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newhook_1

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« Reply #640 on: 03-28-2005 00:54 »
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A. The Wrath of Khan


Q. Why does Zoidberg let everyone push him around?

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winna

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« Reply #641 on: 03-28-2005 01:11 »

A) His self esteem balloon is very low

B) What does Blue actually taste like?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #642 on: 03-28-2005 01:43 »

A. Not as spicy as red and not as minty as white.

Q. What does Purple smell like?
winna

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« Reply #643 on: 03-28-2005 01:46 »

A) Fry's penis... he is afterall a paradox of time and space

B) Who will be in Futurama: The Next Generation?
MrMoose

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« Reply #644 on: 03-28-2005 01:47 »
« Last Edit on: 03-28-2005 01:47 »

A: Jesus....or Zombie Jesus...they will have to fight over it.

Q: How did Lrr and Ndnd first meet?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #645 on: 03-28-2005 11:54 »

A. It was opening weekend for The Empire Strikes Back.

Q. How many children do Lrrr and Ndnd have?
cujoe169
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« Reply #646 on: 03-28-2005 14:27 »

a: ones living?  0 they were all eaten (popplers)

q: are lrrr and ndnd brother and sister?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #647 on: 03-28-2005 15:08 »

A. No, they are "happily" married.

Q. Who's Lrrr's brother?
morbo_it

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« Reply #648 on: 03-28-2005 15:17 »
« Last Edit on: 03-28-2005 15:17 »

A) grrodon, killed in the fight for succession, just like saddam's relatives

Q) who wears darth vader's armor in 3000?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #649 on: 03-28-2005 15:20 »

A. Darth Vader XLIV

Q. Is the Star Wars universe and the Futurama universe one?
Quimbly

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« Reply #650 on: 03-28-2005 15:45 »

A:  No, they are separate universes.  But Farnsworth invented several contraptions that allow for the travel between the two universes.

Q:  Where are these 'portals' located?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #651 on: 03-28-2005 15:52 »

A. In Fry's locker, behind the 30 month old sandwich, in the tank, and on the other side of a door that has the words "Star Wars" on it in same type as the logo for the movies.

Q. Is Star Wars Universe parelle(evil spelling!) to Futurama Universe A? If so, what are the Star Wars Universe crew like?
ecks

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« Reply #652 on: 03-28-2005 18:31 »

A: YUP! Their exactly the same only that bender acts more gay( like C3P0) and they all use lightsabers instead of humorous wit!

Q: In the starwars universe, who is the PE equivelant of Chewbacka?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #653 on: 03-28-2005 18:35 »

A. Kif. Zapp("Han Solo" )"saved him".

Q. Who are the equals to the PE crew in the Star Wars Universe?
ecks

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« Reply #654 on: 03-28-2005 18:43 »

A:
Fry: Luke Skywalker
The Profesor: Obi wan Ka(what ever)
Leela: Princes Lea
Zoidberg: R2D2
Wornstrem: Darth Sidius
Mom: Darth Vader

Q: Who would be Yoda?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #655 on: 03-28-2005 18:53 »

Obi Wan Kanobi
Princess Leia

A. Nibbler. The old wise teacher...although he's more furry than Yoda.

Q. Who would be The Emperor/Palpatine?
Quimbly

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« Reply #656 on: 03-28-2005 18:56 »

A: Wurnstrum!

Q: How about Boba Fett?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #657 on: 03-28-2005 19:03 »

..Wait, Wernstrom is Darth Sidius! How could he also be Palpatine!

A. Fett would be played by Giant Brain, not to be confused with Huge Brain.

Who is Palpatine and who is Sidius?
ecks

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« Reply #658 on: 03-28-2005 19:06 »

I though sidius and palpatine were the same person!

A: Wornstrom!

Q: Who would the robot devil be?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #659 on: 03-28-2005 19:09 »

No, Darth Sidius was the guy that fough Yoda in Episode 2 and Palpatine is Senator Palpatine of Naboo, who became Grand Chancellor of the Senate, and then later became the Emperor.

A. Jaba the Hutt!

Q. Who would be Lando, other than Hermes?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #660 on: 03-28-2005 20:23 »

A. Barbados Slim

Q. Besides Velour, what is Zapp Brannigan's favorite fabric material?
ecks

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« Reply #661 on: 03-28-2005 20:44 »

A: Aluminum ... why? good question...

Q: Kiff is gay... wait that's not a question...
Why is kiff so gay?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #662 on: 03-28-2005 21:10 »

A. It rubbed off from Zapp. And Kif isn't gay, he's got Amy baybeh.

Q. What if Fry had a sword?
cujoe169
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« Reply #663 on: 03-28-2005 21:39 »

a: he'd impale himself, but the worms would fix it

q: where did the second set of worms come from
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #664 on: 03-28-2005 21:56 »

A. He ate Bender's cooking.

Q. Does Bender know how to skateboard?
Dr.Jerkburg0069

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« Reply #665 on: 03-28-2005 22:26 »
« Last Edit on: 03-28-2005 22:26 »

A: he knows how to roller blade so he can skateboard

Q: Where did bender get his last name?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #666 on: 03-28-2005 22:29 »

A: A random-name generator gave it to him.

Q: How could Leela have moved the hologram-screen from "Space Pilot 3000"?
Dr.Jerkburg0069

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« Reply #667 on: 03-28-2005 22:35 »

A: she used the force

Q: how many times has fry been hurt?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #668 on: 03-28-2005 23:53 »

A. Exactly 1.86 Billion times

Q. What is Bender's favorite sport?
cujoe169
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« Reply #669 on: 03-29-2005 00:03 »

a: what kind of question is that... STEALING

q: would leela have been good at blurnsball had she stayed in the game?
SquarePupils

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« Reply #670 on: 03-29-2005 00:08 »

A: of course not, she has no depth perception.

Q: How did the sky in Universe 1 become multi-colored?
JDB

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« Reply #671 on: 03-29-2005 00:51 »

A: God fell over while holding buckets of paint.

Q: How did Elzar start his career?
Dr.Jerkburg0069

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« Reply #672 on: 03-29-2005 01:46 »
« Last Edit on: 03-29-2005 01:46 »

A: he used to work at pinucci's pizzeria

Q: how old is lrr of the planet omicron persiea 8?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #673 on: 03-29-2005 02:30 »

A: 1,000+ years old.

Q: What is the Professor's favorite food?
SquarePupils

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« Reply #674 on: 03-29-2005 12:32 »

A: Lobster.

Q: Why else would he keep Zoidberg around?
Quimbly

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« Reply #675 on: 03-29-2005 12:46 »

A: Because all Earthican doctors actually charge more than minimum wage.

Q:  What happened to all of the male jelly that Zoidberg had stored up after the WMIBACIL episode?
Dr.Jerkburg0069

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« Reply #676 on: 03-29-2005 14:15 »

A: he put it on a peanut butter and "jelly" sandwich

Q: what kinds of drugs do amy's parents do?
cujoe169
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« Reply #677 on: 03-29-2005 15:16 »

a: nothing... THEY'RE ASIAN!

q: would the genderbender have been able to beat robot 1x in a fight?
morbo_it

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« Reply #678 on: 03-29-2005 15:22 »
« Last Edit on: 03-29-2005 15:22 »

A) yes, but only for disqualification

Q) what is the most active volcano in 3000?
Krokei

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« Reply #679 on: 03-29-2005 16:56 »

a) anac anac anac anac krakatao

q) what is the least active volcano in 3000?
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