Ask a random question, get a random answer (Volume III)

[Reply #560 on:]

A: Absolutely. Universe B was destroyed, which contained boxes containing all other universes (bar Universe A, which no universe except itself at a unvierse of), so all Universes except Universe A were destroyed.
I just reread this and I though "what the fuck?"... I'm sure you'll all get the idea of it.

Q: What happened to Fry's holophoner career after "The Devil's Hands"?

[Reply #561 on:]

A. In the year 3023 he had a brief, and highly unsuccessful stint at a Las Vegas casino.

Q. Who is 'Donbot's father?

[Reply #562 on:]

A: Don Bottorio, who was built in New Sicily and was shipped to America.

Q: How was the Robot Mafia formed?

[Reply #563 on:]

A: too much jacking on and not enough booze drinking

Q: Did don bot start the robot mafia or was he made the head of it by someone else, and if so who was it

[Reply #564 on:]

A:hewas made head of it by his father Don Bottorio.

Q:why are fat robots built?

[Reply #565 on:]

A:To make robots look like humans

Q:Why did the robot cross the road?

[Reply #566 on:]

A:because it was programmed to,

Qwhy did the robot that wasn't programmed to jump off bridges, jump off a bridge?

[Reply #567 on:]

A: Becuase he was sad he wasn't programmed to jump off brigdes.

Q:  How many robots does it take to change A lightbulb?

[Reply #568 on:]

A: None. In the future, lightbulbs do not require changing and neither do babies...

Q: When, how and where (and why) was the first robot built?

[Reply #569 on:]

Don't know

[Reply #570 on:]

[sarcasm]brilliant[/sarcasm]

If you didn't know, why did you spam up the place by posting? And now you've made me waste a pointless post pointing out your stupidity. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome...

[Reply #571 on:]

A: The first robot was built in 4135 B.C. by some Ancient Egyptians who were instructed by an advanced alien race.

Q: Why didn't anybody know about these early robots so that it took mankind until the 20th century to rediscover robot technology?

[Reply #572 on:]

A) because the aliens  changed their mind

Q) where did these aliens come from?

[Reply #573 on:]

A]Planet Rassle

Q]what is your faverate alien?

[Reply #574 on:]

A: I´m not telling.

Q: How did the recent tradition of Clawplach come to be?

[Reply #575 on:]

Q: Some Decapodian Chump was playing scrabble, and said that abbrievations count. His opposing partner was less agreeable

A: What if the What-If Machine was 110% accurate?

[Reply #576 on:]

A: Then all the things would happen (duh)

Q: What happend to the machine that makes you sound like farsnworth

[Reply #577 on:]

A:nibbler ate it

Q:what happened to the machine that makes noses

[Reply #578 on:]

A: It's still there, producing billions of toxic by-products every day.

Q: What if Bender got broken and toured as a folk singer with Beck, raising awareness for Broken Robots?

[Reply #579 on:]

A: See 'Bendin' In The Wind'.

Q: What happened to my tic tacs?

[Reply #580 on:]

A: check your pockets

Q:what if that thing i said

[Reply #581 on:]

A: The Thing is behind you

Q: Who made that cream in "Less then Hero" episode ?

[Reply #582 on:]

A. 'That Guy''s decendent.

Q. What year was "That Guy" (see Future Stock) born in?

[Reply #583 on:]

A: 1958
Q: Dose Austin Powers and Dr.Evil meet in 3005?

[Reply #584 on:]

A: Errrmm... 1957. Damn you, Doctor. So, for your question: yeah. But they were only heads in a jar so not much damage was done.
And do you realise that you have said that "That Guy" was 13 at the beginning of the 80s, 23 at the end, yet he was clearly older than Fry when he was seen at the cryo-support meeting, which couldn't have been too long after he was defrosted. He was probably frozen when he was 20, accoridng to you, yet Fry is over 25. That Guy appears more than 30 years old.

Q: Why didn't the Sunset Squad robots come back for the Professor after his escape from the Near-Death Star?

[Reply #585 on:]

A: to cover up the scandle that someone excaped. The last thing the near dath star needs is bad press.

Q: why you so stupid, stupid?

[Reply #586 on:]

A: i dunno. So BITE MY SPOTTY,FLABBY ASS!


Q: If you were part of Planet Express, What would your role be?

[Reply #587 on:]

A: I'd be the Professor, in charge of the company, using it to fund my experiments, using my employees to experiment on... Oh my yes.

Q: If I was part of Planet Express, what would his role be?

[Reply #588 on:]

A: I-unit of the ship

Q: if kang and kodos were part of planet express, what would their role be?

[Reply #589 on:]

A: I would say they probbably not go to P.E and would go with Morbo

Q: If your faverate celebraty were part of P.E, what would there role be?

[Reply #590 on:]

A: Joe Camel as P.E.'s mascot

Q: Lurr vs. Morbo, who would win in a staring contest?

[Reply #591 on:]

A: morbo, because his eyes are bigger

Q: what is morbo's favourite hamburger?

[Reply #592 on:]

A: Human, Dog and Cat and a bit off pig, to make it ham.

Q: Will this thread ever be closed?

[Reply #593 on:]

A: I dont know

Q: Why did Bender sell his body in one episode?

[Reply #594 on:]

A: To get money

Q: What is nibblers favorite food

[Reply #595 on:]

A: One with meat

Q: Who does beck remind you of

[Reply #596 on:]

A: Jar Jar's head in a jar

Q: How many Omicronians does it take to screw in a light bulb

[Reply #597 on:]

A:25


Q:How many times has Bender smoked a cigar

[Reply #598 on:]

A:to many

Q: how many bottles of booze has bender drank

[Reply #599 on:]

A: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000

Q: Has the hypnotoad got any plans for taking over the world ?