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[Reply #240 on:]

A: he would burn alive when he smoked!

Q:What does Nixon do in his spare time?

TOTPD!

[Reply #241 on:]

A. He works on his grrr's and grumbles.

Q. Why doesn't Zapp ever stop with the Leela thing?

[Reply #242 on:]

A: Obsessive compulsive behaviour disorder...

Q: How naked can robots get?

[Reply #243 on:]

A.depends how much money you got?
Q. How much money does it take for a robot to get naked?

[Reply #244 on:]

A: No matter what I tell you you'll never have enough. Ha ha.

Q: How much to get Fry naked?

[Reply #245 on:]

A: $111111 - your post was the 111111th in this forum

Q: How much to get Amy naked?

[Reply #246 on:]

A: The price of 2 shots of vodka.

Q: How much would you pay for zoidberg and Morbo not to get naked?

[Reply #247 on:]

A: Three cents.

Q: How much for the Professor to get naked?

What's with the naked questions? Megh.

[Reply #248 on:]

A: $0.101

Q: Why did Fry find a seven-leaf clover in "The Luck Of The Fryrish", instead of a four-leaf clover?

[Reply #249 on:]

A. It was related to Barney the Dinosaur.
Q. What question would Amy have asked the What-If Machine in AO2?

[Reply #250 on:]

A. What would happen if I was even cuter?

Q. What would happen if Amy was even cuter?

[Reply #251 on:]

A: World domination.

Q: What would happen if Kif turned gay with Zapp?

[Reply #252 on:]

 

Originally posted by Fry's Nightmare:
A: World domination.

Q. What happened to Greeting Card after 'Mother's Day'?

[Reply #253 on:]

A: He had a date with some scotch tape (Bender ripped him to shreds remember?)

Q: What did Leela do with the money she made from playing professional Blernsball?

[Reply #254 on:]

A. Bought a large quantity of Black Boots.

Q. Did the Beatle's Heads in Jars ever reunite in the Future?

[Reply #255 on:]

A: No
Q: What would happen if Lrrr married Leela?

[Reply #256 on:]

A: Hell on Earth.

Q: What would Planet Express be like if Leela was in charge, and the Professor was the captain?

[Reply #257 on:]

A: They'd never get anywhere, because the ship would always travel at 30 MPH.

Q: What would it be like if Leela was in love with Fry, but he wasn't in love with her?

[Reply #258 on:]

A: I would kill my self and the earth will be covered in blood.

Q: What if slurm was made out of tea?

[Reply #259 on:]

A: Nobody would like it and the company would go out of business.
Q: What if Space Honey was made out of tea

woot, my 200th post!

[Reply #260 on:]

You would dilute it in water and then drink it.

How many degrees of separation are there between Kevin Bacon and the queen of Omicron Persei 8?

[Reply #261 on:]

A: 1.

Q: What is the said degree of separation?

[Reply #262 on:]

A:I've no idea!

Q:What would happen if Zapp and the Omercronian King knocked some very sensual boots?

[Reply #263 on:]

A: Some stuff would happen then there would be a commercial, and then credits
Q: What if Fry and alcazar were related?

[Reply #264 on:]

They would have a common very freaky ancestor.

How much does it cost to rent a tuxedo that changes shape?

[Reply #265 on:]

A: $612.57 a day

Q: What if Fry was a ninja?

[Reply #266 on:]

A: $1.00

Q: What would happen if Fry had purple hair, and Leela had red hair?

[Reply #267 on:]

Q: What if Fry was a ninja?
A- He would have de will of de warriah... ahahahaha!

Q: What would happen if Fry had purple hair, and Leela had red hair?
A-Their children would have burgundy hair.

Q: What if Bender had a soul?

[Reply #268 on:]

A)he would sell it to bart simpson

Q) what if bender wanted his soul back?

[Reply #269 on:]

A) He'd kick bart simpson until he got it back...

Q) What makes Benders body fly the Roswell episode?

[Reply #270 on:]

A: The magical fairies that hang out around Roswell...either that or a hidden jetpack thingy.

Q: What would happen if Zoidberg died?

[Reply #271 on:]

A:no body would notice.

Q:what if in "TMLH" they never got back to their adult ages

[Reply #272 on:]

A. There would be a spinoff show starring the PlanEx crew in High School.

Q. What was Fry's major going to be at Coney Island College?

[Reply #273 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
A. There would be a spinoff show starring the PlanEx crew in High School.

Q. What was Fry's major going to be at Coney Island College?

A; Hygiene. He failed...

Q: What would've happened if Leela had remembered seeing Fry's love-note in the stars after the time-skips?

[Reply #274 on:]

A: Bow chicka bow wow!

Q: Where would said 'bow chicka bow wow' take place?

[Reply #275 on:]

A :probably leelas apartment as fry is roomate with bender

Q:what would happen if the time skips never stopped

[Reply #276 on:]

A: Well, you see, we'd have to- BLOOP! TIME SKIP!* and it's simple, really!

Q: What happened to the part of the robotic law stating that robots cannot hamr or injury humans?
Sorry. Robotics in one of my classes started today.

[Reply #277 on:]

A) it was deleted by isaac asimov-bot.

Q) what would happen if amy had one eye

[Reply #278 on:]

A: Fry would be a pimp!

Q: What would happen if scruffy had one eye?

[Reply #279 on:]

He will be like Leela!

What happens if Zoidberg marries Umbriel?