morbo's race ?
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #130 on: 11-17-2005 15:13 »

A: They would take your knowledge and then DESTROY you.

Q: Where did Morbo get his start in the media?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #131 on: 11-17-2005 15:15 »

A: Letterman

Q: Why the fuck didn't Letterman realise that he was actually the unwitting host for a big green parasite until it burst through his anus and devoured the audience?
DeltaP42

Bending Unit
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« Reply #132 on: 11-17-2005 20:33 »

A. Because he was too busy making top ten lists and didn't have enough time to fix his teeth OR check his anus.

Q. How did Morbo get INTO Letterman's anus?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #133 on: 11-17-2005 20:39 »

A. 10. Used the pin number.
9. Unbuttoned the pants.
8. Blew his pants up.
7. Used a pimp.
6. Used a pimpette.
5. Used a hussy.
4. It was fingerprint enabled.
3. He called for an alien invasion on his pants.
2. He decided to begin the demise of the humans by getting into Letterman's anus.
1. Morbo and Letterman already had hot sex, so it was easy.

Q. Where is Jay Leno in the future?
Fry1077

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« Reply #134 on: 11-17-2005 20:41 »
« Last Edit on: 11-17-2005 20:41 »

edit for lateness
A: He is a head in a jar, in the head museums world reknown crimanals section

Q: what is with the second u in Futurama?
YeOReO

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« Reply #135 on: 11-17-2005 20:44 »

A: Unrealistic.

Q: What if Futurama and Code: Lyoko had a major crossover and Leela was Aelita's best friend?
DeltaP42

Bending Unit
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« Reply #136 on: 11-17-2005 21:17 »
« Last Edit on: 11-17-2005 21:17 »

A. Nobody would care because probably .05% of people even know what you're talking about.

Q. If Futurama ever came back on the air what would the very first new episode be called?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #137 on: 11-18-2005 11:21 »

A: Seasons 6, Episode 1

Q: How did Leela learn to dance the "Robot" so well?
Benders_Fan

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« Reply #138 on: 11-18-2005 15:56 »
« Last Edit on: 11-18-2005 15:56 »

A.She's been taking secret lesson with Roberto.

Q:Will Zoidberg ever get rich?
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #139 on: 11-18-2005 16:11 »

A: Hell No!

Q: Will Zoidberg ever be loved?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #140 on: 11-18-2005 16:15 »

A: Only by time-travelling seafood chefs from the year 7052, who will cook, serve, and love his entire species.

Q: What do time-travelling seafood chefs wear whilst having sex?
vascy
Bending Unit
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« Reply #141 on: 11-18-2005 16:16 »
« Last Edit on: 11-18-2005 16:16 »

A: Hell No!

Q: Will Zoidberg's stink gland ever "improve"?

Edit: It seems totalnerduk beat me to the submit button, so go with his question...
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #142 on: 11-18-2005 16:21 »

A.There's no way his stink glands will improve

Q.Will Amy ever become poor?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #143 on: 11-18-2005 16:31 »

A: Amy will become poor when you start answering the correct questions

Q: What do time-travelling seafood chefs wear whilst having sex?
vascy
Bending Unit
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« Reply #144 on: 11-18-2005 17:05 »

A: Hmm, socks...

Q: What makes an alien turn neutral?
DeltaP42

Bending Unit
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« Reply #145 on: 11-18-2005 17:06 »
« Last Edit on: 11-18-2005 17:06 »

edit for lateness

A. a lot of Phosphorus

Q. What is Victory Secret's top selling item in the year 3000?
scumbagsteve976

Bending Unit
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« Reply #146 on: 11-19-2005 20:51 »

A: Lightspeed Briefs, doy.

Q: How does Fry never die?
ecks

Bending Unit
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« Reply #147 on: 11-19-2005 23:04 »

SAA: By never giving up, never looking back, giving it 110%, going out their every sunday and playing hard, by staying in school, never doing crack and living life with no regrets.

TQQ: If Fry would be changed in to a robot, what would his serial number be?

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i_c_weiner

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« Reply #148 on: 11-19-2005 23:10 »

A. Idiot Unit 010001100111001001111001.

Q. Has the Professor made a robot that doesn't pollute as much as the 31st century robots and isn't like his first model?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #149 on: 11-21-2005 11:33 »

A: Yes, but he's saving the technology for his next generation of basketball-playing super mutant robots.

Q: What does the 'T' stand for in eck's TQQ (see above)?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #150 on: 11-21-2005 16:16 »

A) T stands for the, i think.

Q) why does fry wear the same clothes even in the snow?
PumaGirl

Starship Captain
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« Reply #151 on: 11-22-2005 04:50 »

A: Because in the future everyone wears a layer of an invisible thermal material (that you can spray on). It will protect you from cold (but not heat)

Q: Why can't it protect you from heat?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #152 on: 11-22-2005 11:06 »
« Last Edit on: 11-22-2005 11:06 »

A: It can!  Fry just keeps forgetting to switch the invisible spray-on layer from thermal insulator to thermal repellant.

Q: Where exactly does one find this switch?!

[Edited for bad spelling...]
CaptanYesterday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #153 on: 11-22-2005 14:04 »

A: The Crotch

B: When Bender let the munks out of the laundry room did they notice the telescope was aimed at "God" ?  If so what did they pray?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #154 on: 11-23-2005 11:09 »

A: No, the head monk got so mad that he whacked the telescope and disoriented it.  Too bad.  They never do find God again...

Q: How many times has Fry made God cry in his lifetime?
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #155 on: 11-23-2005 14:26 »

A: a trillion, all because he was loving his body

Q: why did bender want to turn into a human?
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #156 on: 11-23-2005 16:15 »

A:So he could have emotions

Q:What month was Bender born?
vascy
Bending Unit
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« Reply #157 on: 11-24-2005 06:29 »

A: June

Q: How come we don't see more than two bender robots (just Flexo and Bender so far...), don't things need bending in the future?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #158 on: 11-24-2005 11:51 »

A: The Bending units were going out of style in the early 31st century.  They were superceded by the more general-purpose Bending-Twisting Units, which could not only bend girders, it could twist them as well.  Ever since the release of the Bending-Twisting Units, Bending Units were no longer manufactured.  Bender and Flexo were some of the last off the assembly line.  Plus, the manufacturer offered a trade-in deal for old Bending units, so there just aren't that many around anymore.

Q: Why does Bender never wear his nose?  ...And what's the purpose of his nose, BTW?
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #159 on: 11-26-2005 20:04 »

A: to smell things, duh
Q: what does bender wanna smell?
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