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Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #40 on: 02-25-2005 13:31 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2005 13:31 »

 
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Originally posted by Flip:
Q: What Happened to Fry's VW after Bendin' In The Wind?

A. It's sitting next to the box containing our universe in the PlanEx TV room.

Q. Do abbreviations count in Scrabble?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #41 on: 02-25-2005 13:47 »

A: No.

Q: Where did they get the DNA to clone Fry a new pair of hands in "I Dated A Robot!"?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #42 on: 02-25-2005 13:50 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2005 13:50 »

A1: "THEY DON'T!!!!" - Zoidberg

A2: Oh you know where........ His arm....what the hell were you thinking you sick bastards?

Q: Do words in the Becktionary count in Scrabble?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #43 on: 02-25-2005 13:52 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2005 13:52 »

A. No. Beck sucks.

Q. What other sea creatures did Zoidberg work out with at the gym?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #44 on: 02-25-2005 15:36 »

Sea creatures

What would happen if Cubert's nose did not get squash in the test tube?

CaptanYesterday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #45 on: 02-25-2005 15:36 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2005 15:36 »

A: YOU Suck! (nasty)

Q: Whats Benders faverit liquer?
  smile   tongue
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #46 on: 02-25-2005 17:30 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2005 17:30 »

[smart-ass-remarks]
Wow.  EVERY word in your question is either misspelled or grammatically incorrect.

A1: "Whats" -- You mean there's more than one 'what'?  Maybe you're asking multiple questions at once.
A2: "Benders" -- You mean there's more than one Bender? Silver Bender from Universe 1 and Golden Bender from Universe A, for staters.  I'm not sure how many Benders you want, though.  Based on the Parabox episode, there would also (probably) be Big-headed Bender, Hippie Bender, Eyeless Bender, Pirate Bender, Frozen Bender, and many more.  I guess I'll assume an infinite number of Benders.
A3: "Faverit" -- Does not compute.  Maybe you're thinking of 'Faverite', a citizen of Faver.
A4:  "Liquer" -- Does not compute.  Maybe you're thinking of 'liqueur'.  I've never seen any Bender drink a liqueur, only liquor.  But, I guess there would be a universe where he would ONLY drink liqueur.

So, using parallel logic, and assuming much, your question is asking: amongst all Benders, in all parallel universes, which of them is a citizen of Faver and loves to drink liqueur?

Ultimate Answer: {} 
(i.e. The empty set.  Meaning that there is no solution to the question.  The only liqueur-drinking Bender is the one from the Hoity-Toity Universe, and in that universe, Bender is a citizen of New York, not Faver.)
[/smart-ass-remarks]

Q: What's Bender's favorite liquor?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #47 on: 02-25-2005 18:09 »

Bender's favourite liquor is Bailey, because it starts with a B.

Since my previous Question is not been answered: here we go again

What would happen if cubert's nose did not get squash in the test tube?

Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #48 on: 02-25-2005 18:16 »

A: Quite simple, really.  He wouldn't have a little piglet nose.  It would be long and prominant, like the Professor's.

Q: What question would Cubert ask the "What-If" machine?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #49 on: 02-25-2005 18:39 »

A: "What if I wasn't a prick?"

Q: What question would Santa ask the "What-If" machine?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #50 on: 02-25-2005 18:58 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2005 18:58 »

What if I ruled the world?

What would Zapp ask the "What-If" machine?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #51 on: 02-25-2005 21:37 »

A: What if I'd gotten laid in the last three years?

Q: What would Amy ask the What if Machine?
Procyon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #52 on: 02-25-2005 21:47 »

A: What if I had gotten picked by the computer who only picks uncute people like Leela the last time?

Q: What would the What-if machine ask the What-if machine?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #53 on: 02-25-2005 22:08 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2005 22:08 »

A: What if I wasn't a machine?

Q: What would be the first thing that Leela would do if she had 10 dollars?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #54 on: 02-26-2005 02:47 »

A. Buy a dartboard and stick a picture of Zapp in the middle.

Q. Who is in the middle of Zapp Brannigan's dartboard?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #55 on: 02-26-2005 03:28 »

A: The Neutral Planet president.

Q: What other special abilities does Bender have that we haven't seen before?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #56 on: 02-26-2005 14:33 »

A) he can shave people.
Q) what would happen if leela wore amy's dress?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #57 on: 02-26-2005 14:42 »

A: Time would skip forward randomly.

Q: Which country is always the first to surrender to invading aliens? (obvious answer)
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #58 on: 02-26-2005 15:22 »
« Last Edit on: 02-26-2005 15:22 »

A: The Republic of French Stereotypes

Q: Which country is always the last to surrender to invading aliens?
Flip

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #59 on: 02-26-2005 15:53 »

A: Earth!

Q: What would Earth be like if Fry was President?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #60 on: 02-26-2005 16:11 »

A: Destroyed.  Possibly by a space cow.

Q: What would Earth be like if Leela was President?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #61 on: 02-26-2005 16:22 »

A: It would be a mix between the US and France. We would kick ass but we would also complain and cry a lot.

Q: What would Earth be like if Zoidberg was President? (Please someone say what I want you to say, if not oh well)
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #62 on: 02-26-2005 21:32 »

A: Zoidberg would get the scientists working on getting the Big Ball of Garbage back to Earth.  Similarly, he would go after other planets' garbage balls.  Once he had amassed enough of them, he would cover all the land in a layer of garbage, thus finally inflicting his revenge on the Earthicans for having mistreated him for so long.

Q: What would Earth be like if Bender were President?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #63 on: 02-26-2005 21:37 »

Damn I was really hoping you would say "No world, you put your hands up."

A: DEATH TO HUMANS!!! With the exception for maybe Fry and a few others if Bender is in a good mood.

Q: Blah blah blah, Farnsworth president...you know the drill.
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #64 on: 02-26-2005 23:13 »

A: "Well, it's the apocalypse alright."

Q: ...if Brannigan were President?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #65 on: 02-26-2005 23:21 »

A. A whole lot of wild sexcapades, many of them involving Leela.

Q. ...if Amy were President?
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #66 on: 02-26-2005 23:26 »

A: Is there such a way for an entire planet to fall on their collective face while preforming pointless and simple tasks.

Q: ....Scruffy were President?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #67 on: 02-27-2005 03:56 »

A: Nothing.

Q: The Professor is a professor of what?
z0idberg

Bending Unit
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« Reply #68 on: 02-27-2005 04:08 »

A: professing, he professors

Q: what does professing involve
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #69 on: 02-27-2005 04:16 »

A: Test tubes, assorted chemicals, and the liver of a wild wombat.

Q: What would happen if manhattan sank into the ocean.
z0idberg

Bending Unit
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« Reply #70 on: 02-27-2005 04:29 »

A: everybody would start a new life under the sea

B: If zoidberg was green, what colour food would he eat
bender+fry

Professor
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« Reply #71 on: 02-27-2005 04:39 »

A: He hasn't eaten in so long, it wouldn't matter.

Q: What would you see if you saw Parallel Scruffy?
NibblerJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #72 on: 02-27-2005 04:59 »

A: A Millionaire fat woman.

Q: If Bender built a ship, what would it be called?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #73 on: 02-27-2005 06:54 »

A) booze queen
Q) where is mr bean, or his head, in 3000?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #74 on: 02-27-2005 13:17 »

A: He's displayed in the caveman exibit at the museum.
Q: What if Roberto was president?
T-Veronica

Bending Unit
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« Reply #75 on: 02-27-2005 15:48 »

A) Salutes would be very messy.

Q) Who's the master of wonton-burrito-meals?

"This is how I deal with insignificant bugs," said the spider to the fly, "How do you wish to die?"
SpaceJockey

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #76 on: 02-27-2005 17:30 »

A. Fry, but Zoidberg wishes he was.

Q. Are Kif and the head of DOOP related?

Kicked your ass.
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MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #77 on: 02-27-2005 17:37 »

A: Does one wild night on DOOP spring break count?

Q: What does Amy spend most of her money on?
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #78 on: 02-27-2005 17:55 »

A: Hookers and fat people.

Q: What was the craziest thing the Professor did during the time of "selling his body"?
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #79 on: 02-27-2005 18:01 »

A: Hon, unless you like your mother and a bucket of chum on Mardi Gras, you do NOT want to know!

Q: What would Amy be like if she was cute, yet not superficial?
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