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Quimbly

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« Reply #320 on: 03-09-2005 13:04 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2005 13:04 »

Hmm, my answer was much better, and at least a couple minutes faster...

I guess I'll answer your question anyway...

   
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Q:what if bender was human and the rest of the crew(and scruffy)were robots

A: Things would be pretty much the same, except everyone's name would be different: 
Bender->Joe
Fry->Fish Frying Bot
Leela->Cyclon-7
Zoidberg->Citizen Clawbot
Amy->astroGrrL
Farsworth->Asimo v12.3
Hermes->BureauBot v17-A.126, Release 56H, M3
Scruffy->ScourBot

Q: See my question above...
Andy1234

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« Reply #321 on: 03-09-2005 13:42 »

 
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Originally posted by Quimbly:
Q: What's Labarbara's favorite felony, that keeps landing her in jail?
then i'll answer yours.

A :probably breaking peoples backs while they're limboing.

Q:is fry right in "i second that emotion" when he says it'll take a genius to count all of them rings, because nibbler is over 1000 years old?


This is just another signature.




Move along.
TheGingerKid

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« Reply #322 on: 03-09-2005 14:13 »

A: NO Nibbler just isn't anything like a common tree.

Q: If the prof had to destroy a planet what would be his preferd method?
Quimbly

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« Reply #323 on: 03-09-2005 14:21 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2005 14:21 »

A: Using a replica of the antique Death Star, of course.

Q: Is the professor a member of the light-side or the dark-side of the Force?  Give examples, to support your claim.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #324 on: 03-09-2005 16:48 »

A. Dark Side.
His real name is Senator Palpotoot. He is from the planet Tantootoot. He was a fun loving man until he built the happy-type robot. His anger enraged, and caused the Dark Side of the Force to grow in himself. Soon enough, he had made the Angry Doom to take in the anger, but the Dark Side grew more and more. Then, he made Doomsday Devices and his only way to not use them were to make a "pet project" called Planet Express.

Q. Why does Hermes have a grudge against Zoidberg?
mint

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« Reply #325 on: 03-09-2005 19:17 »

Zoidberg is an easy target, that's why!

Will Zapp get married, If so with who?

i_c_weiner

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« Reply #326 on: 03-09-2005 19:29 »

A. Zapp will get married...to that heater Fry made out with in The Lesser of Two Evils.

Q. Is the Force present in Futurama?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #327 on: 03-09-2005 22:37 »

A. No, Zapp killed it.

Q. What would happen if Zapp didnt have a velour uniform?
Jicannon

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« Reply #328 on: 03-09-2005 22:56 »

A: VelourFog wouldn't torment us so  tongue

Q: What would happen if Fry didn't do the Nasty in the Pasty?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #329 on: 03-09-2005 23:04 »

A. The universe would cease to exist due to the Brainspawn destroying it.

Q. What material is Leela's tanktop made of?
Futurama Nerd

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« Reply #330 on: 03-09-2005 23:39 »

A: What other tanktops are made of...

Q: What was the name of the high school Fry went too?
TommyMagic

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« Reply #331 on: 03-10-2005 07:23 »

A: The New York School for the Mentally Aggrevated

Q: In The Way Of Fry, the human Police Officer states that he has been kicked off the force: What did he get kicked off for?
Jicannon

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« Reply #332 on: 03-10-2005 11:22 »

A: Having an affair with URL
Q: Whatever happened to Bender's turtle?
Quimbly

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« Reply #333 on: 03-10-2005 11:47 »

A: Bender never found out, but the professor dipped the turtle in a radioactive bowl of goo.  He was, of course, working on perfecting his super-mutants at the time.  The turtle grew an extra head, but because there was no extra hole in the shell for the head to come out of, the poor creature died of half-suffocation.

Q: We know what Leela's and Fry's career chips were.  What about the rest of the Planet Express staff?
SpaceCase

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« Reply #334 on: 03-10-2005 12:13 »

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      Originally posted by Quimbly:
      Q: We know what Leela's and Fry's career chips were.  What about the rest of the Planet Express staff?
      • Fry:............Delivery Boy (Duh!)
      • Leela:.........Cryogenics Counselor/ FAO
      • Hermes:......Beaureaucrat (sp?)
      • Farnsworth:.Senile Amoral Crackpot
      • Zoidberg:...."Doctor."
      • Scruffy:.......Practicioner of Janitorial Sciences.
      • Amy:..........Engineer/ Interplanetary clutz
      • Bender:.......Prime Minister of Norway (don't ask!)
      Oop's! Missed One:
      • Cubert:........Pain in the ass.
      Q: Um... *Sigh* I got nuthin'.
      Somebody elese can ask aks a question for me.
        hmpf
      Andy1234

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      « Reply #335 on: 03-10-2005 12:20 »

      Q:why was nibbler naked in the episode "loves labour lost in space" when in "the why of fry" he is wearing clothes in old new york?
      Quimbly

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      « Reply #336 on: 03-10-2005 13:53 »

      A: Quite simple, really.  Nibbler is a nudist.  He just doesn't always have time to strip down when off doing important things.  Leela likes to dress him up, the same way some owner's like to dress their pet Poodles.

      Q: What other TV programs from the 20/21st century do the Omnicronian-Perseis love?  Which ones do they hate?  Why?
      i_c_weiner

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      « Reply #337 on: 03-10-2005 17:51 »

      A. Futurama...I hope they aren't mad in 1000 years about it being "canceled". They hate Survivor. They love Futurama cuz the characters look just like them. They hate Survivor because the weaker, more cuddly one won.

      Q. If the Omicron Perseis are real, will they be made to hear of Futurama being canceled in 1000 years?
      TommyMagic

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      « Reply #338 on: 03-10-2005 19:51 »

      A: No, it will take 1875 years because in the real world scientists wont be able to increase the speed of light, besides, Lrr doesn't actually allow the Omicrans to watch it because he feels his Cape makes him look fat on TV, so you must have your facts wrong lol.

      Q: If Fry is actually his own grandad and killed his 'grandad' Enous(sp?) by locking him in the atomic blast area, how did Fry actually ever meet or know of his 'grandad' Enous if he was in fact killed at Roswell?
      i_c_weiner

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      « Reply #339 on: 03-10-2005 20:00 »

      A. See Back to the Future I

      Q. Answer this non-question so somebody else can take a go.
      Fry´s Nightmare

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      « Reply #340 on: 03-10-2005 23:54 »

      A: Banana Monkey

      Q: What would happen if Leela turned into a turtle?
      Nerd-o-rama

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      « Reply #341 on: 03-11-2005 00:03 »

      A: Environmentalists would be up in arms about the mutated turtles caused by toxic runoff, while completely ignoring the mutated humans.

      Q: How did the Infosphere collect "all knowledge in the Universe" when the data it was collecting should have been infinite (if "11 > 4" is a piece of info, so should every such binary relation of real numbers.  Because there are infinitely many real numbers, this should result in an infinite number of data.)
      JBERGES

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      « Reply #342 on: 03-11-2005 00:09 »

      A:  11 > 4 was one of many base cases.  The brains proved the rest via induction.

      Q:  What other types of spooning are there besides "just friends"?
      Nerd-o-rama

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      « Reply #343 on: 03-11-2005 01:32 »

      A: Why, "JBERGES/Kloudes" spooning, of course.

      Q: How did Leela get her pilot's training as a one-eyed woman with no parental assistance?
      TommyMagic

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      « Reply #344 on: 03-11-2005 06:50 »

      A: Universal rights, it would be discrimination to refuse Leela on account of her (believed) 'alien' status. Money wise, she claimed benefits for only having one eye.

      Q: In 'The Problem With Popplers' - when the ship comes back from finding the popplers, Hermes is at a control desk navigating the crew into the building, why did he need to do that this one time when usually there is no-one at a control desk?
      Andy1234

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      « Reply #345 on: 03-11-2005 12:38 »

      A:we don't know that, as it dosn't show inside the pe building other times they land.

      Q:what if fry never gave the devil his hands back at the end of TDHAIP.
      Jicannon

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      « Reply #346 on: 03-11-2005 13:31 »

      A: Nothing because the show got canceled  evil laugh
      Q: What is Dwight's middle name?
      Andy1234

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      « Reply #347 on: 03-11-2005 13:37 »

      A:"buerocrat"is his middle name

      Q:what if zapp and leela got married...?
      Young_and_Angry

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      « Reply #348 on: 03-11-2005 15:18 »

      A: Then Fry would commit suicide as Zapp probably wouldn't want Fry dating her. Or Leela was hypnotized.

      Q:What would happene if Zoidberg and Amy got married?
      morbo_it

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      « Reply #349 on: 03-11-2005 15:23 »

      A) after their first night together, amy would eat the lobster

      Q) what's the tallest skyscraper in 3000?
      mint

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      « Reply #350 on: 03-11-2005 16:30 »

      Some building in Asia, Asians like to build the world's tallest skyscrapers.

      What new food will be invented in 3000?
      i_c_weiner

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      « Reply #351 on: 03-11-2005 17:20 »

      A. Edible Clothing, for those times when you're hungry and need to take of clothes.

      Q. What's the name of the talles building in New New York?
      Jicannon

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      « Reply #352 on: 03-11-2005 17:27 »

      A: The Talles Building :P
      Q: Will Jrr make peace with Earth once he becomes ruler of Omicron Persei 8?
      i_c_weiner

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      « Reply #353 on: 03-11-2005 20:54 »

      A. No, first he'll fiddle with his name to his liking, then he'll attack Earth because he missed his soaps because of the Emergency Warning System.

      Q. How is the ruling of Omicron Persei 8 work?
      Andy1234

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      « Reply #354 on: 03-12-2005 02:54 »
      « Last Edit on: 03-12-2005 02:54 »

      A:Lrr and Ndnd just sit on their axe holes and tell people what to do and they pick a heir for when/if they die.

      Q:what if fry got his "wing dang doodle" eaten by lrr in "spanish fry"?
      morbo_it

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      « Reply #355 on: 03-12-2005 08:21 »
      « Last Edit on: 03-12-2005 08:21 »

      A) he would save the money he used to buy viagra with

      Q) who is vennegoor of hesselink?
      i_c_weiner

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      « Reply #356 on: 03-12-2005 10:27 »

      A. Petunia.

      Q. Do people in the 31st Century remember other 21st Century classical artist like Mozart and Bach?
      Andy1234

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      « Reply #357 on: 03-12-2005 10:46 »

      A:they probably cloned them and put their heads in jars.

      Q:what if zapp was a rapist
      i_c_weiner

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      « Reply #358 on: 03-12-2005 11:11 »

      A. Zapp would be a bad rapist. And not bad as in theme of the Michael Jackson song "Bad" but bad as in the qualtiy of the Michael Jackson song "Bad".

      Q. What is Scruffy's past?
      Nerd-o-rama

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      « Reply #359 on: 03-12-2005 13:05 »

      A: 50+ years of hanging out in various basements reading pornography.

      Q: What happened when the professor attampted to build a stable (read: predictable and reusable) time machine?
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