SquarePupils
Bending Unit
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« Reply #480 on: 08-29-2005 21:57 »
« Last Edit on: 08-29-2005 21:57 »
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Fry: Oh no! Our only escape route is this door, and someone boarded it over with a wooden X! Wooden Xs are invincible to anything but super powers! Also, they put a table in front of it! *sob* Leela: Then stand back-hieeeeeeeeya! ( grows large and transforms into a robot, Hulk-style) Fry: Huzzah! EDIT: Stupid TOTPDub.. .reposting picture...Edit again (I felt bad about leaving tha first dub on the other page :/) Originally posted by JDB: Oh my God!!! What a Frame Grab!
Uuum, anyway: Leela: Bender, whats digging into me? Bender: It's my Third Camera! Fry(Holds up metal rod): Then whats this? Bender: A Robot Condom. Fry: AAAEEERGH!!!!! *Drops the Condom*
That was very sick...
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: Wooden operating table? Least comfortable bed ever. Leela: It can't be much worse than this La-Z-Bot recliner. Bender: You're about to become a lot less comfortable in a second.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Bender: Thats Him, thats the machine that tried to violate me!
Leela: Its going to be hard to prove that with your history, Bender.
Fry: Don't put the victim on trial.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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I guess I should learn to refresh my screen before posting.
Fry: Bender, if you want to breakdance, you'll have to do more moves than your patented "ass-spin".
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GreyThinkyWhale
Professor
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*Fry & Leela walk into the room, Bender doesn't notice.* Bender: No, please Mr. Can-Opener, don't kick me out. I love you! *Fry & Leela walk away slowly.*
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: It's another one of those yellow and black stripey things. Bender are you OK?
Bender: It came from up there. That was too close.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Zoidberg: I may not be Jewish, but I am qualified to do circumcisions! *snip snip*
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LayZ341
Professor
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Leela: AAAHHHH.....Professor!! Professor: Sorry Leela, but I have to brand my employees so the coroner can identify the bodies.
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GreyThinkyWhale
Professor
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Proffessor: Hold it right there Fry! You're not going anywhere 'til I get my spongebath. It's in the fine print as one of your tasks.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Leela: Thats done. Now no one will ever find that negative home pregnancy test.
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Crash_7
Professor
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After sampling Bender's first attempt at Mexican cuisine and being unable to beat Fry to the bathroom, Leela improvised.
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