Quizzical Questions & Smart-Ass Answer

[Reply #120 on:]

A: The anticipation of the non stop and morning porn.

Q: How much non stop and morning porn does it take to kill a man?

[Reply #121 on:]

A: Excellent question. Well, if science calls for it, I'll have to sacrifice myself for the greater good!

Q: Fry and Leela will never get married. Never. Ever. Who would he marry instead?

[Reply #122 on:]

A. He would go through a couple of off and on relationships with people, including Amy, until he finally realizes that he'll never will get a true woman for him, and goes to Bender's favorite, hookers.

Q. Will Amy ever marry?

[Reply #123 on:]

A: Yes, Kif will die and fear of dying alone she will become a lesbian and marry leela.

Q: When is Kif going to die

[Reply #124 on:]

God I hate these questions...
A: Kif is already dead.  He died of heartbreak when Furutama was cancelled.

Q: If Kif's race of aliens can do such cool things as climbing walls and shedding skin, why don't they take over the Earth?!

[Reply #125 on:]

A.They are coming up with a plan right now as we speak.

Q.When was Bender born?

[Reply #126 on:]

A: Probably a couple of years before Futurama began as a series.  Matt must have had Bender kicking around in his head...

Q: Who's idea was it to change Uranus'name to Urectum?

[Reply #127 on:]

A. Al Gore's, because he actually moved to Uranus and he was tired of getting prank phone-calls about it.

Q. If Al Gore's head ran for president who would be his running-mate?

[Reply #128 on:]

A: Stephen Hawking

Q: In the 31st century have they made a Earthican constitution?

[Reply #129 on:]

A: Not yet they only halfway through it

Q: What would happen if the brains joined forces with morbo's race ?

[Reply #130 on:]

A: They would take your knowledge and then DESTROY you.

Q: Where did Morbo get his start in the media?

[Reply #131 on:]

A: Letterman

Q: Why the fuck didn't Letterman realise that he was actually the unwitting host for a big green parasite until it burst through his anus and devoured the audience?

[Reply #132 on:]

A. Because he was too busy making top ten lists and didn't have enough time to fix his teeth OR check his anus.

Q. How did Morbo get INTO Letterman's anus?

[Reply #133 on:]

A. 10. Used the pin number.
9. Unbuttoned the pants.
8. Blew his pants up.
7. Used a pimp.
6. Used a pimpette.
5. Used a hussy.
4. It was fingerprint enabled.
3. He called for an alien invasion on his pants.
2. He decided to begin the demise of the humans by getting into Letterman's anus.
1. Morbo and Letterman already had hot sex, so it was easy.

Q. Where is Jay Leno in the future?

[Reply #134 on:]

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A: He is a head in a jar, in the head museums world reknown crimanals section

Q: what is with the second u in Futurama?

[Reply #135 on:]

A: Unrealistic.

Q: What if Futurama and Code: Lyoko had a major crossover and Leela was Aelita's best friend?

[Reply #136 on:]

A. Nobody would care because probably .05% of people even know what you're talking about.

Q. If Futurama ever came back on the air what would the very first new episode be called?

[Reply #137 on:]

A: Seasons 6, Episode 1

Q: How did Leela learn to dance the "Robot" so well?

[Reply #138 on:]

A.She's been taking secret lesson with Roberto.

Q:Will Zoidberg ever get rich?

[Reply #139 on:]

A: Hell No!

Q: Will Zoidberg ever be loved?

[Reply #140 on:]

A: Only by time-travelling seafood chefs from the year 7052, who will cook, serve, and love his entire species.

Q: What do time-travelling seafood chefs wear whilst having sex?

[Reply #141 on:]

A: Hell No!

Q: Will Zoidberg's stink gland ever "improve"?

Edit: It seems totalnerduk beat me to the submit button, so go with his question...

[Reply #142 on:]

A.There's no way his stink glands will improve

Q.Will Amy ever become poor?

[Reply #143 on:]

A: Amy will become poor when you start answering the correct questions

Q: What do time-travelling seafood chefs wear whilst having sex?

[Reply #144 on:]

A: Hmm, socks...

Q: What makes an alien turn neutral?

[Reply #145 on:]

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A. a lot of Phosphorus

Q. What is Victory Secret's top selling item in the year 3000?

[Reply #146 on:]

A: Lightspeed Briefs, doy.

Q: How does Fry never die?

[Reply #147 on:]

SAA: By never giving up, never looking back, giving it 110%, going out their every sunday and playing hard, by staying in school, never doing crack and living life with no regrets.

TQQ: If Fry would be changed in to a robot, what would his serial number be?

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[Reply #148 on:]

A. Idiot Unit 010001100111001001111001.

Q. Has the Professor made a robot that doesn't pollute as much as the 31st century robots and isn't like his first model?

[Reply #149 on:]

A: Yes, but he's saving the technology for his next generation of basketball-playing super mutant robots.

Q: What does the 'T' stand for in eck's TQQ (see above)?

[Reply #150 on:]

A) T stands for the, i think.

Q) why does fry wear the same clothes even in the snow?

[Reply #151 on:]

A: Because in the future everyone wears a layer of an invisible thermal material (that you can spray on). It will protect you from cold (but not heat)

Q: Why can't it protect you from heat?

[Reply #152 on:]

A: It can!  Fry just keeps forgetting to switch the invisible spray-on layer from thermal insulator to thermal repellant.

Q: Where exactly does one find this switch?!

[Edited for bad spelling...]

[Reply #153 on:]

A: The Crotch

B: When Bender let the munks out of the laundry room did they notice the telescope was aimed at "God" ?  If so what did they pray?

[Reply #154 on:]

A: No, the head monk got so mad that he whacked the telescope and disoriented it.  Too bad.  They never do find God again...

Q: How many times has Fry made God cry in his lifetime?

[Reply #155 on:]

A: a trillion, all because he was loving his body

Q: why did bender want to turn into a human?

[Reply #156 on:]

A:So he could have emotions

Q:What month was Bender born?

[Reply #157 on:]

A: June

Q: How come we don't see more than two bender robots (just Flexo and Bender so far...), don't things need bending in the future?

[Reply #158 on:]

A: The Bending units were going out of style in the early 31st century.  They were superceded by the more general-purpose Bending-Twisting Units, which could not only bend girders, it could twist them as well.  Ever since the release of the Bending-Twisting Units, Bending Units were no longer manufactured.  Bender and Flexo were some of the last off the assembly line.  Plus, the manufacturer offered a trade-in deal for old Bending units, so there just aren't that many around anymore.

Q: Why does Bender never wear his nose?  ...And what's the purpose of his nose, BTW?

[Reply #159 on:]

A: to smell things, duh
Q: what does bender wanna smell?