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Leela In Chains

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« Reply #40 on: 03-14-2005 20:21 »
« Last Edit on: 03-14-2005 20:21 »

Good news, everyone! You have successfully completed another lib! Check it out:

Bender

Bender, or Bender Bending Rodriguez, is a decaying unit gone awol. Originally programmed to bend mummified cat heads; Bender left his life of labor, and began concentrating on doing whatever he wanted.

Bender lives at the Conan O’Briens “Walker, Texas Ranger” lever Arms apartment building with his best friend, Fry. He is quite fond of picking whatever looks good, and drinking booze in excess of his fuel cell requirements.

After a few short flings with a Countess, Oprah’s head, and the lima bean Express Ship, Bender seems content in consorting with hookerbots and cheap floozies.

Bender can often be heard whistling facetiously or singing heavy metal songs. He even toured with Right Said Fred, after an incident with a toilet left him temporarily paralyzed.

Bender sure can be a lot of fun to be around, but watch that he doesn’t pick your feces.

Oh, my.     laff
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« Reply #41 on: 03-14-2005 20:32 »

Hehe. Great job again LIC.
Hehe, it sounds like lick.  tongue
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #42 on: 03-14-2005 20:40 »
« Last Edit on: 03-14-2005 20:40 »

That was one of the reasons I picked that avatar when I started submitting to TLZ. Also a tribute to the best rock band ever.     cool

<Alright! I'm a Delivery Boy!
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #43 on: 03-14-2005 20:45 »

Leela in Chains...wordplay on Alice In Chains(good band). Anways, nice thread here. If only I got posting like this on the Survivor thread, it would get faster. Great idea with this.
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #44 on: 03-14-2005 23:36 »
« Last Edit on: 03-15-2005 00:00 »

Thanx i_c. I proof-read this next one a dozen or so times, so there shouldn't be any screwups on my part. What's my drug of choice?  Well what have you got?         big grin

<Plural living thing> Bacteria
<Noun A> Piano
<Place A> Cafeteria
<Adjective A> Sweet
<Number> 6.022 x 10^23
<A Vehicle> Batmobile
<Colour> Magenta
<Title> Sir
<Noun B> Penis
<Place B> Prison
<Adjective B> Spicy
<Noun C> Pencil
<Adjective C> Epistolary
<Verb ending in "ing"> Syringing

Oooh, they're getting longer!

Hit me.
Tongue Luck

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« Reply #45 on: 03-14-2005 23:57 »

<Plural living thing> bacteria
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #46 on: 03-15-2005 00:00 »

<Noun A> Piano
Kloudes

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #47 on: 03-15-2005 00:00 »
« Last Edit on: 03-15-2005 00:00 »

<Colour> Magenta

EDIT: What do you know! The three coolest people on earth all posted at the same time!  big grin
winna

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« Reply #48 on: 03-15-2005 00:03 »

<Noun B> Penis
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #49 on: 03-15-2005 00:22 »
« Last Edit on: 03-15-2005 00:22 »

 
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Originally posted by Kloudes:
EDIT: What do you know! The three coolest people on earth all posted at the same time!    big grin

Wait, where does that leave me???

<Number> 6.022 x 10^23

Edit: Kudos to anyone other than Nick who knows the significance of that number.
JDB

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« Reply #50 on: 03-15-2005 00:30 »

<Number>: 208
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« Reply #51 on: 03-15-2005 00:34 »

^Um JDB, ZB277 already posted a number.
<Place B>-prision
JDB

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« Reply #52 on: 03-15-2005 00:40 »

Oh, yeah. I'm an idiot for missing that!
<Place A>: Cafeteria
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #53 on: 03-15-2005 00:41 »


 
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<Number> 6.022 x 10^23

Edit: Kudos to anyone other than Nick who knows the significance of that number.

The number of atoms in a mole.
JDB

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« Reply #54 on: 03-15-2005 01:02 »

Can I do another one? If so:
<Noun C>: Pencil
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #55 on: 03-15-2005 01:05 »

Hey, all right!  Someone got it!  And the creator of the game, nonetheless!

I couldn't find any Kudos, so will Kodos do?


I'm going to participate twice this round, if you don't mind (read: I don't care if you mind or not, I'm going to take another turn!)

<A vehicle> Batmobile
Leela In Chains

Bending Unit
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« Reply #56 on: 03-15-2005 11:34 »
« Last Edit on: 03-15-2005 11:34 »

Spanx for the Kodos! I don't care if you go again, just clean up when you're done. Buuurn!   laff

What are we, allergic to adjectives?

Edit: Did any you guys see that leather ad posted earlier?  laff
winna

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« Reply #57 on: 03-15-2005 11:57 »

<Verb dealy at the end>Syringing
Andy1234

Starship Captain
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« Reply #58 on: 03-15-2005 14:07 »

<title>sir
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #59 on: 03-15-2005 14:18 »

Good job LIC

<Adj C> spicy
Unknown

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« Reply #60 on: 03-15-2005 16:35 »

<Adj B/C> epistolary.
Cannon specified that his adjective be adjective C, but it is listed above as adjective B, so just put this one in wherever JI's isn't.
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #61 on: 03-15-2005 17:04 »
« Last Edit on: 03-15-2005 17:04 »

So he did! I guess I'll just leave it, in case a switch would compromise the humorous effect. Pardon my long-windedness.    roll eyes Thanx for the heads up.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #62 on: 03-15-2005 21:21 »
« Last Edit on: 03-15-2005 21:21 »

<Adj A> sweet
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #63 on: 03-15-2005 22:34 »
« Last Edit on: 03-15-2005 22:34 »

So, how many of you thought this was going to be about Leela, hmmm?

The Nibblonians

The Nibblonians are an ancient race of bacteria, who seem to be the protectors of the piano. Their home planet is Cafeteria, located at the center of the Universe.

The Nibblonians are small, sweet creatures; with 6.022 x 10^23 eyes and a ferocious appetite. Also, their elimination is widely used for batmobile fuel, known as Magenta Matter.

Sir Nibbler is a Nibblonian currently working undercover on Earth. He was adopted by Leela as a penis when he was stationed on Prison 6. He has made it his duty to look after Fry, “The Spicy One”, lest he be needed in battling threats against the pencil.

Don’t be fooled by the rainbows and bright colors; the Nibblonians are epistolary, able creatures. However, they are not above a good syringing.

Good stuff, mates!
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #64 on: 03-15-2005 22:46 »

adopted as a penis...Wow. No wonder Leela loves animals so much.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #65 on: 03-15-2005 22:59 »
« Last Edit on: 03-15-2005 22:59 »

"The Spicy One"
  laff I am so easily amused...
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #66 on: 03-15-2005 23:15 »

 
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Originally posted by Venus:
adopted as a penis...Wow. No wonder Leela loves animals so much.

I guess she just gets lonely sometimes...   flirt
Andy1234

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« Reply #67 on: 03-16-2005 13:10 »

so so so lonly tongue
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #68 on: 03-16-2005 18:30 »

Nice, very nice. I cracked up at the Leela comment.
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« Reply #69 on: 03-16-2005 19:31 »

Great job again LIC!  smile
Leela In Chains

Bending Unit
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« Reply #70 on: 03-17-2005 19:22 »

Don't worry, comrades! I'll try to get a new lib started by tomorrow. Peace out!  cool
Leela In Chains

Bending Unit
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« Reply #71 on: 03-18-2005 00:06 »
« Last Edit on: 03-19-2005 00:00 »

We're back in business! This shoulds keeps ya's all busys.

<Adjective 1>
<Town/city> Pleasant Hill
<Noun 1> Fish
<Company> Wal-Mart
<Adjective 2>
<Noun 2>
<Verb (present tense)> Mooning
<Noun 3>
<Occupation> Porn model
<Title/rank> Pope
<Plural noun>
<Colour> Gold
<Noun 4> Rubber cement
<Adjective 3> Explosive
<Noun 5>
<Body Part> Sphincter

It's not a museum piece, this...is the groove...
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« Reply #72 on: 03-18-2005 01:05 »

<Town/city> Pleasant Hill
What ya mean you never heared of it?
bender+fry

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« Reply #73 on: 03-18-2005 03:04 »

<Verb (present tense)> Mooning
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #74 on: 03-18-2005 06:47 »

<Title/rank> Pope
Andy1234

Starship Captain
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« Reply #75 on: 03-18-2005 13:22 »

<occupation>porn model
<colour>Gold
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #76 on: 03-18-2005 13:35 »

<Adjective 3> Explosive

Why the third one, you ask?  I'll tell you ... because!
Unknown

Starship Captain
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« Reply #77 on: 03-18-2005 16:06 »

<Company> Wal-Mart
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #78 on: 03-18-2005 20:51 »

<body part> Sphincter
Procyon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #79 on: 03-18-2005 21:52 »

<Noun 4> Rubber Cement
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