Ask a random question, get a random answer (Volume III)

[Reply #640 on:]

A: nibbler

Q: why is bender so cool?

[Reply #641 on:]

A:He steals, drinks,and smokes he just i sont know cool.

Q:Who would win in a fight fry or hermes?

[Reply #642 on:]

A: nibbler

Q: what is the name of new new yorks general hospial

[Reply #643 on:]

A: The Nixon Memorial hospital.

Q: Besides using traps, how could one get rid of an infestation of pesky owls?

[Reply #644 on:]

A:Shoot them


Q:When will the professor die?

[Reply #645 on:]

A: Only if they make a lot of episode's.

Q: Would you rather have a hover car or a spaceship

[Reply #646 on:]

A: A space ship, it can fit a T.V!!!

Q: In the war of which year did Connen O' Brian lose his freakishly long legs?

[Reply #647 on:]

A: The one's with the bomb's, IDIOT or what.

Q: Amy or Zoidberg

[Reply #648 on:]

A. Or.

Q. Where have the non-spamy, smart-ass questions and answers gone?

[Reply #649 on:]

A: Look at the bottom

Q: Why did you ask that question

[Reply #650 on:]

A:What


Q:Has Zoidberg ever ate a human?
 

[Reply #651 on:]

A: Yes, fry in the Raiders of the Arcade (pac-man game)
Q: Has Leela ever changed what she wears?

[Reply #652 on:]

A: Yes. See the last episode

Q: I am bender or The Glob

[Reply #653 on:]

A: Neither

Q: Who appears more, Scruffy or Wernstrom?

[Reply #654 on:]

Okay, can I tell all you noobs the rules of this game. You ask a smart question, that doesn't have a defined answer, like "What's Amy's favorite flower?", not a question that could be answered by watching a episode, and then give a smart-ass answer to it, not a true answer. Example: What's Amy's favorite flower?
Martian rose.

A. Neither.

Q. What's Amy's AIM screenname?

[Reply #655 on:]

A:up yours

Q:why does the garbage desposil need to talk?

[Reply #656 on:]

A:So it can tell you if you have a fork in it.


Q:What's Hermes Favorite Food?

[Reply #657 on:]

A:jerk pruns

Q:why are the neptunians gay?

[Reply #658 on:]

A: Banana Split with Jamaican Rum

Q: Does Scruffy really work for Planet Express?

[Reply #659 on:]

A: No he works undercover for a secret government agency

Q: Which secret government agency does Scruffy work for

[Reply #660 on:]

A. The Earth Illegal Alien Board.

Q. Which of the PlanEx members is an illegal alien?

[Reply #661 on:]

A:Hermes

Q:What's Scruffy's favorite food?

[Reply #662 on:]

A: Donkey- cuz hes such an ass.

Q: Will Amy ever get laid? 

[Reply #663 on:]

A:Yes


Q:Will Zoidberg Ever Have A Girlfriend?

[Reply #664 on:]

A: Not in this life

Q: What's the next slave job that Australian guy have

[Reply #665 on:]

A:Cooking


Q: Do you drink slurm??

[Reply #666 on:]

A: Yes No Maybe


Q: How did they teraform Neptune, a Gas giant which probably doesn't have any land, into a planet with a breathable atmosphere for humans?

[Reply #667 on:]

A: Firstly, they built the Robot Santa, then they shoved him in Neptune when he got too dangerous. He survived the Gas Planted, and used his toys to create land. Plants grew and gave the planet an atmosphere, but nowadays they only growaround the planet's equator.

Or as you n00bs would say, "who cares?"

Q: If Hermes was cryogenically frozen, what would happen?

[Reply #668 on:]

A: He would be a an accountant for mom's factory

Q: Bender or Helen "your friendly euthasiza"

[Reply #669 on:]

A:Bender

Q: Do you like Glagnar's Human Rinds?

[Reply #670 on:]

A: There okay but it tastes wrong.

Q: What would happen if everyone loved Leela?

[Reply #671 on:]

A:she wouldn'tbe so miserable

Q what if everybody hated leela?

[Reply #672 on:]

A: She would have more people to practice her fighting on.

Q: What would happen if the futurama cast, were in the angry beavers cartoon

[Reply #673 on:]

A: they would build a beaver house learn their langage then mate with their women and soon their diffenties would solve them selve

Q:What would happen it the cast of angry beavers came to the office?

[Reply #674 on:]

A: Which Office

Q: Which Office

[Reply #675 on:]

I see that you guys can't take a hint...

A: The Office in Slough, with Ricky Gervais.

Q: If Fry wasn't stupid, what courses would he have studied while at Mars University?

[Reply #676 on:]

A: Egyptian Algebra

Q: Should the planet express ship been green on orange

[Reply #677 on:]

A: Neither, pink.

Q: What is Zoidbergs favourite food?

[Reply #678 on:]

A: Anything edible (And some things that aren't)

Q: Who would win in a swim suit competition, Leela or Zapp

[Reply #679 on:]

A: Leela. Because Zapp would have slept with one of the judges, and then they would expose Zapp when he hits on Leela.

Q: What would happen if Fry put on a hockey mask and started harrassing people with a chainsaw?