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Nerd-o-rama

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« on: 04-02-2005 20:07 »

The new incarnation of the Stupid Question/Answer game:

To start with

Q: Why wasn't Applied Cryogenics destroyed in the 1000 years that Fry was frozen?

"Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows."

GP: 100 Nixorbucks
XP: 500
Next level: 1000
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #1 on: 04-02-2005 20:09 »

A. It was in a giant freezing tube.

Q. Does Bender know about the Muffin Man?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #2 on: 04-02-2005 20:11 »

A. God I hope not.

Q. What would Leela do if she won the lottery?
cujoe169
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« Reply #3 on: 04-02-2005 20:17 »

a: buy a hooker bot?

q: what kind of hookerbot?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #4 on: 04-02-2005 20:18 »

A. A male Hookerbot. Although Bender would try to get the Professor to do a secret sex change on it.

Q. What model year is this Hookerbot?
cujoe169
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« Reply #5 on: 04-02-2005 20:20 »

2983 she likes a good classic

q: waht kind of features would said hookerbot have?
alexvilagosh

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« Reply #6 on: 04-02-2005 20:23 »

A: Every part of its body vibrates if you want it to. And I mean every part.

B: What key feature would your dream hookerbot have?

(how'd this get so filthy)
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #7 on: 04-02-2005 20:24 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2005 20:24 »

A. Being a good hooker. And it has chrome legs with a white finish that makes it look sweet.

That answer wasn't even meant for your question, but still worked nicely.

Q. Are there only female hookerbots? For Leela's sake.
cujoe169
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« Reply #8 on: 04-02-2005 20:26 »

a: depends on what you consider female.. raur... lol (filth starter right here*)

q: is it bad that this thread is eerily perverted haha?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #9 on: 04-02-2005 20:27 »

A. No.

Q. Is the reason this thread is eerily perverted because no girls have posted on it?(that we know of)
alexvilagosh

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« Reply #10 on: 04-02-2005 20:32 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2005 20:32 »

A. Not really. More so that none of us have seen a girl for at least 8 years.

Q. Will any of us see a female in the next 8 years? (Note: does not include family... unless you're into that kind of thing  flirt )
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #11 on: 04-02-2005 20:42 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2005 20:42 »

A. Yes. It's called the wonder of television and computers. But if you mean that not being perverted girl images, shows, or pictures, then not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but certainly on Monday we will.

Q. What will the Monday girl's/girls' name(s) be?
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #12 on: 04-02-2005 20:51 »

A: Daniela, Sarah, Elizabeth, Sarah, probably about 8 other Sarahs, maybe a Miinkay.

Q: What part of China are Amy's ancestors from?
cujoe169
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« Reply #13 on: 04-02-2005 20:55 »

a: canton

q: what kind of name is miinkay?
Bender_Waffles

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« Reply #14 on: 04-02-2005 21:08 »

A. Neptunian

Q. Who was the first president of earth?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #15 on: 04-02-2005 21:39 »

A. ME!

Q. Who was the first vice president of Earth?
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #16 on: 04-02-2005 22:07 »


A: <--
And Miinkay is, ironically enough, Cantonese

Q: Who's the first Secretary of Earth's Treasury?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #17 on: 04-02-2005 22:09 »

A. The next person to post.

Q. Who is the first Secretary of Earth's Defense?
SquarePupils

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« Reply #18 on: 04-02-2005 22:13 »

A: Inuyasha.  By that time, they had the technology to bring cartoon characters to life, and anime characters never lose a battle.

Q: Who was the most popular President of Earth?
chay´s head

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« Reply #19 on: 04-02-2005 22:18 »

A: you know the one, that guy, he had the hair... i can't remember his name right now, but he was real popular.

Q:when will there be a Black Female Gay Earth president
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #20 on: 04-02-2005 22:23 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2005 22:23 »

A. To quote myself, me.(sorry, that was the first question's answer)
To answer chay's, the fifth Earthican president.

Q. Who will be the second president of Earth?
SquarePupils

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« Reply #21 on: 04-02-2005 23:01 »

A: That old dude, the one who died from Sonic Diarrhea the day after he was inaugurated.

Q: What new diseases have come up since earth began to have contact with aliens?
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #22 on: 04-03-2005 01:32 »

A: Neptunian Syphilis; Venusian Clap; and of course, the Uncommonly Unusually Uncommon Cold.

Q: Are both men and women "genetically engineered" in the future?
Spielor

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« Reply #23 on: 04-03-2005 01:36 »

A: No. Mankind is dead then. They are all robots though, even if they don't know it.

Q: How many spaceships can be powered with a one-week amount of dark matter a nibblonian "produces"?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #24 on: 04-03-2005 01:38 »

A. 4.5 Billion

Q. Who does Fry go to get his hair cut in the future?
Shippy Mandy

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« Reply #25 on: 04-03-2005 01:40 »

A. Zublek's Haircuts

Q. What kind of Hookerbot would Fry buy?

I am the Bacon Man!
Spielor

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« Reply #26 on: 04-03-2005 01:46 »
« Last Edit on: 04-03-2005 01:46 »

A: A "B3005-214xxx Lovemachine".

Q: What colour is Amy's underwear?
winna

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« Reply #27 on: 04-03-2005 02:12 »

A: The color that makes her genitals look besterest

Q: Why are you gonna get venomous viper poison venom in your eyes sinep swallow?
cujoe169
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« Reply #28 on: 04-03-2005 13:30 »

a: too confusing to answer

q: what does winna mean by said question?
SquarePupils

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« Reply #29 on: 04-03-2005 13:41 »

A: something like "why are you going to get venom in your eyes" followed by "penis" backwards and then "swallow"...I'm not going to look into that any further, because my sanity is at stake here.

Q: What would happen if somebody did figure out what winna's question meant?
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #30 on: 04-03-2005 13:51 »

A: The Universe would be replaced by something even more inexplicable and bizarre.

Q: What have I got in my pocket?
cujoe169
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« Reply #31 on: 04-03-2005 14:42 »

a banana?  or something similar in shape?

q: is it hard or soft (further clarification)
Spielor

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« Reply #32 on: 04-03-2005 14:47 »

A: It is soft and when suqeezed makes funny noises...  big grin

Q: What would Bender say if told about this soft and squeezing banana-shaped thing in Nerd-o-Rama's pocket?
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #33 on: 04-03-2005 14:47 »
« Last Edit on: 04-03-2005 14:47 »

A to Cujoe: Soft.  It's been there a while.
A to Spielor: I don't get it...oh hehehehehehe.

Q: Doesn't anybody read books anymore?
Spielor

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« Reply #34 on: 04-03-2005 14:48 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
A1: Soft.  It's been there a while.
A2: I don't get it...oh hehehehehehe.

Q: Doesn't anybody read books anymore?

I was quicker!!   tongue
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #35 on: 04-03-2005 16:16 »

A to nerd: No, all books were banned in the year 2856.

Q. Why were all books banned?
morbo_it

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« Reply #36 on: 04-03-2005 16:23 »

A) because people got addicted to ink

Q) were comics banned too?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #37 on: 04-03-2005 16:26 »

A. No, they were burned.

Q. What is Fry's favorite movie from the 20th Century?
Spielor

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« Reply #38 on: 04-03-2005 17:00 »

A. Because Science Fiction Movies are obviously no longer necessary in the 31st century.  wink

Q. Since they don't make movies about the future anymore in the 31st century, what does the world look like in the 41st century?
Philp_J_Fry

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« Reply #39 on: 04-03-2005 17:23 »

A: In the 41st century New York would have been destroyed and rebuit again making New New York into New New New York.
Q: Who destroyed New York the 41st century?
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