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Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #80 on: 02-27-2005 18:17 »

A: Leela

Q: What if Hermes had continued his limbo career, instead of (or while, if you believe in career chips) becoming a bureaucrat?
JBERGES

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« Reply #81 on: 02-27-2005 18:20 »
« Last Edit on: 02-27-2005 18:20 »

A: Leela

EDIT:  Crap!  I swear I didn't see your post Nerd-o... weird.

New A:  Emotional breakdown.  Every time he limboed, it reminded him of that poor little boy...

Q: Why are Lightspeed Briefs so expensive?

TheLampIncident

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« Reply #82 on: 02-27-2005 18:42 »

A: Because the chicks will ask you to take them off...LIGHT SPEED!

Q: Mirror mirror on the wall, what race has the best spaceships of all?
SpaceJockey

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« Reply #83 on: 02-27-2005 18:51 »

A. Morbo's race has the best spaceships, and all who disagree will be ground into paste and eaten on buttery crackers!

Q. What kind of spice exactly is in that spice weasel?
Fry1077

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« Reply #84 on: 02-27-2005 20:06 »

A: A little salt and a little LSD
Q: What would happen if Zapp was gay
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #85 on: 02-27-2005 20:10 »

A: Let's just say I wouldn't want to be Kif.

Q: What if the PE ship started dating the Nimbus?
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #86 on: 02-27-2005 20:26 »

A. Bender would get extremely jealous and destroy both with a Doomsday Device stolen from the Professor. Unfortunately, he would be caught up in the implosion compressing all three together to a glorious quantum singularity thereby completing PE ship's original plan.

Q. What are the symptoms of Sexlexia?
Jicannon

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« Reply #87 on: 02-27-2005 20:38 »

Holy crap that last thread reached 20 already?

A. Runny nose, stammering, sweaty everythings, nervous eye twitches, and wandering eyeballs. And being horny.

Q. Why does the PE crew touch dark matter? You know...since it's crap...
Fry1077

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« Reply #88 on: 02-27-2005 21:17 »

A: Because it makes them feel good
Q: what would happen if they cloned Seymour?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #89 on: 02-28-2005 00:37 »

A. He would become evil and take over the world.

Q. Where would Fry and Leela go on their honeymoon?
Quimbly

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« Reply #90 on: 02-28-2005 11:47 »

A) At Fry' insistance: the Slurm Factory

Q) Where did Leela REALLY want to go on her and Fry's honeymoon?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #91 on: 02-28-2005 16:04 »

In Space

Would fry and Leela get a divorce if they got married and why?


Fry1077

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« Reply #92 on: 02-28-2005 19:00 »

A: yes, because there wouldn't be a show if they got married.
Q: What would happen if Amy dated Evil Lincoln?
NibblerJr

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« Reply #93 on: 02-28-2005 21:56 »

A: Amy would attempt to reform Evil Lincoln, and in the process realize she's just as bad as him.

Q:How will Fry Die?
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #94 on: 02-28-2005 22:42 »

A: Space Cow.

Q: How will Leela die?
Young_and_Angry

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« Reply #95 on: 02-28-2005 22:51 »
« Last Edit on: 02-28-2005 22:51 »

A:Fry.  flirt

Q: How will Amy die?
Futurama Nerd

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« Reply #96 on: 02-28-2005 22:58 »

A: Loss of money.

Q: How will Herems die? Just had to do it.
M0le

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« Reply #97 on: 02-28-2005 23:01 »

A: He won't. The limboing makes him immortal.
Q: Who will be the next poster after me?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #98 on: 02-28-2005 23:08 »

A: Me!!!
Q: How will I die?
SpaceJockey

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« Reply #99 on: 02-28-2005 23:40 »

A. In the process of Lrrr extracting your lower horn.

B. In the event that Fry becomes Earth President, what would be his first order of business?

Kicked your ass.
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PEELer Since May '04
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #100 on: 02-28-2005 23:41 »
« Last Edit on: 02-28-2005 23:41 »

A: Order an unlimited amount for Slurm.

Q: Why did a kiss from Leela fail to make Fry realize he was human? ("Insane In The Mainframe".)
Futurama Nerd

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« Reply #101 on: 03-01-2005 00:20 »

A: Simple, it wasn't a real kiss.

Q: Who would you give a weapon of mass destruction to; Zoidberg, Fry or Hermes?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #102 on: 03-01-2005 00:49 »

A: Hermes.

Q: Did Fry ever remember that he once got his face stuck into Leela's boobs?
chay´s head

Space Pope
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« Reply #103 on: 03-01-2005 02:18 »

A: Yes.....each and every night.
sorry bout that.
Q:How did earth use those "TOP SECRET" missiles in ATOF?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #104 on: 03-01-2005 14:52 »

A. To blow up Pluto.

Q. How did Notoriously F.A.T. die?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #105 on: 03-01-2005 15:14 »

A: Anorexia

Q: When ever the Professor decides to die, how will he do it?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #106 on: 03-01-2005 15:18 »

A. Performing a suicide bombing outside Wernstrum's house.

Q. Do Kang and Kudos exist in the Futurama universe? If so, where?
morbo_it

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« Reply #107 on: 03-01-2005 15:57 »

A) omicron persei 8. they're personal slaves of lrrr. their race conquered earth the day before it was invaded by omicronians

Q) what would happen if kif race ruled the earth?
TheGingerKid

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« Reply #108 on: 03-01-2005 16:08 »

A) They get invaded by Lrrr and over powered the earth shortly becomes a Planet for there young. Which winds up being a bad thing for the human race.
Q) What would happen if Zoidberg had money?
mint

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« Reply #109 on: 03-01-2005 16:21 »
« Last Edit on: 03-01-2005 16:21 »

He will own a hospital and then mated with a female of his kind and then he will die!

If Leela is to dye her hair what colour would it be?

BTW welcome to the thread Thegingerkid!

i_c_weiner

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« Reply #110 on: 03-01-2005 16:23 »

A) He'd spend it on 8 newspapers and 8 CDs.

Q) What is William Shantner's next reading-rap single going to be?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #111 on: 03-01-2005 16:24 »

Ooops. Sorry about that. Didn't get in on time.

A) The color of Peggy's hair on Married With Children.

Q) The one up there^
Zoidypoo

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« Reply #112 on: 03-01-2005 16:33 »

A. Hot in herre with Ritcherd Simons.

Q. What's that stuff that came out of Kif's mouth that fry used to put out the fire in 300 big boys? 

i_c_weiner

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« Reply #113 on: 03-01-2005 16:35 »

A) Cream cheese.

Q) What would the Futurama movie be titled?
TheGingerKid

Bending Unit
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« Reply #114 on: 03-01-2005 16:38 »

A) Futurama The return of the delivery

Q) What would happen if Leela didnt quit her job in cryogenics. who would be captain for PE then?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #115 on: 03-01-2005 16:40 »

A) Zapp Brannigan

Q) What would the first new Futurama episode be called?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #116 on: 03-01-2005 17:00 »

A. Back to the Future.

Q. How will Michelle and Pauly Shore break up?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #117 on: 03-01-2005 17:05 »

A) Stephen Baldwin will unfreeze.

Q) What's Bender's other aspiration, behind singing and cooking?
TheGingerKid

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« Reply #118 on: 03-01-2005 17:06 »

A) She will fall in love with the head of Matt Groening.

Q) What is the reation people have if they are allergic to Slurm?
TheGingerKid

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« Reply #119 on: 03-01-2005 17:07 »

Sorry
A) Killing all humans...

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