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[Reply #720 on:]

a: freaks NEXT QUESTION and i think you mean amy?

q: would you still do kif if you would have before?  that makes sense in my head

[Reply #721 on:]

^
Kif and Amy are the *spiritual parents, Leela and Kif are the biological parents, since Leela gave Kif her DNA when she grabbed his hand in the Nimbus. This was possible, because Amy made Kif get in that **trance state.

*=There's a word for people who are the actual parents of a child, even though the child may have been conceived by someone else. (ex. God forbid, by a rape or something like that.) Anyone know what this word is?

**=Kif says he's in some sort of state, but I can't remember what it was. Can someone please tell me?

A: If by 'Kif', you mean 'Leela', then yes.

Q: What would Kif had done if Zapp was the biological "mother" (or father) of his children?

[Reply #722 on:]

A :probably killed himself

Q:what would he do if the toilet seat was the babys' uncle?

[Reply #723 on:]

A:Probably smash the toilet to smitherienes.

Q:If there was no Amy,who would Kif love?

[Reply #724 on:]

A. Himsellf! 

[Reply #725 on:]

Does Leala love Fry?

[Reply #726 on:]

A: Yes. She says so in the episode "I Second That Emotion"

Q: does Kif love Nibbler?

[Reply #727 on:]

A: eh...he could like nibbler, but I can't see him loving a nibblonian.  I mean, Kif and Amy have similar body shapes at least, but Kif and Nibbler...that's like trans-species crossing to the max...

Q: Why do all the characters wear the same clothes nearly every day?

[Reply #728 on:]

  They don't have to love each other physically, you sick person.

A: Because they get paid very low wages working for Planet Express and can't afford a lot of clothes. (or they're cartoon characters)

Q: in the 30th Century what percentage of the universe has been mapped?

[Reply #729 on:]

A:about 96%

Q:how many parralell universes are there?

[Reply #730 on:]

A: Just the two...no one ever said the alternate Universes in the boxes were "paralell." 

Q: Pedantic science question: how can four-dimensional space that includes everything that has, does or will exist be paralell to anything?

[Reply #731 on:]

A: Due to the breaking of subspace barrier between quantum realities. Quick, you must climb through the Jeffries tubes to Engineering and recalibrate the main defelctor dish to send out an inverse tachyon beam at the resonanse frequency of the rupture before space-time is destroyed.

Q: Why didn't Futurama use more technobabble?

[Reply #732 on:]

A: Because unlike Star Trek, the writers don't cover up plot holes with random crap like you just said.

Q: Who is Super_Fry?

[Reply #733 on:]

A: An otherwise normal guy who turns into a superhero between 2:57 and 3:26 pm.

Q: What does Amy actually say (i.e. translated) when she curses in Chinese?

[Reply #734 on:]

A:do as i say or you die now!(i dont know)

Q:If Fry went on Millionaire,how much would he win?(no looking at one of the issues)

[Reply #735 on:]

More than you think.

Do you think Zoidberg will ever get married and why?

[Reply #736 on:]

no, he's too sad and lonely to love anyone!

do you think zoidberg will ever make love and die!

[Reply #737 on:]

acctually in an un aired episode,he dose and the proffeser clones him.

Q:if Zoidberg went on Millionaire,how much would he win?

[Reply #738 on:]

A: Everything, because Farnsworth would be his phone buddy (I believe I'm thinking of the right show..if not, whatevah  )

Q: Why does the whale biologist hate whales?

[Reply #739 on:]

his life is dedicated to them... wouldn't you hate them?

what would happen if fry had a clone made... a cuthbert II?

[Reply #740 on:]

A: cubert I will die

Q: We come from the fire. We live in the fire.

Q2. If cubert I died and the new cubert that was born killed all man kind then killed his self what would happen?

[Reply #741 on:]

nothing?  there's no life...

q: what kind of question is that? lol 

[Reply #742 on:]

A) Crazyfangirl is hot.

B) How much futurama porn did I look at this afternoon?

[Reply #743 on:]

hm... in pounds??? 17?

q: and how does winna know of crazyfangirl's hotness factor?

[Reply #744 on:]

A: She posted her picture in the picture thread. Duh.

Q: If Fry and Leela got married, and Bender died, and Amy became a hooker, would the Professor die of old age, or because of an angery monkey?

[Reply #745 on:]

A. Neither. He would get a veryclosetodoomsday device and threaten to use it on the monkey, or use the monkey as a hat. And the Professor is too "smart" to die of old age.

Q. How old is Bender?

[Reply #746 on:]

A) 18. but i don't know if 18 months, years, days or else

Q) who is the leader of communist party in 3000?

[Reply #747 on:]

A:nobody as they're too scared of getting murdered.

Q:is there a communist party in the year 3000?  Why?

[Reply #748 on:]

How about the next thread be called "The Return of the Smart-Asses"?

A. Yes, because somebody is gonna have to keep those bums, hobos, robos, and other groups happy in Congress.

Q. What other instraments does Fry play?

[Reply #749 on:]

A: the spoons

Q: how are the violin and the drums similar? Explain. 

[Reply #750 on:]

A. The use of the stick thingy. Leela's not that smart. She only has an orphan school education!

Q. What will be the name of the new thread? Maybe "The Return of the Smart-Asses"? Or something else?

[Reply #751 on:]

A: They both make loud noises when you hit them with something. Also, you can wield a violin like a drum stick in some cases.

Q: Were there any failed futuristic instruments?

Edit:Oh no, you beat  me to it...
A: anything with Smart-asses in the title sounds good to me.

[Reply #752 on:]

A. The holodrum didn't go too well, and the hologuitar was okay, but people liked the air guitar better.

Q. What would happen if you were Bender?

[Reply #753 on:]

A: I would bend what I want, when I want, who I want.

Q: I was gonna say this before square pupils answered ye're previous question. 
How does "don't smart mouth me!!" sound for a thread title? (supply is outweighing demand for thread titles! be warned!)

[Reply #754 on:]

A. It sounds nice, nice. I would give a smart-ass answer to you right now, but that title says not to.

Q. Who do you think will be the person that will open up a new thread before this one closes?

[Reply #755 on:]

A: someone who's not lazy, ie not me.

Q: who do you think is going to get the last TOTPD for this thread?

[Reply #756 on:]

A. Someone who's not me.

Q. What's the most smart-ass way to do a TOTPD?

[Reply #757 on:]

to do this and get some to post wtf... U TRICKED ME

q: is it bad to double post to get a totpd...?

[Reply #758 on:]

a: ask FryIsCool. I heard he was last seen in hell.

q: what exactly does Zoidberg smell like?

[Reply #759 on:]

A. Burnt dog hair covered in fecal matter.

Q. What would Hermes do if he had a million dollars?