Ask a random question, get a random answer (Volume III)

[Reply #440 on:]

Answer to I: There was no "greet brain" only a "big brain". Learn to spell.

Answer to newguy: Easy, Bender kicks ass not a$$(whatever the hell that is...).

Question: What happened when Steven Hawking fought the ant people of Cygna 4?

[Reply #441 on:]

A:he lost his wheel chair and got his wallet stolen.

Q: who are the ant people of cygna 4?

[Reply #442 on:]

A: The people Hawking fought.

Q: Why do you sometimes have to be quiet outside the HypnoToad`s studio?


Also, Nasty: I wrote "greet brain" on purpose; you know, seeing as how Fry´s miserable spelling caused it to say "I´m the greetest"?

[Reply #443 on:]

A. Because the HypnoToad sees using his hearing.

Q. What version of Law and Order is running in the future?

[Reply #444 on:]

A: Law & Order - SVU (Star-Trek Viewers Unit)

Q: What are Kif & Amy going to name their one-eyed baby?

[Reply #445 on:]

A. Leyela

Q. What about the other 10 or so one-eyed babies?

[Reply #446 on:]

A. Leyela 1, Leyela 2, etc...

Q: How many Fryes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Reply #447 on:]

A. None. But it'll take 17.5 Frys. 
I don't know why I'm being such a sarcastic asshole lately in this thread...

Q. What is Fry's favorite Star Wars movie?

[Reply #448 on:]

sesame street

what if fry was gay

[Reply #449 on:]

then leela would want him more as he wouldn't be after her.

how long did it take the city of new-new york to build the tube transportation things?

[Reply #450 on:]

A: One part of a fortnight.

Q: How did the nibblonians come to be?

[Reply #451 on:]

a: a lot of alcohol and a lack of "protection"

q: how long is one part of a fortnight?

[Reply #452 on:]

A:1 week

Q:when this topic finishes whos gonna do another one(I WILL!)?

[Reply #453 on:]

A: Noone. An evil virus will kill the internet.

Q: What if the movie rumor turned out to be true?

[Reply #454 on:]

A: Then ill see it and mabey wet my pants or not and everyone will love it as much as any famous film.

Q:if futurama makes new seasons what network will they go to?

[Reply #455 on:]

A. FOX, duh. Then [adult-swim] for reruns eventually.

Q. Who is Bender's favorite Blernsball player?

[Reply #456 on:]

A. The New York(PA) Yankees.

Q. When would Fox rerun Futurama?

[Reply #457 on:]

a: a week after the film came out to dvd.

Q:when will this happen?

[Reply #458 on:]

A. Approximately 1 week after we all die from shattered hopes and dreams.

Q. Why am I so cynical?

[Reply #459 on:]

A: Because you are a bad person.

Q: What kind of a person is named "The New York(PA) Yankees"?

[Reply #460 on:]

A: A schizophrenic. Multiple personalites, all New York(PA) Yankee.

Q: I'm Australian and I'm just saw that Aussie guy on HHRHGB. Anyone know if it is actually POSSIBLE to do a good Aussie accent?

[Reply #461 on:]

A: of course it's possible to do a good aussie acent.

Q:how did the aussie go from the forced labour spa(HHRHGB) to being a slave on osirus 4?(APTR)

[Reply #462 on:]

A: promotion

Q: What are the other Osiruses (1,2,3) like?

[Reply #463 on:]

A: Starfish.

Q: Why does Belzebot have to show good faith towards the other robots?

[Reply #464 on:]

A: he was programmed to by the robot god

Q: who programmed robot god?

[Reply #465 on:]

that thing that collided with god

where do robots have their exhaust fans

[Reply #466 on:]

A: Well, every robot's different; Bender has it in his ass, URL has it in his head and Perversion-Bot 6.0 has it - well, you know...

Q: What does Zomibie Jesus do?

[Reply #467 on:]

A:instead of healing the ill, killing the healthy and living life to the full.

Q:how did zombie jesus die?

[Reply #468 on:]

A: He had a curse that was reversed (hey that rhymes!)
Q: What's England like in the Future?
(just 3 things will do)

[Reply #469 on:]

A: Very, um, english...
Q: How many species of intelligent beings are there in the future on Earth?

[Reply #470 on:]

A:-21

Q:what is the name -2 of these intelligent creatures?

[Reply #471 on:]

A: intelligent creature #-1 and intelligent creature #-2

Q: WTF?

[Reply #472 on:]

A: Damn straight.

Q: Who does the voices of the background characters without lines?

[Reply #473 on:]

A: John Doe.

Q: How can the water people ("My Three Suns" ) hold or wear anything if they're made of water?

[Reply #474 on:]

A. Easy, it floats. 

Q. How was the infosphere built?

[Reply #475 on:]

A: The brain spawn used it's sionic beams to mold it together out of nothingness.

Q: Do the brains eat? If so, how do they digest without asses?

[Reply #476 on:]

a: yeah they eat. They digest, but they do not excrete. They eat a small portion of food at an early age, then they keep recycling that same piece of food over and over. They're very clever. They could do that. Shut up.

q: How were the brains created?

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A: Hitler's earliest relative's head got cut off and the brain flew right out. The brain that flew out was of course the infosphere brain (of course, it was smaller back then). It used it's sionic beams to create the rest of the brainspawn.

Q: Before the big bang, how did the nibblonians live?

[Reply #478 on:]

A: God Said "Oh You Animals Are So @#$! Cute, You Can Just Live In My House, I'm Getting It Refurbished, But There Is Some Room..." Then Big Bang, And God Sent Them To The Nicest And Cuddliest Planet That He/She Could Find!
Q: What Happens When Leela, Bender, & Fry Lose There Jobs?

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A: The show answers that one. Leela becomes a pizza delivery girl, Fry becomes a cryogenic councelor and Bender becomes the Prime Minister of Norway.

Q: Why do almost all planets happen to speak english?