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SquarePupils

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« Reply #440 on: 06-09-2005 12:36 »
« Last Edit on: 06-09-2005 12:36 »

MISSION COMPLETE-TOTPD lib

I had to change some tenses and add plurals and such to get it right.  Here goes-

Sung to the tune of the Robot Hell song

Marshmallows are evil,
you won't photograph them,
we'll find turnips to simulate that smell,
what a sorry fella,
rolled up and ejaculated like a panatella,
here on level one of basketball hell!

Gambling's wrong and so is shagging
so is forging phony rubber,
let's let Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm decide,
what types of tortures justify,
I'm pit boss here on level 17011991!

Just tell me why!
Please read this i page warrant.
There must be clamps worse than I!
We checked around there really aren't.
Then please let me explain,
my crimes were merely cell phones.
You squeezed gyneclogists, nuns and banks!
Aw, don't blame me blame my ergonomically designed pope-hat!
Please stop sinning while I'm stroking!

Selling boot leg jerks is wrong,
musicians need their income to survive.
Hey Bender gonna make some poles
with your hard drive scratch by Pee Wee Herman!
Thats whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five!

I don't feel intense pain.
It's up to us to rescue him.
Maybe he likes it here in Neverland Ranch.
It's us who tempted him to jerk.
Maybe he's back at the universe.
C'mon Fry don't be scared
I'm sure at least one of us will be spared,
so just sit back enjoy the ride!
My ass has blisters from the brick!

Fencing diamonds,
fixing cockfights,
publishing indecent Playboy magazines,
you'll pay for every wall mural,
knee deep in liquid mercury,
you'll fanagle 'till the end of time,
enduring tortures most of which rhyme,   
trapped forever here in robot hell!
Krokei

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« Reply #441 on: 06-09-2005 12:44 »

Magnificent, *applause*

 
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Aw, don't blame me blame my ergonomically designed pope-hat!
Please stop sinning while I'm stroking!

Brilliant. Had me laughing so hard. Nearly upchucked my dinner. Didn't, luckily.

*Woo!*
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #442 on: 06-09-2005 14:03 »
« Last Edit on: 06-09-2005 14:03 »

My Favorite Lines
 
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Maybe he likes it here in Neverland Ranch.
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Hey Bender gonna make some poles
with your hard drive scratch by Pee Wee Herman!
More great laughs made by me! And no, I wasn't biased to pick those just because I set part of them up.
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #443 on: 06-09-2005 14:31 »
« Last Edit on: 06-09-2005 14:31 »

Yeah, take that Mikey! Good call, i_c.    big grin

Pupils, I think you gave this thread new life. Awesome job, and many kudos!

Ahem. Ohhhhh, Weeeeiner?
"Please stop sinning while I'm stroking!"
Oh yeah, I rule.    tongue

Pupils is emitting some level three inspiration! I'm getting back into the lib business...
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #444 on: 06-09-2005 14:34 »

Yes, yes. I guess this song originated during the time the Robot Devil had Fry's hands, with him stroking and such.
FRY~$$$

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« Reply #445 on: 06-09-2005 14:39 »

that was good Square pupils! GOOD JOB
Andy1234

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« Reply #446 on: 06-09-2005 14:45 »

i'll do one, (i'll write it now)
FRY~$$$

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« Reply #447 on: 06-09-2005 14:48 »

AWESOME, AWSOME TO THE MAX
Andy1234

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« Reply #448 on: 06-09-2005 15:02 »

dosn't matter,i really can't be bothered

Don't think i'm lazy beacause i'm not

This is just another signature.




Move along.
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #449 on: 06-09-2005 17:01 »

 
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Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
Yes, yes. I guess this song originated during the time the Robot Devil had Fry's hands, with him stroking and such.

Wrong episode i_c. That song was from Hell Is Other Robots. The Robot Devil didn't get Fry's hands until The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings.

I love my job.  cool
SquarePupils

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« Reply #450 on: 06-09-2005 18:55 »

Aw, thanks guys.  Someone had better make another lib.  I love this thread.

I liked the "marsmallows are evil...we'll find turnips to simulate that smell" part.

I had this problem that when I mentally read that over, I had to read it to the right beat with the music playing in my head.  Maybe I'm just a little psychotic.  Just a little.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #451 on: 06-10-2005 00:03 »

No, I know that. I meant the whole "stroking thing" and the "Fry's hands getting around" things. Maybe they made a remake with those lyrics incase the Robot Devil didn't get his hands back, if you get what I'm saying.
spaulding

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« Reply #452 on: 06-10-2005 07:17 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2005 00:00 »

well i guess ill do one.

ok i need
<adjective1> = chipper
<adjective2> = visually impared
<adjective3>
<noun1> = Fhqwhgads
<noun2> = chicken
<noun3> = dog
<verb1> = engorge
<verb2> = urinate
<verb3> = kill
<number1> = 27037098426890234684459693602 60230673564374756730104646370 27367345725302783803693417621 00153894787093106100174856752 15710547408773275651956369493 59663622599519594135924646916 654592 659695423
<number2> = 1234567890
<number3> = -3824.76891203
<calender event1> = gene wilder's birthday
<calender event2> = Robonukah
<calender event3> = mother's day
<body part1> = corpus callosum
<body part2> = pelvic splencnic gangleon
<body part3> = heart
<body part4> = Eyeball
<famous person1> = Eddie Griffin
<weapon1> = michael jackson
<type of alcohol1> = whiskey
<toy1> = MorboCorp Invasion Calculators
<toy2> = Working Model of Stop 'n' Drop Suicide Booths
<toy3> = Bender action figure, with action phrase, "bite my shiny metal ass"
<race eg black white klingon or even female1> = Purple Sticky Punch Plant People
<emotion1> = passion for disembowling
<emotion2> = happily angry
<feeling1> = an oncoming stroke
smision

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« Reply #453 on: 06-10-2005 08:25 »

feeling- an oncoming stroke.

also I noticed my previous entry was ignored. Was it because it was awful or because it had no number? If it happens again i'll be emotionally scarred, but this time I don't care too much.
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #454 on: 06-10-2005 08:55 »

<Emotion 1> Passion for disemboweling
Unknown

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« Reply #455 on: 06-10-2005 10:22 »

<body part 1> corpus callosum
kiffan

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« Reply #456 on: 06-10-2005 10:44 »

god save Johann.... of Ulm!
<calender event 1> gene wilder's birthday.

june 11th for you heathens who don't have the futurama calender.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #457 on: 06-10-2005 14:21 »

<weapon1> Michael Jackson
Krokei

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« Reply #458 on: 06-10-2005 15:53 »

i think i know where this is going...

<toy1> MorboCorp Invasion Calculators
TheGlob

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« Reply #459 on: 06-10-2005 16:04 »
« Last Edit on: 06-10-2005 16:04 »

<type of alcohol1> Whiskey
GreyThinkyWhale

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« Reply #460 on: 06-10-2005 16:20 »

<number1> - 27037098426890234684459693602 60230673564374756730104646370 27367345730278380369341762100 15389478709310610017485675215 71054740877327565195636949359 66362259951959413592464691665 459265 9695423
scehc

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« Reply #461 on: 06-11-2005 11:41 »

<calender event2>Robonukah
SquarePupils

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« Reply #462 on: 06-11-2005 16:09 »

<adjective 1>
chipper
Futurama Crazy

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« Reply #463 on: 06-11-2005 17:02 »

<calender event3> Mother's Day
Krokei

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« Reply #464 on: 06-12-2005 15:27 »

<body part 3> "ass. oh wait, heart. better known as the love muscle."
picard

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« Reply #465 on: 06-12-2005 15:29 »

yes yes where the food is digested
IDIOTSVILLE

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« Reply #466 on: 06-12-2005 15:42 »

 
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Originally posted by picard:
yes yes where the food is digested

  big grin
IDIOTSVILLE

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« Reply #467 on: 06-12-2005 15:45 »

<body part4> Eyeball
Futurama Crazy

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« Reply #468 on: 06-12-2005 16:31 »

<number2> 1234567890
scehc

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« Reply #469 on: 06-12-2005 22:49 »

<body part2> pelvic splanchnic ganglia
TheGlob

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« Reply #470 on: 06-12-2005 22:57 »

<famous person1>-Eddie Griffin




Daves Not Here Man...
DogDoo8

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« Reply #471 on: 06-12-2005 23:59 »

<race eg black white klingon or even female1> Purple Sticky Punch Plant People.
TheMutantLeela

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« Reply #472 on: 06-13-2005 11:21 »

<number3> negative three-thousand, eight hundred and twenty four point seven six eight nine one two zero three

Or you could just write -3824.76891203

Also, if this is okay, can I call dibs on the next one? Unless someone else had already asked ...
Krokei

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« Reply #473 on: 06-13-2005 11:31 »

<toy2> Working Model of Stop 'n' Drop Suicide Booths
Futurama Crazy

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« Reply #474 on: 06-13-2005 11:35 »

<toy3> Bender action figure, with action phrase, "bite my shiny metal ass"
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #475 on: 06-13-2005 12:04 »

<noun1> Fhqwhgads
scehc

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« Reply #476 on: 06-13-2005 13:21 »

<verb1> engorge
TheGlob

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« Reply #477 on: 06-13-2005 14:55 »

<noun2>-Chicken
IDIOTSVILLE

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« Reply #478 on: 06-13-2005 16:36 »

<emotion2> happily angry
doomtousall

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« Reply #479 on: 06-13-2005 19:37 »
« Last Edit on: 06-15-2005 00:00 »

(verb2): Urinate


Sorry don't have those sideways ^ things.


BOTPD. Can't let the TOTPD go without an opposite.   smile
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