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Quimbly

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« Reply #680 on: 03-29-2005 17:15 »

A: Mt. Farnsworth, named after the professor's bowel movements.

Q: If Bender were a 20th- or 21st-century car, what model would he be?
cujoe169
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« Reply #681 on: 03-29-2005 18:09 »

a: ford t he's a classic

q: what race is leela... in terms of ethnicity... other than the fact that she's an "alien/mutant"
MrMoose

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« Reply #682 on: 03-29-2005 18:17 »

A: Purple!.....just purple.

Q: What kind race is Bender? (with same guild lines as above)
Quimbly

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« Reply #683 on: 03-29-2005 18:20 »
« Last Edit on: 03-29-2005 18:20 »

A: Half Spanish (by name: Bender B. Rodriguez) and half French (which explain his ridiculous arrogance).

Q: If Leela were a car, what model would she be?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #684 on: 03-29-2005 18:43 »

A. A Corvette with just one headlight.  tongue

Q. What car would Fry be?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #685 on: 03-29-2005 18:59 »

A. A Viper!
ROOOOMM! VROOOOOM! KVJOSJFO!(Crash!)

Q. What car would Farnsworth be?
Dr.Jerkburg0069

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« Reply #686 on: 03-29-2005 19:03 »

A: a rolls royce

Q: how many times has fry scored?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #687 on: 03-29-2005 19:12 »

A. Let's see...there was the Amazonian, Michelle, Morgan, and the Leela in the AoI I, but that doesn't really count. So, I'd say 3 times. But knowing Fry, it's probally 6 times. [Bender]More like "knowing Fry, it's probally less! WOOOOO![/Bender]

Q. Do robots score? If show, how many times has Bender?
cujoe169
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« Reply #688 on: 03-29-2005 19:26 »

a: yes... by inserting cable into av input jack... 10... meh too many to count

q: how much longer in % efficiency does bender score as compared to 1x?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #689 on: 03-30-2005 03:29 »

A: (1.?)%.

Q: Why do most (if not all) robots have black colored pupils?
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #690 on: 03-30-2005 06:22 »

A: To see with.

 
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Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
No, Darth Sidius was the guy that fough Yoda in Episode 2 and Palpatine is Senator Palpatine of Naboo, who became Grand Chancellor of the Senate, and then later became the Emperor.

The guy who fought Yoda was Count Dooku, Darth Sidius is the Dark Lord of the Sith who is quite transparently Palpatine wearing a cloak.

Q: Given that robots don't reproduce, what is the point of them having different genders?
morbo_it

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« Reply #691 on: 03-30-2005 10:46 »

A) because the perverted engineers that created robots want them to despair like humans for love

Q) in the future, is holland underwater or where else ?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #692 on: 03-30-2005 19:27 »

A. It's on the moon.

Q. As a baby, what was Fry's first word?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #693 on: 03-30-2005 19:37 »

A. I see weiner!(Yes, I mean that spelling)

Q. What were Bender's first words?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #694 on: 03-30-2005 19:45 »

A: Me want beer!

Q: What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night, and saw Leela pointing a gun at your face?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #695 on: 03-30-2005 20:13 »

A. "Stop the violence, I want alience(EVIL SPELLING!)." After I say that, she'll drop the gun, and then do something, not sure what something is, and after we're done this something, she'll bring me to PE, where Fry will get Zoidberg to kill me, but because Zoidberg was a chicken, Fry get's Hermes to kill me, making sure I don't come back as a zombie.

Q. What would you do if you were Fry?
SquarePupils

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« Reply #696 on: 03-30-2005 20:29 »

A: Get my whole life made into a cartoon that people everywhere will worship.  Then I'll die, maul jesus, and become God.

Q: What exactly is Bender's antenna used for?
Zmithy

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« Reply #697 on: 03-30-2005 23:19 »

A: Ask Hookerbot 5000.

Q: Why is ultra porn only available for rental?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #698 on: 03-30-2005 23:43 »

A: Because it's ultra, and not regular.

Q: What would Leela do if Fry accidentely cut off her ponytail?
cujoe169
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« Reply #699 on: 03-30-2005 23:59 »

a: beat the shit outta him... what else?

q: what would fry after said shit beating?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #700 on: 03-31-2005 02:51 »

A: "Ow!"

Q: What would Leela's response be to Fry when he would say, "Ow!"?
Andy1234

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« Reply #701 on: 03-31-2005 12:15 »

A"ow,ow, i wanted to kill you but i guess I'll have to try harder."

Q:would she actually kill fry?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #702 on: 03-31-2005 12:33 »

A: probbably

Q: Who would Bender kill?(not just human)
Dr.Jerkburg0069

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« Reply #703 on: 03-31-2005 13:32 »

A:zoidberg he hates him

Q:who would zoidberg kill?
smision

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« Reply #704 on: 03-31-2005 14:20 »

A: Leela

Q: why is everyone killing eachother?
SquarePupils

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« Reply #705 on: 03-31-2005 14:31 »

A: Cause that's what crustaceans and bending units do in their spare time.

Q: Would they kill each other with piano wire or bare hands (claws, etc.)?
Andy1234

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« Reply #706 on: 03-31-2005 14:44 »
« Last Edit on: 03-31-2005 14:44 »

A:hermes would kill with piano wire
zoidberg with claws

Q:what if zoidberg demanded a higher salary
cujoe169
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« Reply #707 on: 03-31-2005 14:50 »

q: he did? he wasn't being paid at all... but um... yea, they'd fire him...

a: is someone gonna remake this thread at 20 pages?
morbo_it

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« Reply #708 on: 03-31-2005 15:31 »

A) yes
Q) what would happen if fry and cubert were brothers?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #709 on: 03-31-2005 15:53 »

Fry will be bullied by Cubert every single day!

What would happen if Fry found out Michele is his half sister?
cujoe169
Starship Captain
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« Reply #710 on: 03-31-2005 16:32 »

he'd be more aroused because he likes incest

what would happen if nixon really was a werewolf?
Quimbly

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« Reply #711 on: 03-31-2005 17:01 »

A:  He'd make sure not to schedule press conferences during the evenings of full moons.

Q:  Why does Zapp always carpet bomb peaceful, defenseless star systems?  Is it a psychological problem, or whaT?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #712 on: 03-31-2005 18:05 »
« Last Edit on: 03-31-2005 18:05 »

A: He's an idiot. What other reason could there possibly be?

Q: What made Zapp such an idiot in the first place?
Quimbly

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« Reply #713 on: 03-31-2005 18:22 »

A: Fetal "slack" syndrome.  (Remember that "slack" is a future drug composed of Slurm and Cocaine).  Zapp's mom was a serious slack addict.

Q: What ever happened to the original copy of the U.S. constitution that it ended up being a wrapper for an expensive cigar?
SquarePupils

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« Reply #714 on: 03-31-2005 20:28 »

A: It was being sent to a prestigous museum for display, but after an unfortunate mistake was sent to Cuba and found itself in the hands of an illiterate cigar maker.

Q: Why do hovercars and ships use roads on the ground (in this one episode I can't remember the name of)?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #715 on: 03-31-2005 20:54 »

A: To have a sense of direction, so cars wouldn't be crashing into stuff.

Q: What would it be like if Bender had a beard, and Flexo didn't?
cujoe169
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« Reply #716 on: 03-31-2005 20:57 »

a: normal, because the only reason it feels weird is because we're accustomed to bender sans the beard

q: what would flexo be like if he had... a mullet?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #717 on: 03-31-2005 21:02 »

A: He'd be smarter.

Q: What would happen if Bender and Nixon switched jobs for one day?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #718 on: 03-31-2005 23:00 »

A. Bender would declare himself dictator for life and Nixon would end up flying into a Sun somehow.

Q. Should Hermes grow an afro?
SquarePupils

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« Reply #719 on: 03-31-2005 23:15 »

A: Yeah! He could always ungrow it if it looked bad.  Actually, skip the growing-just send him into an electrical disturbance.

Q: What are Leela and Kif's children-things going to look like when they mature?
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