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mint

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« Reply #560 on: 03-21-2005 19:14 »
« Last Edit on: 03-21-2005 19:14 »

Waiting for futurama to come back so they can get some action going on!

What would happen if professor discovers one of mom's sons is his?

TOPT...apparently!  big grin
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #561 on: 03-22-2005 00:17 »

A. A good 5 minutes of silence in disbelief and then Professor would fall asleep.

Q. In the year 3000, who will be the Moderators of PEEL?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #562 on: 03-22-2005 03:30 »

A: Teral (as a head-in-a-jar) will be the only veteran left who ever goes to ontopic, and yet he still won't be appointed a moderator.  Instead, the sole remaining UberMod will be Nixorbo and VelourFog's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-
great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-
grandson, LindZappa??.

Q: Who will be the first celebrity to become a head-in-a-jar?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #563 on: 03-22-2005 07:17 »

A) roberto baggio

Q) who is a celebrity that you wouldn't want see as a head in a jar?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #564 on: 03-22-2005 10:30 »

A: Michael Moore

Q: What is considered to be the best song to play on the Holophone, and why?
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #565 on: 03-22-2005 10:56 »

A: Ludacris's "Fantasy" and I think you know why  wink

Q: How were scientists able to revive the heads of Washington, Lincoln, and other long-long-long-looong dead people?
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #566 on: 03-22-2005 11:36 »

A: probably using something similar to that machine the Professor was going to use to clone Seymour Asses.

Q: what is your answer to the above question?  I would like to hear a better answer.
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #567 on: 03-22-2005 12:11 »

They used Alien's advance technology which was passed on to humans when they decided to live together in the future!

If fry has a second chance to choose whether he wants those parasites in him so that he can impress Leela with the music, what would be Fry's decision and why?
Andy1234

Starship Captain
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« Reply #568 on: 03-22-2005 12:18 »

A:the answer is simple "NO" because when he first had them he wanted to see if leela loved him or the parasites

Q:what colour was bender before he flipped the coin to choose his finishing colour?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #569 on: 03-22-2005 14:58 »

A: The factory default color of the alloy used in bending unit body parts is a real hip glow-in-the-dark green.  Why he choose between "glorious golden" and "shiny metal ass", I'll never know...

Q: Now, we all know about Zombie Jesus, but were there any other spiritual leaders who came back as zombies?  If so, what did they do when they came back?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #570 on: 03-22-2005 17:18 »

A. There is a Zombie Buddha(sp), being the only spiritual leader, but other leaders include Zombie Gandhi and Zombie Martin Luther King. When they came back, all three became the Zombie Leader Team, a force of zombies bent on making the world right.

Q. What kind of missions did the Zombie Leader Team go on?
ElecFrankfurter

Crustacean
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« Reply #571 on: 03-22-2005 20:04 »

A: They founded a pacifist zombie nebula, named after one of them (Gandhi). The nebula existed until it was carpedbombed by Zapp.

Q: Does Zapp Brannigan have a middle name. If yes, what is his middle name?
Bender_Waffles

Starship Captain
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« Reply #572 on: 03-22-2005 20:50 »

A. Winston.

Q. What metal is Hookerbot made of?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #573 on: 03-22-2005 23:10 »

A. 80% hookermetal, 10% silver, 3% gold, and 1% dolemite.
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #574 on: 03-23-2005 01:48 »

Where's your question?!

Ok, I'll assume it's inherent in your answer.

Q:  What is how is hookermetal made?

A:  Well, it's kind of like how meat becomes kosher, except that the metal is blessed by a robo-pimp rather than a rabi.

Q: If Bender were a robo-pimp, what would his name be?
TommyMagic

Crustacean
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« Reply #575 on: 03-23-2005 13:36 »

A: It would be: 'Bender' - he was a Pimp for a brief stint in Put Your Head On My Shoulder

Q: Is marajuana (sp?) legal in the 3000's? If so, how did that happen? If not, why not still?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #576 on: 03-23-2005 13:54 »

A: Yes--someone from Universe 420 came over to our universe, became President, and legalized all drugs. This is also why there are crack vending machines.

Q: If Leela and H.G. Blob had babies, how many eyes would their kids have?
Bender_Waffles

Starship Captain
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« Reply #577 on: 03-23-2005 14:23 »

A. None.

Q. If Pot is legal in the year 3000, how come there is a political party based on the legalization of it?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #578 on: 03-23-2005 14:26 »

A: Because they're so stoned, they don't realize that it's already legal.

Q: How many dudes are part of Dudes For The Legalization Of Hemp?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #579 on: 03-23-2005 18:49 »

A. 10,000 dudes not realizing that hemp is legal.

Q. In what year did the legalization of drugs happen?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #580 on: 03-24-2005 05:32 »
« Last Edit on: 03-24-2005 05:32 »

A) 2006.. be ready!
Q) what' s the most common drug in 3000?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #581 on: 03-24-2005 11:31 »

A: It's a combination of Slurm and Cocaine.  It's called "slack".  It's dirt cheap, highly addictive, contains an alien slug's excretion, and when smoked, gives halucinatory episodes predominantly along the lines of being a robot (if you're human) or being a human (if you're a robot).

Q: Which company released the first crack vending machine?
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #582 on: 03-24-2005 11:39 »

A: Coca-Cola
Q: How many years has Kif loyally served under Cpt Brannigan?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #583 on: 03-24-2005 14:45 »

A: Far, far too many!  Why the hell doesn't he dump that loser?

Q: How often does Kif shed his skin?  And what does he normally do with it, when he does?
Bender_Waffles

Starship Captain
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« Reply #584 on: 03-24-2005 15:48 »

A. Once a week, and he eats it.

Q. If Mario is a UN Delegate in 'Anthology of Interest 2' are Bowser, Peach, Luigi, and Yoshi representatives too? If so, from where?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #585 on: 03-24-2005 16:03 »
« Last Edit on: 03-24-2005 16:03 »

A) luigi is delegate for san marino. bowser for lizardland, peach for the nation of stereotyped   princesses. yoshi disappeared in 2769, and no one knows where he is.

Q) who is the direct superior of zapp brannigan?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #586 on: 03-24-2005 16:17 »

Me!.....  laff

If futurama is to meet Harry potter what kind of adventure they will have?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #587 on: 03-24-2005 16:41 »

A: I don't know because I wouldn't be watching it. I would even sacrific Futurama to ensure that I don't have to watch anything to do with harry potter.

Q: Rank wise: Who is the absolute lowest in the DOOP?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #588 on: 03-24-2005 17:34 »

A. Kif

Q. Who is Superior of Zapp's superior?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #589 on: 03-24-2005 17:43 »

A: mint's mother....    tongue

Q: "I have no strong feelings either way." 
"If I don't survive, tell my wife I said 'Hello'."

What are some other great quotes from the Neutrals that we haven't heard before?
Krokei

Starship Captain
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« Reply #590 on: 03-24-2005 17:49 »

A: None, they're filthy neutrals

Q: Did that second mutiny ever happen, and if so, what went wrong with it?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #591 on: 03-24-2005 17:55 »

A: No.
(See how boring cop-out answers are?)

Q: Suppose that the Nimbus is designed after an animal.  What animal would that be?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #592 on: 03-24-2005 18:38 »

A: A squid, most likely.

Q: How many people are members of the DOOP?
Kittyminx

Crustacean
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« Reply #593 on: 03-24-2005 20:10 »

A: officially about 12 (enough for a jury) unofficially 10000's. people just can't help joining in even the daftest of tings.

Q: Are you ma daddy? Or if not who is Prof's parents?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #594 on: 03-25-2005 00:14 »

A. The professors parents are Patrick and Gloria Farnsworth

Q. How old is Elzar?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #595 on: 03-25-2005 04:42 »

A) 29. at 13 he moved to earth from neptune, at 21 he gained popularity.

Q) what is neptune's capital?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #596 on: 03-25-2005 12:05 »

A. Atlantis (see Greek Mythology)

Q. When was the first president of earth elected?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #597 on: 03-25-2005 16:04 »

A. After the Omicrons found out I Love Lucy was canceled.

Q. If Futurama was to become a live-action TV show/movie, who would play which characters?
cujoe169
Starship Captain
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« Reply #598 on: 03-25-2005 16:24 »

a. clearly bender would be played by the same robot as the lost in space robot... leela would be played by katey sagal, clearly with an eye patch... fry would have to be played by the great arnold schwarzennegar... farnsworth=sean connery... THAT STUD!... haha, and 50 cent could be hermes, with amy as some asian girl...

Q. if futurama was to become a live action tv show, would anyone watch it...?  with the characters described as above?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #599 on: 03-25-2005 22:46 »

A. Duh, people would watch it! The characters, sure, but I think I'd change Schwarzennegar, or whatever his name is, from him being Fry to him being Zapp and Fry being played by Micheal J. Fox, because the middle name! And Bender would be the guy that is in the C-3PO suit in a Bender suit.

Q. If Futurama were a live action movie, who would be the director if it weren't somebody already on the staff?
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