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i_c_weiner

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« on: 03-26-2005 00:43 »
« Last Edit on: 03-26-2005 00:43 »

New game! It's called the What-If Machine Game!

Rules:
Answer the previous What-If question.
Ask a new What-If question.

This is kinda like the Ask a Smart Question Get a Smart-ass Answer thread, but it's a whole different theme and the answer doesn't have to be a Smart-ass answer.

What if Fry were a wizard?
MrMoose

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« Reply #1 on: 03-26-2005 00:49 »

There would be all kinds of magic everywhere but none of it would work right simply because it's Fry.

What if Zoidberg was god?
chay´s head

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« Reply #2 on: 03-26-2005 00:54 »

There where would be mackrel EVERYWHERE!

What if Leela Were even LESS impulsive

Also, what was that prize a while ago moose?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #3 on: 03-26-2005 01:01 »

She would have killed everyone in a spaceship crash, as she was not able to out manuever the Space Pirate ship because she was so nonimpulsive that the Space Pirates knew her next move.

What if Bender was Glorious Gold?
MrMoose

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« Reply #4 on: 03-26-2005 01:03 »

He would have sold his body for cash 3 minutes after he was made.

What if Amy was poor?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #5 on: 03-26-2005 01:21 »

Amy would've been in the "naughty business".

What if Fry had been the first person on Mars?
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« Reply #6 on: 03-26-2005 01:31 »

He would have savoured the moment by burping and scratching his ass.

What if Farnsworth built an irreversible machine to destroy the World?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #7 on: 03-26-2005 01:50 »

He would keep it a secret from himself.

What if The Beatles made a reunion tour in the 3000's?
Harry Sach

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« Reply #8 on: 03-26-2005 01:58 »

"Across the Universe" would have a whole new meaning.

What if Zoidberg were a Wookie?
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« Reply #9 on: 03-26-2005 02:28 »

Okay, this thread is almost identical to the 'Ask a Question' thread. I've already recognized some of the questions already asked in the other thread.
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« Reply #10 on: 03-26-2005 02:45 »

Perhaps you could just have made "The what-if machine game" into the unofficial title for the thread 'ask a question get an answer'?
Anyway...
What if Zoidberg were a Wookie?
A- then we'd be watching a whole different show.

Q- what if you asked the what if machine, 'what if I built a what if machine?'
ooy

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« Reply #11 on: 03-26-2005 02:47 »
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A- You'd get a Blue Screen Of Death because the "what if" machine in the "what if" machine sequence was powered by Microsoft.

Q-What if Futurama never existed?
smision

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« Reply #12 on: 03-26-2005 03:09 »

A- you wouldn't be here posting.

Q- what if all missions could be solved with chess?
ooy

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« Reply #13 on: 03-26-2005 03:33 »

A-Deep Blue would be supreme ruler.

A-What if you played D&D for the next billion years?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #14 on: 03-26-2005 10:21 »

Now that I think about it, this thread is kinda like the Smart Question/Smart-ass Answer thread.

You would become a Level 95,000,000,000 Wizard with a +302,033,492 Wand.

What if the Professor hadn't asked the What-if Machine what if he had invented the finglonger?

ecks

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« Reply #15 on: 03-26-2005 14:10 »

A- He would have asked it "what if I invented the wanglonger"

Q- What if Fry was less stupid?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #16 on: 03-26-2005 14:19 »

A. He would have been smart enough not to fall into the cryogenics tube and the universe would have been destroyed.

Q. What if Al Gore wasn't a head in the 3000's?
ecks

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« Reply #17 on: 03-26-2005 14:22 »

A- He would have been a different body part... and no one wants to see that...

Q- What if their was a robot GOD?
Nixorbo

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« Reply #18 on: 03-26-2005 14:29 »

 
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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
Okay, this thread is almost identical to the 'Ask a Question' thread. I've already recognized some of the questions already asked in the other thread.

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