The Smart Assiest Questions Yet!

[Reply #520 on:]

A: yes, they are people!!!!!
Q: how was benders cousin a commadore?

[Reply #521 on:]

A. A relative married into the family.

Q. How did Leela meet her ex-boyfriend, Sean?

[Reply #522 on:]

A: in an orgy
Q: where did Hermes go to college

[Reply #523 on:]

A: Limbo State in Jamaica

Q: How many bending units does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Reply #524 on:]

A: None, they'd just make a "Bulb-Bot' do it.

Q: How did Hermes propose to LaBarbra?

[Reply #525 on:]

A: in standard romantic intention form a
Q: what?

[Reply #526 on:]

A:I Dunno.

Q:Is there a universe full of comic freaks? if so what number?

[Reply #527 on:]

A: Yes, the Geek E Galaxy, from Futurama Comics #3

Q: How many TV channels are there in Futurama?

[Reply #528 on:]

A:40,000 but 150 have something good on. Plus The Scary Door Channel is avalable

Q:What is the famous choclate bar in the future?

[Reply #529 on:]

A. The "famous choclate bar" in the future is Carp Filled Soylent Choclate Bars. They bring the sea into you!

Q. Who on the PE Crew likes Carp Filled Soylent Choclate Bars the most?

[Reply #530 on:]

A: ZOIDBERG!
Q: what food doesn't zoidy like?

[Reply #531 on:]

A: Canned Peas

Q: Does Zoidberg like to eat Dolphins

[Reply #532 on:]

A. No. Too much dorsal fin.

Q. What about sharks?

[Reply #533 on:]

A: is uncle larry was a shark...so yes.
Q: when will earth become 1 nation?

[Reply #534 on:]

A: Right before the 2nd coming of Jesus

Q: Would Fry ever sell his body to science?

[Reply #535 on:]

A. Only if he can become the 6 Million dollar man.

Q. How old was Professor Farnsworth when he left Mom Corp?

[Reply #536 on:]

A. Old, real old

Q. Why is Fry still alive?

[Reply #537 on:]

A. Sheer luck!

Q. How many parallel universes are there?

[Reply #538 on:]

A: Oh you know, just the two (go cowboy universe!). Those other universi (hehe) in The Farnsworth Parabox was due to a major trip they all had after Zoidberg shared what he had found in the dumpster with everyone else. 

Q: Where did the parasites go after leaving Fry's body?

[Reply #539 on:]

too late though I am still posting my answer to Pumagirl's question

A: 2, Universe 1 and Universe 2 just in universe 2 there is also Universe 2a and in Universe 2a there is Universe 2b, etc. 1 universe has a parallel universe and that universe has a parallel universe, though the parallel universe's parallel universe is not like the first universe at all, thats why it is unique

A: They went to Zoidbergs body.

Q: Has bender ever had a virus

[Reply #540 on:]

A: No. That is just a sub-urban legend

Q:How long are phone numbers in the 31st century?

[Reply #541 on:]

A. 25 digits.

Q. Who will become NNY's mayor after Poopenmeyer?

[Reply #542 on:]

A: mayor Peepencilgoverner

Q: Who does Fry's girlfriend hook up with in "The Cryonic Woman"?

[Reply #543 on:]

A: it looks exactly like the guy i space pilot 3000 (person with her in taxi)
Q: why is tv not updated?

[Reply #544 on:]

A - Because the updated TV's blew up when you switched them on

Q - Did Fry win those parachute pants without his clover?

[Reply #545 on:]

A. No. He found them in a gutter with MC Hammer's pants and Flava Flav's clock necklace.

Q. Where is Flava Flav's clock necklace in the future?

[Reply #546 on:]

A - In the Clock museum, next to Hitler's watch.

Q - Is there a difference between dogs from our time and the year 3000?

[Reply #547 on:]

A - no but they can fly, so i suppose yes!

Q - why did panoochis pizza close?

[Reply #548 on:]

A - Because old Panucci was too old

Q - What year will cop's whacking sticks be replaced by lightsabers?

[Reply #549 on:]

A - whenever george lucas lets the police have them!

Q - why do robots like tiny apartments

[Reply #550 on:]

A - Because they are cosy

Q - Why won't Lennard Nemoy do the hand thing?

[Reply #551 on:]

A: he has arthritis

Q: Does Fry go to Slurms McKenzie's funeral?

[Reply #552 on:]

A: Yes, because he thought there would be free Slurm

Q: What's Frys I.Q.?

[Reply #553 on:]

A: 99

Q: *sicks finger in death clock*....*death cock reads ..."now"* ... "WHAAAATHAETEFEDASRFBHFED(got electrocuted by death clock) last words where someone wlse answer fry1077's question....

[Reply #554 on:]

A: Fry's IQ is your momma

Q: How come Bender can control any part of his body even when there are no mechanics in it and it's detatched - Does Bender even have circuits?

[Reply #555 on:]

A. Because Bender is great and was made that way. Even you questioning his greatness makes you uncool.

Q. Will Mom and Farnsworth ever hook back up? If so, how?

[Reply #556 on:]

A: Yes they will hook up, to an iv.

Q: Will Zoidberg ever find true love?

[Reply #557 on:]

A) yes. a black hole

Q) why is leela's hair violet?

[Reply #558 on:]

A: Because she flipped a coin and it came out heads

Q: If Zoidberg and the black hole mate, what species will the offspring be?

[Reply #559 on:]

A: a star that just couldn't collapse...
Q: if a elephant is a republican and a donky is a demacrat what is a libertarian monkey zombie robot mutant from hell?