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dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #480 on: 05-24-2005 11:33 »

A: its there desission, let them speak English.

Q: If Futurama carried on, what would be the next episode?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #481 on: 05-24-2005 11:42 »

A: They'd Do A Parody On CSI Where Fry And Leela Had To Find Out Who Destroyed Bender, They'd Find Out It Was Either MOM Or Zoiberg, But then, Figure Out The Clues Leading To Mom, At The End of The Episode They Would Walk Into Mom's Building With HandCuffs And Say In A Dramatic CSI (MIAMI) Voice, You're Under Arrest MOM, And, Like In Revenge Of The Sith, She'd Say, Are You Threatening Me Deliver Employees? In A Chancellor Voice, And All Of The Sudden She'd Bring Out Her Robots And Start Attacking. AND Right When They Were Running At Each Other. The Screen Would Turn Black And Read TO BE CONTINUED. And As If EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: JERRY BRUCKHEIMER  (As Seen In CSI) IT WOULD SAY EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS MATT GOENING & DAVID X. COHEN, In The Following Episode There Would Be A GALACTIC CIVIL WAR AND, AND, AND!
        Why Don't You Decide What Happens Next?

Q: If Groening Creates A New Should What Would It Be Called?
 
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #482 on: 05-24-2005 17:58 »

A: Show? Past-o-Rama!

Q: Who would be the characters in past-o-rama?
I

Starship Captain
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« Reply #483 on: 05-24-2005 18:09 »
« Last Edit on: 05-24-2005 18:09 »

A: Black Ader, Quasimodo, Count Dracula and Emperor Palpatine.

Q: Where would Past-o-Rama take place?
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #484 on: 05-24-2005 19:23 »

A: In the past...

Q: No, but where? On what planet or country?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #485 on: 05-24-2005 22:38 »

A: Tatooie (Or WhateveR) It'd Be them all getting into situations around a mail room... Good Stuff...
Q: If Futurama Were To Have A Spinoff Sitcom Of One Character, Who Would It Be; What Would It Be Called

Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #486 on: 05-24-2005 23:58 »

A. Bender's Comedy Variety Hour!

Q. What does 'That Guy' wear, boxers or briefs?
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #487 on: 05-25-2005 00:29 »

A. Boxers, he dosen't like constiction.

Q. If Leela Became a Queen, what planet would she be queen of?
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #488 on: 05-25-2005 08:49 »

A: Planet Leela
Q: Is there a queen of Earth in 3000? If so, who?
spaulding

Bending Unit
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« Reply #489 on: 05-25-2005 10:49 »

queen nixon

can heads in jars have kids and if so how
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #490 on: 05-25-2005 11:23 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2005 11:23 »

A: yeah but its a bit dissgussting.when one kisses a head in a jar,there tonges must touch to make babies.the rest is to sick to tell.

Q: What If Bender Was Gay? thats to the what if machine
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #491 on: 05-25-2005 16:53 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2005 16:53 »

A: Bender's programmers would realize that they've failed miserably to program him properely and shut him down.

Q: What is it like in the year 4000?
Soban

Crustacean
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« Reply #492 on: 05-25-2005 18:16 »

A: The post post-apocalyptic wasteland would be too confusing and we would be weirded out.  big grin

Q: What if ThatGuy cured boneitus(whatever) in the future?
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #493 on: 05-25-2005 18:36 »

A: Then he PE would be taken over, PE crew would be rich and Fry would make friends with the Suicidide Booth if you know what I mean.

Q: How much does the PE crew make per delivery?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #494 on: 05-25-2005 18:39 »

A: -5 Pesos

Q: When It Comes Time, How Does Zoidberg Die?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #495 on: 05-25-2005 18:40 »

A. Zoidberg dies when he finds out he is actually rich.

Q. Where, when, and how did Zoidberg get rich?
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #496 on: 05-25-2005 18:44 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2005 18:44 »

A: He found a winning lottery ticket in the street after rummaging through a dumpster and accidentaly swollowing a suicide pill.

Q: Who lost/threw out the ticket?
Soban

Crustacean
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« Reply #497 on: 05-25-2005 18:47 »

A: Mom cuz it was only walk around money.

Q: Who produces the suicide pills?
Pikka Bird

Space Pope
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« Reply #498 on: 05-25-2005 18:48 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2005 18:48 »

 
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Originally posted by GreyThinkyWhale:
A: Planet Leela

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*cough* lame! *cough*

A: The Rosie O'Donnell way- people will start thinking he's funny, though he's more boring than harvesting crops with a pair of toenail clippers. Exposure is key.

Whoah! It took too long for our webserver to update, so two people posted while i was disconnected. Sick-assed.

A: Mom's Friendly Deep Hopeless Despair, Inc.

Q: Who actually invented the fing-longer (No- I don't think it's the Professey)
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #499 on: 05-25-2005 18:56 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2005 18:56 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Pikka Bird:
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*cough* lame! *cough*
I'm too lazy to actually think of anything...

 
Quote
Originally posted by Pikka Bird:
Q: Who actually invented the fing-longer (No- I don't think it's the Professey)

A: Lrrr in order to surf 1000 year old televsion from his couch.

Q: What is Lrrr's favourite show?
Soban

Crustacean
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« Reply #500 on: 05-25-2005 18:58 »

A: The destruction of a planet in 100 easy steps. On Discovery Chanell  big grin

Q: Why was the human upper horn regarded as the afrodiziac(sp?) in the first place?
Pikka Bird

Space Pope
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« Reply #501 on: 05-25-2005 18:59 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2005 18:59 »

A: 1000-year-old "The Brady Bunch".

Dammit! Once again!

A: One word: Klinger (from M*A*S*H)

Q: Does he let Ndnd touch the remote, and if so, what'd she want to see?
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #502 on: 05-25-2005 19:01 »

A: When Lrrr wasn't looking, she'd turn on 'Changing Rooms'.

Q: Why was Bender programmed to kill all humans?
Soban

Crustacean
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« Reply #503 on: 05-25-2005 19:04 »

A: Its an default mexican-build robots software package.

Q: Would you like to live 160 yrs and then go to the Near-Death star??
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #504 on: 05-25-2005 19:07 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2005 19:07 »

I think I answered this question once with something like

"It was a mistake. He was supposed to kill all the humans.....with kindness!"


..That Guy beat me.

A: No

Q: How come the Native Martians just happen to strikingly resemble Native Americans in dress, behavior, and beliefs?
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #505 on: 05-25-2005 19:08 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2005 19:08 »

A to Soban: Yes, if Leela, Fry, Cubert and Bender rescue me...

A to Ji: Because that's what the writers thought would make a good, realistic story.

Q: What would be your ideal job in the year 3000?
Soban

Crustacean
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« Reply #506 on: 05-25-2005 19:13 »

A: Blurns-ball player or a whale biologist(sp?)  big grin

Q: Why is dolomite so imperishable??
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #507 on: 05-25-2005 19:19 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2005 19:19 »

A: [proffessor]'Cause it's dolomite baby![/proffessor]

Q: No really, why?


sorry, had to do that...
Soban

Crustacean
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« Reply #508 on: 05-25-2005 19:21 »

A: Cause I hate whales  big grin

Q: Whoa? Oh Right. Why is Leelas appartment so underfurnished?
Pikka Bird

Space Pope
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« Reply #509 on: 05-25-2005 19:25 »

@Soban: Dolomite is imperishable because you hate whales? Oh, do explain.
Soban

Crustacean
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« Reply #510 on: 05-25-2005 19:28 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2005 19:28 »

Sure it is simple... *Long scientific talk* ... and thats why it must taste like grape-ade.  cool

BACK TO TOPIC PLZ   big grin
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #511 on: 05-25-2005 19:28 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2005 19:28 »

A: Because no-one furnished it.

Q: Why does Bender have such a big closet?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #512 on: 05-25-2005 19:51 »

A. Because he felt like getting one of the 00 Suites.

Q. What other times has Bender's self destruct code gone off?
Pikka Bird

Space Pope
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« Reply #513 on: 05-25-2005 20:39 »

A: Every time some fucktard kid has tried to make a "secret" code for his "secret" no-girls club.

Q: How do space bees make the buzzing sound in vacuum?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #514 on: 05-25-2005 20:42 »

A. Space honey causes the laws of physics and all sciences to apply.

Q. What would've happened if they were space wasps in The Sting rather than space bees?
Soban

Crustacean
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« Reply #515 on: 05-26-2005 12:29 »

A: No honey, no halucinations, no Leela.

Q: Where do the Space Wasps live?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #516 on: 05-26-2005 12:59 »

A: Near the the space bees only down to the left 20 miles on,pass the cronaton space and straight onward 100 miles next to the hobos and robos.

Q: Is there a rich planet[i can allow Mars]?
I

Starship Captain
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« Reply #517 on: 05-26-2005 13:00 »
« Last Edit on: 05-26-2005 13:00 »

A: They donīt. They used to live where the space-bees are now found, but they were so dangerous they died. Thereby leaving place for the weakling-space-bees.

A: Mars. You asked for it.

Q: How did humans get rid of the Cyborg oppressors?
Soban

Crustacean
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« Reply #518 on: 05-26-2005 13:02 »

A: Cyborg oppressors are similar to the killbots they have specified kill limit, so they sent wave after wave... u know the rest  big grin.

Q: How did humans get rid of the Giant Carrot oppressors?
Krokei

Starship Captain
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« Reply #519 on: 05-26-2005 13:04 »

a: with a nice salsa dip.

q: how did the Giant Carrots come to be?
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