Nasty Pasty
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« Reply #200 on: 07-12-2005 14:51 »
« Last Edit on: 07-12-2005 14:51 »
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Originally posted by dr.bender nye: Q: Is Africa still gonna be poor? A. No. In the year 2605, aliens will visit the poverty-stricken continent and offer them a chance evolve to a high state of existance. They accept and have since become the stars in the night sky. Q. Where did Scruffy get his $300 haircut?
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i_c_weiner
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A. He became a reggae star. His toe was infected after stubbing it during a concert. He was advised to get his toe amputated, but he refused because of the Rastafarian beliefs. His head was put into a jar and he is currently in the Rock and Roll Wing of the Head Museum of NNYC. He sits next to Elvis to the right, Bob Marley to his left, Ziggy Marley below, and Cobain above. He has a rivalary with Cobain because his flannel shirt goes over Dwight's head.
Q. What happens to Cubert?
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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A. 160lbs.
Q. How old is Zoidberg?
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Nasty Pasty
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A. 32.
Q. Where did Beck and his band play after the Bend Aid concert?
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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A. A string, a yo-yo, some lint, oh, and $500 dollars each, but the real steal was the yo-yo, since it glows in the dark.
Q. What happens to Ozzy?
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Nasty Pasty
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A. He becomes a christian missionary, and later a monk. He dies in alone in a church he built high in the Rocky Mountains.
Q. What would happen if Fry was turned into a robot, through the process of "Reverse Reverse Fossilization"?
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
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A: That really filthy one. You know the one I mean.
Q: Can neutrals love & how?
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MiZuNo
Poppler
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A: Yes, he left Ami and married Brannigan instead because he's such a masochist.
Q: Will any of Zoidberg's patients sue him?
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MiZuNo
Poppler
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A: He's a stripper in a club called "Fresh Meat" at Omicron Persei 8
Q: What happened to the martian native indians?
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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A (well, technically, another question, but...): Is the Space Pope reptilian?
Q: If Fry could be any type of vegetable, what would he be?
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Bendin´ It
Crustacean
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A: Blowing up DOOP headquarters.
Q: When will Fry and Leela have a kid?
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Shiny
Professor
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A:You are secretly separated-at-birth, long-lost twins.
Q:Which of you is the evil twin?
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Nasty Pasty
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A. No. Q. What is Kif's middle name?
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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A. Houdini.
Q. Why'd his parents name him Kif Houdini Kroker?
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