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dr.bender nye

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« Reply #120 on: 07-08-2005 02:14 »

A: Well he had to rent-a-ship and kept away from Leela.HA just kidding abut the Leela part.

Q: Dose Zapp deserve Leela(what a dumb question)?
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #121 on: 07-08-2005 02:17 »

A: He Deserves Her as much as he deserves the right to be a captain...

Q: What will Hermes be like when he's Older?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #122 on: 07-08-2005 02:43 »

A. Dead.  tongue

Q. What color was minuteman Yancy Fry's hair?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #123 on: 07-08-2005 04:50 »

A: He didn't have hair, he was bald.

Q: Why does Fry have a right knee?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #124 on: 07-08-2005 08:44 »

A. Because it matched his left knee.

Q. What color was Leela's grandfather on her father's side's hair?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #125 on: 07-08-2005 12:39 »

A. Maroon.

Q. What commies did Minuteman Yancy Fry fight in the American Revolution?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #126 on: 07-08-2005 12:53 »

A. The Canadian Commies. He shouted, "I'll get you Canadian Commies, and invade your land! And then we'll talk over the spliting of the Great Lakes over a beer!"

Q. What happened to Minuteman Yancy Fry?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #127 on: 07-08-2005 12:58 »

A: He died in the first minute of his next war he went to.

Q: What is Philip J Fry famouse for, Ice Cream soup, Saving the World/Universe or something else?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #128 on: 07-08-2005 13:29 »

A. Who said he was famous?  tongue

Q. What company makes the Spray on Bikini and the All-Purpose spray?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #129 on: 07-08-2005 13:39 »

A. Playboy Clothing Line.

Q. What other things does Playboy Clothing Line make?
Frybot 5000

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #130 on: 07-08-2005 15:07 »

A: Zapp's failed girdle.

Q: What happened to Agnew's head?
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #131 on: 07-08-2005 15:23 »

A: he had it removed to protect his idenity.

Q: what lead to the demise of luna park?
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #132 on: 07-08-2005 18:50 »

A: Freak Accident on The "Future Rama" Ride. 37 people killed. None Injured.

Q: Whose Idea was it to build Luna Park?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #133 on: 07-08-2005 20:01 »

A. Mr. Donald Luna. He's great-great grandfather Donald Trump built the first orbiting casino. Luna wanted to follow in his footsteps and decided to create Luna Park on the moon. He also bought the casino.

Q. What happened to the casino?
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #134 on: 07-08-2005 21:12 »

A: It Exploded. 37 prople killed. None Injured. smile

Q: How Did It Explode?
mcl6525

Bending Unit
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« Reply #135 on: 07-09-2005 00:03 »

A:ummmmm..... a bomb


Q:who planted the bomb?
pork

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #136 on: 07-09-2005 00:19 »

A:Richard Nixon's Head

Q:Why did Nixon plant the bomb?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #137 on: 07-09-2005 00:21 »

A. To get rid of those commies.

Q. What's Nixon's deal with commies?
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #138 on: 07-09-2005 01:17 »
« Last Edit on: 07-09-2005 01:17 »

A: get asking those ?s and see what happens hippy!

Q: why was smitty kick off the force?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #139 on: 07-09-2005 03:42 »

@JDB: Was that a reference to the London bombings?

A: He acted stupider than usual.
Q: Is Amy's hair real?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #140 on: 07-09-2005 11:38 »

A. Yes. She uses a special spray to keep it up.

Q. What kind of spray is it? Who makes it?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #141 on: 07-09-2005 13:24 »

A. Space Moose. Mom Corp.

Q. How old is Hermes?
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #142 on: 07-09-2005 16:00 »

A. 42!

Q. What does Nibbler do when Leela's not home?
NIC2001

Starship Captain
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« Reply #143 on: 07-09-2005 16:56 »

A: He's eating!

Q: What does he eat?
picard

Bending Unit
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« Reply #144 on: 07-09-2005 17:12 »

A :pigs, cows, whatever he can get his hands on

Q:how many times does nibbler poop in one day
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #145 on: 07-09-2005 17:26 »

A. Twice. One time is worse than the other.

Q. When does Nibbler come to Planet Express with Leela?
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #146 on: 07-09-2005 22:36 »

A: Just after he pooped. Otherwise, he's too heavy to carry.

Q: What does Hermes do in his spare time?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #147 on: 07-09-2005 23:36 »
« Last Edit on: 07-09-2005 23:36 »

A: Jaks-off to old Richard Simmons exercise tapes.
Q: Why does Hermes jak-off to old Richard Simmons exercise tapes?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #148 on: 07-10-2005 01:09 »

A. He has a secret fetish for skinny, white men who are sweating. Also wearing spandex.

Q. Who became Pharaoh after Bender left?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #149 on: 07-10-2005 02:12 »

A: There was a period of time when they had no pharaoh. After "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings", Richard Nixon somehow escaped Robot Hell, somehow came to that planet, and somehow became pharaoh.

Q: Who became Earth President after Richard Nixon was sent to Robot Hell?
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #150 on: 07-10-2005 02:23 »

A: presidental unit 5.0

Q: who became emp. of the water people after fry?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #151 on: 07-10-2005 03:26 »

A. Well, since he cried him out, Bont.

Q. How long can Bender's arms stretch?
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #152 on: 07-10-2005 03:28 »

A: about 3 min.

Q: will boxy ever find love?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #153 on: 07-10-2005 03:32 »

A. No.

Q. What does Fry do in his spare time?
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #154 on: 07-10-2005 13:15 »

A: sleep and eat and watch tv. all at the same time.
Q: what would happen if all my curcuits was canceled?
mcl6525

Bending Unit
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« Reply #155 on: 07-10-2005 13:38 »
« Last Edit on: 07-10-2005 13:38 »

A:every one would commit suicide.


Q:What would happen if zoidberg was part of the planet express crew?
sriontoc

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #156 on: 07-10-2005 15:16 »
« Last Edit on: 07-10-2005 15:16 »

A: they would get lost as he is not a very good navigator... he also annoys who ever is captain.

Q: what happens to the people caught by the adds in the year 3000 internet?
picard

Bending Unit
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« Reply #157 on: 07-10-2005 15:21 »

Welcom to peel sriontoc, or better known as land-o-nerd

A: They get taken to that web page and are force to buy their product, or they get riped to sheds

Q: how many chat rooms are on the internet in the year 3004?
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #158 on: 07-10-2005 15:31 »

A:1019to the power of 83

Q: what would be the plot of the freeda waterfall ep?
sriontoc

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #159 on: 07-10-2005 15:39 »

thanks picard :-)

A: about a waterfall trapped between two worlds and a time continuum that because of this has a consciousness and wants to escape not realizing that escape means he losses his consciousness...... But since he escaped and lost it, it doesn't care anymore.

Q: why is my answer needlessly long and pointless? :-D
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