Ask a random question, get a random answer (Volume III)

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@Harry-- Google  says you're wrong. I have the Box Set as well. Might be a mistype or his penname.

A. You.

Q. How does SquarePupils make Popplers so magically delicious?

TOi_c_wTotPD(The Official i_c_weiner Top of the Page Dance)

[Reply #281 on:]

A: I dunno, special ingredients?

Q: Is i_c_weiner weirded out by the IM conversation we had yesterday?

[Reply #282 on:]

A. Nope, not at all...no, no, no, no.We'll talk later.

Q. Smart Ass Answer for that from an outside party.

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what kind of f'ing question is that? Btw, I think it is a typo on my box set. My Nevermind & In Utero both have it spelled w/o the "e". My bad.

Back to Popplers. If you promised not to sue them, would you stick one up yer nose?

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A. 

Originally posted by Harry Sach:
what kind of f'ing question is that?

Q. What are some prank calls Fry and Bender do?

[Reply #285 on:]

Ones w/ alot of heavy breathing, usualy made to Leela.

Should I go to church w/ a photoshopped picture of the pope as emperor palpatine on it?(It's a catholic church)

[Reply #286 on:]

A. Yes!

Q. Is it worth it if the Photoshop isn't from PEEL?

[Reply #287 on:]

A: No, not really.

Q: Why is the sky blue if water is the same color?

[Reply #288 on:]

A. Because Pope John Paul II said so in his last words.

Q. What other things did Pope John Paul II say in his last words?

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A: "and"
Q: What is Hermes's middle name?

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Potsmoker

What is Amy's middle name?

[Reply #291 on:]

A: Amy "Imonarollagay" Wong.

Q: Witch Parallel Box universe would you want to be from?
(eg. Pirate, roman, hippy.)

[Reply #292 on:]

Universe 1, I like Bender w/ the glorious golden ass.

If you had to kill off one of the main futurama characters, who would you kill?

[Reply #293 on:]

A: Hermes. He's a good and important character, but he's boring.

Q: Why would YOU (the next to answer) KEEP Hermes on the show and kill off someone else? 

[Reply #294 on:]

A: He has some good lines. (In that case, I'd kill of some background character.) Hey, you didn't say it had to be a main character.

Q: What would have happened if Fry had killed Nibbler while he was choking him in "The Why Of Fry"?

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A. Nibbler would have died, then Future Fry would hang out and get piss drunk with 1999 Fry and go backpacking across Europe.

Q. What blood type is Morbo?

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A. A....

Q. What other blood types are there?

EDIT: in the future that is.

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A. AB, O-, and XXX!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What ever happened to the Australian Slave?

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A: He's shovelling feces on Omicron Persei 8.

Q: Does Cubert turn out as smart as the prof.?

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A: No, because he never ages, and is (unfortunately) 12 years old for the rest of his life.

Q: Why wasn't Super Mario fighting on the side of the Nintendians in AOI2 when Lrr invaded Earth á la Space Invaders?

INVADERS!!! ... possibly from SPACE!!!

[Reply #300 on:]

A. Mario's loyalties lie with the Mushroom Kingdom, which he represents in the UN. His first duty is to the princess, not to Lrrr.

Q. How did Zapp Brannigan become bald?

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A: Duh, he shaved 

Q: Which characters would you like to see fight to death? (Not Fry and Zoidberg)

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A: Leela and Fry
Q: What characters would you NOT want to see fight to death?

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A: Leela and Fry 

Q: You are the bus driver. Fry, Bender and Leela get on, with 7 people already aboard. In the first stop, they stay on, but 4 people get off. The next stop, 2 people get off, and 4 people get on. Fry, Bender and Leela are still on. In the next stop, no one gets on and no one gets off. In the next stop, 5 people get on, and 1 person gets off. They are still on the bus. Why are you still reading this?

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A: What? I didn't finish the boring mathematical question.

Q: Is New Hampshire in Futurama New New Hampshire?

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Not unless the entire state is underground like New York is.

LaBarbara + Walt = ???

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A: Slurm Queen

Q: What are Bender Waffles made from?

[Reply #307 on:]

A: Uh,...New Jersey?

Q: What was Farnsworth's favorite subject in high school?

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Happy 1000th Post Futurama Nerd. Now you're a Professor too...which is good...and coool.(notice the 3 o's)

A. Inflatible Doll Inflation 101

Q. What is a polymorph?

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A:

Q: What is a Nurdbot?

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Who is IC weiner?

[Reply #311 on:]

My son

Who is...*dun dun duuun* DaveMason?

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[Luke Skywalker]NOOOOOOOO![/Luke Skywalker]

A. [Darth Vader]DaveMason...I am you're father. Join me, on the Dark Side, and we shall rule the galaxy father and son. Oh, wait, you're already on the Dark Side. Then, um, YOU WILL DIE![/Darth Vader]

Q. How is Jicannon my fahter.

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He humped your mom

What kind of name is Harry Sach

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A. The name that sounds like a person that would hump a dog.

Q. What kind of name is mint?

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Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
A. The name that sounds like a person that would hump a dog.

Q. What kind of name is mint?

you're evil i_c... I only hump sheep.

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A. Mint is a flavor.

Q. Why the fuck has a Futurama question thread turned into a PEELer question thread?

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Because we've run out of good Futurama questions.

Is Hermes a Rastafarian?

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A. no.. of course not 

Q. how much does the uss nimbus weigh?

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A: Usually nothing.  I mean, it's a spaceship.

Q: How much does the USS Nimbus's captain weigh?