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Young_and_Angry

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« Reply #280 on: 03-07-2005 16:19 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2005 16:19 »

A: I choose not to for fear of what the children'd look like.

Q: What would happen if Scruffy got Leela pregnant?

What would happen if I got a TOTPD? Easy! I'd dance at the top of the page! *dances*
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #281 on: 03-07-2005 17:24 »

A: Their kid would have the most monotone voice in the universe.

Q: What if Fry's mom had gotten him the green jacket?
Flip

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #282 on: 03-07-2005 18:11 »

A: He would of become President...

Q: In 'How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back'
How did Morgan get infront of Bender when he was talking about her without him noticing?
TommyMagic

Crustacean
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« Reply #283 on: 03-07-2005 18:19 »

A: she was moving from behind him to his side when he looked around to his back, by this time Morgan had managed to get in front of him, she wastes no time because she is a beurocrat!(Sp!)

Q: What would have happened if Elzar won 'Iron Chef' and not Bender?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #284 on: 03-07-2005 18:37 »

A. The name Iron Chef would change to Not Iron Chef.

Q. What cartoon character would fit into Futurama?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #285 on: 03-07-2005 19:54 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2005 19:54 »

A: GIR, from Invader Zim. Bender would try to teach him to drink and steal, and GIR would just be playing with a rubber piggy. (I've had that idea for a long time.

Q: What would happen if the crew turned into animals?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #286 on: 03-07-2005 20:08 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2005 20:08 »

A. Leela and Fry would be otter/beavers, Bender would be a clapping monkey toy thingy, Zoidberg would be a person, Hermes would be a crab, Amy would be a little cute puppy, and the Proffesor would be....some old thing.\

Q. Would Scruffy be considered part of "The Crew"?

+Invader Zim rocks!
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #287 on: 03-07-2005 20:08 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2005 20:08 »

A: No
Q: What if Zoidberg was human?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #288 on: 03-07-2005 20:09 »

A. He would be a bum.

Q. The one I said earlier.
blackkatnorn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #289 on: 03-07-2005 21:42 »

A:NO
Q:What part of the crew would scruffy be if he was?
Bender_Waffles

Starship Captain
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« Reply #290 on: 03-07-2005 22:32 »

A. Chief Engineer

Q. Where did Zoidberg get the Jesus costume from "A Tale of Two Santas"?
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #291 on: 03-08-2005 08:18 »

A. i dunno... maybe from that shell catalogue?

Q. If Scruffy were Chief Engineer, who would be the janitor?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #292 on: 03-08-2005 09:30 »

A. Zapp, and he'd wiggle his way to the top and over take Planet Express.

A. If Zapp were janitor, who would pilot the Nimbus?
Andy1234

Starship Captain
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« Reply #293 on: 03-08-2005 11:18 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2005 00:00 »

A:kif would

Q:what would have happened if alcazar wasn't someone that could transform

i answered the last question from the previous page,sorry.
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #294 on: 03-08-2005 13:06 »

A He would've saved a pile of money on tuxedo rental.

Q: What if... er... um... Aw never mind. Somebody else can take this one for me.
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #295 on: 03-08-2005 13:39 »

A: The square root of 8.

Q: What if Fry had never fallen overboard during the tour of the Slurm Factory?
blackkatnorn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #296 on: 03-08-2005 13:52 »

A: Easy, he would get to party with slurms Mckensy

Q: What if Scruffy was pregnate with an alien baby?
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #297 on: 03-08-2005 14:07 »

A: You should know, the baby's you!  tongue

Q: What if no one was asking their questions in the form of 'what if...'?
blackkatnorn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #298 on: 03-08-2005 14:10 »

Hey thats mean  frown . Im no alien.
TheGingerKid

Bending Unit
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« Reply #299 on: 03-08-2005 16:08 »

A: There would be more variety to the Questions.

Q: WHY does the prof want to look young in 300 big boys and not in Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles?
Slackit02

Urban Legend
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« Reply #300 on: 03-08-2005 16:11 »

A: Because he was gettin some in 300bb

Q: Why did Labarbra choose to be with hermes over barbados slim?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #301 on: 03-08-2005 16:40 »

A. Hermes is better in bed.

Q. What did Fry do with all the vinyl records he found in his old house?
TheGingerKid

Bending Unit
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« Reply #302 on: 03-08-2005 16:54 »

A: Left them there because he knew he wouldnt find a record player.

Q: How did Bender manage to Graduate from both the Factory he was made and Mars Univercity? Surely they would have both been for bending?
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #303 on: 03-08-2005 16:56 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2005 16:56 »

   
Quote
Originally posted by blackkatnorn:
Hey thats mean     frown . Im no alien.
I was only joking

A to GingerKid: Yes. They were both for bending...Or WERE they!?!

Q: Why do Hermes and Labarbra call eachother husband/wife instead of Hermes/Labarbra

Beaten!...Grr.  hmpf
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #304 on: 03-08-2005 16:56 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2005 16:56 »

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Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #305 on: 03-08-2005 16:56 »

A. He did not graduate from Mars U. His frat had a chapter at Bending College, that's it.

Q. What is Leela's favorite food?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #306 on: 03-08-2005 16:58 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2005 16:58 »

Anything purple!

Why Elzar became a cook beside the facts he is good at cooking and he likes it?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #307 on: 03-08-2005 16:59 »

A. He wanted a TV show, but he was a horrible actor.

Q. What is Leela's favorite song?
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #308 on: 03-08-2005 17:00 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2005 17:00 »

You two are FAST!
A: Off The Ground. Cos that's what I'M listening to now! FEH!

Q: Would Bender's cooking be any better if he could taste?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #309 on: 03-08-2005 17:03 »

Yes

Can Fry cook? if so what can he cook?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #310 on: 03-08-2005 17:17 »

A. Yes, his specialties include Uber Nachos and Ice cream soup.

Q. What did Fry get Leela for her Birthday?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #311 on: 03-08-2005 17:28 »

A: A Slum can encrusted scrunchy.

Q: What are in über nachos?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #312 on: 03-08-2005 18:41 »

I don't know that sounds like German to me!

Why people like to drink slurm in futurama?

Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #313 on: 03-08-2005 18:50 »

It's addictive!

Why isn't there Slurm NOW!?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #314 on: 03-08-2005 19:09 »

It doesn't exist yet!

Why bender likes to cook for humans if he can't eat human food?


Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #315 on: 03-08-2005 19:22 »

Answer to Quimbly's question: Your puny human mind cannot even comprehend the awesomeness that is uber nachos.

Answer to mint's question: Caus they're less picky eaters than robots.

Q. Did Zoidberg become addicted to the pills he was given in "Bender Gets Made"?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #316 on: 03-08-2005 20:27 »

A. No, of course not...yes.

Q. Why's isn't Labarbara in so many episodes?
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #317 on: 03-09-2005 07:52 »

A. She's in and out of jail so often that she doesn't have time to appear on the show that much.

Q. We know about the Star Trek Wars and the Star Wars Trek, but what about the TekWars Star?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #318 on: 03-09-2005 12:06 »

A: The TekWars Star went supernova in 2760, and in the process, disintigrated the TekWars Dyson Sphere. 

Apparently, one of the TekWars robot combatants (Nebulon-X7) developed a quantum flux singularity gun (QFSG) in order to defeat the top-seeded TekWar champion, Grognor-5.  In using the QFSG on Grognor-5, however, Nebulon-X7 doomed the TekWars world to obliteration and the syndicated holoviewer-TV show executives to a life of slightly less riches.  The backlash radiation from the implosion of Grognor-5 caused the star at the center of the TekWar Dyson sphere to become unstable, and to go supernova within 6 hours.  Thus marked the end of era for millions of holoviewer-TV program junkies, and created the great economic boom of 2761 as all of these unemployed holoviewer-TV zombies got off their lazy asses and went back to work.

Q: What's Labarbara's favorite felony, that keeps landing her in jail?
Andy1234

Starship Captain
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« Reply #319 on: 03-09-2005 12:08 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2005 12:08 »

A:there is no such thing as tekwars, is there

Q:what if bender was human and the rest of the crew(and scruffy)were robots
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