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Procyon

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« Reply #240 on: 04-17-2005 21:39 »
« Last Edit on: 04-17-2005 21:39 »

First off, thanks to everyone who praised my Zapp lib. Glad you enjoyed it. I never seen RD, so I wouldn't know. For anybody who doesn't know, smegma is a whitish gunk secreted by some glad. In the context of the lib, it's very funny.

Now, back to buisness.

<company> FOX

Edit: TOTPD  big grin
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #241 on: 04-17-2005 22:41 »

<Noun 4> thong

Smeg-ma: the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora.

Fry: "So that's where those skin flakes went."
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #242 on: 04-18-2005 08:00 »

<Verb 1> Exterminate
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #243 on: 04-18-2005 22:48 »

<Animal> Chinchilla
Jicannon

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« Reply #244 on: 04-19-2005 11:00 »

<Noun 5> paper cut
SquarePupils

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« Reply #245 on: 04-19-2005 21:08 »

I'm pretty sure that I'm not that good at writing mad libs, but somehow "flying vagina", "chinchilla", and "paper cut" made me laugh hysterically when I put them in...
Keep 'em coming.
Harry Sach

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« Reply #246 on: 04-19-2005 22:34 »

<noun6>pimpmobile
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #247 on: 04-20-2005 08:21 »

<Adverb> Crappily
Rover

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« Reply #248 on: 04-27-2005 18:32 »

*Makes effort not to let thread die*

<noun 2> lunch monster
Shippy Mandy

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« Reply #249 on: 04-27-2005 18:59 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2005 18:59 »

<verb 3> ate

(Can I write the next one?)
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #250 on: 04-27-2005 19:15 »

<verb 2> Bouncing

I feel so terrible that I have abandoned my own thread for this long. It's okay, Daddy's back...  tongue

Because I'm such a power freak, I have taken the liberty of posting the remaining words:

<adjective 2>
<noun 3>

By all means Shippy...I don't think the next one was called yet, so I guess it's yours!
SquarePupils

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« Reply #251 on: 04-27-2005 19:27 »

Yeah, do the next one Shippy.
Thanks, Rover, for posting too.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #252 on: 04-27-2005 21:01 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2005 21:01 »

<Noun 3> Rectum

Is it okay if I say the Adjective as well?
Zoidberg227

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« Reply #253 on: 04-28-2005 05:38 »
« Last Edit on: 04-28-2005 05:38 »

No, because I'm going to.  And because I have an inkling that <adjective 2> will somehow relate to <noune 3>, I'm going to have to say"

<adjective 2> inflamed

Edit: guess not ... oh well ... it still stands.
SquarePupils

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« Reply #254 on: 04-28-2005 07:43 »
« Last Edit on: 04-28-2005 07:43 »

I origianally wrote this story while I was reading Futurma Comics #14, but then to add some more blanks I twisted the end a bit.

Finally, the finished lib:

One day, the professor was bending, so the crew decided to do something until the professor finished and gave them another whatsamajigger.  Bender managed to find the blue lunch monster that opened the professor’s enflamed room.  They went into the room and found many unfinished in inventions, such as the helicopter ejector seat.  Among other inventions, Bender found a rectum that made multiple copies of dinosaurs.  He stole the copier, saying that he needed to “wash his thong” as an excuse.  Zoidberg also left, taking a reality generator with him.  The first thing that Zoidberg created was a flying vagina, that was half chinchilla and half paper cut.  The flying vagina began to exterminate crappily. In order to bounce the vaginas, Bender ate many copies of dinosaurs to fight it.  The dinosaurs fought the creature, and the day was saved.  However, to get rid of the dinosaurs, the crew sent them to Charlie Brown’s Bistro where they worked as blacksmiths for fox and were paid 42 pimpmobiles each nanosecond as a salary.  Not bad!

Heh.  I found it amusing...nonetheless, I'm sure that Shippy can write a much better one.    smile

edited for spelling errors-darn you spell check!
AsaB

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« Reply #255 on: 04-28-2005 18:53 »

Good one! What really cracked me up was the professor's "enflamed room" and then Bender's excuse  laff
Futurama Nerd

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« Reply #256 on: 04-28-2005 19:17 »

 
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However, to get rid of the dinosaurs, the crew sent them to Charlie Brown’s Bistro where they worked as blacksmiths for fox and were paid 42 pimpmobiles each nanosecond as a salary. Not bad!
What! FOX doesn't pay that much! Just kidding.  tongue
Cool story.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #257 on: 04-28-2005 21:14 »

Once again, the Weird Words of Weiner come into great jokes...flying vaginas...Bender stealing a rectum that makes dinosaurs. Great stuff.
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #258 on: 04-28-2005 23:01 »

Overall I would rate it a C+. Okay...not great.  tongue Just kidding; great job, Pupils!

I thought the Charlie Brown's Bistro was pretty funny. They've got really good pie...

Holy shit i_c, you're a Professor! You too Nerd, I noticed earlier. I'm gonna be a Bending Unit forever.  cry I do my best, dammit!
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #259 on: 05-03-2005 20:49 »

~~The Bump of Life~~

Is Shippy going to do this next Mad Lib or not?
Futurama Nerd

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« Reply #260 on: 05-03-2005 20:59 »

Probably not. She hasn't been here a lot.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #261 on: 05-03-2005 21:04 »

If Shippy doesn't come back by 05-05-05, then someone else should take it over.
Shippy Mandy

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« Reply #262 on: 05-03-2005 21:24 »
« Last Edit on: 05-07-2005 00:00 »

I'm back...I'll go write the lib now. Sorry for ignoring the thread...

EDIT: OK, here's the list:

Noun 1: father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate
Name: Salvador Dali
Adjective 1: delicious
Adjective 2: obnoxious
-Ing Verb 1: gallivanting
Noun 2: pastry
-Ed Verb: jump-ed
-Ing Verb 2:skanking
Adverb: irrelevantly
Planet: Andyland 8
Verb: excrete
Family Member-Plural: aunt's favorite cousin-in-laws
Adjective 3:infected
Animal-Plural: puffins
Noun 3:colon
Noun-Plural: stadia

Let the humor begin!
SquarePupils

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« Reply #263 on: 05-03-2005 22:33 »

<-Ing Verb 1>
gallivanting
Polymorph

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« Reply #264 on: 05-03-2005 23:03 »
« Last Edit on: 05-03-2005 23:03 »

family member - plural: aunt's favorite cousin-in-laws
Jicannon

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« Reply #265 on: 05-03-2005 23:10 »

Animal-plural: puffins
scehc

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« Reply #266 on: 05-04-2005 01:12 »

Adjective 2: obnoxious
Andy1234

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« Reply #267 on: 05-04-2005 11:09 »

Planet:Andyland 8
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #268 on: 05-04-2005 17:09 »

Let the genius's jokes begin!

Noun 1: Father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #269 on: 05-04-2005 18:29 »
« Last Edit on: 05-04-2005 18:29 »

Edit: Wait, someone's already done that one...

Plural noun: Stadia
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #270 on: 05-04-2005 18:31 »
« Last Edit on: 05-04-2005 18:31 »

Nevermind, ^ changed it.
Zoidberg227

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« Reply #271 on: 05-05-2005 16:27 »

-ED VERB: Jump-ed

(yes, spelled like that, with the hyphen.  DO IT!
AsaB

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« Reply #272 on: 05-05-2005 19:11 »

Adjective 1: delicious
Rover

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« Reply #273 on: 05-05-2005 20:58 »

Noun 2:Pastry
Unknown

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« Reply #274 on: 05-05-2005 23:04 »

Name: Salvador Dali
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #275 on: 05-06-2005 08:22 »

Adverb: irrelevantly.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #276 on: 05-07-2005 18:13 »

Noun 3: colon
hobojobo

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« Reply #277 on: 05-07-2005 19:03 »

Adjective 3: infected
Y_L_B

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« Reply #278 on: 05-07-2005 19:47 »

-Ing Verb 2: Skanking
Wooter

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« Reply #279 on: 05-07-2005 22:10 »

Verb: excrete
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