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i_c_weiner

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« Reply #560 on: 09-20-2005 18:55 »
« Last Edit on: 09-20-2005 18:55 »

A. Zombie Robot Monkey Mutant from Hell Libertarian Party.

Q. Who are some of the ZRMMfHLP members in the future?

Zombie Robot Monkey Mutant TotPD!!!
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #561 on: 09-22-2005 15:16 »

A. Curious George's head, and ALF.

Q. When will Matt Groening die and be put in a jar?
Philp_J_Fry

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« Reply #562 on: 09-22-2005 20:23 »

A. He's aleady in a jar though...

Q. When was he put in his jar?

I'm back! Yay! =)
wwe_fk

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« Reply #563 on: 09-22-2005 22:58 »

A: after he died.

Q: what degrees does the prof. have?
SORF

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« Reply #564 on: 09-23-2005 17:29 »

A: none, but he got some forged ones for a good bargain at a space Wal-Mart
Q:when will David S cohen be put in a jar?
Bones

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« Reply #565 on: 09-23-2005 18:06 »

A: He won't, he'll be put in a paupers grave

Q: Why don't you mind your business and get off my back?
Professy

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« Reply #566 on: 09-24-2005 07:38 »

A: You dont have a back, Your in a jar, so never

Q: Who developed the technology to keep heads in jars?
SORF

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« Reply #567 on: 09-24-2005 08:51 »

A: it says in a big peice of Garbage Ron Popeil, but it was really Abe Lincoin! DUN DUN DUN!
Q: who was the first to be put in a jar?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #568 on: 09-24-2005 16:53 »

A. Lucy Lui. She won Universe's Sexiest Head the next year.

Q. Has Lucy Lui done any movies since her escape from Kidnapster?
Fry1077

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« Reply #569 on: 09-24-2005 17:08 »

A: yeah, Lucy Lui Bot- The Movie.

Q: Will Lucy Lui ever get an artificial body?
SORF

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« Reply #570 on: 09-24-2005 17:35 »

A: no, her old one was holding her back
Q: why did it hold her back
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #571 on: 09-25-2005 12:43 »

A: During her movies her artificial breasts kept melting due to lighting.

Q: Why would the brains sing "American Pie"? what about Bohemian Rahpsody?
SORF

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« Reply #572 on: 09-25-2005 18:32 »

A: they're brains! they know he's an idiot
Q: who invented virtual-virtual skkeball?
Fry1077

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« Reply #573 on: 09-26-2005 01:56 »

A: The same person who created virtual virtual Wack-a-Mole.

Q: What super powers does Bender have.
Monty

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« Reply #574 on: 09-26-2005 07:18 »

A: He can stretch his arms.


Q: Does Bender have any REAL super powers?
SORF

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« Reply #575 on: 09-26-2005 19:45 »

A: only robo-cop-esque stuff
Q: does amy have any odd powers?

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i_c_weiner

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« Reply #576 on: 09-26-2005 20:12 »

A. Yes. She can pantamime, but she can't mime. The makeup makes here skin rash.

Q. What color makeup, other than white, makes Amy's skin rash?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #577 on: 09-26-2005 23:57 »

A. No colors, but her cuteness-reduction cream often makes her itch. So she opts not to use it.  tongue

Q. What is Flexo's self-destruct code?
Fry1077

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« Reply #578 on: 09-27-2005 00:06 »

A: It's something like 10a 20b 3- ::blows up::

Q: Whats Flexo's last name?
Dan1248

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« Reply #579 on: 09-27-2005 16:29 »

A: His full name is Flexo Flexing Rodriguez, (he was made in the same place as Bender).

Q: Which, if any, robots escaped from the Robot Insane Asylum through the holes Bender and Roberto made?
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« Reply #580 on: 09-30-2005 01:03 »

A. None. All of them were too crazy to even notice the hole.

Q. How old is Zoidberg?
LayZ341

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« Reply #581 on: 09-30-2005 01:14 »

A: Too old.
Q: What was the Professor's first invention?
Professy

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« Reply #582 on: 09-30-2005 02:34 »

A: The professors first invention was lavender scented bending unit.

Q: Why does Zoidberg wear sandals?


Da Da Da Da Do'hhhhhhh ~ McDonalds Remix
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #583 on: 09-30-2005 11:47 »

A: Hes to poor for shoes Doi! plus it makes him look like that pig from Biclops for two

Q: Im doing a script Anthology of Intrest III should bender be asking "What If we lived in the 16th centurary?" Or "What If I was like Henery the VIII?" and should it be done or not?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #584 on: 10-01-2005 01:51 »

A. Meh, both suck. I'd go with "What if all of us lived in the 20th Century?"

Q. What happened to Jesus after his 2nd coming in the 23rd century?
Fry1077

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« Reply #585 on: 10-01-2005 02:15 »

A: All video tapes were distroyed, which lead to a killing spree lead by the owner of Blockbuster

Q: How many people were killed in said spree?
SORF

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« Reply #586 on: 10-01-2005 17:11 »

A: over 99 billion served!
Q: when did fry lose his virginity?
audioslave38

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« Reply #587 on: 10-04-2005 17:46 »

A: He got an earlier start than most... lost it before he was born when he did the nasty in the pasty!

Q: How are the Nibblonians so damn cute?
CrapBag

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« Reply #588 on: 10-05-2005 14:31 »

A: because they have been around many millions of years. and have evolved to be the most cutest thing in the universe.

Q: What does the space pope do??
scumbagsteve976

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« Reply #589 on: 10-05-2005 17:06 »

A: To make sure his stamp of approval is on every robot-human dating video.

Q: Who elects the space pope?
Professy

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« Reply #590 on: 10-05-2005 17:54 »
« Last Edit on: 10-05-2005 17:54 »

A: The robot space pope

Q: Who built the robot space pope?
audioslave38

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« Reply #591 on: 10-05-2005 19:34 »

A: Zombie Jesus

Q: How many cans of Slurm did Fry drink when trying to find the winning bottle cap?
CrapBag

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« Reply #592 on: 10-05-2005 19:43 »

A: a gillion

Q: where did fry "go" to college (he didnt really go)
PumaGirl

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« Reply #593 on: 10-06-2005 02:58 »

A. On the planet Mars, College of 20th century drop-outs

Q. If Fry was to make lots money, how would he do it?
SORF

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« Reply #594 on: 10-06-2005 18:26 »

A: work with Bender
Q: where will Rupert Murdoch be in the future?
audioslave38

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« Reply #595 on: 10-07-2005 22:35 »

A: Doing back-up vocals for the Beastie Boys

Q: What would Zoidberg do if he became a millionaire?
SORF

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« Reply #596 on: 10-08-2005 10:07 »

A: burn it all on art
Q: what would Bender do?

FREEZE! Superfly agent of the F.S.B!

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SpaceCase

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« Reply #597 on: 10-08-2005 10:27 »

A: Burn it all of booze, hooker-bots and Zuban cigars.
Q: What would Leela do if she was a millionaire?
audioslave38

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« Reply #598 on: 10-08-2005 13:00 »

A: Spend it all trying to protect endangered animals.

Q: How old do you have to be to rent ultra-porn?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #599 on: 10-08-2005 13:06 »

A. You have to look like you're 21 or older and have to be younger than 145. 21 or older because the thing that is ultra-porn is too ultra for anyone under 21, and younger than 145 because ultra-porn is too ultra for a 146 year old's body.

Q. What would Amy do with a million dollars?
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