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Andy1234

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« Reply #80 on: 03-19-2005 03:18 »

<noun1>Robot devil
<noun2>Bender
<noun3>andy
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #81 on: 03-19-2005 12:19 »

Just one, man. And those aren't nouns, either!
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #82 on: 03-19-2005 15:04 »

<noun 1> FISH!
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #83 on: 03-19-2005 16:59 »
« Last Edit on: 03-20-2005 00:00 »

<Adjective 1> Sticky
<Town/city> Pleasant Hill
<Noun 1> Fish
<Company> Wal-Mart
<Adjective 2> Moldy
<Noun 2> Pencil
<Verb (present tense)> Mooning
<Noun 3>
<Occupation> Porn model
<Title/rank> Pope
<Plural noun> Rocks
<Colour> Gold
<Noun 4> Rubber cement
<Adjective 3> Explosive
<Noun 5>
<Body Part> Sphincter

It's not a museum piece, this...is the groove...
bender+fry

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« Reply #84 on: 03-20-2005 05:00 »

Time for another.

<Plural noun> Rocks
swidzi

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« Reply #85 on: 03-20-2005 09:54 »

<Noun 2> Pencil
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #86 on: 03-20-2005 11:22 »

<Adjective 1> Sticky
Capīn Skusting

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« Reply #87 on: 03-20-2005 11:46 »

<adjective #2> moldy
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #88 on: 03-20-2005 12:11 »

Odd nouns are left:

<Noun 1>
<Noun 3>
<Noun 5>

"He used a teenage colloquialism, get the tear gas."
JBERGES

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« Reply #89 on: 03-20-2005 15:56 »

<Noun 3>  Bacon
Zoidberg227

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« Reply #90 on: 03-20-2005 16:24 »

<Noun 1> Fedora
Wooter

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« Reply #91 on: 03-20-2005 16:38 »

<noun 5> Ass
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #92 on: 03-20-2005 18:07 »

<Adjective 1> Sticky
<Town/city> Pleasant Hill
<Noun 1> Fish
<Company> Wal-Mart
<Adjective 2> Moldy
<Noun 2> Pencil
<Verb (present tense)> Mooning
<Noun 3> Bacon
<Occupation> Porn model
<Title/rank> Pope
<Plural noun> Rocks
<Colour> Gold
<Noun 4> Rubber cement
<Adjective 3> Explosive
<Noun 5> Ass
<Body Part> Sphincter
 
Oh crap. Sorry Z227, I forgot i_c already filled Noun 1.  hmpf
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #93 on: 03-20-2005 18:15 »

All About Leela

Turanga Leela is a sticky cycloptic mutant who grew up in the Pleasant Hill Minimum Security Orphanarium. Her parents left her there as a baby, in hopes that she could have a better fish passing as an alien.

Leela was formerly employed at Wal-Mart as Fate Assignment Officer. After a moldy encounter with a defrostee, Fry, she was hired by Planet Express as pencil captain. Undoubtedly the hardest working of the crew; Leela moons the Planet Express ship and coordinates delivery strategy.

By no means is this no-nonsense bombshell strictly business. She still searches for the bacon of her dreams, despite her past failed attempts. Porn model Fry has expressed feelings for his pope, but has been unable to win her affection thus far. Leela also keeps in contact with her rocks, with whom she was recently reunited.

Should you see a gold ponytailed cyclops on the rubber cement, don’t make an explosive comment. If you do, the next thing you will likely see is the bottom of her ass as it connects with your sphincter.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt!  laff
Futurama Nerd

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« Reply #94 on: 03-20-2005 18:37 »

 
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If you do, the next thing you will likely see is the bottom of her ass as it connects with your sphincter.
laff I was wondering where a bio about Leela went. Nice one LIC  smile
winna

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« Reply #95 on: 03-20-2005 18:40 »

<advreb7> kssf> in 54 stdio they fuckde donk
Jicannon

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« Reply #96 on: 03-20-2005 18:42 »
« Last Edit on: 03-20-2005 18:42 »

   
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the bottom of her ass as it connects with your sphincter.
  laff That turned out nicely
bender+fry

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« Reply #97 on: 03-21-2005 05:03 »

 
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...Leela moons the Planent Express ship...

 laff

Good job LIC! Another job well done.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #98 on: 03-21-2005 17:41 »

 
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If you do, the next thing you will likely see is the bottom of her ass as it connects with your sphincter.


I knew aphincter was the right body part this time! That was one of the funniest parts we've gotten. And "porn star Fry"...[Farnsworth] Oh my. [/Farnsworth]
Procyon

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« Reply #99 on: 03-22-2005 21:27 »
« Last Edit on: 03-22-2005 21:27 »

 
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She still searches for the bacon of her dreams, despite her past failed attempts. Porn model Fry has expressed feelings for his pope, but has been unable to win her affection thus far.

I think that's my favorite line, besides the aforementioned ass-on-sphincter sentence.   laff

Keep on the great work LIC, this thread idea was awesome, and you do an great job.
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #100 on: 03-23-2005 01:32 »
« Last Edit on: 03-25-2005 00:00 »

Thanx to all! Hey, I've got another lib ready for the 100th post! Hang tight, this is a long one...

<Occupation> Buttwiper
<Adjective 1> Glowing
(Adjective 2 voted off)   evil laugh
<Noun 1> Worm excrement
<Verb ending in "ing" 1> Lambasting
<Living thing> Paramecium
<An art/skill> Sucking up
<Noun 2> Gluteus Maximus
<Adjective 3>
<Verb ending in "ing" 2> Brutal murdering
<Noun 3> Scooby snack
<Plural noun 1> Anuses
<Verb 1> Titillate
<Plural noun 2> Nebulae
<Verb 2> Stumble
<Adjective 4> Impotent
<Exclamation> Great Caesar's ghost
<Verb 3> Ghostbusting

Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I...am enlightened. 
JBERGES

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« Reply #101 on: 03-23-2005 01:48 »

<Verb ending in "ing" 1> lambasting
bender+fry

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« Reply #102 on: 03-23-2005 03:43 »

<Occupation> Buttwiper

It's a job, dammit!
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #103 on: 03-23-2005 04:40 »

<Exclamation> great caesers ghost

(buttwiper-worst job ever!)
Unknown

Starship Captain
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« Reply #104 on: 03-23-2005 16:48 »

<Living thing> paramecium
Shippy Mandy

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« Reply #105 on: 03-23-2005 17:02 »

<Verb ending in "ing" 2> brutally murdering

(These are freaking hilarious! I laughed out loud at them, especially the Leela one.)
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #106 on: 03-23-2005 17:17 »

<Plural noun 2> Nebulae
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #107 on: 03-23-2005 18:39 »

<Art/Skill> Sucking up
Procyon

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« Reply #108 on: 03-23-2005 19:29 »

<Verb 1> titillate
ecks

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« Reply #109 on: 03-24-2005 18:16 »

<Noun 3> scooby snack
Kittyminx

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« Reply #110 on: 03-24-2005 20:23 »

<Adjective 1> glowing
ecks

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« Reply #111 on: 03-25-2005 13:01 »

<Noun 1> worm excramint

...I don't know if I'm allowed to post another one, but this is going slow so... their it is...
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #112 on: 03-25-2005 14:15 »

 
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Originally posted by Leela In Chains:
Please, only one posting per user every 1/672 of a fortnight....or 12 hours. That way everybody who cares can contribute.

Anyway...
<Plural Noun 1> Anuses
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #113 on: 03-25-2005 15:18 »

Who needs rules? We've only got six words left; so fill away, my loyal subjects!  Must be everybody takes Holy Week off, or something.

i_c, you sure that wouldn't be Anusilaff
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #114 on: 03-25-2005 15:28 »

In the wake of L_I_C's announcement:

<Noun 2> Gluteus maximus
<Verb 3> Ghostbusting
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #115 on: 03-25-2005 16:30 »

I just found that Adjective 2 is unecessary! Wheeeheeheehee! Only 2 left!
JBERGES

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« Reply #116 on: 03-25-2005 16:45 »

let's get this finished...

<Verb 2> stumble
<Adjective 4> impotent
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #117 on: 03-25-2005 20:39 »
« Last Edit on: 03-25-2005 20:39 »

Last item up for bid: this lovely Adjective 3! Never used, just waiting for substitution. Do I have an opening bid?   big grin
ecks

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« Reply #118 on: 03-25-2005 21:39 »

Adjective 3 - colorfull
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #119 on: 03-25-2005 21:53 »

Yay! With the addition of colorful, we're on the edge of a new Mad Lib unveiling!
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