The Smart Assiest Questions Yet!

[Reply #40 on:]

 

Originally posted by SORF:
Q: would Scruffy beat Amy in a presidential race?

A. Of course, he's a man.

*gets beaten by every woman on PEEL*

Q. What is Bender's favorite brand of cigars?

[Reply #41 on:]

A: zubans cause Castro was his uncle's friend
Q: why do you suck

[Reply #42 on:]

Haha. And this is coming from you?

[Reply #43 on:]

sorry sir! (salutes)
any way...
whos killbots are better farnsworth or wernstrom?

[Reply #44 on:]

A: Housewives prefer Farnsworth's Killbots. And those housewives can be very dangerous... I hope that answers your question, small ball of impotent tumbleweed.

Q: What would happen if every PEELer guest starred in an episode of Futurama?

[Reply #45 on:]

A. The episode would be the same length as any episode. They'd squeeze all our words into a second at the end that sounds like a chipmunk. And they'd put all our names in super small text.

Q. What will happen to George W. Bush in the future?

[Reply #46 on:]

A: He'll be working in an ice cream store.

Q: What will happen to matt groening in the future?

[Reply #47 on:]

A: He'll be a billionair and own the world!

Q: What will happen to Ireland in the Future?

[Reply #48 on:]

A: They Go to the end of the rainbow galaxy

Q: Where will dr. bender nye in the future?
(Probley still wearing the same jacket)

[Reply #49 on:]

A: Heads in jars don't NEED jackets!

Q: What did Scruffy serve time in prison for?

[Reply #50 on:]

A: He was caught having fun, instead of being his ususal, slow self.

Q: Why does Scruffy have such a big mustache?

[Reply #51 on:]

A. He has "Cold Upper Lip Disorder". He could not survive without the "stache".

Q. What is Zoidberg's favorite color?

[Reply #52 on:]

A.blue, the colour of his sandels

Q.what medical school did Zoidberg attend?

[Reply #53 on:]

A: Red Lobster Medical School

Q: What is Amy's major?

[Reply #54 on:]

A. Cuteology, with a minor in Quantum Physics.

Q. What was Leela's major?

[Reply #55 on:]

A. Advanced Kung Foo.

Q. What was Hermes' major?

[Reply #56 on:]

A: How To Be Annoying 101

Q: What was Hermes' minor?

[Reply #57 on:]

A: Hating red lobsters

Q: How much Slurm does Fry drink a day?

[Reply #58 on:]

A: 3 Family packs, or 1 Queen's diarrheaic-episode's-worth, depends how you're measuring.

Q: What was the name of Farnsworth's first doomsday device to get a patent?

[Reply #59 on:]

A: Project X.

Q: What does Leela do in her spare time?

[Reply #60 on:]

A. She watches anime', reads and writes shippy Inuyasha/Kagome fanfic.

Q. What other imaginary Planet Express employees (a la Katrina and Zanthor) does the Professor think exist?

[Reply #61 on:]

A. Lil' Professey, his lifelong imaginary friend, Xeenena, a warrior woman that's a softy at heart, and Hannibal, a man much like Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs.

Q. What adventures have the Professor and Lil' Professey had?

[Reply #62 on:]

A: They  explored the amazingly barren wasteland that is the inside of my skull.

Q: Why is the inside of my skull a barren wasteland?

[Reply #63 on:]

A. Because you waste time on a computer on an online message board for an animated sitcom that's been in hiatus for three years.

Q. What's Fry's favorite animated show of the future?

[Reply #64 on:]

A. The Saturday morning animated "All My Circuits in Hyperspace."

Q. Why does the "What If" Machine think Leela is so evil?

[Reply #65 on:]

A. Because she just is! Have you seen those boots?

Q. Why did Leela's Career Chip say she was best to work at The Cryogenics Lab?

[Reply #66 on:]

A. Because she has one eye and the Career Chip Overlord thought it would be funny to have a cyclops greet people coming from the past.

Q. Why was Terry chosen for his position?

[Reply #67 on:]

A. He has a powerful vocal presence.

Q. Why was Leela's boss chosen for his position?

[Reply #68 on:]

A. The accent.

Q. How did Bender become bad?

[Reply #69 on:]

A. His mind was warped by the Internet.

Q. What kind of music does Bender listen to?

[Reply #70 on:]

A. Heavy metal!

Q. How does Zoidberg keep his lab coat clean when he lives in the dumpster?

[Reply #71 on:]

 

Originally posted by IDIOTSVILLE:
Q: Where will dr. bender nye in the future?
(Probley still wearing the same jacket)

Nice to know someone thinks something of me but i dunno that answer.
 
 

Originally posted by Shiny:
Q. How does Zoidberg keep his lab coat clean when he lives in the dumpster?

A: The Proffeser owns an automatic cleaner that works wonders in 1 1/2 minutes

Q: What punishment would you get if you were done for explosives found out that there yours?

[Reply #72 on:]

A. You'd probally get a few years in jail, but, because of your grammatical errors, your time in jail would probally be shortened.

Q. Does Leela have a brother?

[Reply #73 on:]

A. No.

Q. What is Yancy's grandson's name? (i.e. Philip Fry II's son)

[Reply #74 on:]

A: Clover. That's right, it weren't no "son".

Q: What ever happened to the Grunka Lunkas?

[Reply #75 on:]

A: They fell in Slurm and died.

Q: What is the best job in the future?
celabrate 75 post with the next post

[Reply #76 on:]

A. Chairman of the federal sex bureau.

Q. Who is the chairman of the FSB?

[Reply #77 on:]

A: Zapp Brannigan (duh...)

Q: How does one cure sexlexia? (A chief concern for those at the FSB.)

[Reply #78 on:]

A: Send the patient to the planet Amazonia and have  him Snu-Snued to near death. (Sexlexia is more common in men than women)

Q: How would you cure a woman (or Homosexual Man)with sexlexia?

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A: death is the only sure way. ;-)

Q: what did the what if machine say about leela's home world?