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SORF

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« Reply #520 on: 09-10-2005 18:00 »

A: yes, they are people!!!!!
Q: how was benders cousin a commadore?
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« Reply #521 on: 09-10-2005 18:00 »
« Last Edit on: 09-10-2005 18:00 »

A. A relative married into the family.

Q. How did Leela meet her ex-boyfriend, Sean?
SORF

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« Reply #522 on: 09-10-2005 19:57 »

A: in an orgy
Q: where did Hermes go to college

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« Reply #523 on: 09-10-2005 23:44 »

A: Limbo State in Jamaica

Q: How many bending units does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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« Reply #524 on: 09-11-2005 00:18 »

A: None, they'd just make a "Bulb-Bot' do it.

Q: How did Hermes propose to LaBarbra?
SORF

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« Reply #525 on: 09-11-2005 10:19 »

A: in standard romantic intention form a
Q: what?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #526 on: 09-11-2005 10:24 »

A:I Dunno.

Q:Is there a universe full of comic freaks? if so what number?
Dan1248

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« Reply #527 on: 09-11-2005 11:33 »

A: Yes, the Geek E Galaxy, from Futurama Comics #3

Q: How many TV channels are there in Futurama?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #528 on: 09-11-2005 12:22 »

A:40,000 but 150 have something good on. Plus The Scary Door Channel is avalable

Q:What is the famous choclate bar in the future?
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« Reply #529 on: 09-11-2005 13:30 »

A. The "famous choclate bar" in the future is Carp Filled Soylent Choclate Bars. They bring the sea into you!

Q. Who on the PE Crew likes Carp Filled Soylent Choclate Bars the most?
SORF

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« Reply #530 on: 09-11-2005 17:59 »

A: ZOIDBERG!
Q: what food doesn't zoidy like?

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« Reply #531 on: 09-11-2005 18:51 »
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A: Canned Peas

Q: Does Zoidberg like to eat Dolphins
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« Reply #532 on: 09-11-2005 18:55 »

A. No. Too much dorsal fin.

Q. What about sharks?
SORF

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« Reply #533 on: 09-11-2005 20:43 »

A: is uncle larry was a shark...so yes.
Q: when will earth become 1 nation?

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« Reply #534 on: 09-12-2005 01:06 »

A: Right before the 2nd coming of Jesus

Q: Would Fry ever sell his body to science?
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« Reply #535 on: 09-12-2005 01:21 »

A. Only if he can become the 6 Million dollar man.

Q. How old was Professor Farnsworth when he left Mom Corp?
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« Reply #536 on: 09-12-2005 01:34 »

A. Old, real old

Q. Why is Fry still alive?
PumaGirl

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« Reply #537 on: 09-12-2005 02:40 »

A. Sheer luck!

Q. How many parallel universes are there?
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« Reply #538 on: 09-12-2005 02:46 »

A: Oh you know, just the two (go cowboy universe!). Those other universi (hehe) in The Farnsworth Parabox was due to a major trip they all had after Zoidberg shared what he had found in the dumpster with everyone else.  laff

Q: Where did the parasites go after leaving Fry's body?
Fry1077

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« Reply #539 on: 09-12-2005 02:50 »
« Last Edit on: 09-12-2005 02:50 »

too late though I am still posting my answer to Pumagirl's question

A: 2, Universe 1 and Universe 2 just in universe 2 there is also Universe 2a and in Universe 2a there is Universe 2b, etc. 1 universe has a parallel universe and that universe has a parallel universe, though the parallel universe's parallel universe is not like the first universe at all, thats why it is unique


A: They went to Zoidbergs body.

Q: Has bender ever had a virus
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« Reply #540 on: 09-12-2005 07:16 »
« Last Edit on: 09-12-2005 07:16 »

A: No. That is just a sub-urban legend

Q:How long are phone numbers in the 31st century?
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« Reply #541 on: 09-12-2005 13:23 »

A. 25 digits.

Q. Who will become NNY's mayor after Poopenmeyer?
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« Reply #542 on: 09-12-2005 16:27 »

A: mayor Peepencilgoverner

Q: Who does Fry's girlfriend hook up with in "The Cryonic Woman"?
SORF

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« Reply #543 on: 09-12-2005 19:20 »

A: it looks exactly like the guy i space pilot 3000 (person with her in taxi)
Q: why is tv not updated?
Dan1248

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« Reply #544 on: 09-17-2005 12:43 »

A - Because the updated TV's blew up when you switched them on

Q - Did Fry win those parachute pants without his clover?
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« Reply #545 on: 09-17-2005 12:58 »

A. No. He found them in a gutter with MC Hammer's pants and Flava Flav's clock necklace.

Q. Where is Flava Flav's clock necklace in the future?
Dan1248

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« Reply #546 on: 09-17-2005 13:03 »

A - In the Clock museum, next to Hitler's watch.

Q - Is there a difference between dogs from our time and the year 3000?
Sith Bender

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« Reply #547 on: 09-17-2005 13:16 »

A - no but they can fly, so i suppose yes!

Q - why did panoochis pizza close?
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« Reply #548 on: 09-17-2005 13:19 »

A - Because old Panucci was too old

Q - What year will cop's whacking sticks be replaced by lightsabers?
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« Reply #549 on: 09-17-2005 13:28 »

A - whenever george lucas lets the police have them!

Q - why do robots like tiny apartments
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« Reply #550 on: 09-17-2005 14:34 »

A - Because they are cosy

Q - Why won't Lennard Nemoy do the hand thing?
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« Reply #551 on: 09-17-2005 14:49 »

A: he has arthritis

Q: Does Fry go to Slurms McKenzie's funeral?
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« Reply #552 on: 09-17-2005 15:51 »
« Last Edit on: 09-17-2005 15:51 »

A: Yes, because he thought there would be free Slurm

Q: What's Frys I.Q.?
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« Reply #553 on: 09-17-2005 15:55 »

A: 99

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« Reply #554 on: 09-17-2005 16:10 »

A: Fry's IQ is your momma

Q: How come Bender can control any part of his body even when there are no mechanics in it and it's detatched - Does Bender even have circuits?
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« Reply #555 on: 09-18-2005 09:23 »

A. Because Bender is great and was made that way. Even you questioning his greatness makes you uncool.

Q. Will Mom and Farnsworth ever hook back up? If so, how?
Fry1077

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« Reply #556 on: 09-19-2005 22:59 »

A: Yes they will hook up, to an iv.

Q: Will Zoidberg ever find true love?
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« Reply #557 on: 09-20-2005 07:22 »

A) yes. a black hole

Q) why is leela's hair violet?
PumaGirl

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« Reply #558 on: 09-20-2005 09:24 »

A: Because she flipped a coin and it came out heads

Q: If Zoidberg and the black hole mate, what species will the offspring be?
SORF

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« Reply #559 on: 09-20-2005 18:34 »

A: a star that just couldn't collapse...
Q: if a elephant is a republican and a donky is a demacrat what is a libertarian monkey zombie robot mutant from hell?

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