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Leela In Chains

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« Reply #160 on: 03-29-2005 12:29 »
« Last Edit on: 04-06-2005 00:00 »

haha!! You said ass.    laff

Kudos i_c! I gotta catch up...

TOTP waltz... do do do....    cool
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #161 on: 03-30-2005 18:38 »

<Noun 4> Tachyon
AsaB

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« Reply #162 on: 03-30-2005 18:47 »

<Noun 5> Hammer

We also need something that's not absolutely straight out of the thesaurus or the Beckionary  tongue
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« Reply #163 on: 03-30-2005 19:04 »
« Last Edit on: 03-30-2005 19:04 »

<noun 5> ceiling

edit- ahhhh you beat me to it! are there any nouns left?

<noun 1> ceiling
there we go
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #164 on: 03-30-2005 19:59 »
« Last Edit on: 03-30-2005 19:59 »

-Note-I had to edit some of the words so they could fit. Smart me didn't say the parts of speech the right way. Changes are like plural and past tense. Also, I added some that I had forgotten.

<Title 1> Uncle
<Adjective 1> Gay
<Noun 1> Ceilings(-Note-*had to change it to plural so it could fit in*)
<Verb 1(ends in -ing)> Sucking
<Real Place Anywhere in the Universe 1> Orange County, CA
<Verb 2> Assimilated(-Note-*had to change it to past tense for it to fit*)
<Adjective 2> Magnetic
<Noun 2> Worm Excrement
<Job 1> Car washer
<Number 1> The square root of negative infinity
<Organization/Company Name 1> Gracie Films
<Film Title 1> 'Kill Bill Volume 3: How the Bride Got Her Groove Back AGAIN!'
<Noun 4> Tachyon
<Sense 1>
<Noun 5> Hammer
<Beverage 1> Vodka
<Family Title 1>
<Verb 3(ends in -ing)> Sucking
<Number 2> Zero
<Letter 1> X
<Adjective 3> Magical
<Animal 1> Flying Squirrel
<Noun 6> Mouse pad
<Noun 7>
<Body Part 1> Ass
Unknown

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« Reply #165 on: 03-30-2005 22:11 »

<Beverage 1> Vodka
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« Reply #166 on: 03-30-2005 22:32 »

<sense 1> sense of direction
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #167 on: 03-30-2005 22:38 »

<Noun 7> Chain gun

Oh, I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants!
Shippy Mandy

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« Reply #168 on: 03-31-2005 01:09 »

Um, excuse me, what does Family Title mean?
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #169 on: 03-31-2005 19:49 »

I would imagine that it means something to the effect of: "uncle", "brother", "second cousin twice removed", etc.
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« Reply #170 on: 03-31-2005 20:17 »

Since nobody is giving a family title 1, may I post again?

If so,
<family title 1> family pet dog
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #171 on: 04-01-2005 00:57 »

Okay, it's done! The update for the thingy will come tomorrow.(Anticipation, anticipation, making me wait...)
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #172 on: 04-02-2005 10:41 »

Sorry to double post, but I accidentally messed up. There is one more noun left. Any takers?
chay´s head

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« Reply #173 on: 04-02-2005 10:47 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2005 10:47 »

<noun> - Book Depository
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #174 on: 04-02-2005 11:07 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2005 11:07 »

The Professor

        Uncle Hubert Farnsworth is the gay living member of The Academy of Ceilings.
   He currently owns the Planet Express sucking company so he can fund his inventing. He also lectures at Orange County, CA University on the mathematics of quantum neutrino fields. He assimilated Professor Wernstrom, who became his rival at the Academy. Farnsworth also made a magnetic hat for a worm excrement named Gunter, who is now car washer at Fox.
   He is technically the square root of infinity years old but to avoid being picked up by  Gracie Films and taken to the Near Death Star, he says he is 150. Every person who lives past the square root of infinity on Earth is taken there and used as a book depository source in the same way people were in the film ’Kill Bill Volume 3: How the Bride Got Her Groove Back…AGAIN!’.
   Farnsworth invented such tachyon like the What-if Machine and the Sense of Direction-O-Scope.  The Professor also invented the modern hammer, who runs on vodka.
   He is Fry's great (x30) family pet dog and has a mouse pad named Cubert.
   The Professor has also created a box sucking a parallel universe. In the universe, labeled Universe Zero, X, and Magical Flying Squirrel, there lives the Planet Express crew, but different! Included in the group is Professor X, who has a  chain gun along the top of his ass.


Joel: Hi Keeba!
Wooter

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« Reply #175 on: 04-02-2005 12:55 »

Proffesor X has a chaingun on top of his ass? I don't remember that from X-men!
alexvilagosh

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« Reply #176 on: 04-02-2005 13:04 »

You can't tell me you wouldn't want a chain gun on the top of your ass.
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #177 on: 04-02-2005 16:06 »

Professor X with a chain gun on his ass. Yep, I knew that. God, that's funny.  laff I guess "chain gun" worked pretty well. Car washer at FOX...I'd love to have that job.  evil laugh

Two tentacles up, i_c!  big grin
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« Reply #178 on: 04-02-2005 16:47 »

Thanks alot. I think it was ecks who wanted the next one.

To ecks: You should start tomorrow or Monday, if you're out there. If it comes to Tuesday and there is not a new one, somebody else will probally take over the duty.
AsaB

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« Reply #179 on: 04-02-2005 20:00 »

That was hilarious!  laff I love these, this thread is so brill. The chain saw thing...XD
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« Reply #180 on: 04-04-2005 20:13 »

Since ecks hasn't posted in awhile, somebody else can post a Mad Lib.
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« Reply #181 on: 04-04-2005 20:28 »

I'll do it, if you give me a few minutes to write one.
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« Reply #182 on: 04-04-2005 20:32 »

Okey dok. It's okay. I waited two days for ecks to respond, I can wait a few minutes for a new Lib. This is gonna be fun. The magic word is anything to do with asses, butts, sphinters, anuses, the lower back, and the other side of the lower horn.
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #183 on: 04-04-2005 20:34 »

You're my hero.  big grin
Procyon

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« Reply #184 on: 04-04-2005 20:49 »

Well, I almost got it done, but I got to go out to eat. Promise it will be up later tonight. I think you'll guys like this one.
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« Reply #185 on: 04-04-2005 20:52 »

I bet we will. We've done Fry, Leela, Professor, somebody else? I think Bender or Zoidberg is up next. Either way with anybody, it'll be good.
Procyon

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« Reply #186 on: 04-04-2005 22:25 »
« Last Edit on: 04-06-2005 00:00 »

Huzzah! I have returned with a new madlib, that I completely rewrote but is much better!

<Noun 1> Ass
<Noun 2>
<Body Part/Organ> Pancreas
<Noun 3>
<Noun or Adjective 1>
<Job/Rank>Endocrinologist
<Company/Organization> News Corporation Darn, I was hoping for FOX...
<Plural Noun>
<Noun or Adjective 2>
<Noun Or Adjective 3>
<Place>Bomber's Burrito Bar
<Degrading Noun(s)> Pimp Andy-Hope you don't mind I cange it a bit, it'll work better
<Disease/Disorder> The Clap
<Adjective>
<Collective Noun>
<Famous Person>Bartholomeu Dias
<Plural Noun 2>
<Form of Torture>Being repeatedly farted on
<Verb Ending in -ing> Annihilating
<Male Person(Famous or from Futurama)> Robin Williams
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #187 on: 04-04-2005 22:29 »

<Disease/Disorder> The Clap
JBERGES

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« Reply #188 on: 04-04-2005 22:35 »

<Body Part/Organ> Pancreas
Procyon

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« Reply #189 on: 04-04-2005 22:43 »

God. You just don't know how well that disease worked for that sentence LIC. I couldn't stop laughing and nearly wet my pants.
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #190 on: 04-04-2005 22:48 »

Be careful with that!  big grin
Zoidberg227

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« Reply #191 on: 04-05-2005 03:09 »

<Job/Rank> Endocrinologist
JDB

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« Reply #192 on: 04-05-2005 03:35 »

<Male Person(Famous)> Robin Williams
Unknown

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« Reply #193 on: 04-05-2005 15:56 »

<Company/Organization> News Corporation
Andy1234

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« Reply #194 on: 04-05-2005 16:01 »

<degrading noun(s)>or<job/ranking>Prostitute

(not too sure which one it belongs to)
bender+fry

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« Reply #195 on: 04-05-2005 18:45 »

<Form of Torture> Being farted on
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« Reply #196 on: 04-05-2005 20:53 »

<Disease/Disorder> Boneitis
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« Reply #197 on: 04-05-2005 22:20 »

<verb ening with ing> Annihilating
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #198 on: 04-05-2005 22:46 »

I've gotta do it...

<Noun 1> Ass
Procyon

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« Reply #199 on: 04-06-2005 00:01 »

Actually,the ass works well with that one. Sorry, I've been gone all day, but I'll be sure to update the list right now.
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