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cujoe169
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« Reply #720 on: 04-01-2005 00:15 »

a: freaks NEXT QUESTION and i think you mean amy?

q: would you still do kif if you would have before?  that makes sense in my head
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #721 on: 04-01-2005 02:09 »
« Last Edit on: 04-01-2005 02:09 »

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Kif and Amy are the *spiritual parents, Leela and Kif are the biological parents, since Leela gave Kif her DNA when she grabbed his hand in the Nimbus. This was possible, because Amy made Kif get in that **trance state.

*=There's a word for people who are the actual parents of a child, even though the child may have been conceived by someone else. (ex. God forbid, by a rape or something like that.) Anyone know what this word is?

**=Kif says he's in some sort of state, but I can't remember what it was. Can someone please tell me?

A: If by 'Kif', you mean 'Leela', then yes.

Q: What would Kif had done if Zapp was the biological "mother" (or father) of his children?
Andy1234

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« Reply #722 on: 04-01-2005 05:38 »
« Last Edit on: 04-01-2005 05:38 »

A :probably killed himself

Q:what would he do if the toilet seat was the babys' uncle?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #723 on: 04-01-2005 06:00 »

A:Probably smash the toilet to smitherienes.

Q:If there was no Amy,who would Kif love?
Super_Fry

Crustacean
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« Reply #724 on: 04-01-2005 11:16 »

A. Himsellf!  laff
Super_Fry

Crustacean
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« Reply #725 on: 04-01-2005 11:17 »

Does Leala love Fry?
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #726 on: 04-01-2005 11:21 »

A: Yes. She says so in the episode "I Second That Emotion"

Q: does Kif love Nibbler?
SquarePupils

Bending Unit
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« Reply #727 on: 04-01-2005 11:44 »

A: eh...he could like nibbler, but I can't see him loving a nibblonian.  I mean, Kif and Amy have similar body shapes at least, but Kif and Nibbler...that's like trans-species crossing to the max...

Q: Why do all the characters wear the same clothes nearly every day?
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #728 on: 04-01-2005 11:59 »

  roll eyes They don't have to love each other physically, you sick person. laff

A: Because they get paid very low wages working for Planet Express and can't afford a lot of clothes. (or they're cartoon characters)

Q: in the 30th Century what percentage of the universe has been mapped?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #729 on: 04-01-2005 13:40 »

A:about 96%

Q:how many parralell universes are there?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #730 on: 04-01-2005 14:50 »

A: Just the two...no one ever said the alternate Universes in the boxes were "paralell." 

Q: Pedantic science question: how can four-dimensional space that includes everything that has, does or will exist be paralell to anything?
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #731 on: 04-01-2005 15:06 »

A: Due to the breaking of subspace barrier between quantum realities. Quick, you must climb through the Jeffries tubes to Engineering and recalibrate the main defelctor dish to send out an inverse tachyon beam at the resonanse frequency of the rupture before space-time is destroyed.

Q: Why didn't Futurama use more technobabble?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #732 on: 04-01-2005 16:10 »

A: Because unlike Star Trek, the writers don't cover up plot holes with random crap like you just said.

Q: Who is Super_Fry?
AsaB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #733 on: 04-01-2005 16:20 »

A: An otherwise normal guy who turns into a superhero between 2:57 and 3:26 pm.

Q: What does Amy actually say (i.e. translated) when she curses in Chinese?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #734 on: 04-01-2005 16:59 »

A:do as i say or you die now!(i dont know)

Q:If Fry went on Millionaire,how much would he win?(no looking at one of the issues)
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #735 on: 04-01-2005 17:36 »

More than you think.

Do you think Zoidberg will ever get married and why?

cujoe169
Starship Captain
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« Reply #736 on: 04-01-2005 18:03 »

no, he's too sad and lonely to love anyone!

do you think zoidberg will ever make love and die!
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #737 on: 04-01-2005 18:16 »

acctually in an un aired episode,he dose and the proffeser clones him.

Q:if Zoidberg went on Millionaire,how much would he win?
AsaB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #738 on: 04-01-2005 19:29 »

A: Everything, because Farnsworth would be his phone buddy (I believe I'm thinking of the right show..if not, whatevah  tongue)

Q: Why does the whale biologist hate whales?
cujoe169
Starship Captain
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« Reply #739 on: 04-01-2005 19:33 »

his life is dedicated to them... wouldn't you hate them?

what would happen if fry had a clone made... a cuthbert II?
Crazyfangirl

Bending Unit
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« Reply #740 on: 04-01-2005 22:03 »
« Last Edit on: 04-01-2005 22:03 »

A: cubert I will die

Q: We come from the fire. We live in the fire.

Q2. If cubert I died and the new cubert that was born killed all man kind then killed his self what would happen?
cujoe169
Starship Captain
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« Reply #741 on: 04-01-2005 22:47 »

nothing?  there's no life...

q: what kind of question is that? lol  wink
winna

Avatar Czar
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« Reply #742 on: 04-01-2005 22:48 »

A) Crazyfangirl is hot.

B) How much futurama porn did I look at this afternoon?
cujoe169
Starship Captain
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« Reply #743 on: 04-01-2005 22:50 »

hm... in pounds??? 17?

q: and how does winna know of crazyfangirl's hotness factor?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #744 on: 04-01-2005 22:51 »
« Last Edit on: 04-01-2005 22:51 »

A: She posted her picture in the picture thread. Duh.

Q: If Fry and Leela got married, and Bender died, and Amy became a hooker, would the Professor die of old age, or because of an angery monkey?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #745 on: 04-01-2005 23:31 »

A. Neither. He would get a veryclosetodoomsday device and threaten to use it on the monkey, or use the monkey as a hat. And the Professor is too "smart" to die of old age.

Q. How old is Bender?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #746 on: 04-02-2005 04:47 »

A) 18. but i don't know if 18 months, years, days or else

Q) who is the leader of communist party in 3000?
Andy1234

Starship Captain
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« Reply #747 on: 04-02-2005 09:45 »

A:nobody as they're too scared of getting murdered.

Q:is there a communist party in the year 3000?  Why?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #748 on: 04-02-2005 10:37 »

How about the next thread be called "The Return of the Smart-Asses"?

A. Yes, because somebody is gonna have to keep those bums, hobos, robos, and other groups happy in Congress.

Q. What other instraments does Fry play?
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #749 on: 04-02-2005 13:41 »

A: the spoons

Q: how are the violin and the drums similar? Explain.  laff
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #750 on: 04-02-2005 13:50 »

A. The use of the stick thingy. Leela's not that smart. She only has an orphan school education!

Q. What will be the name of the new thread? Maybe "The Return of the Smart-Asses"? Or something else?
SquarePupils

Bending Unit
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« Reply #751 on: 04-02-2005 13:52 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2005 13:52 »

A: They both make loud noises when you hit them with something. Also, you can wield a violin like a drum stick in some cases.

Q: Were there any failed futuristic instruments?

Edit:Oh no, you beat  me to it...
A: anything with Smart-asses in the title sounds good to me.
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #752 on: 04-02-2005 13:55 »

A. The holodrum didn't go too well, and the hologuitar was okay, but people liked the air guitar better.

Q. What would happen if you were Bender?
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #753 on: 04-02-2005 13:59 »

A: I would bend what I want, when I want, who I want.

Q: I was gonna say this before square pupils answered ye're previous question.  wink
How does "don't smart mouth me!!" sound for a thread title? (supply is outweighing demand for thread titles! be warned!)
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #754 on: 04-02-2005 14:09 »

A. It sounds nice, nice. I would give a smart-ass answer to you right now, but that title says not to.

Q. Who do you think will be the person that will open up a new thread before this one closes?
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #755 on: 04-02-2005 14:13 »

A: someone who's not lazy, ie not me.

Q: who do you think is going to get the last TOTPD for this thread?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #756 on: 04-02-2005 14:28 »

A. Someone who's not me.

Q. What's the most smart-ass way to do a TOTPD?
cujoe169
Starship Captain
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« Reply #757 on: 04-02-2005 17:41 »

to do this and get some to post wtf... U TRICKED ME

q: is it bad to double post to get a totpd...?
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #758 on: 04-02-2005 19:20 »

a: ask FryIsCool. I heard he was last seen in hell.

q: what exactly does Zoidberg smell like?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #759 on: 04-02-2005 19:49 »

A. Burnt dog hair covered in fecal matter.

Q. What would Hermes do if he had a million dollars?
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