The Smart Assiest Questions Yet!

[Reply #360 on:]

 

Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
What would my Freind JDB (If we are i dunno)

Yeah, we're friends, I told you that. 

A: Everybody Loves Hypnotoad, after it took over Calculons mind and told him to retire.

Q: Who is Fry's Least Favourite Actor and Why?

TOTPD!!!!

[Reply #361 on:]

awwwww thanks bud. Id give you a beer but i drunk and had my hangover with them.

Anyway:A:He hates the human acor of the future known as Tom Yaker cause he always got his woman in his movies but he thought he was gay.

Q: Would you say that it would be a good idea for a "Futurama-South Park Crossover Thing" or not?

[Reply #362 on:]

A. No. The delicate balance of forces will collide and create a cerebral brainwarp thingamajigger and stuff. See? Just thinking about it caused my mind to melt.

Q. Why is the Planet Express ship green?

[Reply #363 on:]

A: They ran out of purple and Brown wasnt a good idea plus Proffeser masturebates any thing green.

Q: What would Fry masterbait if he did?

[Reply #364 on:]

A. Please restate your question, I don't know what to correct first.

Q. What was Professor Farnsworth's major in college?

[Reply #365 on:]

A: Professoring
Q: What was Leela's major in college

[Reply #366 on:]

A: Assigning newly un-frozen people jobs.

Q: Why do the people in the future design insane and gangster robots?

[Reply #367 on:]

A. The rest of Earth's italian stereotypes died out, so replacements were needed.

Q. What is Fry's favorite Simpsons Character?

[Reply #368 on:]

A:Moleman


Q:who is Fry's favourite family guy character

[Reply #369 on:]

A: He doesn't watch it. It's too sophisticated for Fry's mind to comprehend. ( )

Q: Who is Bender's favorite Family Guy character (you see what I did there?)

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A- He's never heard of Family Guy, seeing as it was cancelled in the year 2500, and reruns were only popular for the next 300 years, by the time Bender was made knowledge of the television show Family Guy was uncommon and also Bender doesn't know much about the history of tv.

Q- who is Lrrr's favourite Family Guy character?

[Reply #371 on:]

A- Puny Human Quagmire, his sexual deviancies were as amusing as single female lawyers.

Q- what sort of prejudices do robots hold against other robots. (Does robot racism exist?)

[Reply #372 on:]

Holy Crap!  Sal is alive?!

A:  Fem-bots in the working world.  There's always a glass ceiling. Granted, any robot could shatter a pane of glass, and regardless, any robots standing on said glass would invariably fall through due to their weight thus creating an accessible hole… but unfortunately the alleged ceiling is metaphorical.

Q:  What ever happened to Bender's turtle after CotH?

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A. It swam into the ocean and got eaten by a shark.

Q. Who is Leela's favorite Beatle?

[edit]Whoa, what the hell is Sal doing back?![/edit]

[Reply #374 on:]

A. Whoever the 5th beatle was....All I know is that he was black. (and played a horn of some type...)

Q. Is Slurm highly addictive or is Addictive highly slurm?

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A. Slurm's highly addictive, though Addictive does use some Slurm, but not as much as the cocaine in it.

Q. What is the name of said 5th Beatle?

[Reply #376 on:]

A. Clarence! he was played by Eddie Murphy on Saturday night Live! I love the internet.

Q. Is bender gay? see cryonic woman. some remark to the probeulator...

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A. No, Bender is streight, painfully so.

Q. Is Dr. Zoidburg gay? That is what well all need to know.

[Reply #378 on:]

A. No, he swam into the porno theatre in the internet episode.

Q. What was the eighties guy's name? and also how does this thread work?

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A. *The rules to the thread, in short:
-Answer question in a smart ass way.
-Make a new question.
-Repeat.
Ex.- JBERGES asked "Q: What ever happened to Bender's turtle after CotH?"
Nasty Pasty answered "A. It swam into the ocean and got eaten by a shark." and then made the new question "Q. Who is Leela's favorite Beatle?"

*For a real answer, That Guy's real name is Steve Castle.

Q. What's Fry's birthday?

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A: July 14 1975. Its on the DVD extra,Space Piolet 3000 Storyboard.

Q: Which song will be popular in the Future?

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Originally posted by the scary door:
A. Clarence! he was played by Eddie Murphy on Saturday night Live! I love the internet.

WRONG! Stu Sutcliffe, John's friend from art college was the fifth Beatle! YOU LOSE!!!!   

anywho...

Answer to Nye's question: Rhapsody in Blue.

Question: What is Fry's favorite Beach Boys song?

[Reply #382 on:]

A: Good Vibrations
Q: whats fry's shoe size?

[Reply #383 on:]

A: size 6 (UK)
Q: How many women (or similar) did Fry have sexual relations with?

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Does the radiator women from that radiator planet count?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say 7.

Q: How much per month does an apartment on the sun cost in the year 3001?

[Reply #385 on:]

A: Million Billion Thousand Dollars

Q: What year did aliens stop using human horn?

[Reply #386 on:]

A. 3058.

Q. Which Planet Express Employee likes "Glagnar's Human Rinds" the best?

[Reply #387 on:]

A: Scruffy, of course.


Q: What is "Molten Boron" used for?

[Reply #388 on:]

A. A substitute for glue.

Q. What do they make glue out of in the future?

[Reply #389 on:]

A: The stuff that comes from a spider's behind

Q: Whos behind does toothpaste come from?

[Reply #390 on:]

A: Shitta the Hutt's
Q: How many "Now That's Music!" CDs exist in the year 3000?

[Reply #391 on:]

A: With about 6 coming at every year... about 6,020.

Q: Exactly how big is "The Forbidden Zone" ?

[Reply #392 on:]

A: Not Very

Q: What other names for the company did the professor consider before choosing Planet Express?

[Reply #393 on:]

A: The Super Duper Big Box Delivering Place Thingy and Devileries 'R' Us

Q: In the year 3000 how many people have been Space Pope?

[Reply #394 on:]

A:3

Q:Who would win in in a fight fry or yancy?

[Reply #395 on:]

A. Yancy, he's the reason Fry's got a nickel up his nose.

Q. Who founded Taco Bellview Hospital?

[Reply #396 on:]

A:A horse with no name


Q:what year did the poodle go extinct

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A: 2256 it gone the way with the pine tree.

Q: When was the first holophoner made?   

[Reply #398 on:]

A. 2798.

Q. Where did Bender get his "lucky" (X-ray) Shades from?

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A: Got it of a lucky blind guy while his lucky seeing eye dog was peeing in a field full of lucky 7-leaf clovers

Q: Did Leela's ex-boss ever get that tapeworm checked out?