The Smart Assiest Questions Yet!

[Reply #680 on:]

A: As much as Bender weighs when he hasn't stolen anything, plus 347 grams for his goatee

Q: What kind of visitors does Past-o-rama get?

[Reply #681 on:]

A:really boring, nerdy ones

Q: if you had a farnsworth parabox, which realm would you live in?

[Reply #682 on:]

A: Pirate universe

Q: what else can the 'create a universe' machine make? Farnsworth's inventions have lots of functions

[Reply #683 on:]

A.Coffee.
Q.How will Bender Die?

[Reply #684 on:]

A: After Fry dies, Bender just couldn't take it, so he turned his "on" switch to "off".

Q: If Bender is able to turn his "on" switch to "off", why does he keep trying to visit Suicide Booths?

[Reply #685 on:]

A: Becuase Suicide Booths are more exciting.

Q: If Fry dies, "Who will make Bender waffles just the way he likes them?".

[Reply #686 on:]

A: Bender

Q: If Fry died, who would take his place at PE?

[Reply #687 on:]

A:Scruffy

Q:Will that happen?

[Reply #688 on:]

A: Yes

Q: If Fry and Scruffy both died, who would become the delivery boy?

[Reply #689 on:]

A: Nibler

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[Reply #690 on:]

uhh, ur suppsoed to ask a question after u answer CaptinYesterday.
i suppose ill do my duty and ask a question.
Q: why is fry so dumb?

[Reply #691 on:]

A: He takes after you.

Q: If the yarn people of nylar 4 were to invade Earth, how on Earth would we resist them?

[Reply #692 on:]

A: We would get Leela and her big scissors to help us destory them and Zapp would take the glory.

Q: What would be the reason for the invasion?

[Reply #693 on:]

A: Revenge for the attempted assassination by Leela.

Q: Are the yarn people of Nylar 4 actually made of yarn, or do they just look that way?

[Reply #694 on:]

A: They want to destroy Fox for cancelling Futurama

Q: Why are Nixon and the Robot Devil friends?

[Reply #695 on:]

A)they go at the same barber shop.

Q) why does robot devil go to the barber shop if he hasn't any hair?

[Reply #696 on:]

A: To collect hair for his wig.

Q: Why does the robot devil want a wig?

[Reply #697 on:]

A: Well, wouldn't you want to hide those hideous ears too?!

Q: Are there demon bots too?  If so, what are they called?

[Reply #698 on:]

A: Gallzebot

Q: What the hell kind of name is that?

[Reply #699 on:]

A: the elderly generation never win, so amy will win

Q: what the the world be like if the professor did invent the finglonger?

[Reply #700 on:]

A. people would be poking eachother from great distances.

Q.will there ever be better invention than the finglonger from the professor?

[Reply #701 on:]

A: No

Question - You Stink, hahahaha! /bender

Q: How old DID the Professor turn at the end of Teenage mutant Leela's hurdles?

[Reply #702 on:]

A: So old he could of been alive during the Second Coming of Jesus

Q: How many times has Jesus came since then?

[Reply #703 on:]

A: once more i think

Q: What bait was left for zoidberg to eat in the what if machine?

[Reply #704 on:]

A: A guinea pig

Q: How many golf carts did Zoidberg destroy at the Wong Ranch?

[Reply #705 on:]

Note:  People, stop replying to questions that aren't at the end of the thread!  It's quite obnoxious to get answers to questions that are several days old.  Open your friggin' eyes!

A: "Destroy" is such a strong word, my friend.  He likes to think that he helped the golf carts on their way to changing into other types of machinery.

Q: What other hilarious and amusing exoskeletons are available for Zoidberg's race?

[Reply #706 on:]

A:"amusing" is such a strong word, my friend, he thinks of it as funny

Q:what fuel do they use to power the ship?

[Reply #707 on:]

A: dark matter

Q: what would happen if two different PE Ship based ships flew together? wouldn't the universe tear apart?

[Reply #708 on:]

A)They'd explode and the universe would tear apart.

Q)What age will the Professor die?

[Reply #709 on:]

A: He won't die, but have his head put into a Ronco jar in the year 3056ish.

Q:Why is Roberto so d@mned user friendly?

[Reply #710 on:]

A: he just is

Q:in "the sting" who does fry get his new stomach from?

[Reply #711 on:]

A)they dig up Nixon's body and take his stomach out.
Q)If Fry never came to the Future,Who would be Bender's best friend?

[Reply #712 on:]

A: Roberto, and they would rob the BA Bank repetidly.

Q: How long would it be before they get busted for that?

[Reply #713 on:]

A: Twice as long as half the time it takes

Q: Where is the thing that was taken back, lost, came around again, removed from the place it belongs, is a prop in a stage act that covers for burglary, and provides sharp snack treats, has been given limbs by a "celebrity", is affected by stuff that dimples space-time, can be used effectively as a bowling ball, and finally, was given a radical cut, but not necessarily in that order?

[Reply #714 on:]

A: Bottom shelf, next to the leftover pot roast.

Q: What is the thing that was taken back, lost, came around again, removed from the place it belongs, is a prop in a stage act that covers for burglary, and provides sharp snack treats, has been given limbs by a "celebrity", is affected by stuff that dimples space-time, can be used effectively as a bowling ball, and finally, was given a radical cut, but not necessarily in that order?

[Reply #715 on:]

A. Bender's spare head.

Q. Why hasn't Bender used his spare head?

[Reply #716 on:]

A: because it's gold and it would just look not fashionable.
come on gold and silver, that's just fucked up.

Q: Will Morbo's species ever conquer Earth?

[Reply #717 on:]

A: No, because Morbo is the only person of his species on Earth

Q: Whay is that? ^

[Reply #718 on:]

A: because they are actually scared of Humans

Q: why isn't Morbo?

[Reply #719 on:]

A:because humans are scared of him

Q:who is frys grandfatherÉ