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blobby goat

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« Reply #480 on: 03-17-2005 23:18 »
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A. they were defeacated upon and burned as witches
Q. where did they bury coilette?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #481 on: 03-17-2005 23:29 »
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A. Calculon's backyard.

Q. Where present-day country is the "Robo-Hungarian Empire" located in?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #482 on: 03-18-2005 00:33 »

A: Luxembourg(sp?)

Q: Why does Bender wear pajamas(sp?) in some episodes, and doesn't wear them in other episodes?
smision

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« Reply #483 on: 03-18-2005 02:05 »

A: it's a little thing called "style"

Q: why is Slurms Mckenzie known as 'the original party worm' when he looks more like a party slug?
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #484 on: 03-18-2005 02:29 »
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A: Calling him "the original party slug" would be stupid.

Q: When Bender got sick in that one episode, how was it possible for his metal to change color?
Andy1234

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« Reply #485 on: 03-18-2005 11:11 »

A:the cogs were being stopped from spinning so his metal colorant might not have worked.

Q:how old is the robot devil, and where was he made?
Quimbly

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« Reply #486 on: 03-18-2005 11:29 »

A: The Robot Devil came into existence when the first suicide booth showed up (2008).  Of course, the Robot Devil's son had to come back in time in order to create him, since by the year 2008, we won't have that kind of technology.  (???!)

He was made in Al Sharpton's basement.

Q: What planet do spice weasles come from?
MrMoose

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« Reply #487 on: 03-18-2005 12:34 »

A: Spice World...ahhhhh I just though of that horrible movie.

Q: What is something that even Bender wouldn't want to steal?
Andy1234

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« Reply #488 on: 03-18-2005 13:19 »

A:robo porn

Q:where does bender get his porn from
Space Wasp

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« Reply #489 on: 03-18-2005 13:27 »

A: Mac OS XXX

Q: What do you have to pay for a brand new Bending Unit?
MrMoose

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« Reply #490 on: 03-18-2005 14:06 »

A: Nothing. Just steal one.

Q: What is the next level of porn after ultra porn?
mint

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« Reply #491 on: 03-18-2005 15:20 »
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Mega Ultra porn

In 'The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings' Fry got the devil's hand, what would happen if he got Bender's hand instead, what would be the rest of that episode like?
Quimbly

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« Reply #492 on: 03-18-2005 15:24 »
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A: Bender would have used the hands to pick the pockets of the wealthy and steal material goods undreamed of.  Leela would still despise Fry.  And the Devil Robot would eventually win his hands back from Bender is a poker match.

Q: What differentiates  porn  from  ultra porn  from  mega ultra porn?
blobby goat

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« Reply #493 on: 03-18-2005 18:40 »
« Last Edit on: 03-18-2005 18:40 »

A. Ron Jeremy   big grin
Q. what did that blursball player mean when he said "i win"?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #494 on: 03-18-2005 20:35 »

A. He won, duh!

Q. What was the other horns are there, other than the upper and lower horns?
Andy1234

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« Reply #495 on: 03-19-2005 03:24 »

A:middle horns and extra lower horns.

Q:what if bender got away with that money from beck and became a folk singer.
Jicannon

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« Reply #496 on: 03-19-2005 03:31 »

A: He would have been assasinated by Billy Idol's head

Q: How many robots a day are destroyed due to brokenness?
Andy1234

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« Reply #497 on: 03-19-2005 05:40 »

A:1,000,000

Q:apart from paperweights, what are these robots melted into.
Jicannon

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« Reply #498 on: 03-19-2005 11:03 »

A: Forks, knives, and spoons
Q: Do the Omicronians really have the secret to eternal life?
Young_and_Angry

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« Reply #499 on: 03-19-2005 12:33 »

No. It's just a bluff.

When Fry got stung, he said he needed a new spleen and it came from a guy who likes to motorcycle (VRRRROOOM!). How come the stinger was nowhere near his spleen?
Philp_J_Fry

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« Reply #500 on: 03-19-2005 12:39 »

A: Because most docters are idiots (at least in cartoon shows)
Q: How many robots does Mom's Friendly robot company make in one year?
Young_and_Angry

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« Reply #501 on: 03-19-2005 13:52 »

0.03


What is Bender's favourite smell?  tongue
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #502 on: 03-19-2005 15:08 »
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A. The smell of money...among other things.

Q. Who's the most unmutated mutant after Leela?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #503 on: 03-19-2005 15:10 »

A. Probably her father. I mean, the only thing different from Leela is the horizontal closing mouth.

Q. What is Fry's favorite band?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #504 on: 03-19-2005 15:13 »

A. 01101000101101000101010101011 000101

Q. If anybody reads binary, what does ^ say?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #505 on: 03-19-2005 16:02 »

A. KISS

Q. Did Park Ranger Park ever sell is Top Quality Exercycle? If so, to who?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #506 on: 03-19-2005 16:25 »

A. Yes, he did. He sold it to Lrrr, who picked it up on the way to the dinner at Earth, so it would help his appearance.

Q. Has there been any other instances of somebody doing the nasty in the pasty?
Flip

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« Reply #507 on: 03-19-2005 19:02 »

A: No, because it is such a hideous concept.

Q: What would have happened if Amy and Fry would have married?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #508 on: 03-19-2005 19:07 »

A. Inez would finally be a grandmother.

Q. What Futurama references will appear on The Simpsons this season?
Flip

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« Reply #509 on: 03-19-2005 19:12 »

A: 1, Scruffy will be cleaning springfield elementary.

Q: Is Futurama better than the simpsons, plot wise?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #510 on: 03-19-2005 19:18 »

A. Yes. You don't see too many aliens in The Simpsons.

Q. How much would you pay to see Futurama: The Movie?


Joel: Hi Keeba!
mint

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« Reply #511 on: 03-19-2005 19:25 »

Normal prize I supposed.

Has scruffy ever had a girlfriend, if so what is she like?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #512 on: 03-19-2005 19:33 »

A. Yes, he has had a girlfriend. Her name was Scratchienda. She was a nice, small town girl, who liked to walk in the park and enjoyed movies. She also had one eye and had some other mutations. These other mutations caused her to become a super hero, under the name of Unieye, and she fought crime in time to come home to Scruffy. Then, the evil Intendu defeated Unieye. The evil Intendu was Scruffy, who didn't know of Unieye's secret identity. After this, he stopped being a super for good and has kept his identity a secret as a janitor for Planet Express.

Q. What do New New Yorkers think of the "classical" band Nirvana?


Joel: Hi Keeba!
Young_and_Angry

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« Reply #513 on: 03-19-2005 20:00 »

That they rock and Kurt in You Know You're Right is pretty sexy.

What do they think of another fine classical band, the Beatles?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #514 on: 03-19-2005 20:09 »

A. They like the Beatles and notice the usuage of the Beatles style of lyric making and compostition in other classical bands such as Nirvana. They liked the Beatles so much that there was a wave of Beatlemania in the mid-2500's and again in the 2800's. In the late 2900's and early 3000's, the Beatles have become a widely liked band, but the Beatlemania of the past hasn't been present in the 3000's...yet.

Q. When will be the next Beatlemania surge?
mint

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« Reply #515 on: 03-19-2005 20:53 »

3060's

How many men did Mom had not counting the professor and if they exist what are they like?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #516 on: 03-19-2005 22:07 »

A.Mom has done 25 men, 2 robots, a mutant that was neither a man nor woman, and 4 aliens.

Q. How old is Mom?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #517 on: 03-19-2005 23:02 »

A. 146

Q. How old is Hermes?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #518 on: 03-19-2005 23:08 »
« Last Edit on: 03-19-2005 23:08 »

A. Wouldn't you like to know. And if you would like to know, he's 38.

Q. How old is Labarbara?
Bender_Waffles

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« Reply #519 on: 03-19-2005 23:16 »

A. 36

Q. Where was Robot Devil built?
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