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Quimbly

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« on: 11-01-2005 11:48 »
« Last Edit on: 11-01-2005 11:48 »

...Yet ANOTHER continuation of the "Smart-Assiest Questions Yet" thread: http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/1-004257-1/

Ok, people, remember the concept; this is NOT a trivia thread!  Don't post questions which have straightforward, easy-to-determine answers.  As a general rule of thumb, questions inspired by Futurama's world, or unanswered questions raised during the episodes are great places to start.  Answer the questions however you want, but full marks go to those with funny and/or creative answers. 

Ok, I'll start things off: 

Q:  In RTEW, after being reminded that he was in the 20th century, the professor ordered the following at the diner: a croque miseur, the paella, two mutton pills, and a stein of mead.  From which resource did he get the historical information for that time period?!

Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #1 on: 11-01-2005 11:54 »
« Last Edit on: 11-01-2005 11:54 »

A: it was on written on the placemat

Q: who knew that Pazoozoo could talk?

edit: like the new title btw  smile
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #2 on: 11-01-2005 12:06 »

A)The professor

Q)Would you freeze yourself to be in the Future if you could?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #3 on: 11-01-2005 12:18 »

A: hell yeah

Q: Can Fry die? last question from the other thread, which never got answered
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #4 on: 11-01-2005 12:27 »

A)Fry will never die

Q)How stupid is Fry?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #5 on: 11-01-2005 12:32 »
« Last Edit on: 11-01-2005 12:32 »

A: More stupider than Bush. Shame they don't meet.

Q: Would Fry be freinds with Bush?
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #6 on: 11-01-2005 12:48 »

A)No,if Bush started talking about Politics Fry wouldn't know what Politics were.So they wouldn't get along.

Q)Is There someone that is richer than the Wongs?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #7 on: 11-01-2005 12:53 »

A: ARE YOU CRAZY!???!

Q: What would Bender's other question for the What-If Machine?
FutureDramaQeen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #8 on: 11-01-2005 13:07 »

A: "As a crook, I've never really felt accepted at rich people's houses or small buisnesses. So, I always really wondered...what would it be like if Fry had two heads."

Q: What will Fry's dying words be?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #9 on: 11-01-2005 14:07 »
« Last Edit on: 11-01-2005 14:07 »

A: "*GAAKH!*"

Q: How will Fry die?

Edited cuz' I hadda' look up how to spell 'gaakh.'
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #10 on: 11-01-2005 14:36 »
« Last Edit on: 11-01-2005 14:36 »

A) killed, with an axe, by a giant strawberry-flavoured ice-cream

Q) why did the giant strawberry-flavoured ice-cream kill fry?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #11 on: 11-01-2005 14:46 »

A: His (Female)cousin got digestid by Fry

Q: How hot is it?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #12 on: 11-01-2005 15:02 »

A: How hot is it where?

Q: How hot is it where?
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #13 on: 11-01-2005 15:08 »

A: its pretty damn hot
Q: how bad was that last question by dr. bender nye?
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #14 on: 11-01-2005 15:18 »

A)Horrible

Q)What will Bender's last words be?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #15 on: 11-01-2005 15:21 »

A: "The action has been cancelled. Bending unit will now shut down."

Q: what action made him die?
FutureDramaQeen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #16 on: 11-01-2005 15:36 »

A: He was forced to give out free alcohol to orphan robots as part of his community service for stealing Fry's blood.

Q: What will be written on Bender's gravestone/recall box?
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #17 on: 11-01-2005 15:46 »

A)Remember me oh and bite my shiny metal ass

Q)What age will Fry retire from his job?
FutureDramaQeen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #18 on: 11-01-2005 16:01 »

A: What, he works?

Q: What will the year 4000 be like?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #19 on: 11-01-2005 16:56 »

A: the world will have exploded for the 3rd time

Q: in 'teenage mutants leela's hurdles' it's pretty weird, how does a CD turn into a box anyway?
Bender-Mon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #20 on: 11-01-2005 18:15 »
« Last Edit on: 11-01-2005 18:15 »

A: Morphing duh.

Q: WHo checks carrear chips to make sure they are correct anyways?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #21 on: 11-01-2005 18:51 »

A. It was Leela's job, but now Leela's replacement does it. It's a monkey. It's the best the government can do.

Q. Why is it the best the government can do?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #22 on: 11-02-2005 00:06 »

A: They're killing two birds with one stone: finding something to occupy the monkey, and finding a cheap worker to check career chips

Q: What can they do to occupy all of the other monkeys they have?
Bender-Mon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #23 on: 11-02-2005 06:47 »

A: They Can help Guntar be Prez of the Fox network

Q: Why would Guntar cancel Futurama if they helped him rise to power in Mars University?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #24 on: 11-02-2005 12:01 »

A: Futurama, the TV show, was cancelled approximately 1,000 years before Gunter was even born, so it would be impossible for him to cancel it....Wait a second....If the show was cancelled, how did Gunter even come into existance? ARRGH!  A logical contradiction!  Everyone run for cover!

Q: What would happen if the professor put on Gunter's hat?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #25 on: 11-02-2005 12:05 »

A: Overdose of power

Q: What year does Fry marry Leela PROPERLY at last?
FutureDramaQeen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #26 on: 11-02-2005 14:16 »

A: 3009. Around about the time I finish my fanfic about the matter.

Q: What would Bender get as an wedding present?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #27 on: 11-02-2005 14:29 »

A: That depends on what Bender and his bride asked for.

Q: What gift would Bender give Fry and Leela for their wedding present?
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #28 on: 11-02-2005 15:11 »

A)A picture of himself

Q)What year will the world on Futurama end?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #29 on: 11-02-2005 15:25 »

A: 3181, the year Zombie Jesus had his third Second Coming Out party, and the Devil-Bot lost a head-to-head battle with Johhny-Bot, the robot fiddle virtual virtuoso.

Q: What would Bender write as a blessing on the picture of himself that he's going to give to Leela and Fry for their wedding gift?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #30 on: 11-02-2005 16:26 »

A) "You should have a son like this. Love, Bender "

Q) what reaction will Leela have to this gift?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #31 on: 11-02-2005 16:47 »

A. Let's just say it'd involve a microwave...  wink

Q. How old is Roberto?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #32 on: 11-02-2005 17:01 »

A. 56

Q. How old is Beelzebot?
FutureDramaQeen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #33 on: 11-02-2005 17:07 »
« Last Edit on: 11-02-2005 17:07 »

Aww, Dan1248 beat me to it. And I can't think of an answer to his question.
scumbagsteve976

Bending Unit
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« Reply #34 on: 11-02-2005 17:07 »

A: Older than the hallowed halls of the Niblonian's main hall

Q: Who Built Beelzebot?
FutureDramaQeen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #35 on: 11-02-2005 17:19 »

A: The real Satan, Prince of Darkness, ect, ect.

Q: What is the Robot Devil's calling card (like 666)?
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #36 on: 11-02-2005 17:56 »

A; no, he doesnt have one but if he did it woud go on forver

Q; what if Fry had switched hands with bender?
Bender-Mon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #37 on: 11-02-2005 18:03 »

A: Bender would steal his wallet and he would have no control.

Q: How much money would be in Fry's wallet?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #38 on: 11-02-2005 22:13 »

A: a piece of lint

Q: does Fry have bits of string in his wallet? is he that richt?
ecks

Bending Unit
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« Reply #39 on: 11-02-2005 22:54 »

A:yeah, but their cheap, counterfit, non-brand, imatation bits of string.... and their just the free samples they give out in e-mail.

Q: If Zoidberg would have been the third member of the (new)justice team, what would have been his super hero name?
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