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i_c_weiner

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« Reply #360 on: 03-12-2005 13:12 »

A. It worked. He went to the future, where a race of radicals went to the past in the machine so he never made the machine.

Q. What would Scruffy ask the What If Machine?
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« Reply #361 on: 03-12-2005 13:42 »

A: He would probably ask "What if Scruffy were rich?"

Q: What do you think the Omicronians would do if they found out that Futurama was off the air?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #362 on: 03-12-2005 13:53 »

 
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A: No, it will take 1875 years because in the real world scientists wont be able to increase the speed of light, besides, Lrr doesn't actually allow the Omicrans to watch it because he feels his Cape makes him look fat on TV, so you must have your facts wrong lol.

I already asked that question, and TommyMagic answered.

Q. What would Xanthor(or whatever his name was) ask the What If Machine?
Andy1234

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« Reply #363 on: 03-12-2005 14:47 »

A:"what if i never worked here"

Q:what if fry was captain not leela?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #364 on: 03-12-2005 14:48 »

A. They wouldn't have gone to that planet to see Alkazar.

Q. What if Fry had magical/super powers?
Andy1234

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« Reply #365 on: 03-12-2005 15:34 »
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A:then leela would have been able to use all of the miracle cream in LTH, and fry would be married with leela for saving her from the space wasp in "the sting"

Q:what if "that guy" in "futurestock" never died of boneitis
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #366 on: 03-12-2005 15:38 »

A. That Guy would still own Planet Express, he would have sold it to Mom, and everyone would've been millionaires. And That Guy would continue his 80's style living.

Q. What if Leela wasn't a mutant?
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« Reply #367 on: 03-12-2005 17:30 »
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Then she would not be the first person Fry met.

What if Zoidberg was the one who gone into the night in “Spanish Fry” instead of Fry?


i_c_weiner

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« Reply #368 on: 03-12-2005 17:42 »

A. He would've been upducted, his tentacle things(forgot the name) would have been cut off, and Bender would've told Lrrr about the little brain is Zoidberg's butt.

Q. What would've happened if Fry's "lower horn" were cut off?
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« Reply #369 on: 03-12-2005 17:59 »

A. No more Nasty in the Pasty...  frown

Q. Who are the Robot Devil's parents?
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« Reply #370 on: 03-12-2005 18:17 »

A: Mom and Morningbot 1412

Q: What were the historical effects of the Holy War between Oprahism and Voodoo?  Cite specific dates and examples, and remember to write in AP style (if you're American.)
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #371 on: 03-12-2005 18:38 »
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A. April 10, 2235- Oprahism becomes America's mainstream religion.
April 20, 2235- Voodoos make voodoo dolls of Oprah. Oprah's body is made unusuable and she is put in a glass jar.
March 1, 2235- Oprahist are shocked of the news and declare war on Voodoos.
March 5, 2235- Oprahist launch the first attack, launching a missile to New Orleans.
March 10, 2235- Voodoos curse the city of Chicago. Entire Cubs team is killed in freak "large needle in stomach" accident.
March 13, 2235- Oprahist start their march to New Orleans on a boat sailing down the Oprah River, which goes empties into Lake Oprah, which connects to the Mississippi River through the Oprah Stream.
March 14, 2235- Voodoos begin their march to St. Louis to rendevous with Oprahists.
March 15, 2235- Oprahists reach St. Louis.
March 16, 2235- Voodoos reach St. Louis. The Battle of St. Louis begins. 1,362 Oprahists die. 10,006 Voodoos die, but are turned into zombies by the remaining Voodoos.
March 16, 2235- Oprahists retreat to Indianapolis.
March 17, 2235- Voodoos send the Zombie Army to Indianapolis.
March 18, 2235- Voodoos' Zombie Army defeat the Oprahists at Indianapolis. Oprahist surrender.
March 25, 2235- Treaty of Baltimore is signed by both religions. In treaty, Voodoos gain the Chicago regain and Oprahists' new center is in Detroit.
October 29, 2235- Cubs win World Series.

Q. What if the "real" Zoidberg was blue?
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« Reply #372 on: 03-13-2005 02:52 »

 
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Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
Q. What would've happened if Fry's "lower horn" were cut off?
i asked a question similar to that before.
anyway..

A:the parallel zoidberg would be red.

Q:what if leela was a transvestite?


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« Reply #373 on: 03-13-2005 12:03 »

A. He would have stayed with Amy.

Q. If whales are so dangerous(see When Aliens Attack deleted scene) why would the Aquarium have one available to swim with?
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« Reply #374 on: 03-13-2005 15:15 »

A) that was a friendly one

Q) what's clamps real name?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #375 on: 03-13-2005 15:29 »

A. Percy McElron

Q. What country is Mario the UN Delegate for? (see Anthology of Interest 2)
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« Reply #376 on: 03-13-2005 15:31 »

A: Bartholamue Edgar Harrison Sandringham Clampson

Q: How did the people of Robonia handle the disapearance of their beloved athlete Coilete?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #377 on: 03-13-2005 16:06 »

@Nasty Pasty- A. The Mushroom Kingdom.
@TommyMagic- A. They didn't. They all died because they didn't have enough beer after Coilete disapeared.

Q. Where is the Mushroom Kingdom?
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« Reply #378 on: 03-13-2005 16:11 »
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A: In the Marianas Trench, which was drained in 2499 as a place of exile for the followers of the Mushroom Party from Italy.

Q: Why does the UN still exist if everything is inter-planetary and there is one president of Earth?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #379 on: 03-13-2005 16:18 »

A. UN now stands for United Nebula.

Q. What if there was a planet full of Muppets?
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« Reply #380 on: 03-13-2005 23:13 »

A. Zapp would personally exterminate them all.

Q. What country created the Shark-a-pault?
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« Reply #381 on: 03-14-2005 00:55 »

A: New Guinea
Q: What would you have bought with a $300 rebate?
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« Reply #382 on: 03-14-2005 01:28 »

A: 300 1 dollar lizards. (Girls like swarms of lizards, right?)

Q: What would happen if Lrrr broke up with Ndnd?
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« Reply #383 on: 03-14-2005 02:30 »

A: Lrr would attack Earth more often.

Q: What would have happened if the rebate in "300 Big Boys" was $301 instead of $300?
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« Reply #384 on: 03-14-2005 11:57 »

A: Fry would have had $1 left over from coffee and would therefore never have thought of the idea of buying 100 $3 cups of coffee since it wouldn't be even and everyone would have died in the fire.

Q: Does Fry still try to talk to Nibbler sometimes ever since "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid"?
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« Reply #385 on: 03-14-2005 15:37 »

A: No, because of the trauma of the incident, Fry paid to have the memory of that day removed from his head. 

Q: Consuming which kind of alcohol gives bending units the best fuel economy?
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« Reply #386 on: 03-14-2005 15:47 »

A) grappa

Q) who is the heavyweight world champion of smackdown in 3000?
Jicannon

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« Reply #387 on: 03-14-2005 15:49 »

A: Morbo

Q: How many people has Roberto stabbed?
Quimbly

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« Reply #388 on: 03-14-2005 16:08 »

A: The number is uncountable.  It requires a second-order level of infinity to be properly described.

Q: Like Blurnsball, could you describe other sports/recreational activities from the 20/21st century which have been transformed into something similar (yet ridiculously funny) in the 30/31st century?
Andy1234

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« Reply #389 on: 03-14-2005 16:10 »

A:american football, it is then played by women wearing bikinis.

Q:what if fry's brother yancy really did steal fry's life?
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« Reply #390 on: 03-14-2005 16:14 »

A: Another "Fry hole" would appear and everyone would die.

Q: What effects would an eight leaf clover have on someone?
Jicannon

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« Reply #391 on: 03-14-2005 16:20 »

A: They would apply the St. Patty's Law and assume God was 8 persons in 1.

Q: Did Lrrr get pulled over for flying while high?
MrMoose

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« Reply #392 on: 03-14-2005 16:26 »

A: Awwwww yeah...

Q: What did he do once he was pulled over?
Quimbly

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« Reply #393 on: 03-14-2005 16:26 »

A: Yes, but it turns out that Earthican law didn't have jurisprudence enough to convict him for zooming over the ionosphere in his UFO.

Q: Aside from the wind-up laser rifle (as seen in WITHW), what other horrible devices has the military invented for use by foot soldiers in the 31st century?
Quimbly

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« Reply #394 on: 03-14-2005 16:28 »

Must have missed by a second...

A: He tried to blame his wife.

Q: See my question above...
Jicannon

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« Reply #395 on: 03-14-2005 16:30 »

@MrMoose:  Yelled at the cop for speaking so loud and tried to fly away with his "magic" cape
@Quimbly: Boxing gloves

Q: What is the name of Morbo's race?
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« Reply #396 on: 03-14-2005 17:15 »

A: Shadow-Puppetians

Q: Will Morbo's race ever invade earth.......?
mint

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« Reply #397 on: 03-14-2005 17:29 »

No, he is bluffing... wink

If you are the producer of futurama and in the new season you want to add a new permanent member what kind of creature /person would it or s/he be?
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« Reply #398 on: 03-14-2005 18:02 »
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(Wow! A GOOD question from Mint for a change!   wink )

A: Since there's already a robot, an alien, a guy from the past, a mutant, an old guy, a young gal, and a rastafarian (toally a unique race/type unto itself), the only possible character left would be a head-in-a-jar, and probably a female one, given the current male-to-female ratio. 

New character:  "Betty"
A middle-aged, lower-income woman who won the state lottery, but on the same day, had a serious cross-town tube accident wherein her body was damaged beyond repair.  Luckily, with the money from the lottery, she was able to pay for the expensive Popeil-patented process of preparing her head for the head-in-a-jar technology. 

She's sassy, smarter than Fry, and a money grubber.  Jokes around her character usually involve her transition from poor whole-bodied person to rich head-in-jar person.  She often acts like a poor person, even though she's quite well-off.

Q: What exactly is involved in preparing a human head to be placed in the Popeil-patented head-in-a-jar?
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« Reply #399 on: 03-14-2005 18:33 »

A) Loads of peanuts and cucumbers mixed together with water

Q) What happened at the Neil Diamond concert that made Fry being beat up by a guy named Scrunchy?
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