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Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #40 on: 06-29-2005 21:46 »
« Last Edit on: 06-29-2005 21:46 »

 
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Originally posted by SORF:
Q: would Scruffy beat Amy in a presidential race?

A. Of course, he's a man.

*gets beaten by every woman on PEEL*

Q. What is Bender's favorite brand of cigars?
SORF

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« Reply #41 on: 06-29-2005 21:48 »

A: zubans cause Castro was his uncle's friend
Q: why do you suck
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #42 on: 06-29-2005 21:50 »

Haha. And this is coming from you?
SORF

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« Reply #43 on: 06-29-2005 21:51 »
« Last Edit on: 06-29-2005 21:51 »

sorry sir! (salutes)
any way...
whos killbots are better farnsworth or wernstrom?
Krokei

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« Reply #44 on: 06-30-2005 12:14 »

A: Housewives prefer Farnsworth's Killbots. And those housewives can be very dangerous... I hope that answers your question, small ball of impotent tumbleweed.

Q: What would happen if every PEELer guest starred in an episode of Futurama?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #45 on: 06-30-2005 12:25 »

A. The episode would be the same length as any episode. They'd squeeze all our words into a second at the end that sounds like a chipmunk. And they'd put all our names in super small text.

Q. What will happen to George W. Bush in the future?
IDIOTSVILLE

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« Reply #46 on: 06-30-2005 13:18 »

A: He'll be working in an ice cream store.

Q: What will happen to matt groening in the future?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #47 on: 06-30-2005 13:22 »

A: He'll be a billionair and own the world!

Q: What will happen to Ireland in the Future?
IDIOTSVILLE

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« Reply #48 on: 06-30-2005 13:38 »

A: They Go to the end of the rainbow galaxy

Q: Where will dr. bender nye in the future?
(Probley still wearing the same jacket)
Shiny

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« Reply #49 on: 07-01-2005 00:01 »

A: Heads in jars don't NEED jackets!

Q: What did Scruffy serve time in prison for?

Eyedol7513

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« Reply #50 on: 07-01-2005 00:09 »

A: He was caught having fun, instead of being his ususal, slow self.

Q: Why does Scruffy have such a big mustache?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #51 on: 07-01-2005 00:23 »

A. He has "Cold Upper Lip Disorder". He could not survive without the "stache".

Q. What is Zoidberg's favorite color?
beige alert

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« Reply #52 on: 07-01-2005 01:12 »

A.blue, the colour of his sandels

Q.what medical school did Zoidberg attend?
LayZ341

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« Reply #53 on: 07-01-2005 23:07 »

A: Red Lobster Medical School

Q: What is Amy's major?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #54 on: 07-01-2005 23:32 »

A. Cuteology, with a minor in Quantum Physics.

Q. What was Leela's major?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #55 on: 07-02-2005 01:02 »

A. Advanced Kung Foo.

Q. What was Hermes' major?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #56 on: 07-02-2005 02:03 »

A: How To Be Annoying 101

Q: What was Hermes' minor?
RS 2thou

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« Reply #57 on: 07-02-2005 07:31 »

A: Hating red lobsters

Q: How much Slurm does Fry drink a day?
Marcus
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« Reply #58 on: 07-02-2005 07:59 »

A: 3 Family packs, or 1 Queen's diarrheaic-episode's-worth, depends how you're measuring.

Q: What was the name of Farnsworth's first doomsday device to get a patent?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #59 on: 07-02-2005 21:57 »

A: Project X.

Q: What does Leela do in her spare time?
Shiny

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« Reply #60 on: 07-02-2005 22:15 »

A. She watches anime', reads and writes shippy Inuyasha/Kagome fanfic.

Q. What other imaginary Planet Express employees (a la Katrina and Zanthor) does the Professor think exist?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #61 on: 07-02-2005 22:30 »

A. Lil' Professey, his lifelong imaginary friend, Xeenena, a warrior woman that's a softy at heart, and Hannibal, a man much like Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs.

Q. What adventures have the Professor and Lil' Professey had?
doomtousall

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« Reply #62 on: 07-03-2005 18:51 »

A: They  explored the amazingly barren wasteland that is the inside of my skull.

Q: Why is the inside of my skull a barren wasteland?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #63 on: 07-03-2005 22:16 »

A. Because you waste time on a computer on an online message board for an animated sitcom that's been in hiatus for three years.

Q. What's Fry's favorite animated show of the future?
Shiny

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« Reply #64 on: 07-03-2005 23:54 »

A. The Saturday morning animated "All My Circuits in Hyperspace."

Q. Why does the "What If" Machine think Leela is so evil?
JDB

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« Reply #65 on: 07-03-2005 23:54 »
« Last Edit on: 07-03-2005 23:54 »

A. Because she just is! Have you seen those boots?

Q. Why did Leela's Career Chip say she was best to work at The Cryogenics Lab?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #66 on: 07-03-2005 23:55 »
« Last Edit on: 07-03-2005 23:55 »

A. Because she has one eye and the Career Chip Overlord thought it would be funny to have a cyclops greet people coming from the past.

Q. Why was Terry chosen for his position?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #67 on: 07-04-2005 00:39 »

A. He has a powerful vocal presence.

Q. Why was Leela's boss chosen for his position?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #68 on: 07-04-2005 13:03 »

A. The accent.

Q. How did Bender become bad?
Shippy Mandy

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« Reply #69 on: 07-04-2005 14:34 »

A. His mind was warped by the Internet.

Q. What kind of music does Bender listen to?
Shiny

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« Reply #70 on: 07-04-2005 14:35 »
« Last Edit on: 07-04-2005 14:35 »

A. Heavy metal!

Q. How does Zoidberg keep his lab coat clean when he lives in the dumpster?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #71 on: 07-04-2005 15:04 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by IDIOTSVILLE:
Q: Where will dr. bender nye in the future?
(Probley still wearing the same jacket)

Nice to know someone thinks something of me but i dunno that answer.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Shiny:
Q. How does Zoidberg keep his lab coat clean when he lives in the dumpster?

A: The Proffeser owns an automatic cleaner that works wonders in 1 1/2 minutes

Q: What punishment would you get if you were done for explosives found out that there yours?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #72 on: 07-04-2005 17:36 »

A. You'd probally get a few years in jail, but, because of your grammatical errors, your time in jail would probally be shortened.

Q. Does Leela have a brother?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #73 on: 07-04-2005 18:17 »

A. No.

Q. What is Yancy's grandson's name? (i.e. Philip Fry II's son)
Krokei

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« Reply #74 on: 07-05-2005 12:13 »

A: Clover. That's right, it weren't no "son".

Q: What ever happened to the Grunka Lunkas?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #75 on: 07-05-2005 13:25 »
« Last Edit on: 07-05-2005 13:25 »

A: They fell in Slurm and died.

Q: What is the best job in the future?
celabrate 75 post with the next post
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #76 on: 07-05-2005 17:33 »

A. Chairman of the federal sex bureau.

Q. Who is the chairman of the FSB?
Gorky

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« Reply #77 on: 07-05-2005 18:34 »

A: Zapp Brannigan (duh...)

Q: How does one cure sexlexia? (A chief concern for those at the FSB.)
LayZ341

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« Reply #78 on: 07-05-2005 18:44 »

A: Send the patient to the planet Amazonia and have  him Snu-Snued to near death. (Sexlexia is more common in men than women)

Q: How would you cure a woman (or Homosexual Man)with sexlexia?
sriontoc

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« Reply #79 on: 07-05-2005 19:53 »

A: death is the only sure way. ;-)

Q: what did the what if machine say about leela's home world?
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