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[Reply #600 on:]

i thought that penelope cruz or maybe lucy liu would be a perfect amy..
A) coproduction of matt groening's head and george lucas' head, soundtrack by john williams' head

Q) if futurama were a live action movie, who would be dr. zoidberg?

[Reply #601 on:]

A- Mel Brooks.

Q- who would play Kif in the aforementioned live action Futurama movie?

[Reply #602 on:]

A. Yoda.

Q. Who would play Morbo in the aforementioned live action Futurama movie?

[Reply #603 on:]

A: Rick Moranis
Q: Who would play Nibbler?

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@Jicannon- Mel Brooks? Rick Moranis? SPACEBALLS!

A. The clone of John Candy as Barf as Nibbler.

Q. Who would play Mom?

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A: the woman from the spider-man movies... you know the one...

Q: Who would play Nixons Head?

[Reply #606 on:]

A. Harrison Ford.

Q. Who would play Lrrr?

[Reply #607 on:]

A- Samuel L. Jackson... muthaF!@#er! 'couse he's in everything...

Q- Who would play robot-santa?

[Reply #608 on:]

A. Bender.

Q. Who would play Elzar?

[Reply #609 on:]

A- Dikoda Faning ... I like her movies...

Q- (since the what if machine was closed) What if their was a robot god in futurama?

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It's Dakota and I'm not sure about the last name.
A. Bender would be happier.

Q. Who would play the Donbot, Joey Mousepad, and Clamps?

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A- The rat pack! or... The backstreet boys!

Q- Who would play the robot devil?(dont say pee wee herman!)

[Reply #612 on:]

A. Paul Reubens.

Q. Who would play Calculon?

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A- Orson Wells... is that guy still alive?

Q- If you could go out with any of the characters who would it be? and why?

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A. I would go out with Leela, because I just finished watching AoI I, and I like the new, impulsive Leela, if you catch my drift.

Q. Question for the Girls: Which male character would you go on a date on and why?

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A. I'd love to go out on a date with Fry. He's stupid but he's sooooo cute.

Q. What is the Professor's middle name?

[Reply #616 on:]

a: "the professor" oh his middle name not his streetballin' one... khalid?

q: if futurama were still around would they begin to  become like sp, and tackle real world issues, albeit adjusted for the future?

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A. Yes, Crimes of the Hot was a sign of things to come.

Q. What is Leela's favorite band?

[Reply #618 on:]

a: led zeppelin?

q: would bender ever turn good?

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A. Never!

Q. When did "Galaxy Wars" take place?

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A. When there was a war in the galaxy. It's sad, but true.

Q. When did the Star Wars Trek happen?

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A: A few days ago...Where the hell were you?

Q: Exactly how long did it take for the people of Atlanta to evolve?

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a: 3.1415926323897848days approximately
q: when did the star trek wars happen?

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A: A few days later, where the hell...will you be?

Q:What did bender get this easter?

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A. What DID Bender get this Easter? I didn't know I could time travel...unless you're from Australia, inwhich the answer is a golden egg, but he didn't really get it, he stole it.

Q. How long was Atlanta lost?

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A. It was never lost, no body just bothered to ever go there.

Q. What is the Austrailian Slave doing right now?

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A) He fell into the sweet embrace of blessed death from overwork, but unfortunately for him they were able to clone him and deduct the time spent dead from the time he spent not being whipped. Currently, he is being whipped until his boulder-pushing is deemed satisfactory.
Q) Who would win in a fight; Bender or Marvin the Paranoid Android?

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A) Bender, he doesn't fight fair... also Marvin would be too busy pitying himself
Q) Who has a bigger penis, Fry or Zapp?

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A) Fry

Q) Who cares?

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A- Fry

Q- in reality do you think it is possible that dark matter can be used as fuel?

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A: do you mean real dark matter or alien waste? no.
Q: how tall was hermes when he was 4?

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A. 2 ft 6inches.

Q. What would have happened in Flexo had been God to the tiny people in 'Godfellas' instead of Bender?

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it sunk because the bong was too heavy

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sorry
Q: whats fry's moms name?

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A: Nancy.

Q: Where'd I come up with that name?

[Reply #635 on:]

A: Your middle name
Q: .......what's with all this jerkberg/Dr.Jerkbird/Dr.Jerkburg person?

[Reply #636 on:]

a: real answer... like doctor jekyll and hyde, his alternate personalities maybe?

q: is barbados slims the illegitamate son of hermes father?

[Reply #637 on:]

A) nope. they have the same mother, but the father of barbados slim was a basket player.

Q) is hermes related in some way to bob marley?

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A. Bob Marley was only his uncle's dad's cousin's son's 2nd cousin, great grand father's wife's college roommate's one-time boyfriend. What does that make them? Absouletly nothing.

Q. Is Leela related to anybody from this time?

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A. Terry Schiavo
*burns in hell*

Q. What is Fry's favorite movie?