Replace any word with PANTS!

[Reply #40 on:]

 

Originally posted by Futurama Nerd:"Then it wasn't space pants."

Am I the only one who thinks "pants pirates" would've been funnier here? 

[Reply #41 on:]

Or space bandito's... but you  know whatever...

"your neutralness, it's a pants alert"

[Reply #42 on:]

Oh yeah, they were banditos... sorry, mixed up the Space pirates joke from Godfellas... so many things in Futurama start with the word space...

"Make it pants, I'm going clubbing later!"

[Reply #43 on:]

Farnsworth: "We can celebrate the day I extracted you from the cloning tank. Or the day I scraped your DNA from that growth on my pants."

Bender: "And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your pants, and hitting them?"

Cubert: "See? That bully started it. We couldn't fight back with brawn, so we used our pants!"

Zapp: "The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her pants. Have sex with them and you're in."

Zapp: "I am the man with no pants! Zapp Brannigan. At your service."

Farnsworth:  "Oh Lord! We'll have to endure the horrible music of the Big Bopper, and then the terrible tragedy of his pants."

[Reply #44 on:]

This is the pantsiest idea for a thread I've ever seen.

[Reply #45 on:]

Well, well.  If it isn't my old friends stretch pants, no pants, and... pants.

[Reply #46 on:]

i'm bender please insurt pants

[Reply #47 on:]

 

Originally posted by Venus:
Oh my god Spacecase is back! When did that happen?

Uh, I mean..Oh my god Spacepants is back! When did that happen?

Hey, you keep your hands off'a my pa- <*blush*> Uh... never mind...

Yeah, I just oozed back in under the door. 

Thanks Venus; It's nice to be recognized by somebody.

But enough of my drivel (sp?) -
ON TO THE INSANITY! 

How'z about;

"See you on some other pants."

"Made with 10% more pants than the next leading brand."

"Space Pants 3000,"

"Fear of a Pants Planet,"

"Fry and the Pants Factory,"

"When Pants Attack,"

"The Cryonic Pants,"

"The Cyberhouse Pants,"

Or my favorite by a squeak,

"The Devil's Pants are Idle Playthings."

Okay I'm done now. You may all now resume your regularly scheduled lives... 

I'll just ooze back out under the door now...

[Reply #48 on:]

on the same topic as spacecase

Teenage mutant leelas pants

how hermes requesitioned his pants back

pantless love

the lesser of two pants

and

put your head on my pants

[Reply #49 on:]

Here's some I came up with:

"Pants biologist!"

"Poetic image pants not found!"

"Hello, Pants Delivery for..... I.C. Weiner?  Crud!"

"Look at the way he rolls his pants around!"
(From Bendless Love)


"This is like a modern day pants pit!"

"We are the pants elders!"

We're whalers on the pants!  We carry a harpoon!"

"Hunka Lunka Pantsity Pants!"

"And the winner is.........Robot PANTS?!"

"Let's give him a name, how about Pants?"

"Let's give him the PANTS, boss!"

[Reply #50 on:]

Lrrr: These pants are choky and unpleasant...

Zoidberg:And as the candy pants poured into the firey quasar, a wonderous thing happened, why not?? They vapourised into a mystical pants radiation which destroyed many, many planets. Including to gangster planets and pants world. But one pants was exactly one distance from it to see the pants rays and not be destroyed by it. Earth. So all over the world couples stood in pants. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have been Pants Day. What? It was? Hooray!

Bender: Of course! Bender is a lone wolf. A solitary eagle. A cuddly baby Pants! And that's why I love 'em!

Leela: We did it Fry!! Fry?? You gave me your pants?? Oh no!!

* i think I'm gona to lie down now... *

[Reply #51 on:]

"Oh, my various pants!"

"Spanish Pants" Or Pants Fry.... 

"Eh, why not? I've got five pants."

"What?! And leave me high and dry in case of a pants scavenger hunt?!"

[Reply #52 on:]

Speaking of episode titles...

"The Pants".

"The Farnsworth Pants". (Nah, too similar...not that that's ever stopped me.)

"My Three Pants".

"The Day The Pants Stood Stupid".

"Bendin' In The Pants". (Something about that sounded wrong...)

[Reply #53 on:]

Zoidberg: Bender, if you want to sleep in the tent tonight, you're welcome to join me and Hermes for a little "just friends" depantsing.

Episode Titles:

Pants Keep on Slippin'

Love & Pants

The Problem with Pants

[Reply #54 on:]

Hmm...its a good start. Uh...yeah it's definately big alright. I just wonder if it's too big y'know? I mean, are people gonna be remembering me or the pants?

"Pants Keep on Slippin'"
haha, thats a good one...

[Reply #55 on:]

Thanks! Now fear me and my comedic prowess!

Anyways, here's more episode titles:

Pants of Interest

I Dated Pants

Raiders of the Lost Pants (Ok, so it's not an episode title, but its the title of an episode within an episode)

And, one of my favorites: A Head in the Pants

I could do this all night...

[Reply #56 on:]

"Go to pants, Heather!"
or
"Go to hell, pants!"

[Reply #57 on:]

Clamps: "Don't make me pants you!"

[Reply #58 on:]

Space: it seems to go on and on forever... but then you get to the end and a Gorilla starts throwing pants at you

[Reply #59 on:]

The Devil's Pants Are Idle Playthings

Professor: "Yes! It's a perfect scale model of the universe's pants. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring."

Met Coach: "Come on! Let's see some pants out there!" *honk honk* "And not clown pants..."

Bender: "All my friends who've done that say that afterwards, all the passion went out of their pants."

Farnsworth: "Behold! My invincible nuclear pants."

No substitutions needed:
Cubert: "Well, well. If it isn't my old friends ... stretch pants ... no pants ... and ... idiot!"

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Bender: There's your problem: the Professor put thepants on upside down!

Zoidberg: Bwahaha!  That one grabbed the pants!

Professor: Over here is my lab pants, and this is my workpants.  And over there is my intergalactic space pants, and here is where I keep assorted lengths of pants!
Fry: Wow, real live space pants!
Professor: I designed them myself.  Let me show you some of the different lengths of pants I used!

Dick Clark:  Hello!  I'm Dick Clark's pants.  Welcome to this special year 3000 edition of New Year's Rockin' Pants!

Nixon: That's it, you just made my pants!  Aroo!

Bender: Daisy, Daisy, give me your pants, do!  I'm half crazy, all for the pants of you!  It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage.  But you'll look sweet in the seat of some pants built for two!

Smitty: Attention, job deserters! Come out with your pants up. We have you partially surrounded.

"Episode Two: The Pants Have Landed"

O'Brien: Listen pal. I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the war of 2012 but I've still got something you'll never have - pants!

Professor: Come on everyone. Perhaps some skiing will help us forget the moldy old pants of Conan O'Brien!

Fry: Let's go pants, I'm in a hurry here! [He opens the fly and is about to put the popcorn in when he sees something.] Hm? [It is a label that says Warning: Do Not Put In Pants. Fry tears it off and chuckles. He puts it in the pants and presses the button. The popcorn fizzles and a blue thing leaks out of the pants and begins to engulf the room.] Hey, what smells like blue?

[Reply #61 on:]

Bite my shiney metal pants

Oh my God its Elzar again, i'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants

[Reply #62 on:]

Good pants everyone!

the luck of the pantish

bender gets pants

less than pants

hell is other pants

[Reply #63 on:]

 

Originally posted by SpaceCase:

"The Devil's Pants are Idle Playthings."

 

Originally posted by Cap'n Skusting:

The Devil's Pants Are Idle Playthings

HEY! Get'cher own.

I kid, I kid... 

Great minds flow in the same gutter...   

[Reply #64 on:]

Following Cap'n Skusting's lead, I'm going to post something that doesn't need any changing, involving, what else-pants.

Fry: I like your tail!
Umbriel: Oh you're sweet. I like those wiggly doodads comin' out of your hips.
Fry: Thanks. They're called pants.

Farnsworth: His ancient homeworld which will shortly erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.
Fry: Oh baby I'm there!
Leela: Fry, do you even understand the word "invertebrate"?
Fry: Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in. Uh, no need to pack pants people, let's roll!

And now, for one with pants replacements:

Fry: No! Pants are for losers and hypnosis is for losers with big, weird pants!

[Reply #65 on:]

Fry: "Pants show ye...."

[Reply #66 on:]

 

Originally posted by SpaceCase:
Great minds flow in the same gutter...

I'll have to remember that one! Nice!

Great minds flow in the same pants!

Hermes: "Fry, mon, if you're going to be living in the office you could at least be on time for work."
Fry: "I'm sorry...I was up really late poking through people's pants."

Fry: "Sheesh, 40,000 channels and only 150 have any pants on."


 

[Reply #67 on:]

Bite my shiny metal pants.

I'm afraid pants reserves went dry in 2038.

I'm telling you, my broken pants...

Freedom freedom freedom PANTS! Freedom freedom freedom PANTS!

You look me in the pants and say that.

If by allow you mean force, then pants.

[Reply #68 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
Fry: "Pants show ye...."

Pants don't say "ye"!

[Reply #69 on:]

Fry: Pants pirates?
Leela: You know, pirates...but in pants.

Bender: Hey, Universe! Check out the dude with the pants!

Bender: The only thing that keeps me sane is the thought that I have all eternity in which to perfect my pants.

Bender: Time for a religious donation. Hand over your pants.

Fry: You guys have forever to look for God. All I'm asking is one measley lifetime to find my pants.

Fry: I know he was evil...and on more than one occasion he actually stole my pants...

Monk: These are the worst crazy pants I've ever been in.

(Had to modify that last one slightly.)

Why yes, I did watch "Godfellas" today.

[Reply #70 on:]

"Well, I didn't find him here ten pants ago, so I thought it was time to check again."
"I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from pantsing you alive! As long as no one wears the pants."

[Reply #71 on:]

Pantsing me alive! The horror!

"Pants delivery for... I.C. Wiener?"
"What, you've never seen a genius's pants before?"

[Reply #72 on:]

Fry: "What subject is this?"
Teacher: "Ancient Egyptian Pants"
Fry: "Pants!"
Teacher: "Mr. Pants, are those your pants?"

Zoidberg: "The pants are bad and you should feel bad!"

[Reply #73 on:]

"I dare say Fry may have discovered the smelliest pants in the known universe."

The One Commandment: GOD NEEDS PANTS

Fry: Excuse me, have you seen a giant brain?
Tom Sawyer: Yep. I let him help me whitewash Aunt Polly's pants.

[Reply #74 on:]

I heard that Pants make you Stupid.

[Reply #75 on:]

No I'm...pants.

[Reply #76 on:]

And now, for something completely different...

Nasty Pasty: "I love seeing rabid pants fans defend their pants to the death."

Canned Eggs: "I would hang out with the taller pants."

winna: "...hell I don't know where the fuck my pants go, I think they just disappear,"

SlackJawedMoron: "I must have got a new toothbrush, because now my pants are bleeding."

aslate: "No matter what pants you have, you pay the TV Licence fee.

[Reply #77 on:]

Bender: Shut up and get to the pants!

[Reply #78 on:]

I dunno if this one has been said and i'm not 100% i've got it right lol

(From Why of Fry) The Police officers:

"Ah smells like pants"
"Pants, failure to scoop, ahhh yeah"

[Reply #79 on:]

"Contents of Space-Wasp's Pants."