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Dr.Jerkbird

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« Reply #240 on: 03-06-2005 11:04 »
« Last Edit on: 03-06-2005 11:04 »

A: he would burn alive when he smoked!

Q:What does Nixon do in his spare time?

TOTPD!


i_c_weiner

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« Reply #241 on: 03-06-2005 12:14 »

A. He works on his grrr's and grumbles.

Q. Why doesn't Zapp ever stop with the Leela thing?
TheGingerKid

Bending Unit
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« Reply #242 on: 03-06-2005 16:20 »

A: Obsessive compulsive behaviour disorder...

Q: How naked can robots get?
blobby goat

Crustacean
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« Reply #243 on: 03-06-2005 16:56 »

A.depends how much money you got?
Q. How much money does it take for a robot to get naked?
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #244 on: 03-06-2005 18:12 »

A: No matter what I tell you you'll never have enough. Ha ha.

Q: How much to get Fry naked?
Zmithy

Professor
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« Reply #245 on: 03-06-2005 18:18 »

A: $111111 - your post was the 111111th in this forum

Q: How much to get Amy naked?
TheGingerKid

Bending Unit
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« Reply #246 on: 03-06-2005 18:27 »
« Last Edit on: 03-06-2005 18:27 »

A: The price of 2 shots of vodka.

Q: How much would you pay for zoidberg and Morbo not to get naked?
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #247 on: 03-06-2005 19:02 »

A: Three cents.

Q: How much for the Professor to get naked?

What's with the naked questions? Megh.
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #248 on: 03-06-2005 20:38 »

A: $0.101

Q: Why did Fry find a seven-leaf clover in "The Luck Of The Fryrish", instead of a four-leaf clover?
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #249 on: 03-06-2005 21:50 »

A. It was related to Barney the Dinosaur.
Q. What question would Amy have asked the What-If Machine in AO2?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #250 on: 03-06-2005 22:11 »

A. What would happen if I was even cuter?

Q. What would happen if Amy was even cuter?
Fry´s Nightmare

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #251 on: 03-06-2005 22:19 »

A: World domination.

Q: What would happen if Kif turned gay with Zapp?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #252 on: 03-06-2005 22:50 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Fry's Nightmare:
A: World domination.

Q. What happened to Greeting Card after 'Mother's Day'?
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #253 on: 03-06-2005 22:59 »

A: He had a date with some scotch tape (Bender ripped him to shreds remember?)

Q: What did Leela do with the money she made from playing professional Blernsball?
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #254 on: 03-06-2005 23:21 »

A. Bought a large quantity of Black Boots.

Q. Did the Beatle's Heads in Jars ever reunite in the Future?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #255 on: 03-06-2005 23:46 »

A: No
Q: What would happen if Lrrr married Leela?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #256 on: 03-06-2005 23:50 »

A: Hell on Earth.

Q: What would Planet Express be like if Leela was in charge, and the Professor was the captain?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #257 on: 03-06-2005 23:59 »

A: They'd never get anywhere, because the ship would always travel at 30 MPH.

Q: What would it be like if Leela was in love with Fry, but he wasn't in love with her?
blackkatnorn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #258 on: 03-07-2005 00:24 »

A: I would kill my self and the earth will be covered in blood.

Q: What if slurm was made out of tea?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #259 on: 03-07-2005 01:08 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2005 01:08 »

A: Nobody would like it and the company would go out of business.
Q: What if Space Honey was made out of tea

woot, my 200th post!
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #260 on: 03-07-2005 01:14 »

You would dilute it in water and then drink it.

How many degrees of separation are there between Kevin Bacon and the queen of Omicron Persei 8?
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #261 on: 03-07-2005 01:23 »

A: 1.

Q: What is the said degree of separation?
Dr.Jerkbird

Starship Captain
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« Reply #262 on: 03-07-2005 01:37 »

A:I've no idea!

Q:What would happen if Zapp and the Omercronian King knocked some very sensual boots?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #263 on: 03-07-2005 01:45 »

A: Some stuff would happen then there would be a commercial, and then credits
Q: What if Fry and alcazar were related?
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #264 on: 03-07-2005 02:08 »

They would have a common very freaky ancestor.

How much does it cost to rent a tuxedo that changes shape?
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #265 on: 03-07-2005 02:16 »

A: $612.57 a day

Q: What if Fry was a ninja?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #266 on: 03-07-2005 02:16 »

A: $1.00

Q: What would happen if Fry had purple hair, and Leela had red hair?
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #267 on: 03-07-2005 06:04 »

Q: What if Fry was a ninja?
A- He would have de will of de warriah... ahahahaha!

Q: What would happen if Fry had purple hair, and Leela had red hair?
A-Their children would have burgundy hair.

Q: What if Bender had a soul?
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #268 on: 03-07-2005 07:02 »

A)he would sell it to bart simpson

Q) what if bender wanted his soul back?
TheGingerKid

Bending Unit
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« Reply #269 on: 03-07-2005 07:19 »

A) He'd kick bart simpson until he got it back...

Q) What makes Benders body fly the Roswell episode?
Shippy Mandy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #270 on: 03-07-2005 10:57 »

A: The magical fairies that hang out around Roswell...either that or a hidden jetpack thingy.

Q: What would happen if Zoidberg died?
Andy1234

Starship Captain
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« Reply #271 on: 03-07-2005 12:55 »

A:no body would notice.

Q:what if in "TMLH" they never got back to their adult ages
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #272 on: 03-07-2005 13:10 »

A. There would be a spinoff show starring the PlanEx crew in High School.

Q. What was Fry's major going to be at Coney Island College?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #273 on: 03-07-2005 13:26 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
A. There would be a spinoff show starring the PlanEx crew in High School.

Q. What was Fry's major going to be at Coney Island College?

A; Hygiene. He failed...

Q: What would've happened if Leela had remembered seeing Fry's love-note in the stars after the time-skips?
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #274 on: 03-07-2005 13:51 »

A: Bow chicka bow wow!

Q: Where would said 'bow chicka bow wow' take place?
Andy1234

Starship Captain
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« Reply #275 on: 03-07-2005 15:34 »

A :probably leelas apartment as fry is roomate with bender

Q:what would happen if the time skips never stopped
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #276 on: 03-07-2005 15:43 »

A: Well, you see, we'd have to- BLOOP! TIME SKIP!* and it's simple, really!

Q: What happened to the part of the robotic law stating that robots cannot hamr or injury humans?
Sorry. Robotics in one of my classes started today.
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #277 on: 03-07-2005 16:01 »

A) it was deleted by isaac asimov-bot.

Q) what would happen if amy had one eye
blackkatnorn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #278 on: 03-07-2005 16:13 »

A: Fry would be a pimp!

Q: What would happen if scruffy had one eye?
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #279 on: 03-07-2005 16:18 »

He will be like Leela!

What happens if Zoidberg marries Umbriel?
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