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Andy1234

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« on: 04-06-2005 15:29 »
« Last Edit on: 04-06-2005 15:29 »

This is a game where you have to post parts of what you think bender's arrest record should contain for each crime i give.

i will award poits like this:
1st=20
2nd=15
3rd=10
4th=5
5th=1

Don't edit post!EDIT:After I've Posted Scores

goes in the form of
<date>
<crime>
<punishment>

First Round

Crime=Shoplifting

(by the way GFF, i searched this and only found a "best quote thread" )

This is just another signature.




Move along.
Slackit02

Urban Legend
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« Reply #1 on: 04-06-2005 15:41 »
« Last Edit on: 04-06-2005 15:41 »

Date: September 27th 3002
Crime: Shoplifting
Punishment: Return what he stole to the store, then he must be the offical perfume tester for customers (ie, instead of them getting sprayed, he must be sprayed)

Edit: spelling
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #2 on: 04-06-2005 15:41 »
« Last Edit on: 04-06-2005 15:41 »

Kinda confusing, but I'll give it a shot.

date: April 6th, 3005
crime: Shoplifting at Andy1234s store
punishment: No punishment(he didn't get caught).
ROFL

Crustacean
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« Reply #3 on: 04-06-2005 15:56 »

Andy1234

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« Reply #4 on: 04-06-2005 15:59 »

you try creating a thread that dosn't get closed down because it's been done before.
missBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 04-06-2005 16:00 »

hahahaha @ ROFL
ROFL

Crustacean
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« Reply #6 on: 04-06-2005 16:02 »

Slackit02

Urban Legend
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« Reply #7 on: 04-06-2005 16:28 »

Andy Relax- you did good with this thread. 

Just ignore ROFL

However I cant stop staring at hasselhoff lol
ROFL

Crustacean
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« Reply #8 on: 04-06-2005 16:30 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Slackit02:
However I cant stop staring at hasselhoff lol

missBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #9 on: 04-06-2005 16:31 »

Slackit02 is female
ROFL

Crustacean
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« Reply #10 on: 04-06-2005 16:33 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by missBender:
Slackit02 is female

freik

Crustacean
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« Reply #11 on: 04-06-2005 22:41 »

ok then........ anyway
Date:16 August 3005
crime:shoplifting 50 cans of moms old fasion robot oil,1wool jumper,and 3 goldfish bowls
punishment:getting fired.. out of a cannon into the sun
Andy1234

Starship Captain
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« Reply #12 on: 04-07-2005 04:52 »

End Of Round 1

Round 1 Scores Scores:

1st=Slackit02

2nd=Freik

3rd=Philp_J_Fry

Total Score:

Slackit02=20

freik=15

Philp_J_Fry=10

Round 2

Crime=Impersonating a police officer.


smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #13 on: 04-07-2005 08:04 »

This thread might be kinda fun if people join in and get creative and wacky. Interesting idea.

<date> repeated offenses on 31/oct/3002,  31/oct 3003, 31/oct/3004
<crime>impersonating a police officer, with accomplice
<punishment> all candy confiscated, and one year ban on impersonating police officers
Harry Sach

Bending Unit
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« Reply #14 on: 04-07-2005 10:36 »

12/aug/3004 11:55am
caught attemping to sell the liver of one Phillip J. Fry to the highest bidder on e-bay.
fined for misrepresenting the quality or produce
Slackit02

Urban Legend
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« Reply #15 on: 04-07-2005 11:14 »

May 4, 3024
Pretending to be URL, but caught because his voice wasent sexy enough
Punishment: He has to be smitty's partner for a year, and try to get him a juicy rehiring
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #16 on: 04-07-2005 12:28 »

day of crime:june 19,3078 0823 hours
what happened?: destroying Garfeild cartoon makers on his birthday(and mine)
how to punishing bender for this crime:acctualy,get a poisenous snake-bot to bite his so called "shiny metal ass"
Andy1234

Starship Captain
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« Reply #17 on: 04-07-2005 14:09 »
« Last Edit on: 04-07-2005 14:09 »

End Of Round 2

Scores:

1st=Smision

2nd=Slackit02

3rd=Harry Sach

4th=dr.bender nye

Total Scores After Round 2

Slackit02=35

Smision=20

freik=15

Philp_J_Fry=10 Harry Sach=10

dr.bender nye=5

Round 3

Crime= Crimes Towards Humanity.
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #18 on: 04-07-2005 14:13 »

day of crime: July 4th 3003
crime: killing all humans
punishment: there wasn't one because there wasn't anyone to punish him
Crazyfangirl

Bending Unit
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« Reply #19 on: 04-07-2005 19:00 »

June 24 3020
Bending people
He got bent hiself and then became the bumper of the Planet express ship.
Harry Sach

Bending Unit
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« Reply #20 on: 04-07-2005 21:46 »
« Last Edit on: 04-07-2005 21:46 »

March 12 3003
Impersonating the head of Richard Nixon, Bender sold the first born young of everyone on earth to Lrr ruler of Omicron Persei 8 in exchange for 50lbs of swag, and 6 kegs of Ole Fortran

Bender was forbidden to drink alcohol for the span of 6 months during which time he was only allowed to consume mineral oil, and not utter the words ass or pimp during that same time.
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #21 on: 04-07-2005 22:58 »

I'll give you that - it hasn't been done before Andy. Good job. May I suggest that once you pick a winner though that the winner is then in charge of the next round and so on? That way everyone gets to participate equally  wink
Andy1234

Starship Captain
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« Reply #22 on: 04-08-2005 05:59 »
« Last Edit on: 04-08-2005 05:59 »

yeah that's what i was going to do any way

next round at 0800 peel time (for England it'd be 1300)
Andy1234

Starship Captain
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« Reply #23 on: 04-08-2005 08:01 »
« Last Edit on: 04-08-2005 08:01 »

End Of Round

Scores:

1st=Crazyfangirl

2nd=Harry Sach

3rd=Philip_J_Fry

Total Scores

Slackit02=35

Smision=20

Harry Sach=25

freik=15

Philp_J_Fry=20 Crazyfangirl=20

dr.bender nye=5

Round 4

Crime=Assault

RS 2thou

Urban Legend
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« Reply #24 on: 04-08-2005 08:53 »

April 4th, 3002
Assaulting Elzar at Elzars's
Must be in a 100 metre radius of Elzar and his resteraunt, and is banned from his cooking show
Harry Sach

Bending Unit
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« Reply #25 on: 04-09-2005 00:38 »

June 7th 3001

Assault w/ a dented beer can
Bender was apprehended throwing crushed empty beer cans at a playground full of orphans.

 since they were only orphans, Bender was allowed to continue so long as no people that matter were harmed.
kiffan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #26 on: 04-11-2005 12:10 »

July 4 3003

dumped one ton of salt on planet express for not getting a raise

was forced to lisen to bad puns like this one for 3 months. came out of jail a blithering idiot.
Crazyfangirl

Bending Unit
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« Reply #27 on: 04-11-2005 20:20 »

July 30

sexually assaulting fry after not sleeping

Bender got a beer can shoved up his so called shiny ass then got his antenna chopped off.
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #28 on: 04-11-2005 20:50 »

July 31

Beat up 3 hippies and broke all of their legs after they had no money in an attempted mugging.

Bender was granted $498.34 in cash because on one likes hippies.
Andy1234

Starship Captain
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« Reply #29 on: 04-12-2005 11:20 »
« Last Edit on: 04-12-2005 11:20 »

End Of Round 4

Scores:

1st=MrMoose

2nd=Crazyfangirl

3rd=Harry Sach

4th=RS 2thou

5th=kiffan

Total Scores:

Slackit02=35 Crazyfangirl=35 Harry Sach=35

Smision=20 MrMoose=20 Philp_J_Fry=20

freik=15

dr.bender nye=5 RS 2thou=5

kiffan=1

Round 5

This Time Think Of A Crime For The Punishment:

Hung For An Hour, Then Got The Electric Chair And Fined $50

MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #30 on: 04-12-2005 12:41 »

Bender stole some clothing from an elderly home, made love to an electified chair in public and 50 dollars were found in his chest and the police just assumed he stole that too.
Crazyfangirl

Bending Unit
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« Reply #31 on: 04-12-2005 14:10 »

december 15 3008

hanging 2 hippies and Electricuting 10 baby orfans

Hung For An Hour, Then Got The Electric Chair And Fined $50
kiffan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #32 on: 04-13-2005 21:02 »

no crime. He was hung upside down by a kinky hooker, got a shot of illegal juice and payed 50 dollars for it.
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #33 on: 04-13-2005 21:12 »

December 25, 3006

Caught by Santa Bot, had to be rescued by Kwanzabot, and then blew up Kwanzabot and destroyed New Baltimore.

Hung for an hour, then got the electric chair, and fined $50.
Zoidypoo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #34 on: 04-14-2005 19:28 »


 Sold all the P.E. crew to slavery and then used the money to buy 1 300 doller hooker bot.(or was it 300 1 doller hooker bots?) Then presnted every cop in town with a pink lacey thong.
Harry Sach

Bending Unit
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« Reply #35 on: 04-14-2005 20:31 »

Bender heckeled Nixon's head during his state of the planet speech.
RS 2thou

Urban Legend
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« Reply #36 on: 04-15-2005 06:51 »

tried selling ophpans for hamburger meat, stole some guys blood(almost all of it) had to pay $50 for getting to guys blood back
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #37 on: 04-15-2005 07:23 »

Murdering the dwarf in his book club who steals his opinions. The sentence was reduced due to the small nature of the victim.
Andy1234

Starship Captain
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« Reply #38 on: 04-15-2005 11:42 »

END OF ROUND

Scores:

Does anyone else wanna be a judge?

because these entries are hard to choose a set of scores.

can someone other than the people that have replied to this round do the round scores?

1st=20pts
2nd=15pts
3rd=10pts
4th=5pts
5th and after=1pt
Zoidypoo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #39 on: 04-17-2005 21:21 »

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