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Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #600 on: 10-08-2005 13:12 »

A. Waste it all on grabber machines.

Q. What would Fry do with $1 000 000?
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #601 on: 10-08-2005 13:17 »
« Last Edit on: 10-08-2005 13:17 »

A.Buy anchovies

Q.What would Fry do if he never came to the future
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #602 on: 10-08-2005 13:21 »

A. he would continue to be a crappy delivery boy.

Q. What would happen if fry got frozen again, and turned out to be the year 4000?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #603 on: 10-08-2005 15:07 »

A: he would do the only thing he knows how to do, freeze himself

Q: will fry ever freeze himself to a time where his is dead?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #604 on: 10-08-2005 20:03 »
« Last Edit on: 10-08-2005 20:03 »

A: Yes, he will freeze himself back in time (before he was born)

Q: How do you freeze yourself back in time?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #605 on: 10-09-2005 03:57 »

A: you bash your head in until you think you were frozen and came to the past.

Q: in the year 3000 does Jiffy Lube make peanut butter?
scumbagsteve976

Bending Unit
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« Reply #606 on: 10-09-2005 11:57 »

A: Only when people aks for it.

Q: Who else is buried in orbiting meadows?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #607 on: 10-09-2005 13:00 »

A. The rest of Nixon's body, Chairman Mao's body, G. W. Bush's body. You know, all the great people of the world.

Q. In the future, they've found a way to make heads-in-jars of dead people. Have they found a way to make ashes of people into heads-in-jars? If so, where is John Lennon's head-in-a-jar?
SORF

Starship Captain
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« Reply #608 on: 10-10-2005 19:03 »

A: they have and he now works on a rehab planet with other ex-drug addicts
Q: have the beatles ever had any head reunions?

FREEZE! Superfly agent of the F.S.B!

Thou Shalt Not Spam-
The 11th Commandment
scumbagsteve976

Bending Unit
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« Reply #609 on: 10-10-2005 21:51 »

A: Yes, but it was cut short due to rain.

Q: What new instruments are there?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #610 on: 10-11-2005 13:48 »

A: Fiber-optic percussion caps.

Q: What would Leela's reaction be if Fry used a player-Holophonor? Uh.. that is, after TDHAIP.
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #611 on: 10-11-2005 18:20 »

A: She would wonder why he was consorting with any 'playa', let alone using him/her.  She would summarily dump his sorry ass.

Q: What does a fiber-optic percussion cap sound like?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #612 on: 10-14-2005 23:19 »

A. Fiber-opticy

Q. Is there a kind of guitar in the future that is not acoustic or electric?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #613 on: 10-15-2005 01:00 »

A: yes the virtual reality guitar and the virtual virtual reality guitar.

Q: What do those ^ sound like?
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #614 on: 10-15-2005 11:18 »

A: Like regular guitars, only much more virtual.

Q: How do you tell the difference between a virtual guitar, and a virtual virtual guitar?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #615 on: 10-15-2005 12:03 »
« Last Edit on: 10-15-2005 12:03 »

A: A virtual virtual guitar only exists in the Matrix.

Q: What would Fry rather purchase: 500 lizards or a Z-ray eye?
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #616 on: 10-15-2005 12:21 »

A: Fry would rather purchase a Z-ray eye than 500 lizards - He's had bad experiences with Xmas gifts.

Q: If the electric snail is a stupid animal, and you're stupid, then which is the best? You, or the snail?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #617 on: 10-15-2005 15:17 »

A) me, because i'm still a human..

Q) what does the electric snail do?
scumbagsteve976

Bending Unit
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« Reply #618 on: 10-15-2005 15:31 »

A: beats the other normal snails in races

Q: Who builds electric snails?
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #619 on: 10-15-2005 15:35 »

A: Pirates riding Fire Sharks!

Q: Why didn't Nixon keep his body?
Professy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #620 on: 10-15-2005 19:00 »

A: Because he accidentally got breast implants

Q: How old is Zoidberg?
audioslave38

Bending Unit
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« Reply #621 on: 10-15-2005 21:36 »

A: He always lies about his age, but we do know that he is no longer a teenage heartthrob.

Q: What were the odds of the wheel landing on the Robot Devil in "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings"?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #622 on: 10-15-2005 22:47 »

A: 1/2000000

Q: How long will Beck's career in the 31st century last for?
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #623 on: 10-15-2005 22:51 »

A: About five minutes longer than it takes for those Robosexual pictures to come to light.

Q: How many native Martians does it take to change a light bulb?
Professy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #624 on: 10-15-2005 23:53 »

A: 10, one to change the light bulb and 9 special SWAT martians to make sure its not a threat to their society.

Q: Is the toothfairy still head of the FBI?
scumbagsteve976

Bending Unit
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« Reply #625 on: 10-16-2005 01:58 »

A: No, it left after it gave nixon bad intelligence.

Q: What new departments are there in the year 3000?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #626 on: 10-16-2005 03:26 »

A: Department of 'Party Down!'

Q: How many credit cards are there in the 31st century?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #627 on: 10-17-2005 03:34 »

A: They don't have any; fingerprint- and retina-scans all the way! (oh, and DNA identification)

Q: What would be the last thing Bender would steal on his deathbed?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #628 on: 10-17-2005 19:13 »

A. Fry's blanket.

Q. What would Fry do if Leela died?
Unknown

Starship Captain
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« Reply #629 on: 10-17-2005 19:37 »

A. Two words: Homicidal rampage.

Q. What would Leela do if Fry died?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #630 on: 10-17-2005 19:39 »
« Last Edit on: 10-17-2005 19:39 »

damn it! I missed it, though i'm still putting my answer.
A: He would kill himself, and then go to hell. He would then realize he is in Boy-hell which is much nicer tham girl-hell

A: she would marry hermes, fearing that she would die alone.

Q: what would happen if fry had no nose?
scumbagsteve976

Bending Unit
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« Reply #631 on: 10-17-2005 21:17 »

A: two words, homocidal rampage.

Q: How many HRs have there been, they seem to be common in the future.
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #632 on: 10-18-2005 08:19 »

A: Pi^417286 (Pi solves any equation ;D)

Q: What is the biggest 31st century Internet fad?

i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #633 on: 10-18-2005 17:52 »

A. Zero Gravity Chat Rooms.

Q. Has Fry been in a Zero Gravity Chat Room?
greeneyes

Crustacean
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« Reply #634 on: 10-18-2005 20:20 »

A. Yeah, right after he lifed the zero gravity weights.

Q. Zero Gravity Sex?
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #635 on: 10-18-2005 20:28 »

A: Zero Gravity Ejaculation? You need a third person to hold both participants tightly together.

Q: Zero Gravity Parachuting?  tongue
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #636 on: 10-19-2005 02:16 »

A: Zero Gravity Parachuting is just like underwater parachuting, just you don't have weights tied to you, and you don't end up killing yourself.

Q: Does NASA exsist in the 31st century?
Professy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #637 on: 10-19-2005 03:54 »

A: They merged with Malfunctioning Eddie's

Q: What happened to the dictionary in the 31st century?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #638 on: 10-19-2005 06:55 »

A. It merged with Malfuncting Eddie's.

Q. What else merged with Malfuncting Eddie's?
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #639 on: 10-19-2005 07:48 »

A: The insane asylum (he gets free visits)

Q: Where can you buy a bottle of Hibrau?
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