Ask a random question, get a random answer (Volume III)

[Reply #80 on:]

To hide her sweaty boot rash.

Why hasn't Fry bought any new clothes (except his Charlton Heston outfit) since coming to the future?

[Reply #81 on:]

A: Didn't you see HHRHGB?  Fry is a dirty slob.  When his clothes are dirty, he just jumps into the emergency rinse shower with the clothes still on.

Q: What brand of boots does Leela wear?  Why does she like that brand?

[Reply #82 on:]

A: Roc-a-wear 
Q: Who is the first of the PE crew to die in later life?

[Reply #83 on:]

A: Well, I'm not sure about later life, but the first person to die in the afterlife would be Fry.  He spent too much time lurking around the 20th Century Museums and was eventually caught by the Ghost Busters, whereby his afterlife was ended by him being banished to sub-Purgatory.

Q: What comes out of the Slurm Queen's behind when she drinks her own Slurm?

[Reply #84 on:]

A:Slurm that makes you sick

Q:how would the slurm queen have babys,lumps in slurm or measles from herself?

[Reply #85 on:]

A: "Measles for herself?" Huh? 

The Slurm Queen reproduces by drinking her own Slurm.  She ("it" ) is hermaphradidic and impregnates herself by drinking her own slurm, which contains Slurm-Sperm.  The baby gestates for 16 months and then is expelled out the usual way (the poop-shoot).

Q: Which robot was the first to proclaim "Robanukah"?

[Reply #86 on:]

A: The Rabbot

Q: Why would anyone build the Robot Mafia?

[Reply #87 on:]

A: He was built by other robots.  Robot shop owners were tired of being bullied by human racketeers, so they constructed the Robot Mafia for protection.  Little did they know that the Robot Mafia would eventually turn on them, after defeating the human racketeers, only to impose an even heaftier "protection" tax.

Q: Where is Roberto now?

[Reply #88 on:]

A) is working undercover as a clerk, in the same bank he is planning to rob for the fourth time

Q) why is roberto mad?

[Reply #89 on:]

A:he was programed like it.

Q:what tv program will roberto be on next,jackass 3000 or murderous criminals:case 101110011 ?
(your own opinions are possible)

[Reply #90 on:]

A:none, he'll be on police watch 3000 or hostage crisis 3000

Q:why was roberto built to rob the same bank over and over again?

[Reply #91 on:]

A: Infinite loop bug.  Man, those things suck.

Q: What language are 30th Century robots programmed in?  Yes, I probably asked this last thread.

[Reply #92 on:]

All sorts of languages spoken then!

Where is Sal born?

[Reply #93 on:]

mint...you just...*sigh*

A: The Bronx, going by his accent

Q: What programming language are 30th Century robots programmed in? Yes, I probably asked this last thread.

[Reply #94 on:]

Q: They are all programmed in

(while C < 27) C++; end

A: Why did Mom have a picture of Farnsworth when he was older?

[Reply #95 on:]

A) because the picture of the young professor grew older

Q) what is flexo's surname?

[Reply #96 on:]

A: His full name is Flexo Bending Gonzales.

Q: Why does he have a different surname than Bender although they are basically the same model?

[Reply #97 on:]

   

Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
mint...you just...*sigh*

  lol     

A: Haven't you ever heard of the 'Cabbage Patch Kid factor'?  Bending units sell more readily when they are each given a UNIQUE name.

Q: Where is Flexo working now?  How did he get the job?

[Reply #98 on:]

A: No. He is in A Turkish prison
Q: What's Nibblers IQ?

[Reply #99 on:]

A: 4Q

Q: What was Nibbler's job when he was on Vergon 6?

[Reply #100 on:]

A. Garbage man.

Q. What mental disorders does Fry suffer from?

[Reply #101 on:]

A: He's a real mess.  He has a one from the 20th century (depression -- due to lack of lovin' from Leela) and a few new disorders: tri-polar disorder,
space obsessive-compulsive disorder, and finally dumbitis.  (PS- good question!)

Q: Can you describe tri-polar disorder and space obsessive-compulsive disorder?

[Reply #102 on:]

A: Yes.
Tri-Polar disorder is characterized by rapid mood swings between depression, hyperactivity, and laziness (apathy.)
Space OCD, or hyperclaustrophobia, is an obsession with spending as much time as possible in outer space, rather than on or near a planetary surface.

Q: What mental disorders does Leela suffer from?  (Hint: a lot.)

[Reply #103 on:]

A:
#1) Sweaty Boot Rash.  Although it's not technically a "mental" disorder, it is caused by #2...
#2) Xyblogg's Syndrome (also known as Wanting-to-relive-your-childhood syndrome)
#3) Borderline Psychopathy (see AOI-1)
#4) I think I've only ever seen her eating once, so I would suspect that she's also Anorexic.
#5) Tourette's Son's Disorder -- The disorder caused by being in close proximity to a person (or robot) with Tourette's Disorder.

I'm sure I've missed some, but I'm running out of steam.

Q: What mental disorders does Zoidberg have?

[Reply #104 on:]

[Reply #105 on:]

A: Um none - he's normal just like me

Q: What is Bender's Metal disorder?

[Reply #106 on:]

A: He doesn't have one.
Q: What is ROFL's mental disorder?

[Reply #107 on:]

ROFL needs to be banned

[Reply #108 on:]

thats not a mental disorder

i diagnose heneedstobeband-iatus! 

[Reply #109 on:]

ROFL, Fuck off. Everyone, stop spamming and get back on topic:

New Question: Where is the REAL nation of Robonya located?

[Reply #110 on:]

A: In Fry and Bender's apartment.
Q: Where was Fry's elementry school located?

[Reply #111 on:]

A: In his mind
Q: What was Fry's favorite movie?

[Reply #112 on:]

 

Original Poster: Juliet
ROFL needs to be banned

I was just going to say the exact, same thing.

 

Original Poster: Nasty Pasty
ROFL, Fuck off.

Thanks for saving me from typing that.

A: Star Wars-Episode 3.14= Title
Q: Why is Leela purple-haired?

[Reply #113 on:]

A: Purple Hair-dye
Q: What's Leela's favorite movie

[Reply #114 on:]

A:Austin Powers:the spy that makes love with aliens
Q:What does Futurama have that (i dont know)3rd rock dosent?

[Reply #115 on:]

A:dunno don't watch it but i'm guessing it dosn't have planet express

Q:why did he ask this?

[Reply #116 on:]

A:i ran out of ideas.

Q:what is benders favoate film(apologys for spelling)?

[Reply #117 on:]

A: the day the humans went extinct

Q:why is this his favourite film?

[Reply #118 on:]

A: KILL ALL HUMANS!....does that answer the question?

Q: What is Bender's motivation/logic behind wanting to kill all humans?

[Reply #119 on:]

A: Programming error. It was supposed to be "FILL ALL HUMANS.........WITH JOY!"
Q: What do the robots use their enormous closets for?